Name: The Mouth | Ep. 158
Uploaded: 2026-02-09T11:00:41.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Mouth | Ep. 158' from Joy Tactics on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-02-09. Transcript available.

The Mouth | Ep. 158

watch this watch this yeah
oh clip it around the world with that how about these this is slow it down for
20 minutes
yeah the mouth the mouth the mouth the mouth fucking mouth are there bones in
the mouth
that's yes discover tooth his tooth bone
tooth is bone tooth is bone somebody said that i i saw a thing that said tooth
is where consciousness
is that's how you know you've been too far you'd been too deep on you some
corner of the internet
that that's when i was like that's a dentist did ayahuasca white dentist did ayahuasca
how could that stand up for one second everybody's thinking it uh old people
got no
no you say old people got no soul or if you get veneers that you got no soul
you see what i'm
saying well there's roots deep beneath there too you see what i'm saying so
then the it's not the
teeth it's in the jaw the jaw welcome to joy tactics the podcast dedicated to
all things joyful joyous
wow the mouth is responsible for so many fucking things the mouth has started
world wars the mouth has
uh started new sprouting relationships between lovers the mouth has chewed on
fucking foods of all
kinds from every continent you die the mouth
i mean you can't say that about the nose you see what i'm saying yeah oh the
roses smell good today
but what else what else did that thing does that thing do for society the mouth
is pretty underrated
everybody's like the eyes you see the sunset you can see your child great yeah
how about
the ears you can hear what's oh sure sure the mouth yeah come to think of it
the mouth
yeah that's got a lot to do with human history the mouth is fucking hitting it's
it's a hitting a high
batting average spits what that mouth do it do what that mouth everybody's
saying what them ears do
what that nose do the nose can't do what the eyes see yeah what those eyes see
by the way we don't have julio with us right now so i don't i'm i just want to
preface this just in
case our audio is busted apologies whatever but what are you going to do is joy
tactics you know
oh i have some good lyrics i want to tell you guys
the church
just just don't say anything just wait just wait this is one of those days
where
it feels like we're waiting for a teacher to come and start joy tactics
yeah whatever whatever someone someone had a comment that was like
i can't tell you the amount of times i i'm like listening and there's a silence
and they look at
their phone to see if they accidentally paused it and they didn't we
okay this is this is some lyrics from
the song to be in your eyes by the church listen to this
i just think it's so good okay um yeah just give me a second here
all right cool yeah oh here we go then i need arise to be in your eyes i want
these words to be the
things i hope you do realized to be all right it's not hitting the same as when
he said oh here we go
i want the person inside me to be someone i'd recognize if he was in your eyes
hmm i want the person inside me to be someone you'd recognize if he was in your
eyes so it's about
taking away the facade hello just being real i want to be so i so wait a minute
i want you to see who
who i really am when i'm inside me you know what i'm saying in my heart i want
the person inside
me to be someone i'd recognize so if he was in your eyes so what if he was so i
want to start
dressing how i feel so you want to like fuck yourself that's an outfit problem
yeah i mean
both of you have different interpretations on the later that's the beauty of
art the beauty of
art dude what is it bro we need to do a nine-parter on what could be art
all right now listen to these lyrics you might know this song
blame it on the good i knew it i knew it got you feeling loose
blaming on the throne got you in the zone blaming on the
baby jamie fox t-pain oh salute jamie fox please come back to music jamie
fox i saw you chatting with chapel rowan at a premiere you saw you saw jamie
fox and i was
asking you about what celebrity there and you didn't i saw it on tmz i saw it
on tmz
but i did see chapel rowan in person somewhere and she was wearing a purse is a
hat
versus a hat
and i'm not what we're laughing at is that not that she wears a purse is a hat
but that
well i was wearing a crumpled up fucking ralph loren uh button down that i was
like i think i'm
looking quite acceptable and that's what we're laughing at man nerp yeah did
you look did you look
like wildly like not a part of the people around you that's what i thought but
everyone else thought
who the fuck is that some type of musical dj whose touring agent is that who's
fucking touring agent is that he smells delicious even though his clothes are
fucking crumpled
i'm gonna show up to the a lot of limoncello
four fingers of limoncello he must be important
i want to show up to a a major like he's
i would like to show up to a major madonna in
oh where's your mug nate with uh i got my las vegas mug man
vegas
i've been we've been all around the world okay i would like to show up in
wait um to the office okay cool now you know what you know what never mind i'm
playing with you
dude i'm playing with you it means i like you it means i like you i'm sick of
it i'm sick of it
i'm fucking sick of this dude i know it's funny i know
i know okay you'd like to show up to a major event it's not even worth it now
yeah now it is
this was adhd fucking oh my just in a wrinkled shirt i just said a wrinkle a
really wrinkled
white tea ooh that would be a flex right really red carpet like it's been in a
drawer for like
years and it's thinnest white tea with pit stains all over it yeah you know
when your shirt smells
like closet like man man my shirt really smells like my fucking closet i haven't
worn this since
2019 how does that closet how do closet smell right how do closet get smell
like that ideally wood
is what you want to smell like wood you know you can put soap in your drawers
and it makes it smell
good how do you know pro tip
dub soap it's filled with the crusty ass fucking old dub soap no you go get the
scented bars the
scented night like go to whole foods and get a nice scented bar
i'll show that in your drawer and see what happens uh in your drawer and see
what happens
but don't throw it in raw me don't throw it in raw put it in his put it in a
little
sleeve i guess yeah put it in your sleeve and see what happens and stop making
fun of me
oh i just feel like we didn't talk enough before the podcast and i just want a
fucking kiki with my
girls why don't you do it right here and we'll have the most edits the most bleeps
all right
that we've had yet get oh no don't do it don't do it all right i do have
something
something very tantalizing i have something too hey i'll do i'll kick it off
with it with no i mean
no but i do have an object that i purchased yesterday what could it be a lot to
do with the mouth
whoa straw nah i'll give you a hint it's nando's peri peri hot sauce bottle of
it
nando's peri peri hot sauce that's one of the best joys that you can have in
your
fucking life is buying the national chain sauce from the store having it at
home because you
got to reckon that that stuff's been tested by a million scientists run through
a different
a million different tests made in a a classy laboratory somewhere not like any
of these
farmers markets hot sauces you're making that shit out of fucking dope shit you
guys see the airpods
right yeah man ah nate showed me that order on his phone the other day costco
airpods pro three
it's amazing is it changing your life i feel like i need to take like business
calls but i don't have
any to like do you know what i'm saying i just want to be like not yet just
taking like thousands
of business calls on this shit like oh yeah that's what it makes me feel like
with the with the over the ear ones i don't feel like taking a business call on
those bitches but i do
trust me i do but these make me feel like communicating we got to get you some
business
is what i'm doing if anybody wants to just hop on so much please hit me up this
is why you need to
have employees and people under you so that you could just call people all day
and bug them with your
take on it and then not do anything yeah
yeah you have any businesses you like or just blew my news just blew my nose
jack you are coming in super quiet god damn it how could that be possible yo yo
yo
is it coming through quiet to you eric it's just but you know it could be your
airpods
you think so okay i'm just gonna find we're just gonna oh okay we're just gonna
uh let it go let
it rip do you want me to speak a little louder today i have no problem with
that no no no no be
yourself no no be yourself please please please be yourself what's that beanie
jack
ecc knees oh that's a new etnies beanie with the gold trim i've been i've been
gonna show you guys some uh potential wild shoe that i was gonna wow here we go
this is
this is definitely a what are those all right there's a clip coming up so
everybody look your
best daphne daphne alert daphne alert here we go we have a clip here coming
let me show you the most busted color the colorway that i would never get but
just to show you
oh nate what the fuck man hey hey man cap cap are these are these crazy that's
the pink bear
uniform uh shoe now those are cool now wait a minute now that i see gun smoke
gray
oh dude 10 off what the fuck they must have heard that you're awesome nate
where do you order this in
from that you gave me i'm already running out you're gonna have to hit me up
for my uh
i'm not gonna share industry that's that's proprietary knowledge i have to go
through
you now you've addicted me yeah i have to go through you and you're cranking up
the prices
by the way the price that i said you was the exact price of it i didn't crank i
know i didn't take a
finder's fee i'm kidding i know exactly you're being a good friend to me
getting my favorite flavor but
now i'm curious about more flavors oh i'll uh i'll let you know let's get
another shipment it's a
special website let's do it now man you know what's going to take leave well
basically i've lost one of
them i left one at work and yeah i've gone through about 1.5 of those
yeah jack are you doing zen i've started doing them at work during during scene
work i'll put it that
way yeah losing your creativity and it's lighting me up yeah what's everyone's
creativity levels right
now low i would have been having some desperate desperate lows of creativity
yesterday oh my god i was
going deep deep in i was digging i was phoning it in so hard trying to do some
writing watching the
most busted youtube searches i can fucking search looking for the lowest view
most ancient longest
videos of all time to try to get inspo and i just realized you know what some
days you're not
creative and you have to go do accounting exactly yep you gotta just it's
chores uh it's not highs and lows
man i was watching the mel brooks documentary do you guys watch that on hbo not
yet not yet
not yet oh it's it's just so i'm like a huge mel brooks is like the first thing
i watched that i was
like oh i want to do that this guy's got it like that was space balls and do
you think we will be
like mel bro which which which two of us because only two of us are going to
make it like this
are gonna be mel brooks and carl reiner i was thinking about that oh we have to
have because
they would they would uh mel brooks would go over to carl reiner's house and
they would eat dinner
on lunch trays and watch jeopardy every night after their wives died
these guys are crying it makes me it's bringing tears to my eyes
and then carl reiner died and this is gonna this is gonna get the tears flowing
he would go over to
the house every night for months until they sold and just until they went by
himself
oh oh because he just wanted to be near near carl's presence was he with him on
his deathbed he was
there when he died he went into the bathroom collapsed oh and mel brooks was
like yelling
at the paramedics like please like do you know do more can you imagine 