Name: Spreading the Holiday Cheer or Ranking Every* European Country [teaser]
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Spreading the Holiday Cheer or Ranking Every* European Country [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-30. Transcript available.

joy tactics
oh yeah
oh that sounded amazing man
oh good does it feel already
put it back on
get it close to the mic
spit me back out
and put me in a cup
make me
I didn't expect that to rhyme
spit me back out
and put me in a cup
and let me have a sip
wow
I can't believe it's already
just about Christmas time man
we know Halloween is tomorrow
but while all the other podcasts
are dealing with Halloween
we've already dealt with Halloween
for about nine episodes
all right
and what's coming around the corner
because y'all know
we don't celebrate Thanksgiving
the colonialist
turkey
celebration
we look right ahead to Christmas
and by the way
yeah I mean I'm
yeah I have a lot to say on Thanksgiving
but
oh my god
I mean I do love it
I do love stuffing
they tricked me into liking it through
delicious food
trickery
but
I definitely don't like
what there's anything about
cranberry sauce
meat stick
turkey stick
turkey leg
stuffing
mac and cheese
to me
bread
you're very good at this
I guess the last one was bread
I don't know if that counts
I am petering out
green bean
casserole
uh
turkey
yeah turkey stuffing
bread
sourdough bread
cranberry sauce
wall
chestnuts
oh chest
oh yeah
and the chestnuts
as well
chestnuts
chestnuts
roasting
eating
on an open ass fire
jack ferns
sucking on that
talking about
the politics behind it
yeah
well
and Julio
we don't want to tempt you
with these foods
I know you probably never heard
of any of them
because they don't have it
going like that
down in
down south
I don't have turkeys yet
you guys have your own thing
I'll put it that way
you guys have your own stuff
going on
that's good as well
I feel a response coming in
I'm seeing typing happening
nope no
we're good
no no
all right
move on
what I just learned
yesterday
from
a Canadian
I don't want to out them
as Canadian
but I know somebody
who's Canadian
and they said
don't you want to Google
who started
celebrating Thanksgiving
first
USA or Canada
yeah
wow
Canada was
40 or 50 years
earlier
to celebrate Thanksgiving
so what the hell
man
we are
we adapted
a Canadian holiday
Canada's doing it
right by the way
the Blue Jays
are fucking crushing
the World Series
did they win last night
yeah they did
by the way
oh
yeah they did
oh my
god
what do you think
the after party
was like
oh my god
the Toronto Blue Jays
after party
in Los Angeles
I assume
someone
had the
good
when I'm breathing
I'm making a
whistling noise
I heard that
oh no
I'm all good man
don't worry about me
man
let's get you a
ventilator for the whip
please get me a
ventilator and please
whatever you do
don't worry about me
there's a lot of
other things to worry
about
don't worry about me
I've got it
I've got good health
insurance
I'm gonna get
through this
there's no reason
to worry
you are sniffing
is that because
of your allergies
or you're sick again
it's about two years
of allergies here
geez louise
two whole years
of allergies
geez louise
do you know
about geez louise
Eric
who is that
that's Nate
is that Nate's
uh
gamertag
when you were
one of the two
episodes a while
back
that you missed
we made a
album front to
back
oh right
and Nate
had a really
good tagline
but
that was back
when he would
do the podcast
with us
yep
I met
yeah
good god
man
I'm having to
sadly hold it
down
when one of you
guys decides to
prioritize things
other than this
podcast
it's just me
holding it down
I don't know
that I just
well
I think I just
brought up a time
that you weren't
there
right but that
was a long
time ago man
that's before
that's the before
times
no you were
you were holding
it down even
though you
weren't there
in a way I
feel like you
were holding
it down just
by giving us
notes and
stuff on the
fly
oh yeah
oh yeah
I have Julio
calling so I
can hear what
you guys are
saying
yeah
so
wow
I just can't
believe
literally
I'm in
Los Angeles
man
and I'll
put it
this way
I've been
seeing new
advertisements
come on
this on
the TV
and then a lot
of them are
Christmas based
and a lot of
them take place
in a snowy
environment
and it's
making me
have serious
cold
FOMO
you see what
I'm saying
I was thinking
last night
get me some
snow man
this could
enter the
fucking
category of
things that
could have
said to
give me
joy
yes
yes
which is
getting
warm
wow
that is so
interesting that
we feel
differently because
I'm in a hot
literally it was
94 degrees
yesterday
but that's
horrible
here and I
wanted to
I don't know
but I'm saying
I like the
cold because I
enjoy warming
up you see what I'm
saying
right
right
oh so
you want like a
sauna out in
the snow
or just a
little furnace
you know like
the heaters at
school
put your hand
over the
heater
don't touch
it though
well
get your hand
closed but
don't touch
I put my
hand on the
stove
metaphor
to see
but here's
what I don't
understand about
that
I put my
hand on the
stove to
see if I
still bleed
what kind
of stove
heat is
making you
bleed
I think
you just
got your
new
stand up
there
Kanye
let me
talk to
you man
Kanye
let me
please
discuss
something
with you
does heat
make you
I mean
heat probably
can make
you bleed
if it
burns you
deep enough
and cracks
your skin
down to
the bone
I don't
know
I actually
have a
question
I guess
if
heat
because
it blisters
you
remember
when
steve-o
lit himself
on fire
with jet
fuel
of course
why would
he have
done that
dude
can I say
bam is
are you so
proud of
bam
I'm so
proud of
bam
I really
am
I'm
happy
I'm
inspired
and
I'm
frankly
a little
bit
fucking
pissed
off
at the
jackass
guys
same
bro
for
abandoning
him
in a
time of
need
yep
to work
with
fucking
the
cruel
devils
whoever
produced
the
big
wigs
behind
that
jackass
four
what did
what did
bam call
it
no ass
what did
he call
it
he called
it was
something
horrible
he called
like jack
fuck
four
it's like
we gotta
work on
his
roasting
skills
we need
to take
well his
synapses
are still
kind of
rebuilding
I think
you know
what I'm
saying
so for
him to
come up
with
jack
fuck
deep
in
that
crisis
with
a bunch
of
99
banana
shots
still
in
his
blood
stream
yeah
yeah
jack flop
four
or something
like that
and who'd
they get
instead
poopsies
poopies
poopies
yeah
who it
kind of
seemed
like
he was
I don't
want to
roast poopies
I don't
want to
go into
it
I don't
want to
put these
people on
blast
no
of course
not
no
see
I feel
like a lot
of the
clips
of him
it's
like
sad
he's
like
yeah
it's not
as much
money
and this
is
as much
money
as I
needed
I got
like
really
fucked
up
but
you know
who's
eating
pretty
though
Jonathan
Knoxville
man
hey
Mr.
Knoxville
I noticed
you're about
to host
Fear Factor
man
yeah
I noticed
that too
and actually
it looks
a little
exciting
to me
but
yeah
boycott
on principle
me too
and yeah
maybe
maybe
texted
some
co-workers
that I
wanted to
do a
watch
party
but guess
what
that was
so that
I could
live
tweet
criticisms
and slander
at you
yeah
yeah
yeah
I mean
make me
happy
in a way
that
is
few and
far
between
these
days
I want
to take
sweaters
away
from his
stylist
no more
sweaters
for Knoxville
he's
dressing
like
fallout
boy
road
manager
a little
bit
he's
looking
like
my
aunt
he's
lesbian
really
I never
got to
ask my
aunt
if she was
lesbian
before she
passed
she was
man
now slow
down there
horsey
that was
only but a
teaser
just a
little taste
of what I
can only
assume is
one of the
most fire
podcast
episodes
ever
recorded
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