Name: Nate's Haunted Birthday | Ep. 143
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nate's Haunted Birthday | Ep. 143' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-27. Transcript available.

Nate's Haunted Birthday | Ep. 143

it's a ghost oh another year
hey happy birthday just straight up man we've known you for a long time and
can you guys believe i'm it's 26 years on this planet yo bro is 26 in the room
with us right now
ah no because you're older right you're older than 26 yeah i'm 47 uh i believe
yeah i stopped
counting um i don't think they go higher than that yeah they don't welcome to
joy tactics
the podcast dedicated to all things joyful joyous and meeting as many
celebrities as humanly possible
hosted by eric rahill nate veroni and jack bensinger enjoy
the age factory trip around the sun and you know what i'm glad that my birthday
is happening before
october 29th because you know what's happening on october 29th what voodoo be
very afraid
be very afraid why man because it's so close to halloween atlas oh no going to
make its
closest um it's basically going to be doing the pit stop to the sun and um you
know there was a guy
who was like i'm putting like puts in the market because he thinks the market's
going to crash that
day so now you know what the real advice is because because they think that it's
going to be like some
catastrophic like event or something like that it's gonna go into the sun and
explode the sun and take
all the sun's resources i don't know what it's doing i that's you said that i
didn't and you're
telling me i could make something going on up to 2800 in the stock market if
the sun explodes if i
follow this man's advice be smart be smart about it let me just ask you guys
this point blank julio you
can type this in the chat what the fuck would you do if you got your hands on
2800 large ones
wait does that mean thousand that's right 20 that would be a close friends post
let's go to buffalo
wild wings on me julio's saying he'd get a big ass fucking car
yeah wouldn't mind that oh wait just one more thing about three atlas another
another video i saw a guy
a guy remote viewed three atlas and he said on the ship there is five million
reptilian dormant
soldiers on there damn so they haven't had a meal they haven't had a chick they
haven't they've been
away from home for this long where they headed we need to have a hospitality
mission because they
might be here to kill us and take our resources but if we show them a good
enough time they might
just be down to chill hey and maybe they can take over one continent tell them
to pull up to okinawa
military base and we can do a uso type of thing for them oh bro uso bring some
skyline chili
bring some kava yeah we can fly some kava bowls yes kava bowls we could show
them the whisper song
isn't that funny oh wait oh wait wait did someone just bring up time travel
no but um go ahead go ahead eric i think it seems like you want to talk about
it wait but something
there was it was related i thought of this for a reason have you guys seen this
clip of lucy dacus
and janelle monet who are these people no lucy is from that band boy genius oh
i know them
phoebe bridgers con jillian awesome something um and janelle monet they're
having like it's kind
of like a actors on actors thing where they're lucy and janelle monet are
talking about music
and janelle monet is like talking oh janelle monet remote viewed back into the
1970s
and so she was like yeah so i went and saw david i saw david bowie and she's
like oh you saw him
that's awesome and she's like yeah i traveled back and saw him and um all of
his music saw him in the
2000s as well i just go back there and like watch all the music being made and
lucy dacus is like
you traveled back like in time and janelle monet is like 100 serious
and it's we have to fucking learn how i didn't i didn't know people could do
that in the past that's
amazing dude you could go back to woodstock back to watch the 1929 uh market
crash happen in real time
hey bro go to youtube.com you can fucking remote view a lot of shit is there as
well and you don't
have to be weird about it yeah you can watch fucking system of a down live in
hundreds of cities
god damn it do you think i could access that type of remote viewing
consciousness part of my brain no
no i don't think you're built for it
zero yummy cream soda zero sugar jurassic world rebirth only in theaters jesus
healthy chemicals
nothing bad bpa lined aluminum can life is good
what are you dressed up as all of us are in costume right now by the way if you're
if you're listening right now you are a medieval monk that got a sword that you
ditched your
spiritual uh practices to fight in the in in a no man i didn't ditch anything i'm
still leaving god
i'm defending the monastery okay okay okay gotcha it's not a joke no shield or
anything huh no shield
jenna don't need a shield when you're fast enough to swing a sword and kill
everybody before they even
get a single swing on you that's true if you swing a sword fast enough it is a
shield don't fucking
eat it actually this is enough of a shield for me block the arrows is that long
sword or is that a
short sword it's a short sword bro and it's made in china nice china a lot of
great stuff from there
this is a larping ready sword you can use this in larping and they say it's
foam but it's kind of
fucking heavy so i kind of shout out to all the larpers out there because you
know what i actually
there's an actor on this movie i'm on and he goes in la every every week to a
like foam sword meet up
in the park and they just like fucking like they battle each other you show me
videos of it and i
was like that seems kind of fun but i i feel like people there take it very
seriously you know i don't
know if i don't know if it's like beginner friendly well we could check it out
because we're certainly not
beginners exactly who's the actor man um he is actually a quite famous person
uh oh oh okay damn so we should we should go then and network as well
there's so many networking opportunities in la it's just fucking incredible it
blows my mind every
fucking day i can't wait for you to get back here man when you get back are we
are we back to the gym
morning gym oh dude and i think that we should go to that new i i hate to say
it but i was floating
that new gym yeah the one downtown yeah i don't want to turn my back on the ymca
but i'm really um
kind of upgrade i want to upgrade you guys are going to bradley martin's new
facility
that would be awesome raw gear what's it called what's his what's his podcast
called like real talk
or something raw talk real talk is raw talk oh that's bill mar real real time
or is it real time
real time they don't have a real talk yet oh okay yeah hole in the market found
it another one another
hole whatever happened to that podcast you were going to host called period
with nate brune period
on period with nate brune yeah i have many i have the pilot episode of that and
i'm still talking
with smartless media about sort of like i don't know there's a lot of this recaps
yeah yeah two hour long smartless uh recap episodes
jack i've been uh loving your costume right now you're i mean why don't you
describe what you are
because i i have a guess but i am a blonde starbucks baristo are you a chick
that is why don't you ask me
that again are you a chick excuse me can i help you you guys like a fucking
caramel macchiato and how
much of your own blood would you like in the side oh shit yeah damn two swords
so what is that cloud
sword this is some type of two-handed weapon of course due to my size it may
look like a dagger
in my big powerful hands but yeah i don't know what a cloud sword is but it it
don't feel like a cloud
tell you that much who do you who do you guys think would win in a sort of
tournament style battle the
the strongest uh starbucks employee the strongest dunkin donuts employee and
the strongest pete's coffee
employee who's gonna who's gonna take the pride duncan it's to the death to the
death by the way what are
they fighting with they are fighting they're in sort of like yeah yeah there's
like a little bit of
rocks and shit okay okay but it's it's kind of frowned upon but you know you
got to do what you got to do
okay so let's get into it i feel like starbucks they're kind of young and scrappy
i feel like
peats is out i'm sorry but peats y'all are like the book nerds he's hella out
yeah peats is carhart
overalls beanie christian you know and christian peats is like studying yeah spanish
back there
they're not even they're the last people you want to begin battle with dude i
wouldn't mind going to a
cafe and just start studying spanish though of course i would bro what are you
doing today studying
spanish at the cafe yeah come on come can't i'm gonna be too focused
damn nate i've never heard that
what uh just that laugh is making me laugh
so nate what the f are you dressed up as i guess i'm a lumberjack uh but to be
to be honest i just
showed up with this on and then i don't have a costume at all but um yeah i'm a
lumberjack i guess
you look like fine shit
what is that water by the way is that electrolyte infused propel
electrolyte strawberry kiwi gatorade show that to my mom man she loves propel
oh this shit is good as fuck does this work you think or is this
i don't know yeah definitely what do you mean if of course it works
okay all right it's a gatorade product
do you remember the old bottles of propel that they would have at costco it was
like kind of like
a gray bottle with the sucky with the sucky on it with the sucky was it a squirt
bottle
nah nah i'm gonna look these up
they should have a squirt bottle beer you know what i'm saying oh yes old milwaukee
squirt edition
the light squirt damn i'm looking at the old propel bottles they're fucking
tight
and they're when you like and they're blue yeah yeah they're blue as fuck you
know when you sit in
bed for too long when you wake after you wake up for a couple hours and you
have like a headache
that is a very specific type of headache that is what propel kind of is to me
it's like a thick
poisonous it's kind of viscous isn't it it just reminds me of having like a
headache
it really should be a prescription there should be a prescription grade gatorade
out there you know
what i'm saying do you think we're all fucking high as fuck right now like in
the way we're back
in the day it was like dude coca-cola has crack in it and our grandkids are
gonna be like yo yeah
you guys don't even realize but your shirts had fucking meth you're you know i'm
saying like
everything we are just so we are all we are we are we are the youth of the
nation so you're just gonna
sing yeah was it yes i was singing that that's what i was going to until he was
cut off by you
and you just came no that's not what happened no man i did you forgot the words
bro i don't forget i
can't forget words i'd like i like lyrics dude the incubus kick continues i was
on the road all
week with connor bleep o'malley and we were listening to mad incubus in the car
what did it
make you feel it made me feel like
honestly i don't think i'd think about stuff like that
about what i felt like you go just go forward yeah that's fair enough what does
the o stand for in
o'malley i was wondering that um hold on let us just hold on the o omnipotent
ocean if i had to guess connor ocean malley
what do you guys like to eat oh no oh no oh no man oh hell no no we got more
than this in the tank
man so nate why don't you rank every year of your life so far what but for real
give us the worst year
of your life what what year was that the worst year of my life oh my god what
was it
uh man we could make a couple guesses i haven't had a particularly bad year was
it 2016
no that was that was that was probably the best year of my life honestly 2016
what about 2017 2017
oh that was a pretty wretched year yeah that could that could be up there yeah
i can even remember
these what was the difference 2016 was fire until our um there was that death
right exactly and trump got elected man right right and the cubs won the world
series
what happened in 2017 what happened that's when i got on the second city main
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