Name: The Huey-Dewey Index System [teaser]
Uploaded: 2026-01-15T11:01:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Huey-Dewey Index System [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-15. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Huey-Dewey Index System [teaser]' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-15. Transcript available. Watch the whole thing at https://www.patreon.com/joytactics.

joy tactics going so low going so low so low do you know that song going so low
well that's what
we can dissect whoa welcome back to joy so high too yeah going so high welcome
back to joy tax
every joy tactics everybody i'm nate verone i'm eric grayhill 33 white i'm jack
bensinger
open and spiritually looking well you look not tea this morning man i just didn't
realize and bite
your lip bro looks like you have a library to go sort after you did your
morning surfing hey girl i
came in one of the books in this library but you can't find it no that's
inappropriate which one
i'll give you a hint in the geography section there is something sexual about
the what's it called the
huey dewy uh index system what's it called come on decimal system do we do we
do we do we this
can't be an emergency episode we do we decimal system we do we do we do we
decimal system this has to
come out on monday this is an emergency app after all this already come on bro
the huey dewy
huey gooey decibel decibel index based decimal decibel decibel decibel damn i'm
all over the
map on that one oops i'm on my britney shit huey dewy and louis that's those
are those ducks
remember the sons of scrooge the nephews of scrooge mcduck yeah i remember them
of course he we do we
and louis or was it stewie uh he we do we louis louis this is a emergency
episode we haven't
recorded one of these in a while and we don't know when this is coming out
something crazy could
have happened you know after this um we're recording this on let's just say
just as a time stamp january
11th 2020 what are your guys's bets i bet it comes out 2027
yeah there's no way we're gonna not be able to record all three of us
in a year it'll probably come out next week jesus christ damn i like bubbles
hey you guys want to see me go solo real quick protecting us what's that you
want to see me go
solo real quick yeah yeah yeah i'm going solo solo oh we all islands you don't
think that we
should be the fish ipod yo hey man hey man i'm back and i'm doing a podcast
i bet i could create that somehow with a glass let me see it here
okay this work good on you nate look how close i could get
oh shit yeah that's sick how about this that's perfect hey guys
close my ass could get you see that right looks good man going solo i think out
of the three of us
nate you're probably the best at going solo doing your own thing i need to be
around people all the
time well that's a good thing you know no it's not no i'm good i'm good i'm
okay i'm okay
but sometimes when leila goes on like a trip and i'm by myself the first night
i am a little
scared bro oh no not in a cool you should never be alone you should eric you
should never be left
alone like sometimes in when we're in the gym in the morning nate and you've
like left to the sun
already and like we're getting changed i'm like fuck he's already got kind of
sun i have to catch up
it's like pathetic something uh it's pathetic
is it because you're alone with your thoughts
um yeah i can't i don't want to confront what's going on in there yeah exactly
there's too many creative ideas that it would be just a night they're not
creative it's not
creative ideas it's not creative what's going on up there yeah yo i just got a
new idea
you've heard of creative you heard of lucrative lucreative oh that's our
company name lucreative
lucreative lucreative and lucrative ideas thank you yeah make money and they're
creative as fuck
they see lucrative lucrative wow and then we have lucrative subsidies lucrative
holdings lucrative
fast food franchise subsidiaries and management regional management offices
entertainment restaurants
tiktok influencers transportation all ages
man i wish we had a team of engineers like that we can have one like that do
you think you get one off
of fiverr not out of fun yeah you could do fiverr but there's also other
websites that you're not aware
of dude i just want one engineer to bounce ideas off of to see like what's
possible
one lithuanian engineer to knock it out the park for you i feel like if i had
what could be possible
with an engineer for you nate like what could he or she unlock i would inspire
them to
create um a dude i'm just on the free energy kick i would just inspire them to
come up with the free energy shit you know inspire them via just it's just a
matter of inspiration
because if somebody believes they can do something then they can do it so what
i would do is you know
that you know that that famous thing where it's like people ran the mile in
like four minutes and it
was like impossible and then after that dude ran the mile in four minutes there
was like 10 people
that ran the mile in four minutes so i send a vehicle over there and i lie to
this fucker and i say yo
this is a free energy vehicle you can't turn it on because it's a prototype but
it runs off of
uh oxygen particles in the fabric of this the three-dimensional fabric holographic
space that
we live in that inspires him to then go out and do it themselves you see eric
left yeah i know
the classic ask a question and bounce how does that feel man do you think he
would do that to the
president
might be this president
um that was brave man so you want to have why don't you just get what's the
youngest roommate you
would have male youngest roommate male roommate engineer i would live with like
uh
i guess like if they have a job you know they could pay rent
well they're 16 if they could pay rent sure you know what i'm saying
that might be that would be definitely be a weird look to to go around and
you know be like yeah i'm living with a 16 year old but
you know if they're they're responsible and they want some mentorship for me i'm
there you know
yeah a lot of these young men are lost you realize
yeah i realize they need they need men like us to look up to
it's just about finding us a lot of young men are looking for me they can't
find me
me too just cut the tail end of that me too
well
all right eight minutes down let's keep going
well we have to talk about the most famous going solo um person
alex honnold just
true who the fuck is alex free solo bro he climbed um al capitan
with no ropes and he's about to do it to his skyscraper live on netflix
and there's a high possibility that he could fall off
dude yes netflix is selling tickets to the death
that's what we need that shit's fake that's crazy right
that shit is fake he has to die
alex hon i'm sorry alex by the time this episode comes out
you will be no no longer with us
damn many children you know words have energy right
you know that you might be kidding but you're putting death energy on him bro
bro i'm just saying that's what the that's the energy that they're putting out
there
by having an event like this
well exactly
you see what i'm saying i'm not fabricating that
shame on netflix it's netflix's shame
that they have to own
it's not right
shame
but i
shame
i don't think i have the body for climbing
but it's something that i would like to get into
nate
climbing body just dropped
climbing body just dropped 45 pounds
climbing new climbing body
well you that that's a
there should be should there be weight classes with climbing
whoa now slow down there horsey
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