Name: Thanksgiving Special [teaser]
Uploaded: 2025-11-27T11:00:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thanksgiving Special [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-27. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Thanksgiving Special [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-27. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics george bush does not care about black people
yo my fault i have an episode my fault it still rings true man it still still
rings true he was
speaking the truth even though some people didn't want to hear it did you say
it's so funny
yeah yeah past tense eric we fixed it we fixed all that fucking shit i think
people forget that
mike myers was the the bystander i know
in the crossfire next to austin power not love no man
i mean that's when the truth comes out dude imagine that
was mike was mike a real one in that situation like i forget what he sticks to
the teleprompter
well he's canadian so he can't even imagine the amount of racial tension that's
in
the united states right so i'm gonna give him a pass on that one yeah but if it
was in chicago
who are we talking about jack jack that's what i got nate as a present
yesterday
let me guess that's a deal with the gym oh okay uh i had to deal with the
outfit and it's
incy incy weensy incy weenie and people would like to see us in these in these
types of things
jockstrap jockstrap red and blue speedos for speedos for swimming you got to
hit that s a little
harder next time speedos speedos yeah we're looking we're looking very foreign
at the gym
right now i would say mate looks hella normal and i would say that i look vulgar
it makes me look
vulgar and feel vulgar i could i could imagine that and i agree eric you look
like a like a wrestler
like they kind of have like wwe vibes on you like if you had like some some
tall boots on
right and like a chain like you would look like the like rotation like hurt his
back really bad
and just started hitting door dash you're like door dash addiction
door dash addiction
um but no door dash um speaking door dash what well you want to bring is on
right now trying to pay
back some some debts some gambling debts my girlfriend just took a picture of
me from the window of our
house podcasting in the car
okay so that's a ford escape right this is a 2019 ford escape yes sir and damn
but look how
nothing bad the fucking the foreign made japanese made lexus man it's nothing
really
yeah japanese is not foreign to me foreign made japanese made masta masta trace
well guess what man
read the shirt yeah trust me or well i don't exactly can't read it can't read
it
does it say mom daddy no well it basically does ideologically it does because i
buy domestic no
matter what and that goes for food i'm about to get trust me i'm gonna get a
selfie with mom
donnie and i'm gonna be earn a video selfie i'm gonna be like mom donnie okay
all right man i don't
know why that's funny or what's so funny to you about that i don't even know
what it means but
uh go go god i suppose
yeah that's good that could be supportive
uh oh why are you in a car right now wait yesterday i had to say this while we're
on the
gym really quick nate and i hit the cold plunge and then nate tried to get in
the hot tub and
there was a guy that was like you know you need a shower
you know you need a shower before getting in the hot tub right what did he say
how did he say it
nate i don't really know and i can't see because i don't have my glasses on
right when i'm in that uh
when in that particular situation and this is what you do dude you just you
just bow down to whatever
sort of conflict is happening and you say yeah you're right dude i'm gonna go
even though i didn't
want to i said yeah i'm gonna go shower i just rinsed off came back you did
have a little squash
the voice you had a little toot in your voice when you said i was just in the
cold plunge
okay so it's gonna start a little contentious because i just can't well what
the fuck how
could he know that you haven't showered when you just came from the cold plunge
because you see what i'm saying next to the hot tub bro he was watching me oh
so he saw you not
shower before the exactly oh my god some people man some people live for the
fortune
so that was called a de-escalation and in fact that was the escalating
conflicts oh because
that could have stepped in a blow a lot of people keep the strap on them even
in the hot tub
so you don't want to road rage it's not worth it trust me it's not worth it
jack tell us why you're in the car right now yeah break it down for us
what do you want me to say a fucking joke about it yeah i'm in my car because
it's tuesday
uh here in america and it's 11 30 a.m to 1 p.m that's the street cleaning so i'm
sitting in my car
and it happened the cops just walked by oh we're gonna give this car a fucking
ticket then they saw a
fucking uh guy podcasting and they're not gonna give me ticket anymore because
i'm in the car so it
doesn't count as being parked so i don't get you fooled them once again it's
very simple police
it's very simple they saw they saw a barista that time traveled from 1996
funny man i love roast comedy bro that's it's hilarious to me man yeah you mean
low-hanging fruit
comedy because if i was on kill tony and i'm doing or if i'm on the roast of
kill of tony hinchcliffe rather
watch me not insult his height one time watch me not insult his voice one time
but watch me dissect him from the inside from his psyche right yeah dude that's
what would get him
the internal yeah uh mental roast yeah interesting hey man do you think that
you
fucking winnie the pooh would like you in real life
you know you know what you look like a little bit remember elf um the santa claus
2 remember that elf
santa claus 2 forgetting exactly no i'm thinking about just the movie elf
okay will ferrell but will ferrell is playing with a boy remember this oh
brother his brother
and they're throwing snowballs in the central park remember this he's elf has a
little brother dude
this is everyone should know this can i google you guys
looks like you're basically his friend throwing snowballs with that jacket on i'm
getting that vibe
in the in this situation do you think we should just be like yeah we know what
you're talking about
that's a little ass kid eric
right but there's something about your outfit that is
giving me the vibe that you'd be chilling with them you guys would be shocked
to see how many
human beings were near around my car right now how many show some
i don't i'm afraid to move it because it's gonna unplug my mic
but oh be very careful describe them without using race or weight democrat
new yorker
energized all right now try describing just by race
white ladies straight bicycle uh black men straight also perhaps 42
that's fun to identify people
okay so thanksgiving right right right wait eric why did you miss the last
episode
nate knows
go ahead and tell them hey why don't you reveal it because this wasn't my idea
to reveal it you
you said right before we started eric do you mind if we say why you had to miss
last
episode i think i think one you this is a wake up call for you it's not
is this something that i could possibly guess or is this so crazy yes this is i
want people in
right now okay just in the chat imagine you're live we're live streaming right
now in the chat
guess just guess just the first guess what do you think it is what could it
possibly be why
which so what just about 10 minutes before the last episode why you can't what
what cured my ales
because the you were hung over i don't even need to fucking yeah am i right i
was man
and you said i can't fucking work today i gotta go to a fucking nice breakfast
with my family in town
no sir i just waited about two days and now i'm just coming back so wait what
two days nothing
cured it dude it was hell it was a hellish two days you paid the price for
skipping the podcast man
i know well here's what you don't realize is it was something called autumn
feast all right
and my brother's in town and danny and kate were there wow fab and edison and alex
whoa now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just a little taste
of what i can only
assume is one of the most fire podcast episodes ever recorded head over to
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