Name: Daddy Why You Die? | Ep 19 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee
Uploaded: 2020-06-22T17:16:38.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Daddy Why You Die? | Ep 19 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-22. Transcript available.

Daddy Why You Die? | Ep 19 | Bad Friends with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

- You two are bad friends.
- Who are these two idiots?
- A white dude and an Asian dude.
- You two are disgusting.
- Well, you two are something.
- We're bad friends.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Welcome, welcome to another episode of Bad Friends, everybody.
Yesterday was, yesterday was, yesterday was Father's Day.
And, oh boy, I miss my dad.
And the thing is, I wanted to write a Father's Day song.
And I told you I was going to do that, too.
- Yeah, you promised me and I thought you weren't going to do it.
I'm being serious.
- And I forgot about it.
And then we were sitting here outside waiting for you
'cause you were late.
- I wasn't late, I was getting you sugar-free Red Bull.
Rudy, was I getting sugar-free Red Bull?
- Yeah. - See?
- Okay, but were we here before I called him?
- Dude, you called me. - It doesn't matter.
- No, no, you called me and said--
- All right, can we do the Father's Day?
- What's you angry about?
- You always do this to me, you trample on me.
- Trample, trample.
- You're trample.
You trample on me. - Trample, trample.
- You trample, trample.
That's you, trample, trample.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Go ahead, Tramply.
- So, you know, while we were waiting for you,
'cause we were early--
- 'Cause I got sugar-free Red Bull, you go.
- Yeah, and I wrote a song real quick.
'Cause I write a lot of music on my garage band,
so I just came up with it.
I have an older, like, weird song, you know what I mean?
So I wrote a song for my dad.
- Okay, let's hear it.
- All right.
- Daddy, I love you, Daddy, why you die?
Happy Father's Day, Daddy, Daddy, I can fly.
- Daddy, I miss you, why are you dead?
- Why did you die?
- Daddy, I need you, I need you so badly.
- Laying in your bed, laying in your bed.
- I'm sorry I took photos of you while you were dead,
and sent it to the heart since what was in my head.
You were dead, and I whipped out my phone.
I can't fucking believe I did that shit.
I'm all alone, I miss you, Daddy, I love you.
Okay, there we go, that's a song.
Very good, very good song.
I miss you, Dad, and he died 11 months ago, you know.
- Wait, was it already 11 months ago?
- Uh-huh. - Oh my God.
- It's terrible, and--
- Rest in peace, Daddy, Papali.
- Yeah, it's been a terrible, terrible 12 months.
- It's been bad.
- Yeah, it's been bad.
We had, my dad died last August, and then the pandemic.
Then the pandemic came.
- You sound like it's fake.
- You're saying like it's not a real--
- It's house.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's not real!
- Yeah, ask DL.
- Can you, we'll talk about that later.
- We'll talk about it later.
And then--
- DL, huge, Jesus.
- DL, and then poor George Floyd.
- Then a massive injustice that happened once again
for the thousandth time.
- And then last Tuesday something happened
that was just as shocking and terrifying to me.
- Yeah, same.
- I have a, I want people to know that
I don't know what I don't know.
The news that you received Tuesday
is the same exact new information that we received.
- That we received.
- Yeah, we didn't, we were not privy
to any of that stuff and did not know.
And we found out when you found out.
- I think that that kind of behavior is abhorrent.
I resent it.
And it's not good.
- No, it was awful and shocking
and very, quite frankly, taking us all aback.
I mean, we call each other and, you know,
you sit in disbelief because you, you don't know,
we don't know this stuff
and we're finding this stuff out at the same time.
People are throwing around questions to everybody.
- It's been such a fucking terrible.
- We don't know.
- We haven't slept.
- And what we know now is we're,
it's really disappointing.
It's really sad.
And I think all we can say is we hope he gets help.
And that's it.
And that's all we can say.
I mean, I like, you know.
- That's all we can say, yeah.
- But we want to continue to do our bad friend show.
- Can we do our bad friend show?
- We want to do our bad friend show.
- Yeah.
- And we started with the dead dad song,
which I think is good.
- Mm-hmm.
- I have two dads.
I brag to you very, very heavily about that.
- But when you say that.
- No.
- At first, because you've been saying that all day.
- I only had one dad.
- I know your mom looks like a man.
But is that what you're saying?
That my mom looks like a man.
I have two dads.
- My mom is very pretty.
I put, I put pictures of her online.
She's a very pretty woman.
- I've seen your mom.
- Yeah, my mom's beautiful.
- No, she's not.
- The little BTS troll.
I've seen her.
- Really?
You want to see my mom?
- No.
- Yeah, I'm going to show you my mom.
- Yeah, I want to, let's see your mom.
- All right.
Here's my dad holding me, by the way.
When I was a baby.
What's so fucking funny?
What's so funny?
That's my whole, me as a baby.
- Look at your dad's head.
Your dad's head is huge.
It makes sense why your fucking melon is so big.
Your dad's head is massive.
Look at how big his dad's melon is.
- I can't help it.
I'm Korean.
- Do all Koreans have big heads?
- Yes, we're generally a big headed people.
- I don't know.
That's huge.
That looks like a fucking helium balloon.
- Yeah, next to my baby head, it's.
- That's my baby head, it looks big.
- Your baby head looks like my head as an adult.
- All right, so, and then this is my mother.
That's my mother.
It's so fucking funny.
- Is she cross-eyed?
- Yeah, she is cross-eyed.
Hey, fuck you.
And that's my mom.
- You made fun of my parents.
- You're the one that said I have two dads.
I don't know what to fucking assume.
- I do have two dads.
Well, I have two, technically I have two dads.
- You really, so you're, 'cause.
- My mom remarried, my mom was.
- Oh, she did.
- My mom was a strong, independent, badass woman.
- And what happened to OG dad?
What happened to OG dad?
- He's still alive, he's around.
- He abandoned you.
- No, he didn't.
- He abandoned the family.
Did he abandon you, your resentment?
- No, he went away to prison.
- Is that the one that you were just talking to earlier?
- No, that was my, that's my step-dad.
- That's your fake dad, your fake dad.
- My step-dad, don't say my fake dad.
- Not your real dad, not your real dad.
- No, that is my real dad.
- Your real, that's not biological blood dad.
- My biological father went away to prison.
- Did he really?
- Yeah, a few times.
- Why?
See, now, now everything comes so clear to me.
It comes to a point and I can figure things out.
Because I'm thinking to myself, you know what I mean,
where does his like.
- No, he went, he had, my parents got divorced when I was young.
- Your rage though, your rage and your anger.
- My parents got divorced when I was young.
- Where does that come from?
- My parents got divorced when I was young.
My mom is a strong, badass, independent, hardcore.
- Thick woman.
- Beautiful woman.
- Yes.
- Who is a fucking gangster, who raised me by herself.
- Great.
- Like a G.
- Great.
- Started at the bottom.
- I know, I love your mom.
- She's a gangster.
She's a fucking badass woman.
- Okay.
- Respect my mother.
- All right, so what happened to your original dad?
- He, unfortunately he's a drug addict.
And he got caught up in the drug scene and went away.
But I mean, he's been sober and healthy for a long time.
- And so did he have, did he start a new family?
- I used to joke, my dad has more kids
than my black friends have shoes.
- Whoa, too soon.
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- After George Floyd, come on.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Hey, so you have other, you have step brothers and sisters.
- Those are half, that means half.
- You have half ones.
- Yeah, those are half.
- And do you ever mention them?
That you don't consider them real?
- No, no, no.
I don't know most of my dad's side of the,
I don't know a lot of them.
Like we, like we just went separate ways in life.
- Oh, so you don't know,
you have half brothers and sisters out there.
- Yeah, they're your halves, yeah.
- That you've never met or talked to?
- I have one.
I have one that's like a couple years younger than me.
- Hmm, how old is she?
- Well, I'm 36 and she must be 33.
- Uh-huh.
- After my mom split for my dad.
- Is that incest if you point?
Because you didn't want to raise together?
- I mean, if I do like Latino chicks and no, come on.
No, but I've never met her.
I don't even know who she is.
- Wow.
- But she's a couple years younger than me
and I don't know who she is.
- And does she have the same last name as you, Santino?
- No, because I don't think her,
my father and her mother never got married.
They just had a child together.
They never got married.
So she has the last name of her mother, right?
My dad didn't remarry.
- Okay, do you have the last name of your OG dad?
- Yeah, Santino is my birth name.
- A birth name.
And is your sister?
- The one that you know, my sister.
- Your real sister?
- Well, she's, no, I'm an only child.
She's my half.
She's from my stepdad and my mom.
- Wow.
- But my, the one I'm referring to,
the one that's like 33, who I don't know,
I've never met before, is a grown woman who
my dad had a couple of years after my mom and him split.
- Why don't you guys get together?
- I don't know.
Maybe she doesn't fucking want to get together.
- Have you tried?
- No.
- Do you know her name and all that?
We're not going to say it, but you don't know?
- No, I don't know.
I don't know her name.
- You don't even fucking know her name?
- Dude, it was a story that I didn't learn until
literally a couple of years ago.
I was told this story later in life of like,
hey, you have a sister.
- So you have no relationship with OG?
- With her?
- No, with your original dad.
- Oh yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
- You never said, hey dad, do I have any half brothers and sisters?
- No, that's what I'm saying.
He told me later in life.
- Okay.
- Yeah, but also, I was like, oh my God, I have a 34 year old, or whatever, 33
year old.
It's crazy to think someone is almost your age that you've never met in 30
years, 30 some odd years.
- That is strange.
- Right, you don't even know.
- It's blood, it's blood too.
- Blood is there, yeah, you don't even know it.
Like all of us have some kind of family member that we've never met before.
Like I know some people have family members, I've heard this from, there was a
comic, oh,
I don't want to mention his name, this was crazy though.
He learned his father had another family, was like, not married, but was like
raising another,
entire another family with a woman who had kids from another family, and they
raised kids together
that they had, and it didn't exist until he was in his late 20s.
- Oh my God.
- I'll tell you off air who it was.
Dude, it put him in a spiral.
- It's spiraling.
- That he's like, wait a minute, I have sisters and brothers with someone I've
never even met?
- Yeah.
- 20 some odd years.
- It's funny because when you find out things about people like that.
- Like that they have another...
- No, you see even dark shit.
- Huh?
- Like, you know, I worked with this girl once on a show.
- What show?
- I can't tell you, because I don't want people to narrow it down and go, it's
this person.
- Sure.
- So I worked with this person on the show, and this person like,
um, whenever I would do scenes with her, like they would say cut.
And I go, that was good.
And she would just kind of look at me like that.
- Did you like it?
- And then I go, what'd you do this weekend?
- Nothing.
- You know what I mean?
That type.
You go to craft service, right?
- She's lunchtime.
- She's eating the spoons?
- No, she's sitting by herself, right?
- Oh, go sit with her.
- I do.
I would go, you know what I mean?
You know, like I'm the popular kid at school.
- You.
- Yeah, with my Letterman jacket.
- Can you imagine one of those high school movies that all the good looking
kids are nerds and
you're the popular kid?
- I'm the popular kid, yeah.
- And you walk around and you're like, what's up ladies?
And everyone's like, Bobby's here.
- Yeah, yeah.
I like to hang out with the stoners or whatever, right?
And t