Name: Hamper's Pre-Natal Life Coaching
Uploaded: 2013-05-13T16:58:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hamper's Pre-Natal Life Coaching' from Tim and Eric on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hamper's Pre-Natal Life Coaching' from Tim and Eric on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-05-13. Transcript available.

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What will your baby be like when he grows up?
Smart?
Artistic?
Pampers.com.
Laugh every day like it's your last, my boy.
That's just a strong girl.
You're going to grow up.
Pampers.com.
And you're going to own every type of Harley and motorcycle that you want.
And everybody's just going to adore that collection.
You're going to make a lovely daughter.
Will your child be a success?
Wealth?
Relationships?
The average human body contains enough iron to make a three-inch nail.
Eat healthy.
Don't get in the junk food craze.
When you're riding the motorcycle, you have to be observant of everything
around you.
The bone is five times stronger than steel.
The biggest thing in life is having millions of dollars and the biggest
motorcycle you can get.
You're going to want at least a 1450 cc.
And you're going to have to put a screaming eagle kit on there too.
Because that way it'll rip-roar and no one will be able to catch you.
You'll be able to run like you stole it.
Boo!
I'm sorry, but that's going to help you grow.
Eat nachos and you'll be big and strong.
Don't get hit in the head with rocks.
I'm Dr. Bone Mahoney and I'm a prenatal life coach.
I'm Bob Ross.
I'm a prenatal life coach.
Hi, I'm Dr. Jim Jangle.
I'm your prenatal life coach.
I'm Dr. Dominamichi and I'm a prenatal life coach.
I'm a prenatal life coach.
I'm not your dad, but I'm here to help you your whole life.
Hampers prenatal life coaching.
Hampers dot com.
Mr. Spielberg is on the phone.
Stephen Spielberg?
Hearing from Stephen Spielberg made my day.
I'll see you next time.