Name: Bad Friends Drinking Game | Ep 13 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2020-05-11T16:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Drinking Game | Ep 13 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Drinking Game | Ep 13 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-05-11. Transcript available.

Bad Friends Drinking Game | Ep 13 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends the game show is going to be great
bro what are you worried about it's going to be awesome i read the reviews
already it's so they're
so good yes i did yeah there's a bunch of reviews there's no reviews dude two
variety said it's the
hottest new game show this side of the of the mississippi yeah they did that
because i've been
googling it too what have you what is it what has it been saying nothing i mean
deadline put a
fucking um a photo up and it cropped me and ian carmel off the sides yeah so it's
just keegan serena
venus williams and um rub gronkowski yeah well what are you gonna do you know
drinking now
i just i feel like i should have something just just in case if i'm in the mood
i'm not gonna have
one unless i feel it no take a shot no i'm not gonna not unless i feel it you
know i'm a new i'm
i'm five months sober go ahead tempt me no no it's got what you're doing no
what do you mean five months
sober now tempt me you don't like drinking that much oh i love i'm a drinker
too do you not want
me to do this in front of you no i love it i love living through you this is a
level of control that i
know you have come on man you can do this yeah the bad friends drinking game
here's how you play
every time bobby lee says thing is is that the thing is is that because the
thing is is that the
thing is is that the thing is is that the thing is is that the thing is is that
the thing is is that
the thing is is that your thing is is that have a drink must be legal drinking
age to play
but whatever dude we're not the cops okay
so i have a hole in my tooth let me see you want to see it yeah i want to see
your whole tooth
all right you gotta come closer i can't do that well then you're not gonna see
it well
i'll just you can't see it from there where how far is it or which one is it it's
way back here there's
a black hole oh yeah black hole tooth in my mouth yeah and it's like you know
one of those where um
you're like it's fine it's fine yeah it's fine it's fine it's fine and at three
in the morning you
hear you wake up vibrating it vibrates and all of a sudden and then spikes
spike spike and then you wake
up and you go and then oh it's gone you're gonna make it you're gonna make an
appointment though now
my dentist said he's back next week i said i'm coming in just to say hi no no i
might um i like
i like the pain a little bit so i'm gonna wait a little bit yeah you're a sick
yeah you're sick
fuck you like pain well i masturbate when i it gets me hard when it hurts the
worst oh yeah yeah i love it
but um so the hole in my tooth and then um there's a lot of fucking and then
the chinese lady got her
face kicked in what chinese lady got her face kicked in do you ever see that
video did it just come out
can i play you a video that i posted on the internet first of all let me talk
about the chinese lady
what who what's her name ching chong fat fat i don't know man i love ching chong
fat yeah but ching
chong fat fat these two african african american gentlemen uh oh you can say
what you were going
to say what were you going to say black guys okay there it is and they kicked
this chinese lady in the
face is it on the news can you see it no it was on the internet let me play
this for you let me tell
you this is this is this is this is a throwback i posted again because um
timing wise it's pretty great
but uh who is this lady though you know what maybe i do could be ninja i want
to be ninja
i learned to chop real hard i fight with credit card i use my numb chops even
while feeding ducks
will you stop it look at this look at this asian lady in the very front first
of all this is a
this video came out a long time ago but i saw it again in my i was deleting
stuff oh yeah i want
to let you let's just hear the chorus again oh no please don't turn it's going
to be the worst
i learned by ninja kicks while watching netflix i tried to everything like on
the big screen and you guys
you know what what i might do it i might be a ninja soon i gonna be ninja
this asian lady how is she standing there through this there's four minutes of
this all
right first of all if i was at asian
turn it off turn it off okay it's off all right if i was that asian lady i'd
already
gonna chop chop chop chop chow down take chow down to china town it makes me so
it makes me so
it's like the rudest i've ever heard in my life yeah yeah yeah i was going
through my folders
on my old on my phone because she doesn't realize how difficult it's so rude
how difficult it is to
be a ninja yeah the levels are insane she could never be ninja yeah because
there's different
levels number one you have to be able to climb a tree she can't climb a tree
there's no way there's
no chance right number one two you have to have this enough breath stamina to
fucking do the blowgun
yeah it's you gotta have that she doesn't have any she doesn't have that she
has to be able to
throw a star hard enough to puncture skin yeah yeah she can't do that she's got
to be sneaky as
fuck she's not sneaky at all imagine her being a ninja what's that white lady
in the tree
there's a white lady what do you mean look that's a ninja a ninja yeah yeah ma'am
please get down yeah
she look at her skin too i practice every day it just don't when it just wear
sunscreen
ninjas always do good i really wish i could oh my god from sippy cup you know i
won't give up
i gotta try my best you can't expect no less that chow has not a clue it's too
good to be true
high making progress all right stop stop stop stop stop stop you know what this
reminds me of you
know who this is by the way who's that this is a girl that sells murphy beds in
orange county that's
that she did this as a promo to sell murphy beds you know murphy beds are no
the beds that go in
the wall the cabinet wall the cabinet beds you know they pop out of the
cabinets have you never seen
that no no oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah old time murphy beds yeah that's what
she's selling she's like
a she opened a murphy bed company this is like years ago yeah but this is she
put this out for promo
let's see the course one more time it's one of my favorite courses but i must
confess i catch a
flying dick with my top stick i take down anyone ha this is getting fun you
guys i think i almost
a ninja i almost a ninja i try to chop chop chop chow down take chow down to
chinatown take chow down to
chinatown this is the most racist i've ever heard of my life and it makes me
laugh so hard this poor
asian lady you know what's as hard as a ninja is being a navy seal right yeah
it's the hardest thing
in the world so it's imagining a chinese dude yeah or a woman yeah i want to be
navy seal
you know what i mean at a party i don't think it's that offensive
a navy seal yeah well if if it was a chinese lady because ninja is a cultural
thing right right so i think
it's what the accent is what's offensive about really about it too it's very
offensive yeah
it's really good you know i'll be honest with you i had a girlfriend once her
name was sarah
and she lived in louisville i know who she is do you i know her she's a comic
yeah she was right or
she is yeah she still does it and um i stayed she want to be ninja no she i
stayed at her parents house
and she goes so um we're having a special dinner for you this actually happened
this is so good
already i already know what it is no you do no no we're having a special dinner
for you but so you
have to sit in the i guess white people in the midwest or in the south they
have basements yeah we
love basements yeah i've never been in a basement before well there's a purpose
for it we have those
we have those in the midwest for tornadoes and shit we need to go down there
all right my bad also
extra square footage it's really good so i'm in a basement and i was there for
about 45 minutes
and she comes down and sarah's wearing kimono
and she goes and it's mind you there's 20 people there yeah her grandparents on
both sides yeah
uncles aunts right so i go what what why are you wearing kimono you'll see so
we go upstairs
the whole place right has she put bamboo on the walls okay there's um like
swords on the wall too
like samurai swords i like it the grandmother everyone they wear the mascara
right chinese
eyes mascara i walk into the dining room they all shut up i swear to god they
bowed to you oh yeah yeah
what was that they said what how to churcha chai yeah yeah right and then
she goes take your shirt off i go why you have to wear this shirt it's an extra
small pokemon shirt
so i put this extra small pokemon shirt on and it's like you know i mean super
tight soup i can be i can
barely breathe yeah and i'm sitting there and then everyone's wearing
chopsticks but we're eating like
um what white people eat um like roast turkey we usually eat oh what do you
mean oh no no chinese
food at all no they didn't even make they didn't even try to make chinese food
but i had to use i
remember using chopsticks to pick up stuffing which is very difficult to do by
the way do you think her
mom told do you think that was a bit she's funny right she was funny yeah she's
very funny so do you
think it was laughing yeah having a good time and i'm kind of laughing too but
deep down outside is this
is the price you pay to get white pussy if you want was it worth it oh yeah if
you're an asian dude and
you want white pussy sometimes you have to take a take one for the team one for
the team yeah you
got to take another one for the team they were very funny funny family too one
time we were horseback
riding yeah it was in kentucky and we're in the woods and her dad just goes see
that tree right there
yeah i go yeah that's where we hang china were there any chinese guys up there
no
it's a joke i know you're right you're running long and you laugh yeah you go
this is the price you
pay for what he literally goes that's where we hang chinese people yeah yeah
and everyone laughs they
laughed oh yeah it's a joke yeah sure yeah it's a joke yeah hanging chinese i've
had like a lot of
those situations but that's the price you pay it's the price you pay for white
pussy yes damn my
pussy good huh no no because you get to the point because then you realize all
pussies the same yeah
it is right like if you eat white pussy like if i close my eyes you know i i
guess the pussy looks
the colorization is different but if i close my eyes and i looked black pussy
white pussy and asian
pussy i don't think i'd be like that one tastes like wasabi or whatever there's
a difference there's
a difference wait so if i except we blindfolded you all right so we we we did a
contest right and we have
an indian pussy in front of you uh so from in someone from someone from india
yeah and you licked it
what would you taste yellow curry yeah black pussy
oh wow that's weird that's like it's like
do you have to look at that much seven eight you like it redheads love black
pussy it tastes like corner store potato chips yeah yeah okay i guess i guess
you're right yeah
it's all the same i can't believe we're actually talking about this in front of
rudy by the way
yeah rudy yeah this is terrible she's above she's over 18. i know but i don't
want to
she shouldn't be in the room for that we should kick her out for that stuff rudy
did you like the
i want to be ninja lady yeah you did she like that closer to the mic rudy that's
going to be a
shirt by the way get closer to the mic you don't so um rudy you don't find that
to be offensive
it's offensive but it's funny yeah yeah that's exactly let me ask you something
if you were at
that party would you stay like if you were that poor woman that there's an asian
there's one asian
woman they focus on right over her shoulder what if you that was you right if
that's rudy if we're
looking at this video again please don't we're looking at this video please don't
play it again
no we're looking a