Name: What 2026 Will Be About [teaser]
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What 2026 Will Be About [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-01. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What 2026 Will Be About [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-01. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics brainstorm wow we hadn't even started rolling and you were doing
that
all right let me try it again green needle brainstorm now if you listen to that
back
and you read the words green needle or brainstorm um you see what i'm saying
i couldn't have less of an idea of what you're talking about right now you
haven't heard this
before this common online trend um yeah that's from like a toy of it it's good
it's good to see you
bro it's good to see you anyways how's the brain injury you're in a second car
pile up
no that i didn't cause by the way
are any tacticians sick like this green needle brainstorm what is that
you guys have never heard this julio knew it julio heard it what the hell he's
shaking his head no
are you kidding me no no no i can't believe you guys have lain it man explain
it you can't just
say i can't believe you know i'm gonna play the original sound is what i'm
gonna do will it help
to hear it or will we be confused yes something tells me we're just gonna hear
somebody saying
green needle and brainstorm and then we're gonna be back to what is this what
does this mean
all right happy new year by the way what do you guys hear what do you hear
green needle or brainstorm
green needle so this is a laurel green needle
brainstorm green needle every time no it's the same exact sound switch off well
that's what's
interesting it's the exact same sound jack it now now isn't that interesting
how your brain works
that would be interesting to me if i didn't already go through laurel and yanny
if i didn't already go
through the blue dress and the gold generation you guys forget i'm younger than
you guys and so i
get references all the time that you guys don't want to fucking talk about the
rats on graduating
college eric i know the last couple weeks it was a long journey but you know it
was a winter
graduation it was over six years yeah well it's all good it was yeah missoula
state creative writing
degree six years 33 living in the dorms we need to infiltrate the creative
writing departments of
this country and get shit fucking started up again get writing back it's not
creative enough
it's not creative enough yeah i'll tell you what they're not doing they're not
inventing new um
letters that seems like creative writing to me i couldn't agree more creative
writing that but it
should be called the way that they do it creative storytelling maybe creative
book writing they're not
writing creatively i don't see somebody yeah they should be like they should be
like typing strangely you
know with their fingers that's what i'm agreeing with using um uh you know that's
i was gonna say
attaching like a stick to each finger and then using i don't know that's how
you agree now that's how
the aliens think that's creative hell yeah so hell yeah okay i like this so how
about this how's normal
of a sentence can you write where you look at the piece of paper and you would
never fucking guess
how creatively it was written yes see what i'm getting at wow that's 2026
can i say one more thing what's that please how interesting is it actually to
enter the mindset
of it being 2026 it's very interesting i'll peel the curtain back it's actually
2025 when we're recording
this december 29th but we are basically you know what i'm saying are we
supposed to pretend it's 2026
right now i don't understand we i'm done pretending okay
do you guys think 2026 is about to be a devastating year or the craziest year
we've ever had in our lives
um i think create i think statistically maybe
both not devastating there's no way this year is devastating is what i'm
feeling i i think that
2027 like the somebody somebody in the subreddit called me the nostradamus so i'm
about to make
another prediction right now 2026 is going to be the best year it's going to be
like the roaring 20s
you know what i'm saying and we're going to experience the peak of technology
and humanity
it's going to be crazy everything this is where it peaks this is where it peaks
this is where it peaks
and then 2027 we're going to be riding that high but second quarter q2 2027
that's when the nightmare decade begins that is when stocks markets crash
stocks just keep just hold on
i'm channeling something right now all right so you don't okay i i can't speak
too well i'm channeling
a different sort of energy i know of course so my brain is focusing on that um
stock markets are going
to crash there's going to be the rise of a new technology that's not even ai it's
something else
that is going to rock the entire universe bring us to our fucking knees
quantum computing quantum computing quantum belly dancing once i begin to
understand what quantum
computing is and once i can explain that to you guys your brains are gonna
fucking melt
green needle
brain slurpee
did you guys have a good holidays oh dude actually it was busing it was great
it was it was crazy
well i think it's because usually when we go it's like i love staying with my
parents don't get me
wrong but this time we had an airbnb right that's what's up and i think i
already told you guys this
that it was owned by a childhood friend from um right christian school i went
to and i let him know
in the messages in airbnb because i had no idea he owned it i was like dude
what's up did i already say
this i was like yeah what's up it's eric all right and he said back wow that's
crazy and then he told me
that a guy was coming to fix the hot water you got iced out i got iced out but
i you caught it
it's all about his his business it's all about his fucking i think i already
told that story but
it's it's really stinging me but other than it was really nice to stay at an
airbnb and then go to the
holiday function go home and rest you see what i'm saying yeah should we do one
episode old stories
only do you repeat one time and fucking i've never told a story on here i feel
like that's kind of
every episode like we're just what's the story just comment in below that you're
like if you say
this story one more time like i'm gonna fucking like i'm gonna just delete the
or my subscription
like what are you sick of that you've heard us say over and over again let us
know the comments
do either of you feel like i've told stories in person multiple times
do i do that i mean it's just like you can't help it like i can't because my
stories are all bff so
right right right exactly exactly i wish i had more i need to start creating
more
stories you know what i'm saying well manufacturing them this is what 2026 is
about right because we
had the covid years right we had our youth before that now it's time to start
making new memories
isn't it in it now it's time i don't want memories i don't want stories or
memories i want experience
new experiences but i want to forget them immediately so you want to come to my
my pleasure
you want alzheimer's it makes you forget okay the alzheimer's pleasure chamber
the alzheimer's
i do like that
um no well yeah well we can make both of that all that shit happen but i do
want new memories
going to 2026 i want to have some new stories yo this really fucked up thing
happened but i was with
my two best friends and we were in china and let me tell you about it and it
was may
we do cinco de mayo cinco de china you know what i'm saying so you go to bio in
china
we have to go i don't know if there's a chinese bar celebrating oh not until
well dude i just watched
there's a cnbc making it series little series on people starting new businesses
maybe even moving
becoming expats and moving to different countries there was a white guy an
american white guy who
moved to india eight years ago and started a giant burrito company and he's
making like half a million
dollars a year and the mini diet coke half a million picture but in india bro a
half a million off of
having a burrito franchise imagine that's that's what we need to be doing that's
what we need to be
doing half a million dollars for wonderful whoa now slow down there horsey that
was only but a teaser
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