Name: Plastic & Eric's Power Goes Out [teaser]
Uploaded: 2025-11-20T12:01:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Plastic & Eric's Power Goes Out [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Plastic & Eric's Power Goes Out [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-20. Transcript available.

joy tactics good morning man it's really good to see you let's get into joy
tactics all right joy
tactics is going to be a great one today i know i'm lying down but my energy is
going to be high
as fuck higher than ever and eric how are you today man i noticed that you've
been doing well
i'm good man i slept really well i got over fucking four and a half hours of
sleep i i woke
up standing in the middle of my living room not knowing how i got there with my
thigh really
hurting i think i pulled a muscle and i'm assuming that i woke up very afraid
and ran over to my dog
who is laying on the couch that's amazing to hear man i can only assume that
that has nothing to do
with things that you're putting off in your life spiritually professionally
personally um or trauma
wise so let's get into it today we're talking about plastic nothing's wrong
with me and i'm not lying
down because my back hurts and i can't say why but let's just say at my age you
gotta be extra worried
that's for sure that's correct now yeah now let's slow it down man we did our
fucking joke but now we
can be chill about it right thank god oh that feels good that was intense you
gotta do it for the
algorithm it's like the soy face oh yeah do it do the soy face man let me see
your soy face
i'm not good at it don't make me do this yeah do it do it man all right let me
try
that's nostalgic latino yes this is a soy face oh really that's what mr beast
does
this is like you're at disneyland with the milk with the new uh star wars blue
milk milkshake
and you're standing with your wife can this and you've just come in from
apple creaky let's see the new whole foods beef jerky you know what i'm saying
yeah
this is how about this yeah like if you're wondering just got a new iphone
so right yeah soy can be many emotions oh it's not what this is the classic
with the coffee mug let's
see this then oh that is ape what is it called digital apes i don't know that nfts
oh my god those crazy fucking apes that took over twitter oh my god oh my god
let me fucking
listen to dubstep and get a tattoo mm-hmm and browse through my ape collection
my digital ape
collection digital apes so we're wondering here's what's funny is we don't even
know if nate's
gonna join us that's true i gotta assume at this point he's not because let's
break it down for
the listeners and just be honest about what happened we woke up this morning
having texted last night
saying maybe maybe tomorrow morning right yeah you and i wake up we're both
down nate is down for the
count of sleep i can see his location on five my friends he's at home so i have
to assume he's
sleeping man wow i have to assume he's sleeping the way you're fucking sleeping
going so pathetic
god i don't sleep and so sleep is the cousin of death
dude sleep is getting scarier and scarier huh oh you think so hell yeah i'm
dreaming last night that
i was on an airplane guess what happened to it crash yeah fucking shit well
that's what happened that's
what what did the black box say did you ever figure out why it happened well i
kind of got a woken up
before i got transported before it really crashed it just was kind of going
down um
it was so spur of the moment though you know i wasn't planning on flying and
then whatever
dreams dreams everybody hates to talk about dreams
i just have to say every time i think about the idea that someone's actually
gone down in a plane
you know what i mean i can't quite believe it and i and shout out to them for
having to go through
that shit because that cannot be fun man shout out to all plane crash victims
just shout out to them
especially the one in india who's oh my god survived and walked away what the
helly that shit
are you kidding me that shit's crazy if if you don't have a fucking i don't
mean to make light
of this situation and i'm not yeah but if that fool doesn't have a edinburgh
french festival solo
show next year
he has yeah doesn't have real friends no he doesn't he needs to be pushed into
hassan minaj style that i'm not saying hassan minaj because they're both hassan
minaj
fucking fuck cut it cut this all right beep cut this all right i did i did see
he just did an
awesome new ad for adobe notes what the hell is adobe notes oh dude well i'm
gonna have to send you
this commercial but he's basically doing this uh ad where he's like i'm a
comedian and yeah i use a lot
of note cards but what happens if i can't find my note cards that's when i pull
up adobe notes
and he's basically being a shill for adobe man one of the most evil companies
oh what hold on hold on
hold on hold on loop me in on that because i love adobe products except for the
part where they've
disallowed us to own them and forced us into subscription service like it's
pornography
right no that's what i'm talking about dude is that what you're talking about
exactly
exactly how interesting yeah exactly
have you had a morning cup yet i had a joe brown cup i had a brown joe
did you make it no you walked and got it with your back being all fucked up as
it is
yeah my back hurts this sucks wait what are you doing today do you have plans
today do you know
what my fucking plan is because i'm going on an emergency mission because my
back hurts i'm gonna
go to the chiropractor no no it's chiropractor by the way maybe where are you
from talk later talk
later so i'm going to bath 88 wall street holy soak my back into the hot water
and then i'm going to
float in the pool to relieve my life you should get a platza excuse me get get
a platza get one of
those wet men shirtless men to smack the fuck out of you with leaves
then here's what you do here's the here's the certified bona fide way to feel
better
yeah do all that go get yourself a baltic
six that's the extra strong or baltic maybe it's called baltic nine
that tall russian beer then get the vodka ginger that's been sucking in ginger
then get the palmeni get the littlest little dumplings with some cheese or
potentially beef
and then then why don't you see how your back's feeling after that
i can't imagine that would help why man giving your body pleasure and nutrients
doesn't liquor isn't liquor basically attacking injuries like a
you mean fortifying fantastic five four and said the alcohol just like a if
this was osmosis jones
which we love to talk about the alcohol will go down the throat into the tummy
then it goes to fucking work it sends some soldiers up to the brain
then it sends some soldiers to wherever the inflammation is and it makes you
forget about that
all right well then i'll be getting faded today by myself
good good at 11 in the morning damn on a monday oh yeah how good
how divine
you know who has the best people have been asking me this
what jack what in your opinion is the best alcohol being used on a wound
moment from cinema oh fuck yeah
and so what i'm ready to answer what's your answer
pen's labyrinth what happens
mustard on the beat ho
um
oh man
um what happens is that
the general
slices his mouth open
oh yeah
so he sews it up right
of course
then he takes a sip of whiskey or something
and you see it bleed out of the fucking wound
holy shit
garemo you sick fucking bastard
thank you
thank you for being so strange and sharing your visions with the world
wow you should be a reporter if that's how you were behaving at the e
red carpet interviews
hello garemo
i saw your movie man
hi el fanning
what's happening
i bet they would like that man
they want a little switch up
get me please
umma
umma thurman
no
well her too
wait why were you so
what did i say
why are you
well
we have umma thurman now
umma stone that we're talking to
hey
come over here
we saw your movie
come out and play
and talk about what happened
on set
what was crafty like
what was the
what was the friendship like
with your co-stars
how excited are you
for the premiere
the japanese premiere
all right man
enough of this
let's get into plastic
okay
ask me whatever you want
i'm not
what is
to your
to the best of your knowledge
what is plastic
and how is it made
plastic is a chemical compound
which is derived from
oil
that's about as far as i can speak
well it's a
petroleum
i would guess it's polyurethane
or
yeah i would guess it's some sort of urethane
whether it's polyurethane
by mono
how
and
it's
an abundant
compound
cheap compound
but what the fuck is it
i'm not gonna lie
what the fuck is plastic
because there's a lot of types of it
clear
okay
remember
plastic is made through a process called
polymerization
i'm
well
fucking damn
good job