Name: Musicals [teaser]
Uploaded: 2025-12-11T10:00:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Musicals [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-11. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Musicals [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-12-11. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics good morning good morning how are you guys doing joy tactics the
musical episode
hi how are you i'm doing amazing i had a dream last night that i got surgery
and they put a
machine in my belly button to rip out my nuts and i had a dream last night that
i was arrested
and had sexual activity with the female prison guard that's nice
jesus if we kept this going the whole episode it would be like yeah i don't
know what would happen
we'd be on broadway yeah podcast the musical wait do the one that you did
before mr nate mr
nate oh mr nate mr nate hello what are your feelings about what's really on in
the south pole
mr nate mr nate what have you learned in your library what can you tell us in
the town about
the rest of the world did you guys see that eminem has known about p diddy for
a long time
he's been writing about that bitch in his things
oh i did not see that but i have started the doc and yeah you could get blown
away
yeah so he killed pock and biggie so he killed pock and then he killed biggie
that rotten bastard he deserves every sentence that he got in jail
him and luigi mingioni doing push-ups to the moon
do you think i mean yeah i'd be doing push-ups
um wait will you guys i hate to break disrupt the flow right now so yeah
what do you guys think about new hat i let's see it i didn't even need a fit
check i didn't even
register please do not disturb can i just say that whatever you are in a point
of fashion
like it's hitting like it's just like anything you wear can works like you've
done something where
it's like i've always said this i you can never pin what your style is ever it's
like you're in like
your own thank you lane thank you so much people that were you you've
intentionally i don't know
intentionally or not you you've made it so you can literally wear anything how
we talk about
anything he who makes a beast out of himself fashion wise gets rid of the pain
of fitting in
that wow yeah yeah that's fair fair enough you know what they say at work i'll
tell you they
they say i have two modes what is it saturday night live they allegedly they
say holy i either am
dressing like i am like following people around at a skate park or i am coming
from or like i am here
to fix you know fix something in the pipes you know what if they're talking
down to you and making
you feel worse uh bad about badly about yourself they you give them my email
address and have them
bring it up with me and i'll give them a give them what i'm not gonna be so
nice because i'm not
gonna be so nice about my best friends fashion styles thanks man i'll give them
your email i'll
hand out the producers of snl your email give me the give them my uh nbc
universal single sign on
oh no they're gonna be scared yeah yeah oh once i get into octa that's when you
guys are cooked
oh dude octa oh when i started doing double level it feels illegal oh you guys
know okay you said
octa you guys know this uh musician okay lou i know sweet lou have i shown you
this uh video nate
this nts radio video where she's singing her songs pregnant on an ice skating
ice skaters dance around her
yeah wow you fathom that style of creativity that human body is amazing amazing
can we do a scene right now can we do a can we do a a scene right now where um
eric you're coming to us and you're telling us that you're the love of your
life is pregnant
and we're kind of like lowly peasants in a in like uh a newspaper um
mill of some sort newspaper mill okay oh paper all right
nathan and jack i have some news wait wait wait wait lead it lead it with some
vocals and i'll give you
the piano coming in all right all right so you just come in with the dialogue
you know what i'm saying yeah so don't sing don't sing until you'll know when
but i'll just start
talking okay oh gotcha gotcha guys guys guys something most incredible has just
occurred and i'm feeling
quite interesting about it i had sexual relations with the miller's daughter
nine weeks ago went to the bakery this morning and what did i see under her
clothes a belly has formed a child is coming a child is coming into the mix i
think i'll be
a child is coming the child is coming oh no my friend mr ray hill has gotten
steven miller's daughter pregnant and now he's going to be implicated in the
regime oh he's gonna leave and then you have to he's leaving behind the life of
sin and being broke making paper in the mill he's gonna go live in the white
house you see he's going to go live in the white house you see he's going to go
live in the white house you see he's going to go live in the white house you
see he's going to go live in the white house you see he's going to go to be
oh oh so you'd like to go political with this well i couldn't be more apolitical
this is not the time
this is not the time to be apolitical they literally just tore down the west
wing and are building a golden ballroom
a ballroom dude which i am not against okay think of the events yo ball
knowledge
oh drop elite ball knowledge about the white house built the white house uh
different types of buildings
in the comments oh drop some elite ball knowledge yeah what musicals have you
guys seen
wicked on stage west side story again harry potter and the cursed child not yet
anastasia or anastasia oh you're in town high school musical
you know what i for most of my life i was like fuck musicals and now now now
now
i'm starting to feel a little different about them i'm starting to enjoy them
because i'm opening
myself up to it and accepting that side of my personality not femininity now
that you've been
cast in far cry the musical on broadway
far cry you know what nate you gotta play is that phantom of the opera
oh the phantom of the phantom yes wow yes now tell now does anybody do you guys
know about this phantom
and why he ended up like that depression i don't know i'm asking you for oh no
i don't know i don't
know i don't know i have seen i've seen the movie with um oh uh damn i just
remember watching the movie and
being like when i was a kid and being like the chick who plays the so far the
love interest
oh i mean we're awesome damn like i was like bro i was like yo what's her name
that's all i can remember i mean you're awesome being like having like a full-on
fucking
boner boner alert bro chill chill chill yo chill bro have you guys seen this
kid from
this uh kid from the uk yo chill bro chill with the glazing chill yeah
love that that kid is fucking amazing i love him
um can i call out ansel elgort it's about time it's about time this fool was
born in america
ansel elgort who the fuck is that ansel elgort it sounds like a fake guy but i'm
just shocked
that somebody with this type of name is um not the ugliest name to like hottest
guy you know
what i'm saying like he's not exactly ansel elgort seems like a guy that should
have like
like he should be made of warts basically yeah that's what i'm saying about him
ansel elgort
yeah yeah yeah i agree opposite what's the fucking hottest name if your name
was carmen electra
oh yeah dude talk about a hot name carmen can we drop the government's name carmen
electra you're
getting at least double fucking c's you see what i'm saying god we'll do it to
you whoa now slow down
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