Name: TOTINO BOY!
Uploaded: 2014-11-06T22:35:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TOTINO BOY!' from Tim and Eric on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-11-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'TOTINO BOY!' from Tim and Eric on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-11-06. Transcript available.

Hey, my name's Hard Rock Joe, and I hope you like punk music, 'cause there's a
punk song that I wrote for Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Totino's, Totino's, start the music right!
Totino's, Totino's, how did you know? Totino's, 'cause everybody's talking 'bout
Totino's, Totino's,
Hot Pizza Rolls, that are not burritos, burritos.
Thank you. Feminine Pizza Bag!
Hi, man!
Juanico Nuts, come to my place and see a pizza roll.
Hi, everybody, my name is Tim Heidecker.
And I'm Eric Warehouse.
Hey, Eric, do you know what my name is?
Absolutely, you just told us, Tim Heidecker.
Wrong, I'm Totino the Pizza Boy.
Hi, I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret.
I am Pizza Totino's boy.
Checkmate.
We're all winners, thanks to Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Pizza Chess!
And you can keep all that corporate BS.
I'm into punk pizza rolls with Totino's.
Kevin!
Comes a time when you need a meal quick.
What you want, a snack with a spicy kick.
Make 'em in the oven or the microwave.
Think about all the time you save.
Pump marks!
Pizza Valentine!
I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle.
I'll admit it.
There's three things I love in life.
My mama mia.
Party pizzas.
Totino boy.
I can't get enough of Totino's pizza rolls.
I put them in my mouth five times a day.
I put some rolls in my mouth.
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Yeah!