Name: Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2020-08-24T16:00:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin | Ep 28 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-08-24. Transcript available.

Bad Friends Beef! Featuring Erik Griffin  | Ep 28 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends eric lost weight but he's got he's
still you know he's
got like nice titties like droopy titties you know what i mean before they were
like fat but
now they're like it's good to see you too bobby hi it's form what am i doing
you're not gonna say
you're not gonna say hi to our yeah yeah you're just like no first i just have
to comment on the way
he looks we just had to open up the talk you look skinny but also got little
titties listen i'm not
done yet you know yeah just because you lose 25 pounds oh you lost 25 pounds
look it it's crooked
just like his dick you don't know what my dick looks like guys i make
assumptions i make assumptions yeah
that's your problem your assumptions you make assumptions too welcome you make
silly assumptions
so when somebody doesn't text you back ever that's why i text you back you te
you you here's here's the
only time you text me back when i common problem when i call you and i bother
you enough that you'll
finally text me back right yeah but it's always business it's never like i hate
it when you're like
how you doing you don't like it when i say hello no i said hello it's just like
you know friendship kind of
things like like just trying to see how your well-being that's good he don't
like that kind of
i know it has to be about making money yeah then he'll get back to you okay so
go on i'm korean oh
now you korean yeah i'm korean that's the korean way you haven't been korean
since we met yes yeah i've
been korean the whole time i have korean tendencies you know korean so let's
let's let's have let's
hash out some bad friends beef all right right you you two you haven't called
you haven't texted i know
you haven't responded to griff he's the worst and he wants to know why okay so
um i'm going to let you
know that um go fuck man creature of the night i'll tell you that right now in
my nightmares i see that
in the by the pond where the fucking let me tell you i got griff a job you did
but he didn't take
it what was the job you want to talk about it first of all let me let me know
let's let's get resolve
ours first yeah and then we'll like we'll go to there well ours is funny mine's
by you saying that
right i get it oh he's that type of guy no no oh my god you see what i'm saying
you you hand him you
hand him a plate of gold right yeah and he he pushes it away i took the plate
of gold i did that job
the job that he offered no no the one the one that your job no no i'm talking
about his job oh this is
bullshit why i didn't do this yeah gold is bullshit no no no they wanted me to
shave gold is bullshit
you didn't do they would have made you shave too but here's here's why i i didn't
do it not because
of the shave thing they didn't even offer that part to me oh he literally was
like hey we need a boss
figure yeah did i get a job really yeah did you get me a job for you want to
play this game let's play
the game of life okay let's see i like the game of life first of all play the
game of life you sold
a show yeah and i moved and i moved three different times in the podcast so you
could sell a show and
you could have some time off and you can get stuff done so yeah you have three
jobs you did a cooking
show downtown two days ago you're doing another one in a week you just sold
your show to abc and fox
and cbs and cw and lifetime discovery history i don't know who else bought the
show but you sold it to
everybody up the river there's a little bit of a bidding war yeah there is all
right so okay don't have to
rub that in my face so no i'm not getting you a job because you've gotten
plenty of jobs all right
i'm just saying that i want the job too what was the job there's no monkeys in
this one is what you're
saying see and that's what i'm talking about and that's where our fiction is
because i did a show
10 years ago wait there's no monkey in it all right now let's resolve this
right so then now i'm not
no this is what irritated me all right go ahead so now i'm playing warzone with
some of the guys
right and they're they're playing they're on twitch and um one of the guys i'll
just say his name
raimi yeah you know your boy my boy yeah yeah hey um hey bob you have a problem
with eric is that how
he talks yeah that's the way he sounds to me i go i don't have a problem with
him i love him he goes well
some of the fans are saying that he's complaining that aren't their friendship
is over no first of all
friendship is over first of all that's not true i know but that's what the
people said on the
fucking okay okay by the way i'm not going to say anything more i'm going to
let you finish
because i'm going to need the floor all right all right so go ahead all right
fine he's going to
filibuster yeah right i'm just going to let you know when he did this i
realized that all the weight
lost from his body but not his knuckles he's got hairy ugly fucking knuckles
and look at the hair
bushed up on his wrist you can't just make fun of him the whole time you have
to explain your side of the
story because he's going to get his side okay this is really irritating me
right now his knuckles are
irritating because you look like a fat tennis playing panda right now that's
what you look like
all right and a gay one too enough enough it looks like bobby goes home and he
takes his hair
off like this that's funny what a day i've had you're the one that looks like
mr potato and i talk about
putting things on you know what i mean you look like mr potato go on with your
bullshit story all right so don't
fucking tell him about detachments all right there we go all right i'm
listening okay so here we go
so um then i got irritated because all these he's obviously because then i
asked i go and and and ramey
goes he's complaining about on his twitch about your relationship and i'm like
that did you listen did
you listen to the to the audio i don't listen to audio i listen to it i listen
to hearsay i listen to
it yeah he does he did yeah i listened to it okay it wasn't really complaining
what was that no but
that's his thing it was saying it was saying bobby doesn't want to play with me
obviously because
i've tried to reach out and play so competitive me he's he's doing bets he's
like watch guys i'm gonna
put a bet online it's for the fans right and then you get more kill and then
you rub it in my face
i hate it can i say what it i'm i figured this all out i'm gonna squash this
right now as long as
we're all good because we're all good friends yeah i know exactly what this is
don't let him have his
point of view no i know what this is no i'm gonna have my point of view he is
did you introduce yourself to my niece by the way this is your niece yes nice
hey listen blink at me if you're
okay that's funny hey go ahead here's the problem yeah i figured it out you don't
like it that he's a
good player he's not a good player you said he gets more kills than you at the
pressure you said
he got more kills than you listen yeah who gets more kills i am so much better
at that game than you
that's what this is of course bobby hates that you don't like that he's good
you love that i was bad
you wanted to play with me again and again when you're on twitch he has to be
the funniest guy on
the twitch too i know you know he's got to be the one like he's got to have the
snappy jokes and if you
say anything he's like i don't like this because everybody's no one's laughing
at me now is part of
this true bob yeah no it's not none of that is true and i have my own defense
thank you well let him
have his floor go ahead okay here's the thing that is not true here's the
problem right now
i send all the fans to this guy that bobby won with so now we're friends with
him right all right
so we're playing all the time him and i and his brother and then all of a
sudden it just stops
okay then the fans keep asking where's bobby why isn't bobby playing and i go i
don't know and then i
look you're still playing with them every day i look on his twitch and his
youtube it's you and steve
are playing but i was told from steve doesn't want to stream but he could
stream with him
what would you feel like if you're told if you're told oh no we don't want to
do this
and then you see him doing with a stranger a you don't even know
a you don't even know you're playing with every single day and they'll take
this out i know and
they'll take this out then we're playing i don't know his last name but i know
yeah where does he live
and we're playing right yeah in the middle of i'm playing with that kid too
yeah and they go oh we just got
invites from bobby i'm looking on my thing let me see if i got an invite no so
all i'm saying is this
if you don't want to play with me yeah just be a man and be like yeah i don't
want to play with you
that's all you have to say i don't want to i wish you would have just done that
i i'm doing it now
i wish you would have just done that but see now i'll play tonight no no no you
wanna play tonight
all right all right i love you that's all i needed i love you though bobby let
me tell you this yeah
i never had a problem it's like you don't want to do everything with every
friend like i don't drink
alcohol right right so this motherfucker don't want to hang out of me at a bar
you know we'll hang out
outside of a bar yeah so it's like so for you you might be like well i don't
want to play with him
because of whatever your reasons i don't have a problem with it but what i can't
stand is the twitch
community they know because they're like well bobby's playing with everybody
else yeah you know
they're like uh you know and i just don't get that you know and then i try like
i've reached out to
steve a thousand times yeah and this motherfucker won't get back to me over
some nonsense yeah so i'm
like what's up with you guys yeah yeah it's not me though well that's you
certainly didn't help the
other side is no it's it's hearsay and conjecture exactly okay it's hearsay and
conjecture and i
tried i try i reach out to try to figure this out yeah there's nothing to
figure out if you didn't
you know you there's nothing to figure out yeah well there is i'm gonna tell
you why all right you know
this here we go know this you know what i kind of like assertive body he's
turning into that dictator
behind him yeah yeah know this for a fact my friend tell me all right is is
that if i really had a
problem with you i will let you know i don't know if that's true yeah that's
true okay i've had problems
with you in the past yes and i've given her i i don't have problems but here's
the thing and i and
i i talked to my therapist i'm a loner and i don't like communicating it's just
who i am because of
my trauma in the past i'm not using it here we go oh here we go why what my dad
used to play golf on
my body let me let me count my dad used to play golf on my body let me count
down to the mother station
reference you know what i mean koreans are good golfers they're very good very
good are they they don't
fix they don't fix divots but they're good golfers wait so let's be real here
what's a divot
the thing on the ground yes yeah that's your job that's what your job my job if
you have a problem
with the divots yeah you push it down with your little hand no no no when you're
doing after you
hit the ball you fix the divot you fix your mistake no this is just like you
don't have a problem see
this makes sense this makes sense the koreans the koreans leave messes for
other people to clean up
just like we like divots it's just like always put your hand on the divots we
enjoy them that's
what we make them we like the little grass coming up like that like no no no no
no you know what
it's just like laziness it's just like a korean barbecue restaurant they want
you to do everything
yeah you cook you cook you know my culture they bring the food that's my
culture hey here put cook the
shit yourse