Name: Brotherly Love With Steebee | Ep 33 | Bad Friends
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Brotherly Love With Steebee | Ep 33 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, for another episode of Bad Friends.
I'm your co-host, Stevie Weeby.
No, you have the red hair.
Oh, I'm your co-host, Andrew Santino.
Yeah.
Thanks for coming.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks for watching.
We have a lot of things to discuss today.
Yeah.
Thanks for having me.
What are we talking about?
All kinds of different things.
Warzone.
Yeah, yeah.
What else?
The series Kingdom on Netflix.
Yes, we're going to talk about that in detail.
We're going to talk about all kinds of stuff because I haven't, you know,
really seen you.
Have you watched the show before?
What show?
The Bad Friends show?
Yeah.
Well, glimpses of it.
You've never seen a full one?
No, I have glimpses.
You're a fucking liar.
What do you mean?
I've seen like 40 minutes.
What I mean is I know you, dude.
I've seen it.
You don't know what the fuck this is.
It's great banter.
It's great banter.
There's chemistry between you and Santino.
I love you.
I love you too.
I know.
I know.
I showed up on time.
I was prompt.
I was prompt.
Okay.
What are you saying about me?
I didn't say anything about you.
I don't want to fight you.
I don't want to fight you.
Because this is...
I'm trying to...
No, just that's passive aggressive.
Just tell me what...
You showed up on time.
What is that saying about me?
That you didn't show up on time.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Why?
Well, according to George, you forgot your keys.
No, I can't find my keys.
Well, the thing about you, because I'm your brother and I've known you my whole
life, you, as far
as an organization and stuff, you just misplace things all the time.
Yeah.
Correct.
And you...
Correct.
The thing about him is his mind's on a hundred different things all at once.
That's what smart people do, right?
Not all of them.
Oh.
But you are smart.
You're creative and brilliant in your own way.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
That feels good.
It's just the opposite.
You don't have a hundred things on your mind.
Bob, you have so little things on your mind, you just misplace stuff because
you're
not paying attention to anything.
You're not over-consumed with stuff.
You focus on one thing at a time, so the other things just go by the wayside.
You lose your keys because you don't think about keys or care or people that
are overly
organized think about too many things at once and they panic.
You think about war zone, boom, at one time and that's it.
Then you think about going to get cigarettes, boom.
You don't organize your brain that way.
I like the better, a hundred things better.
I have so many things in my mind.
I think that's more true to it than what you're saying.
Because I, you think that, you think that when I'm playing war zone, the only
thing I'm
thinking about is war zone?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
You've gotten damn good.
You've got, he's gotten damn good at war zone.
I'm so proud.
What about you?
I'm so proud.
When you make those plays, dude.
Oh, he makes me cry.
Woo.
I know.
This guy, man.
He made me cry.
Remember the other night?
I got a collateral.
No, not that night.
I got a collateral.
I know you got a collateral.
But remember when I took my, I came in right from the gulag.
Yeah.
I only had a handgun.
Oh, that was money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I, remember I landed.
So he comes back from the gulag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he just jumps on a dude.
Oh, this dude had his loadout.
So like just to reference what a loadout, it's the best weapons that he, you
know, he got.
I mean, he was battling a guy with his top weapons.
My brother had a little, uh, squirt pistol.
Yeah.
A little, little squirt pistol.
Yeah, yeah.
And my brother just got on him, boom, boom, elbowed him, boom, boom, and shot
him all in the, like, face.
Yeah.
And then you started crying.
I was so proud.
I know, but why did you start crying?
I didn't cry at my, I was just, it was one of those moments.
You know what it reminded me of?
When I was younger, I used to watch his wrestling matches.
It was in the, it was in the Poway High gym.
Yeah.
And there was, there was his, he had a, he had an opponent from, uh, Monta Vista.
Yeah.
And this guy, he was, this guy he wrestled was a Samoan just stud.
Yeah.
But he was little.
No, he was buff.
Yeah, but I'm a little, he has to be my weight class.
And so I remember they went out of bounds.
And when they went back in the middle, this Samoan guy did a Bruce Lee, like,
it was like the, the last scene in Karate Kid where, you know, versus Daniel
versus Johnny.
Yeah.
And my brother blew him a kiss, went, and just.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then what did I do?
He blew him a kiss.
Yeah, yeah.
Got in on a double leg, picked the guy up and slammed him and beat him.
And I was, I was a kid watching on, like, I was on the side of the mat, just,
my eyes were watering, like, oh, that was my brother.
What weight class were you in, Bob?
That was 105.
105.
I have a similar story for him.
You know what made me, you know what made me proud?
This is simple.
Don't talk about state.
No, it's state.
Okay.
It's state.
Please don't talk about state.
So my brother's ranked, like, number two in the, in the state, right?
Number two in the state.
At what?
In wrestling.
No.
Yes.
Ranked number, CIF champ, everything.
Wow.
Yeah.
And then, so, you know, the state championship is in Stockton, California.
From San Diego, that's a 10-hour drive, right?
Forever.
I take the minivan, my dad's minivan.
I drive all the way up there, right?
And I remember one match.
My God, he wrestled a guy that he beat probably 20 times, you know, in the past.
Just completely destroyed.
Right.
And my brother got so nervous that this guy that my brother beat 20 times
picked my brother
up, slammed my brother in his head.
My brother laid there on the mat, blood all over his face.
And my brother's crying with snot bubbles and blood in his face, right?
And he loses and he gets kicked out of state.
And then I got back in the minivan and I drove home.
That's it.
Thanks for having me.
No, no, no.
Put your thing back down.
Did that not happen?
I was thinking, I was hoping you would bring up my CIF win.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I did win county three years in a row.
Andrew, I won county.
I won San Diego section three years.
He was amazing.
So I was hoping you'd bring that story up.
Oh, I didn't know which one you wanted to say.
But thanks for bringing up the reason why I started drugs and alcohol.
Steve, how come you didn't wrestle in college?
Because I was so depressed and distraught after the state tournament.
I was in such a deep depression because of failure and remorse that...
Because of the story that Bobby just told you?
Yeah, because of the story that my brother just said on this huge platform.
That, you know, I was getting letters from colleges, Andrew.
You know, Cornell hollered at...
I mean, I remember getting a letter...
Cornell?
Cornell sent a letter, like, my sophomore year.
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
And I just...
I was done.
I was...
So what happened?
My brother was a Christian.
My brother was like...
Do you ever see the movie Seven?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
He was Kevin Spacey's character.
Okay?
He would clip out, right?
He would take a Bible, clip out verses, and then paste it on the walls.
No, I didn't clip them from the Bible itself.
I would write passages from the Bible on poster boards.
There's a difference.
All right.
There's a difference.
I think you're...
There's a difference.
That's creepier.
Okay.
And so you walked in this room, it was like just this neon fucking cross on the
wall.
You know what I mean?
A single bed.
I mean, just creepy shit, right?
Yeah.
And my brother would like, you know, come on, Bob.
Pray with me.
All the time.
Oh, dude.
I was warped.
What are you laughing at, Andrew?
Yeah, he goes...
I was warped.
Warped.
Pray with me, dude.
Let's talk about...
Until...
I mean, I was warped until that night.
I almost got possessed by like 15...
Spirits.
Yeah, yeah.
He got possessed by 15 spirits.
Wait a minute.
Time out.
Hold on.
When you say you were warped from religion, what did that have to do with you
not end up
going to college to wrestle?
Because I'll tell you what happened, okay?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
So here he is, straight-A student, born-again Christian, right?
Never done anything wrong in his life.
The day after he got back from state, he became a...
Blunts.
One time.
Blunts.
He became a fucking drug addict.
Forties and blunts.
Just...
I wanted to just cash out.
Yeah, I was just...
I wanted to exit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And then when did you...
Is that when you announced religion?
The kid...
Remember Michael Colomar?
The kid from Rosemead that beat me?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He...
I ended up going to Arizona State.
This kid ended up wrestling at Arizona State.
He was their main 118 pounder.
Yeah.
So it was kind of like my past followed me.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, what were the odds of that?
Did you ever party with that guy or hang out with him at all?
No.
I saw him at a chicken wing place once, and I was on a...
I was playing a game, and he...
I was nervous because he'd walk by me, and I was...
I was playing this karate...
I was playing some game, and I was doing really bad, and I felt like I was
failing at that,
too.
And I was sweating.
I was just...
And I was just waiting for my chicken.
Chicken wings.
And he'd be there, like, staring at me, like, just like...
Yeah, yeah.
Kind of like, kind of like, I beat you back then, and you're horrible at this
video game
as well.
Yeah, yeah.
And also, look at where you are in life.
He's probably looking at you.
I don't care.
I like my life.
I love it.
I have my own platform.
I do some music.
No, no, not then.
Not now.
Oh, what do you mean?
Then?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're killing it now.
I was at the dorms.
I was at the dorms, just with the homies, just skateboarding around campus.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Steve.
Yeah.
Steve, will you tell me one of the prayers that you made Bobby say with you
when you were
little boys?
I just remember one of the songs.
Yeah, sing the song.
Let's hear it.
Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power, and love.
Our God is an awesome God.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, love.
Our God is an awesome God.
Yeah.
We drink the blood of little men.
Our God is an awesome God.
We kill people and we keep their secrets.
Our God is an awesome God.
Steve, Steve, did you ever, did Arizona State, because you know we're both ASUers.
I know.
That blew my mind when I found that out.
That blew my mind when finding out you and Brody weren't there.
So it shouldn't, it shouldn't.
But Steve, did you ever try to walk on?
Because they had walk-on trials.
Yeah, well, there's one instance where I met their 105 pounder.
I mean, the lowest weight, there's 118, 125, but there's this little phenom.
He was their freestyle world team member or Sunkist Kids member that wrestled
with the main team.
I don't know how I met him, but I mentioned in passing, like, I used to wrestle
at blah, blah, blah.
And he goes, well, I need a workout partner.
So I didn't have shoes or nothing.
I mean, I met him at the, you know, I mean, I'm out of shape.
I'm smoking Newports.
I just showed up.
And, dude, I put, you know, and I was, I haven't wrestled in years, but I ended
up taking the guy down quite a few times.
Like, I still was taking the guy down.
Yeah.
And I remember one of the guys, one of the Olympians, Tim Vanny, was there
watching.
Yeah.
And then, but then that was, like, the last kind of.
Would you tell Tim Vanny to go, well, good skills, kid, or what?
Yeah, he didn't say anything.
He was just kind of, it was kind of like, remember how, like, you and Byron
Scott would have, like, a wrestle-off and just Toretto was there?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like that.
It was 