Name: The Adult Male Study Abroad | Ep. 130
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Adult Male Study Abroad | Ep. 130' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-07-28. Transcript available.

The Adult Male Study Abroad | Ep. 130

surprise nate we just pranked you by starting i think you maybe heard it though
you can't
surprise me i'm ready to go any fucking second to record any time in my life
all right i'm gonna
wait for your next nasal surgery and right when you wake up in the bed i'm
gonna be there
joy tactics yeah i'll be ready all right the episode is swimming go go go
athletic
training wow the episode of swimming um i just want to say a bun journo guys
for no reason at all
put it that way i mean uh buona buona suerte is that what is that
he's he's he owes a lot of taxes to the irs and he is in hiding right now they're
taking care of me
here they are taking care of me here in italy they're really they're lucky to
have me and i'm
lucky to have them and i'm learning so much and you flew out so much to make
that that video you
made you went there for content i yeah for those who are listening who don't
know i posted a video
nearly 6 000 likes on instagram over 50 likes on tiktok where i'm on a boat and
i'm doing my
hilarious character and uh make some hilarious uh style story uh on there that's
not true but
if it were it would be pretty funny and humiliating for the person who posted
it so eric just yeah if
you didn't know yeah eric is on instagram i know a lot of you were wondering it's
true
he's a granddaddy welcome to joy tactics the podcast dedicated to all things
joyful
joyous and meeting as many celebrities as humanly possible hosted by eric rahill
nate veroni and
jack bensinger enjoy dude eric i wonder first that made me think how many grams
do each of us weigh
but second of all at least okay and i mean this in a positive uh complimentary
way eric you are giving me
the next jeffrey epstein vibe
you would be such a good ass out here
a lot of the men out here look epstein
similar they come from a similar branch of the white male tree
hmm branch of the underground military
that's that's right
i bet you there is a successor out there that's like like uh somebody who's
like lower rung who's
been doing a black male operation maybe it's not on an island maybe they don't
have a mansion maybe
they're just on in a lake house or something and they're they're just dealing
with
lower level politicians and they're like put me in you know
oh that's me the ladder the black male ladder you know why do you think i
invite you guys out
every year
right you're you're priming us you're basically getting us all oiled up
mm-hmm let me tell you there's a guy on the beach today
there was a guy we went to this amazing um beach no sand but many rocks
and basically you're diving into the ocean from the rocks everyone's fucking
skinny as fuck there's crazy beautiful men and women all up around you
but there's probably a 74 year old guy
white guy but like
like
brown like my wallet
in terms of tan
and he had his uh
he has dangling out but he had the thick white pubes but they were not just
fully white they were a little bit oranged out by the sun so they were like sun
kissed and uh i was like i just never seen it like that if that's what they
were looking like
you know 500 000 years ago while they were studying uh you know
coming up with all ancient culture and stuff then yeah they were doing
something right i was looking at him and thinking i need to be like that
he looked so healthy
every part of him was brown
i wish you would just describe this for like the next 40 minutes
the global pubic archives the global pubic index
this was some of the best pubes i've ever seen in my life
i mean did you
why didn't you
please tell me you dapped him up or
this man has no idea
in the water
no he knows
he knows what he's working with
what is that jack
these are um
well these are i don't know what to call these
they look like origami like horse blinders
what'd you just say to me
wow right when you said horse i had one on deck ready to go
damn that's crazy
wow
not a lot of people could do that
so
you guys uh
jack is all alone on martha's venue right now
and he's doing
are you doing making a
you're doing short film or
videos or just the opposite
are you just focusing on yourself
you'll notice i'm at the scene of the crime man
this is where we did joy tactics kids remember
remember man
that's it was so fun
look i still got the ukulele
how could we forget
remember
you guys gotta come back here
joy tactics kids
it's done
it's not over man
it's been done for years
it's not fucking over
it was a failed venture
uh
but we had a good
we had a good run
i'm embarrassed by those early episodes
i wish i could burn them dude
uh
they're no different
we've changed very much since then
and i don't agree with even who i was
back then
well
yeah why do you have a horse
yeah we miss you too man
well
it's been a long time
yeah it's been a minute
it's been a long time since i've seen you guys
i'm getting island madness right now
i'm on day three
of being alone
no human contact
i'm arthur's vineyard
i'm starting to experiment with streetwear as you can see
and
i'm not
tell them your youtube idea
that would
oh
be on the front page
the mr beast
what was it
i was gonna do uh
like a
what was it like a
one hour long freestyle about elden ring
i think it was like
seven days
seven days
yeah
that's what
that's what you would get on the front page with
i'm trying to do
i freestyled about elden ring
for seven days straight
with no food
no water
because that's how mr beast
had his come up
as he showed his
proves his dedication
by counting to a hundred thousand
i'm like
okay i could do that
did he do that
yeah i counted to a hundred thousand
on like a live stream or something
one
well
it's crazy that that's like
the the most famous person
in the world right now
is a guy who just went
two three
four
five
six
seven
that you interview any dungeon prisoner
from the last
thousand years
they've been
they went way past that
by the way
how are your dungeon prisoner interviews going eric
good man
they're still out here
they still
you know
i saw a dungeon
i saw a dungeon in a tower
okay
um it's not a laughing matter
these were real
places
okay
you saw
but my question is this
huh
what's your question
i don't have a question
i'm saying something
you said
all right man
well then say it
well then fucking say it
wait
you can't just hand them a packet
and not say anything
so go ahead
did you say i have a question
and then you said
huh what
i think i might
i've been hitting the wine a little hard out here
i'm a little fuzzy
i'm feeling good
but i'm feeling a little fuzzy
so maybe
wait
what was my question
what do you said
you said i have a question
eric how much have you drank today
are you showing up fucking drunk again
on the podcast
let's see
one glass of bubbly by the sea
e one beer
by the sea
okay
what's bubbly
champagne
champagne
you just started the day with champagne
no they do it here around noon
and there's no problem
oh yeah
and i had a ham and cheese
sandwich
what um
how's the
do they have like
i guess wine is the thing you drink in italy
right
but do they have the low abv beers
nah
they don't got it the same
but
but i'm drinking wine
i'm not even really getting headaches
and um
feeling mostly pretty good
getting good sleep
but oh i
what i wanted to say was this
i'd never seen a dungeon before
right
right
never seen that
but
and i looked in the
basically we're in this old tower
every town has an old tower
and by the way
the locals don't give a single fuck
about having these old towers
and old
you know
beautiful churches
they they couldn't care less
they've seen a billion of them
um
so they're not even looking at it
they're not processing it
but i'm processing
every single break
and trying to think of every single person
that touched
you know
these old uh
beautiful creations
but i was thinking
roman peasant
okay
this was kind of like that time right
mm-hmm
you know like
when you see the old uh
like uh
but
what was that town
mount vesuvius
exploded up
all up onto
greece
no
mount vesuvius
pompe
exploded all up
onto pompe
right
and so it froze everything in place
and they had all that old
dick graffiti
sexual graffiti
and it really makes us all feel close
to the old
roman
uh
perverts
right
because we haven't changed that much
but the only thing i was going to say was
these dungeons
my question is this
because if you throw someone in a dungeon
and let them rot
this thing just had a
it was like
grates on top
so you're definitely getting that stink up
into the fucking tower
is that what
did they just deal with stench in a different way
no question
oh yeah
because they lived in this
they lived in the stench
you know what i'm saying
that was the whole
bottom layer
there was probably an extra
there's like stratosphere
there's stratosphere
humosphere
whatever
it goes all the way
biosphere
troposphere
nice nice
right right
they probably had an extra sphere back then
that was called the stanky sphere
you know what i'm saying
that was just a human layer of
just nasty stuff
and that's all been eradicated
ever since
you know
companies like
now purell
what are some of the
like air
what are some of the ac
unit brands
we got febreze
um
huawei
febreze ac
air
damn
febreze x
gatorade
sugar free
air conditioning unit
don't you think you'd be so fucking sick
if we got sponsored by huawei
i've never heard of huawei
but i think it'd be sick
i do think it'd be sick
huawei
what
did you say hello
h-u-a
yeah you
it's something must be wrong
with all of your guys's internet
because you're being
slow
i know i'm hooked up to the
fiber optic out here
hello
do you miss the first world eric
is it starting to get to you
yeah
i mean
good question
yes
i desperately miss the united states
life is so much
the world
they do live better here
they just do live better here
so i've thought of everything
you've eaten the bread
right
yeah but
oh but here's the thing
in this region
the bread is known for not having salt
we'll never know
eric
eric's frozen
eric's known for what
he was about to say the secret
and notice
the italian
mussolini
just took his ass out
here bring up aliens jack
because i have some
some alien shit
to talk about
okay you know what
i was just walking down the street
the other day
i saw this green
uh thing
it made me think of aliens
right nate what do you think
right
all right well
i have some
i was i was dipping into some
alien sort of
videos
and documentaries
last night
so two things
one
there was an interview
with um
eric's back in
eric we're talking about
aliens real quick
you're gonna like this
the pressure's on
alien
did you see this interview
i don't know if tom segura
is starting a joe rogan style
conspiracy podcast
but it seemed
this clip was from
something like that
okay
so there was
he was telling this story
about a pilot
in mexico
a piloto
a piloto
c
and this pilot
i think was in a private
uh you know
little plane
with no passengers
suspicious
and he just passes out
he just passes out
oh
he wakes up
two hours later
and he's
over the ocean
in acapulco
and he hears the radio
did i say that right
yep
keep going
okay
he hears the radio
and they say
hello
hello
focus on the story
this is
i just want to say
i can always hear
when you're starting
to pronounce a foreign word
that you are like
so afraid of going
off the rails
and like
if you barely land
the plane
it's like
i can sense the relief
go ahead
okay so he's calling
the radio
yeah
so the radio
they say
hello hello
you there
and he's like
yeah sorry
i i fell asleep
or something
the plane's still going
it hasn't crashed
so he's like
what the fuck
is going
they're like
land the plane
right now
so he lands the plane
they do psychiatric
tests on him
okay
he's fine
they do
um
drug tests
nothing
and then
they didn't do
like a medical test
they went straight
for the
psychosis
yeah
they went for psychosis
and it was
he fucked up
okay
okay
and then the person
on the radio
says
like
explains to him
he's like
i don't know
what happened
like i fell asleep
and he's like
you weren't asleep
for the last 45 minutes
you were talking to me
on the radio
an