Name: Photography [teaser]
Uploaded: 2025-06-26T11:01:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Photography [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-26. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Photography [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-26. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics okay everybody get in okay you get in a little bit squish in okay
guys really scoot
together now okay get close wait all right and would you get behind her okay on
the count of
three one two three cheese all right your eyes were closed on this one all you
guys your eyes
are closed let's do uh and smile let's smile pretend like you like each other
guys okay
three two one cheese sound familiar that's what it's like getting your picture
taken in a group
from what i remember damn sounds lovely that was a lovely uh painting of of uh
of that scenario eric
well it's a solo scene painting which is something that i'm i've been very good
at my whole life
can immediately put you in a location i agree or scenario with just my words
and your memories eric
i really wish the i mean your memories are so cool because they're vivid thank
you man remember
like people you remember my memories are very much like lists you know i don't
remember whole scenes
and emotions like that i think i remember like six five okay uh yeah five foot
seven woman female
standing front center if i was describing a a photo moment right female five
foot seven next to
hmm plant oh a dog
is that that's bubbles it's bubbles my dog you want to have more vivid memories
is what you're saying
i've given i've basically given up by now but yeah i want to
riddle me this i wanted to ask you guys this there's a popular instagram
account called track star
okay okay okay and what this game is is that this very handsome guy is pulling
people off the street now
it's celebrities he's done a little subway takes with it you know i'm saying
getting the most interesting
people times yes on video answering questions and giving takes and what he does
is he has a set of
headphones he says what kind of music do you normally listen to he gets a genre
and then he uh gives them
money every time they can guess which artist uh is playing the song they're
listening to and i'm
watching this and i'm like people are getting fucking deep cuts where i'm like
i i don't know this
shit and i'm a big music fan i've listened to thousands of hours of music and
yet i don't
fucking know i can't name the artists and songs like that you think is that a
me thing or that's what i'm i
don't want to be suspicious like that but i'm being forced to our person yeah
it's like yeah
client cannot my client agrees to appear but they cannot look stupid okay so
these are the songs
you're gonna pick these are the artists well and oftentimes if it's like rock
the first one's like
the rolling stones and every single time someone guesses they're like taking
the headphones off the
stones man of course 68 this is a bootleg you guys don't fucking know that no
one is listening to music
like that anymore and if they are that's awesome okay real quick i can't help
but notice like
have this observation but jack you look you look like a jedi that's like
um hiding out in like a jc penny's outlet
like you have a cloak on underneath that but you you just threw on some like uh
winter jacket
a little bit to hide away from i'm sitting here i'm having a so from my
perspective nate i'm sitting
here i'm having a productive hilarious conversation dissecting music with eric
and scenery and i'm
thinking in my head like why is nate not popping little do i know that you are
sitting there
plotting my fucking downfall
but if you're asking yeah i voted today in new york i got the i voted sticker
and i got the right
right right because it's mad that's why i was setting you up right appreciate
it
yeah if it's uh if it's two days ago and you're in new york go vote bro rank
don't rank cuomo
don't rank you ray cuomo we're coming to your fucking house
we're putting a bullet to your domo uh major domo
um now man remember when anakin fucking broke did some breaking bad
shit and killed all those padawans what is a padawaka it's a trainee jedi uh
jedi trainee of course
i don't know you know the remorse that anakin feels that is such a visceral no
why i feel like that character has so much i mean of course he has so much
darkness because
spoiler alert he turns into darth vader um damn that is a spoiler crazy spoiler
i know yeah
i wonder if there's anybody out there who's like
i wonder if there's anybody that didn't know
that didn't know you gotta be fucking kidding me dude yeah
they're about to watch episode three or whatever oh they do joy tactics first
make sure my mind is
prepped to absorb a film yeah yeah hold on pause episode three revenge of the sith
when he's playing my friend is finally dead you've seen that you've seen kenobi
right
the disney plus um yeah follow up where ewan mcgregor is playing kenobi and
they have that final battle
wait you're telling me there's a whole series about obi-wan kenobi that's right
how did i miss this
that's right what is there what is there andor uh mandalorian that's all i'm
familiar with
oh yeah sure ashoka the mandalorian boba fett chronicles a mandalorian
uh yeah e-mandalorian bro e-mandalorian explain this one for me real quick e
say it again
man the the lorian i thought you're saying there's a character in star wars
named amanda lorian
i'm gonna stop talking you're not far off i would believe one letter away from
a real
character i am all right it's called the mandalorian and then you're you heard
as a
a mandalorian uh to be honest i was freestyling in my head i wasn't listening
okay gotcha that's fine that's fine we'll go v
but yeah that would go so crazy viral if you did a star wars based freestyle by
the way jack just
just let you know jar jar binks in the clink um eminem kind of did that didn't
he
put my shit in his mouth and letting it sink what why don gin bust a nut on
your chin
felicity huffman smoking on huffin puffin matt hoffman dmx dmx dmx one be a
rest in peace
was it dave i'll be gone i think it was nobody who does bmx is alive right now
there's no one left
they've all passed yeah well yeah those are two crazy tricks to survive within
your head if you
remember doing that crazy trick you can't live with that really what have i
done
just haunted by the back by a backflip no
the anakin skywalker scream
can you do a superman on a bmx
a superman can anyone what do you mean
belly on the seat you're saying yeah oh yeah yeah yeah definitely
yeah absolutely you could do that
so picture picture picture on the wall i mean mirror mirror on the wall
this should be called getting things wrong tactics at a certain point wrong on
the thursday
episode of yo chill man hey hey you don't know you don't know me talk to my
reps
hey cheese
case though
isn't that so crazy i have a yeah you you could never this is very
ray hill coded camera right here this is the uh cannon rebel yeah uh
cannon rebel t3i wow like you know i had one of those in college
you thinking you're like a crazy artist with this like
well when i when i won that your competition in washington state i got
something like six hundred
and um i used all i used all the money to get a cannon rebel of course
hack that i tried to sell this thing i've tried to sell this thing like
ten times and no one no one no matter what price i i if some if i gave this
away for free
no one would i would have to pay somebody to take this off my hands this is the
and and by the way
god damn it i i think i got so ripped off by this i remember i met up with a
guy in starbucks and he had
like six lenses in all the bags plastic bags which i still have for some reason
and they're all in
this all the bag from like uh with with a bunch of like other tiny plastic bags
in them to you know
make sure they don't break i guess and i paid like 800 bucks for the whoa now
slow down there horsey
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