Name: Santino Hits Bobby and Rudy’s Birthday! | Ep 39 | Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2020-11-09T17:00:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Santino Hits Bobby and Rudy’s Birthday! | Ep 39 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-11-09. Transcript available.

Santino Hits Bobby and Rudy’s Birthday! | Ep 39 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends welcome back to bad what's up
welcome to bad
bad friends welcome back to bad friends what's up how is everyone how's
everyone doing are you okay
well i had to disinfect the inside of the mask yeah and now it's really like
chemically and we
guys we got sent these masks and uh they're giving me a full-on panic attack
yeah yeah well um
you know when you make the slits as slantier than my slanty slits i think it's
pretty accurate i think
it's pretty dead on they slanted them out i think the accuracy is right on the
money i can i only have
half vision i had half vision before but now i have like are my eyes okay no
your your eye hole isn't in
the eyes i don't know what you're doing where's my eyes is this my nose yeah my
eyes are in the right
place you are you can see me yeah so you're fine oh can you see me i can barely
i can totally see you
you can yeah just look through the mouth you could you look through the mouth
if you can't see much
all right i'm taking this off it's creeping me out it's creeping me out so much
it is it's like
looking at you with that is grossing me and creeping me out oh you're just
crazy
yeah all right thank you oh for the masks yo bad friends welcome back thank you
so much for
the masks uh gianna and keenan very cool of them gianna and keenan guys it it's
dead on almost fear
fuel masks at really nice at fear fuel masks oh so it's a it's a it's a company
that makes masks yeah
fear fuel masks so you could just send in your photo and they'll make masks i
hope so i don't know they
just did that for us as a gift i think they don't know how they got my fucking
cheeks right
just just the right amount of sugar and spice and everything nice no i'm just
saying honestly
how from a photo can you get the cheeks uh because i think i think you have a
very specific type of
cheek they're i'm treading lightly here yeah well well it's just very specific
your type of cheek yeah
your well it's your cheeks kind of they look like um uh bow you know um bow bow
yeah you know bow
the food yeah it looks like yeah it has the same kind of uh uh perfect little
plumpness to it
where i know there's some liquid in there there might be some meat yeah but i
do know that there's
liquid inside of there yeah you're a little dumpling your face is dumpling
cheeks pull up your mask
yeah this is my mask yeah yeah i don't understand how they got you know what i
have sugar in my
hair yeah you know what rat leather is rat leather yes is it what your mom is
it what your mom
uses to make your clothes when you were a kid no rat leather is similar to the
stankiness of um your
mom's vagina okay i mean you started with my you started with my mom you always
say me you really
hurt me this now no i didn't yeah you did you hit my eye you always say
disgusting stuff about my mom
you just attacked my mom i knew when you said rat leather you were coming after
my mom i knew it
no your skin but then you turned into a mom fight and then all of a sudden i
had to go there
i'm sorry i have to win okay i'm sorry why do you why do you you guys why do
you make us resort to
violence all the time because you people don't understand no why do you why do
you resort to
violence i had to throw this at you because the mom stuff it's enough i love
your mom bobby i do
bobby she's my favorite bobby you know what if i ever see your mom you know bobby
you know what i'm gonna
do bobby i'm gonna buy her candles whoa it's so fucking cuz i'm gonna buy your
candles yeah i'm
waiting okay i'm gonna buy her a burke burke williams right she doesn't go to
that spa gift
certificate fine but they have one in chicago no i'm sure they do yeah i'll get
her one okay i'm gonna
get her a 500 pass okay so they do the seaweed wrap right steam all that stuff
yeah yeah yeah and then
i'm gonna say i'm gonna send her to um are you gonna get violent no you're not
gonna get violent no
i'm gonna stay i'm gonna also uh have her go um a day trip into the stables
horse no horseback horseback do you want to you want to see your head busted
open for real
are you i'm fucking i yeah but i'll do it because i'll do it okay forget the stables
the horseback
riding okay why do you get so angry about that i didn't sleep last night i didn't
either that well
i had nightmares why all night long why vince vaughn was in my nightmare i love
him i'm not kidding
big fan he was chasing me he does that he was chasing me and yelling at me yeah
all i really wanted to do
was start this episode on a good foot with the masks we did and say thank you
and also today yeah
is rudy's birthday
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
thank you how old are you 19. oh
oh
no we did it oh man all right so hold on do you i don't know do you guys make
wishes in the philippines
yeah okay do you blow out your candles and do the same thing yeah philippines
all right so um i don't
know i don't know what they do over there i don't know if they hit a squirrel
for good luck i don't know
all right so close your eyes and make a nice wish that you really really mean
yeah okay okay we're
gonna look the other way because we don't want to jinx it go ahead but wait
wait wait wait wait one
second before yeah before you make what you do yeah if you don't blow out all
the candles candles in one
try i can't i can't do that i'm telling you right now the wish doesn't come
through yeah no george
will die oh don't blow them all out yeah yeah yeah george will will will die if
you can't blow
them out in one swift then george dies and you don't get your wish yeah oh wait
what if that's
her wish that could be a wish whoa all right all right all right dude that's
heavy shit so either
way i guess it's a win-win yeah so ready okay
oh damn it what did you wish for what'd you wish for um anime don't tell us
that ruined you can't tell you ask me yes but you never you never tell that's
the rule yeah it wasn't
it wasn't the right wish so it's fine all right all right wait let's okay what
was the fake wish then
for anime stuff yeah well tito andrew and bobby no just me i got you a gift and
bobby here no bobby
had not bobby had literally nothing to do with this and you know it and you
know it and you know it
probably had nothing to do with it and you know it thank you well who's on the
cover of the package
show the camera show your camera who's on the cover rude hunter hunter hunter
you still like them
right i sound like an uncle oh yeah you still like those guys right uh if the
bow is too tight we can
scissors it we can just cut that oh there it is all right so what's inside the
bag i'm excited
what is it what do we got a few gifts a few gifts start off with hunter hunter
face mask wow that's
cool very cool very cool very cool and hasoka's on there and then what is that
are they numchucks it's
funny she never knows how to get close to the mic but she'll hit it with all
the stuff to make it loud
what is this bobby guess numchucks which is a good guess yeah chopsticks it
could be even better
guess oh a scroll a scroll that's cool show the camera so they can so the
hunter hunter hunter hunter
it's like a i don't know what do you call that a little banner i figured you
could hang it up right
there we could hang it up at your desk yeah yeah maybe over george's face and
then last but not least
i got you two oh thank you so so no you know wait so so there's two of those
the redheaded one looks
like me and then who's the other guy do you know these guys are from the
volleyball show what's it
called yeah i know i knew that when i ordered it you did you order it or did
you go to tokyo town today
i went to i went to tokyo town today and it's unbelievable i went to little tokyo
today and i was
me and my wife were so excited to get you gifts today and the anime store was
so fun andrew
bob it is so annoying that i ordered that shit three weeks ago yeah online and
then you're
fucking claiming it shout out to the anime store downtown how cool is that jules
you know that jules
you know that he did not go to fucking japan town today i think he did yeah i
definitely did i
went to tokyo i went to little tokyo today unbelievable you and by the way i
forgot how good the food is
down the like what did you get down there what do you think i got down there
ramen sushi oh sushi and
rum did you go to what hummus no hummus good though they were closed oh pandy
the door doors were
closed i was i don't understand what like half of the restaurants were open and
half weren't open
yeah really kind of broke my heart yeah but anyway so what are the names of
those two guys because i
don't i don't even know this is kagiyama tell her to kagiyama yeah and then and
this is hinata you just
listen honestly you're 19 now yeah happy birthday right i think that you know
when you were 18 i thought
you know i'm not gonna really um be so hard on her yeah in terms of just doing
simple things right like
talking to a mic right right right but i think 19 is enough i think that's a
cut off so see the listen
okay yeah look at my finger okay your mouth should be in this distance yeah
right on it right on it
okay all right so tell us who it is yeah this one is kagiyama he's the setter
uh-huh for the volleyball
is he your favorite who's your favorite this one oh the one that looks like me
kageyama let me pull up
kageyama again wait there's a little stand for him it sits upright in the
little thing you don't have to do it
right now but you see how there's a plastic thing yeah and then so that's kageyama
and who's the
other man hinata hinata and what is he on the team he's the middle blocker oh
that's what i was yeah
so that's looks like me and andrew um yeah in in the show um the asian one the
one with the dark hair
they're all asian the red-headed one is asian too i've got i've got way more
flavor than you
know dude yeah really i ran my uh i ran my uh 21 and me or three whatever it is
40 48 and me yeah 89
me 69 and me yeah guess what what 16 irish i'm barely irish i thought i was a
lot
12 percent nigerian six percent korean 48 moldovian
i'm korean dude you're not korean i am i'll show you the 86 and me no i'll
prove it a korean person's
penis isn't translucent it's the same size as a korean person's penis i know
but yours is like
the those it's a jellyfish it's glow you can see right through it some some
people like it because
then you can see what's going on inside i don't need to know i don't need to be
in science class when
i'm stuck your dick you know what i mean i want all that stuff sheathed yeah
you want a sheathed yeah
yeah i got it so hi so happy birthday rude thank you yes yes well i'm happy
that you like i i actually
you know what i said to the to the girl there what this is actually annoying i
asked the guy i said hey
i'm looking i said for my niece i said i'm looking for my niece for a gift she
loves hunter hunter
and and then she loves uh hisoka and and the the guy there goes oh i don't
think we have any hisoka
stuff left and then the girl says oh your niece loves hisoka yeah and then she
shows me those things
then she goes does she like what's the volleyball show hiq does she like hiq i
go you bet she does
no idea was praying i was like i was like please be please like hiq yeah and
then she said which which
of the five figures the five main people do you like or six main people do you
like yeah and i picked
the redhead because of me and the other one because he looks a little bit like
you right and the girl
goes oh those are very popular characters so we picked right the other guys
aren't as popular right huh
yeah but i still love them you like them anyway who's your honestly is your
favorite one in there or no
he's my favorite that guy is the redheaded one yeah it's crazy it's amazing
that's amazing it's
crazy um so happy birthday rude thank you back to you for real i didn't sleep
last night and i
know you haven't been