Name: Taking Accountability [teaser]
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Taking Accountability [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-07. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Taking Accountability [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-08-07. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics we're recording right now bro sorry all right oh we're fucking
going
all right wait be serious for a second soon there's no this is not a moment for
a laugh
yeah yeah yeah um so yeah this um first off we just want to say um take some
accountability
all three of us right that's right and this is probably a rare instance you
probably don't
hear podcasters um owning up to what they've done jack are you are you in this
or what this
is the fucking accountability episode i am bowing no i am bowing in humility i'm
bowing
and shame by the way this is not a pose that you would ever see somebody like
joe rogan or bobby
santino do because they're not able to admit their weaknesses and i bow i humbly
bow and with
shame i bow right if you don't think i woke up and bowed with shame for about
20 minutes and then put
my phone in a ziploc baggie and got in a shower made it fucking as hot boiling
hot as it could go to
scald my skin and then read the reddit comments and youtube comments while
punching the fucking shower
wall and you have another thing coming because that's exactly what i did man
and that was just
that was just the first 30 minutes of atonement that i took this morning
and just know by the way go easy on them i know that when you you know just
know that if you post a
comment that is criticizing the podcast it's just criticizing eric because eric
is the one who takes
all the all the well i'm the sponge you know the group punishment right that's
right well i do it
because i volunteer you guys edited the early episodes and you did all that and
i didn't pay
you a dime so i said i'm gonna take all the fucking heat i'm gonna read a bird
i'm gonna be like jesus
and absorb the sin so i was just thinking that you are god jack you are the
holy spirit and i would be
jesus of the of the triune um celestial being that runs this podcast so i was
happy i'm always happy to
take the heat for anybody who doesn't maybe know what we're referencing in monday
in uh monday's episode
it was pretty messy we had on donald trump we platformed him and we weren't
prepared
for an interview of that caliber he used us to we should have pushed back way
more we should have we
should have and i regret it and i regret not asking him the tough questions but
when you you try and
fucking be in a room with one of the most powerful people on the planet yeah
see where and see where
your uh critical thinking skills where they go and you fail to recognize the
power of charm charm is
not just something you learn in a book it is a almost magical power that a lot
of leaders nowadays
have in spades okay he charmed us he wooed us and let it be known it's i do
find it interesting
that charming is being is used as a not a pejorative but a compliment when
really a charm
is a fucking spell people who charm you want to harm you a charm is a harm
remember that next time
you're going up against the leprechaun of the cereal box remember that that's
right jesus you know we
should be we should start complimenting people who have no charm and who are
just directly honest
all right with you about that i appreciate that thank you just we should have
no decorum you know
what i mean we should just have pure honesty maybe that's what we need right
right and with that we're
going to bring on our our guest for the show net and yahoo is going to be on
from he's coming on the
tour from he did the nuff boys and now he's on yeah remember when he goes like
my favorites burger king
and what's his name is it's not steiny but the other guy goes that's your
biggest l yet
oh that's your biggest well take burger king that's that moment where a
lightning bolt went and struck
fucking you know what i'm saying like uh britney murphy rest in peace and she
went back to life
for a second saw that happen and said um i'm good and smacked yourself with the
spade and went back
in the underworld yeah because the yeah by the way there's no with how special
and fine britney
murphy was i know that she's in the old style underworld like the ones that
that has like the river sticks you know what you think you know who megara is
oh god you know
megara are you oh who's that megara is well she's in that game hades
and are you isn't are you saying the river of sticks and hercules it's like
that's basically like um what's called purgatory it's your it's on the way to
hell right oh really
right so she might be chilling there and having a good ass time from what i can
suspect because
i'm trying to compliment her and saying she's why did you put her in hell even
why did you
heaven's boring bro do you think any celebrities are in heaven
any good ones i mean with taste based on the pictures based on the graffiti i've
seen of rbg a
lot of celebrities are in heaven right now yeah yeah no heaven's for losers bro
hell is oh you
know what quote i can't stop saying lately hell is empty and all the devils are
here
do you know what that means
that hell is taking time to all the devils absorb that are here yeah we got it
the first time we get
it yeah think about i don't fully get it i mean i i hear it and i get it i get
the text but i don't
think i understand that here's what it means bro we come up with monsters and
villains in our head
and we come up with frankenstein's monsters and dracula and different slithering
creatures and we
imagine how evil that could be we imagine satan and the horrors of hell well
let me tell you this
look no further than your neighbor across the street or look no further than
the mirror because the real
evil is amongst men and amongst humanity i'll just leave it there for you let
you connect the rest of
the dots there eric have you had anything to drink today no but i did just hit
this in and i can feel
it hitting right now very much oh eric oh here let me i miss you guys this is
on my mind right now so i'm
just i just i just there's no segue but my feed right now is just completely
um people that have interfaced with aliens telepathically and i and it's just
something
i can't stop thinking about so well this is one that i um just it's just
running through my my brain
constantly all day since i saw it a guy this is on the sean ryan podcast of
course sean ryan american
hero nothing wrong with him great physique great head shape amazing polos
who's sean ryan anything to be on the sean ryan podcast anything that's why i
want to get abducted
so i can just get on you have to earn it god i've done nothing i've i have
nothing to give sean
ryan and that kills me like i have nothing that he would but anyways there's a
old man on there
and he was some i don't know worked in a fucking air force base something like
that and he claims to have
uh telepathically communicated with a alien and he said how do i get to alpha
centauri where he's from
the whatever star system or something like that this is where his people are
from
and he said if i if i told you you wouldn't understand and he said you're
communicating with
me telepathically okay use what's in my brain right now to try and describe how
i would get to your
planet and he said okay i'll try you know in a rubik's cube and jack i feel
like you're gonna this is
like uh benzerian uh logic benzer what do they call it benzerian benzerian well
if you're a real one
when you say benzerian but i'm not saying william is that course wait i don't
think that's right
benzerian i actually don't know any uh anyway he said that imagine a rubik's
cube and i feel like
this is how you would describe this technology to somebody and he's like every
now imagine every
uh cube on their rubik's cube is a is a part of the periodic table a different
element okay
shit now you guys need to stop thinking about traveling to another planet via
distance by
going fast in one one straight line that's not how you do it he said this is
what we do
all you got to do is flip the rubik's cube and match the elements with the with
the other element
so change the lock exactly maybe the lock isn't still closed but it's opened
and to the left do you
understand i'm not was it on this fucking podcast yesterday i was using a rubik's
cube analogy to
describe something was it to you uh we'll never know whoa now slow down airhorsey
that was only but a
teaser just a little taste of what i can only assume is one of the most fire
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