Name: Tim & Eric's Go Pro Show: Episode 3 of 6
Uploaded: 2013-04-17T19:30:03.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim & Eric's Go Pro Show: Episode 3 of 6' from Tim and Eric on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tim & Eric's Go Pro Show: Episode 3 of 6' from Tim and Eric on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-04-17. Transcript available.

- What doctor says I need Chinese food three times a week?
- I'm on a diet.
I need to eat healthy stuff.
I can eat 1,500 calories a day.
- Tim?
- Tim Heidegger comes with this story
that he needs to eat Chinese food three times a week,
and his doctor told him.
- Why would anybody need Chinese food three times a week?
He said it's a dietary thing,
or it's a psychological thing?
- No, well.
- He's taking a walk, he says.
- What's the problem?
- I don't know.
He says he has to eat Chinese food three times,
and he started screaming, and now he's crying outside.
- I'm just trying to create a good--
- I have to pee pee.
- Is everything okay?
- Yes, I'm pissing.
- You guys all right, or?
- Listen, I'm sorry I went off the handle on that, but.
- It's all right.
It's okay.
Let's just drop it.
- Fresh start?
- Yes, it's just drop it.
- There is a bigger problem, unfortunately,
is in the direction that the show's going.
- But we have to write comedy ideas.
- I was pretty clear that this was going to be
about the normal, our life,
and really showing you what that is like.
- Do you want to do some shots
where we're just scripting out stuff?
- We should feel like we're coming up with ideas.
- Okay, let's do it.
Let's drag.
- The Pretzel Boys.
- Mustard Face.
- Yeah.
Pretzel Brothers.
- Pretzel Bros, two funny dudes, look like pretzels,
and Mustard Face is the bad guy.
- Right, let's tell John about it.
- John, we have a comedy bit idea for the,
when we eventually get a show,
it would be the Pretzel Boys.
Pretzel Brothers.
- Two brothers, they look like pretzels,
and Mustard Face is the Mustard Man.
He's squirting mustard all over the guys.
- Do you have any idea what network this would be for?
- No, I can't think of anyone who would want this,
but we could try other ideas.
- Well, let's just brainstorm something.
- Yeah.
- Pizza Boys.
- Pizza Boys, two brothers.
- Pizza Brothers?
- Yeah, Pizza Brothers.
They look like pizza,
and they have to go after Garlic Man.
And he's this guy with a really bad breath,
and he blows bad breath everywhere.
And this is about our adventures.
- You pitch it, 'cause I think he's,
he's a prejudice against one of you.
- I'm just listening, I've heard everything,
and it's the same exact one as Pretzel Boys,
and except different foods.
- No, this is two Pizza Brothers,
and Garlic Man is like,
he's just like a shit,
this shit-smelling brat.
- You get Bruce Willis.
- Mm-hmm.
And no one in town is buying this type of content.
- Just, I know we're just,
can you just say that this sounds like a great idea?
- For the camera.
- For, yeah.
- Yeah. - You just say Pretzel Boys,
Pretzel Boys and Pizza Boys could work.
- Let's get this into production.
- Pretzel Boys and Pizza Boys could work.
- Let's get this into,
and then let's get this into production.
- Pretzel Boys and Pizza Boys could work.
- Don't look in the camera.
Don't look in the camera.
- Pretzel Boys and Pizza Boys could work.
Let's get it into production.
- I know you too.
Thank you.
- Shut the door.
- Thank you, John.
- One of the main reasons the network wanted to do this sort of a shoot
was to utilize the GoPro cameras and to utilize the hand-free experience.
- Ho, muffins!
- And that's why you see a lot of people use the cameras to do surfing
and all of those sort of things.
And we've given them the cameras a few days ago,
and all they've been doing is eating lunch and talking about work
and arguing with one another.
And it's, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if the network pulls the plug in
this very soon.
- Actually, I had a call to the network earlier.
They were very happy with the adjustment we made on your camera.
There is an issue with Tim's camera.
- This is a big problem.
- I mean, this is a big problem.
- This is a big problem.
- This is the problem.
- This is a big problem.
- What we have right now is a big problem.
- I don't know what we're supposed to do about it.
- Tom Cruise is on the phone.
- Oh, my God.
- TV!