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Watch the stand-up comedy video '138: Wading In On The Firing of Jimmy Kimel' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-22. Transcript available.

138: Wading In On The Firing of Jimmy Kimel

you gotta make it worth my time please dude in the olympic village tonight when
we go back i'll
let you hook up with every fucking chick that wants to hook up what do you mean
are you controlling
them no i would never control women ever welcome to joy tactics the podcast
dedicated to all things
joyful joyous and meeting as many celebrities as humanly possible hosted by eric
rahill nate
veroni and jack bensinger enjoy to all of the free speech advocates out there
that were so so
wanting for there to be free speech in comedy stay with me for those people you've
been awfully silent
the last the this last week it's just it's just quite curious those people that
wanted to say
whatever the fuck they wanted and all of a sudden when it happens to the person
that they don't like
they're okay with it no i i that no no it's really cool it's really cool hypocrites
have run
amok on the planet they have planted their flag all over the world i'm starting
to
i'm starting to wonder how deep it goes frankly
and if you're wondering where eric is he is personally flying to jimmy kimmel's
house to
protect him um with a bunch of with a bunch of knives and rocks he's actually
staying in the air like he
picked up jimmy in the airplane and he's staying in the air because he knows if
he lands there's going
to be a ground offensive and there's going to be an arrest keep doing the loop
keep doing keep looping
keep looping that shit keep looping the united states in the sky with jimmy kimmel
you say kimmel jimmy
jimmy kimmel jimmy kimmel we are not going to let you down you have done so
many speeches wearing a suit
over the last couple of years each and every single one of them me and my
fucking 17 mormon
uh uh children have remixed and danced to every weekend infusing pop music
let's do a deep dive on jimmy kimmel like no where's his ass from let's say hey
make no mistake he's from brooklyn
i would have never guessed that interesting yep is that james christian he
always middle name is
christian that's how you know he's a good one james christianity kimmel and
notice he didn't switch
his fucking name up because hold up let me look up let me look up jimmy fallon
because you know his
real name's like oh he definitely gonna be something yeah insane you know he's
but he's also from
fucking brooklyn jimmy fallon is he's from bay ridge new york you know what
that is right that's
brooklyn uh i'm gonna throw up never that's crazy dude i'm seeing a pattern
here interesting and i'm in
brooklyn right now fuck fuck okay okay host would you host the tonight show for
40 years straight
no vacations no days off every seven days a week which four years
can i do 80 to 120 can i do 100 to 140 and then i just life hacked you and
realize to make you a fool
how to do that oops tricked you okay hey i would do years 800 to 840 magic lamp
no but to be real you know you don't take me seriously man if i was i'd no no
no i take you
dangerously seriously but i don't let you get away with simple premises
if i was on sean evans hot ones he would be god kissing me like kiki palmer
oh wasn't that a beautiful moment do you think there really is a spark between
them i'm very
curious about this because they've been teasing this for a while but that that
sean well sean's thirsty
and kiki's just like oh yeah that that's that's cute that you're you know
you think she's not you think she's toying with him like a make a wish kid
i think she's doing it for the press honestly and i don't i don't i don't think
she's being real
and sincere because i just want to know if this is if there's something real
there you know
and i bet sean wants to know that shit too do you are you mad at her for exploiting
love i'm not mad
i'm not mad i'm just i'm just pointing out the obvious
just pointing out the obvious
kiki palmer is not being real she's playing with sean evans heart
yo you can't just hand sean evans a kiss
damn what if they cut to the wide shot of the sean evans had the biggest
motherfucking boner on the planet
whoops i'm bricked
i bet you oh there's definitely been
you're telling me he's gone however many episodes
300 7 a thousand episodes and he hasn't popped one chubby
one chub during hot during the the course of a hot ones interview
thick ones
thick ones
yeah it should be a we should do like a boner based hot ones where it's like
you kind of show things
that's what kind of porn porn that you're like really into
and and then it ends in
well i think you know where it ends
you know what the last what what the bomb is
the the bomb version
the bus
yeah
well
this is why don't they have that
why hasn't like a porn hub channel like done this a spin on this
there's got to be a hot there's got to be
because you know how they just make everything they're just like if there's
everybody oh raymond
there's like the yeah the porn where raymond's fucking the
yeah
his mom or whatever
there's got to be there absolutely has to be a hot ones boner busting parody
okay
of this
i got two things if there isn't like that's what i'm saying for one
i want to take a moment to disrespect sean evans
a little bit and say he's got the swag of
that old grandma and spongebob who's just a brain fucking brainstem in a
wheelchair
that's kind of
a little bit what his build and his aura is to me
and you can fucking say something to my face if you want
but
secondly
that's gonna be played back during your fucking
because he goes he's a deep dive
when you do your fucking hot ones
you really want that smoke
during the interview
sean evans if you're watching this in 13 years
when i got to play one of the bellhops in
the hangover 20
and you're now interviewing me because you are also been disgraced on some
ai james franco type type of event
it was ai
yeah i apologize
but what i'm saying is
you're telling me that you want to start a porn hub channel
i'm gonna be the director you be the face
uh-huh
it's the mr beast version
of adult entertainment
yeah
mr bust
yes
yeah what the fuck dude
that would be right there
incredible
you're locked in a cage for fucking 100 days
and uh
you got like a
your your
your penis is like
you can't pee or
or ejaculate you know
for 20 days
and then there's like a hundred thousand dollars outside of there
outside of the cage
there's just endless possibilities
that was just one
that was just off the dome
i know that wasn't
too good
don't sell yourself short man
that was amazing
that was incredible
no one in the world could say something like that
um
wait
what the fuck
do you have a mr beast impression in there
i'm still working on it
i'm
i'm
i don't want to let it out quite yet
but yeah
i'm still working on it
i kind of want to try
but it's one of those ones that makes me nervous
to do
well
you know
do you want to be vulnerable on this podcast
or you don't want to
but i might need to
you see what i'm saying
exactly
yeah yeah yeah
yeah
well if you want to
we're here for you
we'd love to hear it
but if you
if you
if you don't
that's totally fine
we can move on to a
a sort of a different topic and subject
which i actually have something i want to talk about
if i if i could
which i'm just
we don't
you're done
no mr beast impression
fuck all right
i feel like i
so i haven't researched this whatsoever
and i bet one google search could
could uh
you know give me some information on this
but that's not how we roll
i'd rather just put this out in the public sphere
and either be humiliated or
or i don't know
maybe i'm on to some conspiracy
so you know kanye west's graduation album
right
i probably listened to that album
i don't know
two billion times in my life
i'm going on spotify
okay
and there's this song called good night
at the very end of graduation
i said wait a second
isn't big brother the fucking last song of graduation
they just add
did they add another song
or am i in some sort of mandela universe right now
do you know the song
because i'll play it for you
yeah play it for me please
because i was like
i've never heard this fucking song
in my life
and it's small
i mean it's a banger
but i was like what the hell happened
i'm i don't know
if you if you know
please let me
please let me know in the comments
if i'm going crazy
or if we're all in sort of some
mandela style
uh
timeline right now
it's called good morning
okay
this is the one that
is new to you
oh wait wait wait
sorry sorry
it's called good night
no one has ever heard this
do you
be honest
have you heard this song before
no i'm gonna be honest
no i haven't
and you've listened to graduation
the full album
at least a thousand times
in your life
right
i don't know
on purpose maybe
but yeah
i have just
so what's going on
my sister or something
did this get added
the song is called
good morning
it's called good night
there's also a song called
good morning
and good life
which obviously
we all know those
so i'm trying to
connect the dots here
because i was just like
dude i could have sworn
that big brother
was the last song
this song
we all know this one
stadium status
about jay-z
it's about jay-z
yeah it's about
his big brother jay-z
helping him out
and getting him to
to where he is
at this point
in his career
in life
so somebody's
got to hit me
with some information
on that
and i'm not googling it
i just need people
to do that research
for me
i'm past googling
the world is my google
that's awesome
so that's been
driving me crazy
the last like
couple weeks
i'm like what the fuck
what is this song
i wish i had
the memory bank
unfortunately my brain
is probably a little
smaller than most people's
but i can't remember
that
but i will say
just hearing the title
big brother
i do believe
that that is
a metaphor
or a nickname
for the government
unless i'm totally wrong
big brother
um
you know what
there's no
there's nothing
in the song
that would
that would lead you
to believe
that he's talking
about the government
play it for one
second
i promise you
i will
be flipping your mind
if you could
connect this
to any sort
of government
this is my moment
oh my god
this is my
fucking moment
hats off
all right
my big brother
was big's brother
used to be
dame and big's brother
who was it by brother
who was no id friend
no id my mentor
and i let the story begin
it's the hard knock life
to a sellout
picture us in the mall
copping iceberg
and yell out
jigger
yeah that's a weird
yell out
yell out
you know the name
do i gotta spell out
or tell about
j-a-y
and he ain't so shy
and he gonna need
to step to his
i need to say hi
he's standing there
like a mom
and let the chance
blast by
angry my mind
he could change
your life
with all these beats
i did
at least let him hear
at least you can
turn to your friends
all right you've had
enough time
you guys like
i just played
seven minutes
of that song
i'm already ready
he starts
he keeps saying
big brother
he says a couple times
two times
two towers
and then all of a sudden
i'm thinking
j-a-y-y-a
backwards
oh interesting
so i was thinking
about the
the instrumental
you know
play that
see what i'm saying
all of a sudden
why is he remixing
the national anthem
okay
now i'm thinking
when year did this
come out
oh right
we're in iraq
okay
and then why is it
coming up now
yay puts out
the documentary
right now
okay
interesting
that's where
it starts
to come back
together
jay jimmy
kimmel
jimmy jay
see what i'm saying
and now i'm starting
to wonder
what's he meaning
to say
i literally
doubted you
and i can't
believe i did
i i that's
that was like
by the way
that was 10%
downloaded
if you'd let
that buffer
to 100%
if you'd let me
just sit here
for 25 minutes
that would be
scary
that would be
honestly frightening
if you were
if you were
100% buffered
because i feel like
you exist at
like a 40%
buffered
for the safety
of those
around you
you know
what i'm saying
i literally
i fucking agree
i can feel it
all the time
i'm to the point
where i want to
get a fucking ring
camera or whatever
they put on the
babies
and that night
and record myself
at night
i want to get
a baby camera
yeah okay
so that i