Name: Trivia Episode To Listen On Long Car Rides | Ep. 123
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trivia Episode To Listen On Long Car Rides | Ep. 123' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-09. Transcript available.

Trivia Episode To Listen On Long Car Rides | Ep. 123

eight plus three
eleven correct that's way too long numerical trivia
can i tell you something funny about trivia yeah so you got to be kidding me i
was just driving um
where was i driving back from somewhere a wedding and we were oh let's put on a
trivia podcast that'll
be something fun these fools whichever one we clicked on it couldn't have been
the build-up
to add the actual trivia it was like they were fucking with us i was like all
right let's click
on some trivia let's have some fun let's engage on the road and then it's like
hey guys welcome back
how's your week oh good you know i was doing this uh what's going on i couldn't
believe it
hour hour six into the drive i felt like i was being dragged down the highway
by the jaw
by that big fucking chain in mario and then they did the same thing with every
answer they'd ask the
question what's the capital of whatever oh uh fucking whatever parasite you
know what i'm saying
and then all of a sudden they would talk about the answer for a quite a while
in fact
yeah real quick yeah go ahead does your does your shirt say coochie welcome to
joy tactics the podcast
dedicated to all things joyful joyous and meeting as many celebrities as humanly
possible
hosted by eric rayhill nate veroni and jack bensinger enjoy my shirt says coochie
i'm wearing the
lance oppenheim ren fair fitted uh swag and does it really say what does it say
i think it says cool
i think i thought that was a c and then i thought there was an h and i e uh
hanging around your neck
there it looks like you've just been robbed by the look of the drawers where's
the diamonds find the
diamonds i would say i would say based on my shit it looks like i broke into
this house and i'm
currently robbing it it looks like i have a break it's like you put on a hat so
quickly
this is david goggins level 1000 podcasting i'm doing i'm coming straight from
the 11 hour whip
into this starving you just drove for 11 hours auras the 11 hour hung over sea
you have to stop fucking
drinking dude you have to stop like i can't man it's in my dna it's in my blood
i did i met a
oh i gotta wait for nate to tell this nate i have something to say i'm here man
go ahead i was at the
grocery store uh this weekend and uh i was frankly having kind of a low night
and this guy walks past
in a joy tactics hat shout out and i don't hope i'm not doxing him but shout
out malcolm a joy
tactician up in the grocery store and um uh he was obviously fell to his knees
and started trying to
give me money i said stop you don't need to do this uh we provide a service um
and if you're part
of the patreon thank you but you don't even need to do that but then he asked
me what i was getting
and i said beer and there's something about
yeah there's just something about it where i'm like damn i think you're not
beating the allegations
i know but these but everyone thinks that everyone thinks it's really uh threat
level midnight uh levels
of uh alcoholism and no it's just mild dependence it's just a mild social thing
that i do and and
frankly i can control it yeah and speaking of fans yeah i just want to say we
don't we don't do this
like you know a lot so or ever maybe but somebody messaged us they didn't give
their uh their name
but it's somebody's 21st 24th birthday oh wait i think maybe i got the name and
it's wow well if
you're 24 and your partner's name is brooke kirsten the docs the docs well i
mean that's the only way
we can identify this person because they didn't they didn't give the or i'm not
reading the full
message but 24 and so much more oh man take a look at my life i'm a lot like
you
what is it because what's that lyric 24 and there's so much more guess what you
don't know if there's
that much more and i'll just say 20 what are you guys what's your reflection on
the year on being
the age of 24 you're going from 23 to 24 just you're just beginning to start
life i will say so
if you think that you've lived life you're wrong you haven't even gotten
fucking started because
there's a lot of fucking shit unless you've gone through grief crazy amounts of
grief early
you're the worst moments are ahead of you for sure we need to give we need to
start a cameo and just
give like the the darkest cameos to people but you might get to go to hawaii at
some point that's
something to look forward to god i want to go to hawaii i was just being just
describing to me the
clear waters oh yeah i've never been in clear water once in my life it's always
been disgusting dirty
fucking buckeye lake in columbus ohio disgusting if you drank from that it
would fucking kill you
within 15 seconds man i'm dying to be in clear water well i want to go there
but i want to do it
respectfully because i've heard uh they don't want uh people like us just stomping
around and
roasting pigs here and there and they want us to be respectful about it so if
we go we're going
there with our heads bowed no fucking tiki drinks oh eye contact with no eye
contact yeah crawling
crawling around crawling around with eye contact respectful vacation yeah do
the david do the david
goggins bottle cap marathons or our feet feet are bloody but before we get in
the water for the first time
um but um yeah happy birthday bro yeah we just we should just extend this this
shout out the whole
episode shout out yeah happy birthday we don't know who you are but we have no
fucking clue who you are
i know that you're from you're out there but we believe in you i just hope you're
having an amazing
day dude okay yeah who built the ark
noah's friends noah's contractors god noah it's noah i mean as far as we know
is
what is written in the biblical script is noah okay that's easy level though
that's easy level bible
trivia are you ready to crank it out to medium uh crank it up for me please
who led the israelites out of egypt king david easy damn is that true no no no
no it was uh
no no let me do moses that's in your that's that should be in your book that's
in chapter one the
jewish files the jewish files all right okay that's medium level but in my mind
that should
be easy oh bro no one's gonna get this who is the left-handed judge who killed
an eagle on
the king that's level three is this that's hard uh the left-handed judge you
said the left-handed
judge who killed a eagle eglon king of moab and if you don't know this by the
way you're not a
christian just put it look at the first letter e i don't think i don't think
ken burns could
could fucking ezekiel ezekiel ezekiel no elijah i would wager this is a name
you may maybe have
never heard in your life and big name ebenezer ebenezer scrooge uh hold up e40
and e40 bro shout
out e40 just did npr tiny desk unplugged e40 the way he's supposed to be
listened to no one
has fucking gotten close to it e40 flow it's it's i've been saying that that's
the last original
flow that's ever been done he sounds like he's trying not to step on stuff
while he's running
in fact break the house this by the way that's one of the first things i told
you nate when i met you
no one's got flow like e40 well you're from uh i did have him i had a neighbor
that was on the
spectrum growing up named also named eric and um only his parents understood
him and he'd show up
at my house and just knock on the door open the door and say shit like we'll
just be like no one's
got flow like e40 wow once a day rap speaking of trivia he'd have rap trivia on
deck and my dad
would be working on the garage and he'd be up in there going like you know kanya's
coming out
without a new ass album you know man okay yeah i heard some sounds like a fun
guy um he was is still
alive oh that's rare somebody from your childhood is alive that is a couple of
those made it so far
yeah god likes to well god likes everything um i need to say the name really
quick of the oh please
it's it's e-hud the hood oh spell that e-hud e-h-u-d a hood oh e-hud oh that
was e-hud yeah it's his
fault yeah oh let the left-handed guy yeah i remember his ass always yeah yeah
he's a judge e-hud
okay you were saying jack i don't remember but you want to do celebrity trivia
like that's a little
you know on brand but i could try to remember some of the trivia from this car
ride or i could do
trivia for uh this is this how about this intuitive trivia so i'm going to ask
you a question about a
uh jack ben singer make as he was ordering breakfast yesterday did he get the
sticky bun
with toffee or did he lock in and not get the sticky bun with toffee for
breakfast well were you on the
hogwarts express or were you traveling around that sounds like a hogwarts style
meal just put it that
way i would say you got the sticky sticky toffee pudding bun so you both
underestimated me because
that's basically i said no i didn't get it what yeah and that's scientifically
concocted
if you hand me litter this is my uh death meal or whatever last what do you
call it final meal
that's sticky okay sticky bun full sugar red bull
you getting jacked up to die
yeah i want to feel everything you want to be booted up as you pass away yeah i
want to be
comprehending what's going on around me so you got full full fat red bull full
fat red bull
and what else bro shrimp hey man no the chicken wings before the fucking pizza
hut chicken wings
before they moved over to fucking wing street wings obviously
obviously jesus christ i feel like the second you would die you would just like
you know when people
die they like shit themselves like you would
you have like a nice it might like uh start the the shitting might startle you
back into life for a
second die piece of shit like fucking diarrhea like it would be you you'd have
a oh we should let's
let's move on all right marvel bro all right all right all right let me body
this i guess jack you
can obviously hop in but this is more so for i really would love to see it by
the way it's not
looking good for me that my topics are always harry potter and fucking you're
gonna know at all of
these yeah this one okay we're gonna start off with a please start easy one
yeah warm me up what type
of scientist is bruce banner he's a uh bio uh biological scientist what is he
he's a nuclear physicist oh that was the easy one by the way well i don't yeah
okay i'm not into the
hulk all right well let's uh let's move on here um in what oh this would be if
you knew if you
know this this is this would be insane if in what order does thanos gather the
infinity stones
thanos well i can't be sure i've lost i've forgotten it so i'm gonna guess the
fresh eyes
um what what is it just colors he gets purple first yeah you're right wow
really keep going
keep going keep going bro purple white the white stone green i don't think that
even it no purple
red almost oh so pink it's purple blue this is the by the way it's the power
stone which is purple
the space stone which is blue reality stone red soul stone orange time stone
green and mind stone
yellow wow wow wow um glad to know i'm glad to now be able to remember that
okay who cut off thanos's head
couldn't be tony stark no it could it's not jack i feel like i'm sweating here
sweating bullets like
i'm trying to trying to say oh i thought you knew more about marvel than this
this is no i mean shocking
no marvell it's pronounced marvell
marvell
um i don't even know what you guys are talking about so i just tapped in
i started thinking about that person's birthday again oh yeah what were you
thinking about with
their just yeah what part of the country they're in what the weather is what
they wore
but what was the question we're gonna get like many requests for birthday shout
outs that we should
that should just be the whole podcast is like just a shouting out they did that
on the fucking
thing the thing i was complaining about they kept they do ask you one fucking
question about parasite
and then they give their own opinion instead of keeping the games going and
then they would stop
and wish somebody's birthday this person's name was opal said by the way happy
birthday to opal
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