Name: I Love Titanic and I Love to Bowl | Ep 4 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I Love Titanic and I Love to Bowl | Ep 4 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-03-09. Transcript available.

I Love Titanic and I Love to Bowl | Ep 4 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

you were taking iphone pictures while your dad was dead my mom wanted it
dude korean people are so funny that's so weird you two are bad friends who are
these two idiots
white dude and an asian dude you guys are weird andrew looking good have you
seen a korean guy
around here who bobby you two are sociopaths you two are disgusting you guys
are nuts you guys are
thick you two are wholesome and decent oh good you two are back together you
guys are freaks
you are a bad friend you two are dangerous when you coordinate you guys are
close oh you two
or something we're bad friends well i i i was thinking i was meditating you
know i meditate
every night you meditate every single night i know yeah so in my meditations
last night um
i thought to myself bobby lee has no social cause i want to be a social warrior
you know
because on the internet and on the gram i want to influence what what do you
mean what you what
social cause what social cause do you want well you know joaquin has the like
you know the cows
you know i mean the milky tits you know the whatever you know i mean like he
wants to save
them exactly he's saying we shouldn't drink milk anymore yeah whatever right so
he then he's adamant
about it he's adam about it he's adamant adamant about it he's agonomin about
it yeah what's the
word he's adamant adamant about it he's adamant about it but he's adamant about
it because he
actually cares he didn't just i want to care about something i don't know why i
don't care about
shit but if you cared it would already happen you'd already care i know but i
want to force myself to
care because i feel like i want to check a mark okay what's a social issue that
you think you want to
have as your new social issue to care about let's let's do it today it makes me
sad that like but
not really no you're not sad at all yeah but like you know the dolphins and the
and the and the
turtles with the straws what's going on with the dolphins they're i don't know
how they're getting
straws in their mouth dolphins are getting straws in their nose there's no
cocaine or something no
there's no cocaine dolphins in the ocean no but what do you want who who do you
think what do you
think you want to say what's important to you um what do you think what do you
think matters the most
for me personally yes it the things that i think that matter like people don't
this is not a thing
you know it's not a it's not a thing that like people are going to be like what
we're gonna stand
behind what is it um i don't even know that's the thing i have i have i
literally have no there's
no thing care about anything oh homeless people health care i guess kids kids
what the aids kids
aids kids oh you care about aids kids you know you know what i care about is
the kids that are like
starving in yemen can you help them no you don't want to help them no i want to
but it's a it's a
war stricken area and i can't get in there okay let's skip over then the war
kids from south west
they don't fly there they don't no they don't they're not going to go to yemen
no but so i'm
trying to cause i'm trying to have social justices all right why don't you ask
the fans
no i have one though oh what but it's my own personal to social justice about
my own life what
is it well what it is is this is that um so my brother and i were um having um
korean barbecues
the other night not surprised did you go did you go to parks finest parks
finest is a um yeah we did
went to parks fine well there's the parks that i went to not parks downtown not
the parks downtown the
one in echo park that you and i went to but that's a filipino barbecue place
filipino slash korean
there's korean food there too right no no it's racist why because it's like
saying like you know
i went to italian restaurant you go to taco bell no that's mexican food yeah it's
they're two different
things filipino food and korean food no what i said was basically going hey i
had i had mexican last
night and then you said did you have taco bell and i said that's racist i went
to el pollo loco that's what that's
saying that's not what that's not what it is because the asian food is asian
food that's not true yes it
is they all i have to google it but asian food all has the same ingredients
right i had thai last night
they have noodles and rice and meats and curries yeah i went to an italian
restaurant they had noodles
and rice there no we don't have polenta they don't have rice polenta polenta's
not italian first of all
it's not no oh he knows polenta don't you yeah yeah yeah you know he's he's mexican
or we gotta we
have another minor two for the fans at home two minorities in the room so in
case anybody's checking
the social justice meter yeah two for two for four no because i i honestly
think that it would help if i
if i was like a comedian that had something to like that's not who you are name
a famous comedian
that has a that a thing that you appreciate that you're like damn i wish i was
like them that they
have a movement they like that australian um lady the lesbian lady with the
glasses hannah gadsby yeah
what's her thing she's lesbian and she was gonna quit and she was she's lesbian
that's her thing
so you think she was meditating one day and she was like i'm gonna be a lesbian
i don't know what you're
doing and i don't know what you're trying to do right now i just i'm sure i'm
trying to help you
find your you know you don't i was talking to collider today every time you
call me yeah i have a good
day every time you call me about anything right it ruins my day yeah it puts me
in a bed my neck
starts hurting and i start getting spasms in my frontal i won't call you
anymore but just be nice about
it how do i okay how would you like the phone call to go i can't believe what
you did you did that
and i'm like what and then you say whatever because you up stuff all the time
but there's a nice way to
do it anyway um when i want to i have a social thing what's what is it about
what's your social
thing well my brother and i were having um parks on vermont got it not the filipino
place that i
took you to for my okay you're racist no i'm not it was good food either way it
was very good i go
that's why i go there but anyway um because of kalilah my brother was like dude
they're really
you on that on what i'm gonna get into it i'm i know i'm sorry go ahead yeah
god dude they're really
fucking you on that i go what and he goes powey high school dude hall of fame
you're not on it
you're not on it right so i went to high school at powie high school yeah powie
i graduated in 1990. 90? yeah 1990. damn i wasn't even born yet
i know i was born no but you know what i was 1990 brian callum was 49 years old
powie high school yeah let's see who's in the hall of fame i literally thought
that joe biden was
um brian callum for like six months i'm not kidding you shut up every time i
see joe biden i go
caleb's killing it powie high school let's see the notable alumni so yeah that's
what i'm saying so
then i we went no not not no don't go there because i'm on that i'm on the wikipedia
comedian
on mad tv yeah there you go i'm on that but go to powie high school's hall of
fame their their hall
of fame but i want to look up some of the people that are on here before we go
to the one because
the other one is hold on let's see some of these names aubrey aubrey battle
former american
football defensive lineman okay killing it judd buechler look at judd look at
those pits dude
nice pits went to zona kelly cash american musician beauty pageant title holder
yeah but there's other
cool ones oh tom de long from blink 182 exactly so he's the most famous from
your school for sure
why without a doubt you're not even close to tom de long tony guinn oh dude he's
more famous than you
too wow oh dude alex dickerson ah look at all these guys that are more famous
that's not whoa hector maldonado dude this there's some legit people that went
to your school exactly
right wow yeah stephanie seymour model remember she had a baby with um axel
rose she did they
have a kid that's right yeah right okay so whoa so dude even brian rast the
professional poker player
everybody knows rasty you don't know whatever you're doing is not gonna work
you don't know him
they call him nasty rest nasty rasty nasty no no that's a real thing nasty rest
he's like one of the top
poker players in the world and i love him he's incredible that's fine now go to
the powe high
school alumni site they go fast dash by nasty rass and he takes the pot home to
get some go to the
fucking site go to what powe high yeah powe high no it says paul high alumni go
powe high um hall of
fame google that powe high hall of fame a hall of fame yeah paul powe powe powe
high school hall of fame
powe powe high alumni association there we go that's it oh three new names got
entered by the
way right look at this hold on one second let me see this it says three new
names just got entered
into the powe high hall of fame oh my god there's a red carpet there too right
they paid for red carpet
so that the hall of fame inductee sean tom murray class of 79. nice yeah oh an
air force guy i get that
okay and then another guy and you're not in the hall of fame is this good to
the fucking thing man how many
times i have to tell you right they're the first one i don't need the i don't
go down scroll down
i don't need all that okay here we go now these are the names yeah okay wow
okay so um now you
now let's make an argument sure do you think that they're more famous than me
um well your class isn't
even in here 1990s i know no one because no one in my class got into it well
what they're saying is is
that yeah you're not famous enough to be in this and i will say that that's
true because look at tina
ghoul she just got in from a class of 04 yeah everybody knows t you don't know
t-dog
tina goes internationally renowned cellist being honored for accomplishments in
the arts grammy nominee
partner with bentley motors and the ritz-carlton classical electrical cellist
dude she's heard
on hundreds of soundtracks all right go back hundreds go back click on some man
on actually
you know what i'd like to see how famous is tina guo by the way how tina guo is
how famous do you
really think how many plays do you think she has on spotify on her most famous
song this will kind of
dictate whether or not she's actually that famous okay but i will tina hold on
you're supposed to be on my
side dude i am on your side like on that board there's no way i'm on that board
this week we have
a meeting tina guo here you go look whoa yeah every month she has 223 000
listeners her most famous
song she did the wonder woman theme okay and she deserves to be on it that's
fine but look at
the other names i don't know i don't i think some of these people might be no
because they're choosing
people based on a christian ethic right right oh because you're not you're not
christian anymore
no because i'm a filth i'm a filth monger with no with no cause is powe high a
christian high
school no that's the point so why are you putting that right when i'm asking
bad friends fans to do
yeah is go to the powe high school okay let's do let's hall of fame site right
here everyone we're
going to put this in and then i want you to submit my name so here you go guys
we want you to go to
powe high school's website really easy to find it's powe usd and why don't you
want that website just
go to the powe hall of fame thing okay go to go there go go to the one that you
were just at
can we get another computer guy this guy powe high hall of fame organization
organization so all you
need to do to get bobby into the hall of fame is go ahead and go down scroll
down contact let's go
no it's right down there it's right see it says have a question no go down a
little bit see down
there nominated nominated candidate so guys everyone go here and go nominated
candidate online we're going
to do it right now live on the show yeah yeah sorry this forum is no