Name: Bobo's Big Head and Rudy Wins an Oscar! | Ep 30 | Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2020-09-07T16:00:03.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobo's Big Head and Rudy Wins an Oscar! | Ep 30 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-09-07. Transcript available.

Bobo's Big Head and Rudy Wins an Oscar! | Ep 30 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends so um i would like to open up this
podcast by saying
i appreciate ya me yeah i think that i think i honestly know i i you know i've
been thinking
about you laying in bed when i lay in bed callus asleep usually and i just kind
of lay in bed and
i think about you and i get warm fuzzies and i think to myself what a lucky guy
i am well i'm lucky to
have you as a friend yeah i'm lucky to have you um to work with you because you're
one of the top
comedy talents that i could i it's like a if i had a wish list of the best
people i could do it with
you could be in the top of the list i'm very lucky in that way uh we have great
chemistry i just am
blessed to have you in my life and um i just think that you're a great guy man
i love you bob
i love you too man i love you i love you too and um you know i think that you're
just
so talented you know what's great about you as well yeah is you are um you're
handsome
huh you're a good-looking guy as well where's this going nowhere this genuine
yeah you know what
dude it's like no honestly dude bro i've just had a rebirth man really you feel
and i have other
things i want to say i want to say to jules oh wow are you done with me there's
so much i can say
no i just want to say thank you not only that i just think that um your wife is
a superb it's like
a superb human yeah like she was made you know almost perfectly yes yeah you
both were thank you
and i think that you come from great stock bobby no i really your parents dude
i don't know much
about him yeah even your og dad yeah i'm sure he was crazy and violent and
whatnot yeah yeah but i'm
sure that he is just um too legitimately one too legit to quit one of the
greatest yeah yeah well can
i say something about you please you are by far my favorite comedian thank you
sorry my favorite
korean comedian okay i take that i you know what i take it and i mean that and
i think it's great name
another korean comedian that's as good as you ken jung shit yeah i didn't think
about but yeah
all right you know you're probably making this into a bit but i'm trying to be
sincere let me be
sincere all right you're one of the most talented people i've ever known in my
entire life appreciate
it i love you uh-huh i'm so happy that we're doing this show together yeah
there's only one problem
with this show what yeah he's rudy i know and um she's so spoiled and i told
you guys in the parking
lot she got a gift someone sent you an amazing gift and i don't know if you
deserve it and bobby
actually said don't give it to her yeah but can i just finish my thing or no oh
sorry yeah may i
yeah because i want to move on from it okay i do i want to say what my piece i
want to move on from
it before you say anything are you are you still smoking or no i've gone to
three a day it worked
it's working it's working yes it's working feels good i feel great i feel great
about life and i
feel good do you feel better genuinely i do and i feel like breathing let me
hear you breathe into
the mic feels great sounds good uh-huh um jules you know um if i had a daughter
i probably would
want you as my daughter i think that you are um what a great lady she um cleans
vomit cat vomit she
does yeah she does and you do it perfectly you she does she i love your
animation your anime um likes
anime a anime like you you've recommended me some i love them all yeah i think
that you're pure at heart
andreas you're um you're better looking than pu you uh you're better looking
than puyol
who's puyol he was a defense you know puyol yeah he's a defender for barcelona
puyol yeah i think that you're uh you move like uh uh iniesta
another another soccer player another soccer player i think that um when i
smell you i don't smell
you know nasty beans fancy beans i smell fancy beans i think you're a great guy
george if you're
listening you're one of my favorite people in the whole world world yeah i
really do and i'll tell
you why i'm doing this and i'll tell you why there's an explanation to all this
you know i'm telling
um you know i gotta sometimes i go on the gram i go on the gram yeah what was
on the gram and um
you know this guy just you know i don't you know i get a lot of um direct
messages you know and um
god you're such a massive cunt to santino that's the first sentence that came
out of it is that what
he said yeah god you're such a massive cunt to santino you have all these ball
gaggling sycophants
around you that validate your shitty behavior are you 50 fucking years old and
he leaves it at that
you're 49 48 48 yeah and you could it's not satire anymore dude it's just
bullying
and you know what usually i don't know this guy but you know i i went at first
i was in a rage
when i read it i threw the phone this fucking son of a bitch can i see it i
want to see his name sure
sure yeah i want to see his profile but don't say his name of course not no
need no need no need
yeah no need so no need but i want to see his profile yeah look at his profile
so i can thank
him no yeah so um and you know when i got that message i i did some introspection
yeah and i thought
to myself um this guy has a point um what a piece of shit i am and i need to be
better around the people
around me because the people around me love and they don't need my toxic
poisonous you know words
to hurt them and slash them down every day you know i need to be more uplifting
and so for the rest of
this podcast my friend i am going to approach it right as a christian i am
going to approach it
in the purest form i can i'm not going to degrade anybody okay i'm not going to
make fun of anybody
i'm just going to be mr positive okay and i think that that's going to be my
new route in life
i found a new path you know so um but okay let me let me ask two things one
this guy is a fan of you
obviously right sure and thank you for being one but he's obviously a fan i
love him so maybe he's
taking it too serious when we joke around with each other i appreciate the um
the notes and i
appreciate your criticism and i took it to heart thank you friend he took it to
heart yeah well i'll
say this i love you to death love you you're the greatest guy i've never met
this is not it's working
but can i tell you what you said can i say what you said after that no don't
read my response well
no you he said are you i don't read my response well he said are you 50 years
old yeah years old yeah
effing i say effing now yeah yeah i'm changing i don't use the f word yeah yeah
yeah uh and you said
48 yeah you just wrote 48 that's what i read it's not satire anymore dude it's
just bullying
i get unsubscribe yada yada yada what is he saying there oh he's gonna unsubscribe
from us yeah from
our show yeah huh he's defending me but he doesn't want to see us together
anymore yeah he just wanted
he wants to break it up he wants to break us up yeah no i i think that he just
doesn't find um
the way i approach the podcast is um positive and he thinks it's he later says
that whatever everything
i say is cringeworthy so um and i really took it to heart so i i don't want to
say cringeworthy
things and i want to change i'm getting too old to be combative and being i'm
just i feel like i'm
too mean this is positive i guess i want to be positive and i want to change my
stuff so um i think
this podcast is going to be completely just positive for me and i'm not going
to say anything negative
negative and i love the way you bobble your head it's cute i really do um i
have to say this that
i saw the documentary you recommended which one john and aliens john talks to
john tries to talk to
aliens how fun was that you didn't like it i mean um i wish i could get the 17
minutes back
it's 17 minutes it's hard to do this positive but this is what that guy was
talking about i know
i know this is what the guy's talking about so let me just uh the reason there's
a beautiful love
story i think the love is good you know it's another bad you know it's another
bad uh documentary
you shouldn't watch and i mean it what netflix is uh uh i am a murderer
released it's about a guy
that had a life sentence he needed 30 years and then texas overturned his death
sentence and he got
released and i'm thinking this is going to be good they introduced this woman
he goes to live with
this woman he calls mama and i think they're sleeping with each other yeah yeah
and i think right away
well i want to watch it so don't give it away i'm not gonna but i think right
away with this woman
yeah he goes to live with yeah what do you think he's gonna kill her i'm like
he's gotta kill her
or does he boink boink does he nothing fun nothing fun happens nothing nothing
happens it's not worth
watching no i texted netflix i emailed netflix i go what is what is can we go
back to john go back to
john yeah yeah um so um i defund it i'm watching it i go this is into very
interesting yeah this documentary
right and it's about a guy right who um it's like he was he was what you want
to know let's start with
uh let's start with he had a traumatic childhood yes and um he was i guess
beaten by his parents they
were drug addicts i think by everybody yeah yeah and his grandparents i love
grandparents like this by the
way so nice they go well um i'm gonna take you out of this toxic situation and
we're gonna raise
you ourselves yeah and then so at that point i think that's when i lost me and
he you know and then
john goes um um can i talk to aliens and they were like what do you mean kiddo
i just can i have a
half a million dollars so i can buy the equipment and they're like well we've
been saving all of our
lives yeah and then so they what they do is they they're sitting in their
living room and this piece
of shit starts building you know i mean you know he takes over the whole house
he takes over the
whole house building all this equipment to contact the aliens you know and i
just think that it would
have been a little better that if the grandparents said uh half a million
dollars and he goes yeah and
they said uh nasa we they do it they have it yeah but he wants to be no no no
no they have it they
talked to aliens they've been up there yeah but yeah in 1977 they launched the
voyager 2 which
reached what they all the planets it went circled all the planets not all the
planets that's insane
in our solar system yeah they went to venus they saw the all the off moons as
well they didn't go to
all of them yes they did they took they used the rotation of the my point is is
that can you name the
planets yeah mercury very good mother go ahead yeah i don't know that in order
but venus jupiter
saturn right yeah mars yeah um venus said that already what about serena
um uranus venus serena serena uranus urethra yeah venus and and um calabrese
williams top it up venus williams but anyway so um i would have said that i
would have no i would
have said that and then it's like and then you know he found another fatty that
he fucked hey hey
i love it i love it be positive i love the love i know you're right he found
the love of his life
he found the love of his life and they may not know that's it right you're
right you're right yeah i'm
trying to correct myself i know found the love of his life right and at the end
he um makes out with
him well they kiss because they're in love they love and uh you don't want to
see men kiss i love it
i love it i love it i love it and i was watching it and i turned to kalilah i
was blushing yeah yeah i
mean and i did a tremble you know i mean i think it was a love tremble okay it
wasn't negative what
did kalilah say she goes oh and i went oh like that but you know what i think
that was a love um
gurgle i think the problem was because they both have big heavy beards yeah
anyway so good luck to
them yeah good luck and thank you so much um all that equipment by the way that
all the money they
spent is now in a warehouse it's in a ware