Name: Board games [teaser]
Uploaded: 2026-01-08T11:00:05.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Board games [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-08. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Board games [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-08. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics board games i know you want it i know you want it let me play it
monopoly
what are we playing next candy land let's do a puzzle
we're having fun with friends playing a fucking board game let's order pizza
and have one single
beer and don't take it too far and stay focused i'm telling you the rules
listen bro like you're
talking to yourself let's invite bo burnham oh dude uh make a wish uh get 45
minute game board game
night with bo burnham bro imagine that on ecstasy oh bro yeah that's uh that
stuff's very dangerous
by the way x anthony board game so i have to tell you guys that i've been
allergic to board games for
many years if i had a friend saying yo let's play a board game i'd be like yeah
maybe i might play
this one this game that is made of videos called fucking um fortnite or
battlefield 6 i yeah i'd
rather play that and put a pin in that yeah i do see what you're saying i want
to put a pin in that
and then come back okay but most recently something is happening to my brain
where i'm getting all
interested in board games again and card games i think it was being home over
the holidays and realizing
i can spend all these hours with my family doing something game in a game type
of way doctor's like
no it's a tumor in your brain that's causing this yeah you're like not able to
move your hands anymore
no man but i'm getting really interested in game and game theory i think your
brain is becoming
definitely a tumor let's play rat screw egyptian rat screw wow byzantinian rat
screw rat screws got
to be old as fuck right or the name like that have you guys played that never
even heard of that
egyptian rat screw is that where you smack your hand on it that's where you you
smack the doubles the
sandwiches and you try to get all the cards in the game i love games oh man i
love fucking games
bro we're going to game what we i agree what were you doing last night last
night me and leila played
a new game called the fox in the forest it's a dual a card game oh card game
and you're playing trick
holy you're like playing tricks on each other and you're trying to you're
trying to get the right
amount of wins so part of it you're trying to beat them and part of it you're
trying to lose
and you're it's kind of like rock paper scissors where you're like trying to
psych the other player
out and bait them and uh is this with a regular deck of cards or is this with a
special deck of cards
just googled it god but it's fucking fun and there's a billion fucking games
like this
the the reason i called you out man was because nate verone myself and dan dr sloan
engorged
ourselves into the world of fortnite fuck we miss you the pulp fiction mode for
pulp fiction oh let
me get on let me get in on that soon what do they say in pulp fiction what are
some of the big quotes
um bitch isn't that one of them classic quotes from pulp fiction bit cheeseburger
the royal
cheeseburger scene is yeah oh the royale right cheeseburger royale oh man he
does that like uh
doesn't he do like a bible quote or something like samuel jackson has that like
monologue and
then he kills that guy right he's like oh man and then there's in the end at
the end when they're
fighting in the diner doesn't he go be cool doesn't say this i might be
thinking of something else
what a movie man pulp fiction in a board game with your girl being sober that's
my future you see
you see do you see you see that right that's your fantasy my fantasy ticket to
ride you guys play
ticket to ride never heard of it oh i have a whole i'm i'm just you know
opening the door to this world
of new board games but there's more board games than we know about just put it
that way there's more
than monopoly you realize that right i feel like overwhelmed when i walk past
like the target
game section yeah i'm like none of them like there's no marketing i feel like
behind like some of these
smaller games like fox in the fucking hole whatever you said like if i saw that
card
pack i would be like i don't know well listen to this i would be like okay the
characters might
look cool but i don't know what the fucking game is i've never heard of this
well you're just not
looking for the right i think i need to see like a sampler um i need to see the
game section should be
people playing the game and i could hover over them and they can explain it to
me quickly and then i can
see the expression on their faces to see how much fun they're having playing
the game that's um that's
very fair there's this vibrant board game community that goes fucking nuts it's
all on my youtube algorithm
now too it's like people reviewing board games well these people are fucking
stoked bro i just thought
of a fucking new job what yeah so what i'm saying is this is a algorithm adjuster
somebody who you give
them your login or you have them come over to your house and you say go take a
week with on my account
i want you to be on my youtube i want to be cleansed of politics i want to be
into board games here are
my interests board games physics and eczema solutions please now yes holistic eczema
solutions i'm tired of
seeing jeff nippert i don't work out i please get rid of the latvian women dude
there's please i
cannot love you no more women making out if i see another video two girls
kissing i'm gonna freak out
man i'm gonna fucking please your ceiling giving them your phone
that is a that is a legit jack amazing idea and it can hop on to my app that i've
been saying where
you can go to jonah hill's algorithm you can see a celebrity oh the celebrity
algorithm oh yes
curated algorithmic downloading inputs fuck this is a good idea man this is a
great idea the
algorithm plugins how could this not be the case don't let youtube hear this
man i want you know
what i'm so over it i want them to hear it i'm tired i'm saying you know what i
don't even want
the profit margins anymore i just want these ideas to exist it's time we stand
up to the fucking ceos
of these tech companies and tell them what we want and we want our algorithms
to be able to be
adjusted by employees and we want blood on the streets yeah can you imagine
what's wrong eric
be right back okay
eric's politely like somebody's coming into his house with a fucking gun right
now
he looks concerned he looks concerned be right back you're back closer
that would be an awesome feature film nate this is perfect feature film in real
time
almost semi real time it's a three hour long podcast and one of the guests gets
up
so eric is going through a full fucking action movie right now and then they
can go back and forth
between yeah and then it comes back to us and we're like dude you can you
imagine having another arm
he'll he'll he'll he'll i put it on the slate man
uh blue wizard we got that dude why do we keep coming back to film ideas
because the eventual goal of this is to start a streaming platform
oh my god tactics streaming what's the opposite of a co-op capitalism i feel
like we could take it a
step further though
two cats fighting outside i thought it was muffy oh my god muffy she's right
here chilling
oh my god imagine being a stray cat bro all right imagine that imagine bro if
you listen to joy
tactics muffy is ball knowledge
oh i was telling they i've become allergic to her dude
hey that's the opposite of what's supposed to happen isn't it i know what the
hell um
she like gives me a rash now no yeah oh no that's my skin and she but i still
love her
i'm still through it i don't give a fuck yeah that's how little i give a fuck
oh hell yeah
so how are you guys emotionally i don't want to talk about this let's move on
to something
definitely not talking about that when's the last time you cried bro i had to
cry
now slow down there horsey that was only but a teaser just a little taste of
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