Name: Living Someone's Dream and Chris Rock Hates Us! | Ep 43 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Living Someone's Dream and Chris Rock Hates Us! | Ep 43 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-07. Transcript available.

Living Someone's Dream and Chris Rock Hates Us! | Ep 43 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
oh you two are something we're bad friends hello jeremiah hi frank hello tanga
tanga the kid
hello patrice patrice bumbleunga baby area what were you doing in the car why
were you late
because i was reading tweets so you know people think not true people think
what was he doing
in the car rudy he was popping his pimple i was reading tweets and you still
have the pimple thing
on your nose let me see tweets and i know you know i haven't seen you in a
while and this is not a
really good way to start you know it's you know it's hello how are you how is
hawaii did you say
hello how are you to me let's not fight again listen that last episode where we're
fighting
it's really it's good oh it's what volatile it was one of the best episodes we
ever made it doesn't
matter it's volatile and let's start out the right way ready yeah hey bob see
it's not organic it
doesn't work because i'm absorbing it you know what the problem with america is
oh god why we're divided
we don't absorb hellos what are you talking about we we need to start absorbing
hello so when somebody
says hello right our immediate response is hello back right because it's
conditioned to do that we're
conditioned to do that well someone goes right so when you say hello i absorb
it hey bob hello
now what you're not hearing is this
you're not hearing that but it's happening say hello to me well let's well let's
do it again okay
you see it first okay let it absorb all right go ahead hello bob
hello andrew how was hawaii baby boy oh it was great you know it's fun
why it's a fun little island um i spent just but first of all my hotel room i i'm
it was almost as if like you know a rock band stayed there because you
destroyed it yeah what did
you do it just the maids i had to give them an extra 50. every day because i
don't have it cleaned
every day i like i let four days pass so wait you leave fifty dollars for every
few days yeah and then
still they they're very hesitant of cleaning it yo that's crazy it's insane i
have like
like sunflower seeds on the wall because you're flicking in bed from bed no
from my little
my little world zone chair oh right everything's sticky they have to throw out
that chair you know
that what they have to throw out all that furniture they do right that's so sad
it's just like blood
calm everything blood come everything and they they bring a hazmat to come in
yeah i'm pretty nasty dude
bobby lee was in this room yeah and i do it fast i can make things messy real
fast how many did you
order do you order extra towels and pillows every day oh it's also food i didn't
go to a restaurant
not once no but isn't hawaii pretty safe right isn't hawaii safe right now
because they quarantine
they quarantine way too safe did you go to the beach bro when i got there when
i got there dude
they almost didn't let me in the island what do you mean i was on the island i
was on the island
i was at the airport but they wouldn't let me like come on because you're korean
no that's silly talk
well no hawaii i don't know do they like you guys they love korea because they're
mostly japanese
people isn't it no that's just japanese who else is there the whites are there
yeah okay no what
because i didn't fill out the um you have to fill out all this paperwork right
and i never did it did
you have to do that when you came back to la i heard there's a paper at lax
that people have to
fill out no i didn't no no no no no let me through they recognize me
let's be honest from what i'll be late from what uh what do you think people
recognize you from i've
i did a um national el pollo local commercial i did i know a national el pollo
local commercial i've um
done i was in that um show that nick rutherford did on um what's that called
love no nick rutherford
has a show on uh what's that cartoon network on adult swim adult swim dream
core yeah was it cool
dream corp i have one line on that what was the line tricky ricky is here
perfect yeah i'd give you
the gig again and i didn't even i memorized that eight months ago i still have
it did anybody recognize
you from bad friends in hawaii did anybody say i love bad friends they do yeah
and it's funny because
it's obviously you know i'm walking around hawaii with a mask on right so
obviously you know when
asians don't have masks on it's hard to tell well people get scared when they
don't when they see
i'm more comfortable when asians have masks but with the mask on we're like you
know we it's very
we're hard to recognize sure but for some reason my voice people recognize well
yeah bob it's a deep
fucked up voice right it's deep for a korean guy i guess yeah yeah you sound it
sounds guttural yeah
yeah i go excuse me bad friends nice that's the only word i use a little korean
guy we were shooting
downtown a little korean guy sprinted up to me no one of the background guys
why does he have to be
little he was very small because what was it a boy well i couldn't hear him at
first i had to grab
my picked him up off the ground yeah yeah and i had to get him up at eye line
what do you go boss boss
hey are you are you andrew boss the plane the plane no and he said uh he ran up
to me and he says bad
friends bad friends my my favorite show say hi to bob please and i said of
course of course he was
like so wide-eyed and happy so he says hi i don't know what's his name
something kim i guess i don't
like it uh memorize the name wong park yeah yeah i don't know do you get
recognized often well i don't
go anywhere anymore i know but i mean even before though no no no no like what
how many times a day
one maybe and how does it make you feel it was i don't know it depends on the
scenario if i'm if i'm
like at a restaurant just wanting to eat and pass the time and talking to
somebody i i you know it is
what it is i'd rather just keep going but do you remember the first time you
got recognized
uh maybe yeah yes yes no i do think i do of course you do yeah the first thing
yeah of course
and then what happened it felt incredible it does at first right yeah it
changes you yeah it does change
you wait wait wait this is very uncomfortable to talk about well it's just
weird it's weird to talk
about but i'd like to talk about it well hold on so what happened well i got i
got recognized the
first thing i did was punked and i got recognized for you got recognized from
punk well because we
did promo for jimmy kimmel and i went on jimmy kimmel and i climbed on his desk
in a speedo and um
and uh uh guillermo tased me i'm gonna speedo and guillermo tased me and justin
bieber was on so
it was just a big viewed episode or a big viewed you know yeah jimmy kimmel
episode and like three or four
days later i was walking on third or mel or third or beverly one of those where
all the restaurants
are and a kid goes i saw you i saw you naked on kimmel yeah and i was like i
was in a speedo and
he was like yeah it was gross that was funny and i was like oh thanks and then
it made me sad about
that i was gross because my body was gross on kimmel and then i thought well i
gotta get in shape and i
that literally was like part of the impetus oh really 100 oh wow because i saw
the photos and it
was like my little penis is in the little speedo my little tiny penis a little
penis yes and my doughy
midsection was spilling over the speedo and i was like oh that's how people
before people see you
before you see yourself on tv you don't know how bad a shape you might be in
and then once you see
what you look like on tv then you go eyes in a mirror yeah but you don't really
know until you see
it amongst other people on tv yeah i know how up my body well you've always had
a bad
body though whoa you never were in shape you've always had a bad body i know
but it's been good
for me yeah no it works no it feels normal to me though it sure yeah i don't
feel like oh i'm
jiggly i can i can hardly walk you well do you jiggle at all when you walk i
wobble yeah you well
i don't jiggle that's why we call it weeble wobble yeah but i do wobble the
fuck out of things
you're kind of like one of those punching bags you know they they they wobble
back and forth do you ever
get recognized rudy no never no it's gonna happen though just wait the first
time so i did the um
tonight show in 70 oh earlier okay i thought it was one of the original with
carson i mean you're 50
you could have done you literally could have done couldn't have how how not
carson did it until the
70s late on the 80s no he went to the 80s you just couldn't have yeah you could
have stand up i couldn't
have i couldn't have yeah because you were busy yeah yeah yeah yeah you were
losing it yeah
2000 you just rattled me shut up 2001. no don't do that either let me let me
absorb it okay ready
absorb it when did you do the tonight show bob sometime in 2000 and um not in
the 70s it was leno
not carson yeah and um so i did it and then two weeks later never got
recognized but two weeks later
i was at the panic and coffee shop in la jolla because i was doing la jolla at
the comedy store
and the panic and is a place i used to work panicking yeah it's a coffee shop
in la jolla i
used to do the morning shifts you have to wake up five in the morning it's
where i ground up the
cockroaches oh right yeah yeah and i remember so now i'm back at the panic and
you know after doing
the tonight show and no one's recognized it's fine i wasn't thinking about it
right and a young lady
and her mother was at a table and i'm just drinking my coffee and i have my
legs crossed like this
you're right and i think you could smoke at that time so i was smoking and she
goes excuse me i go yes
and she goes did you do the tonight show a couple weeks ago as a stand-up i go
yes i did she goes it was pretty good that's good pretty good is good it fucked
me up for like six
months why pretty good is a terrible no it's pretty good what did you want her
to say it was really
good but it wasn't i know i know so that's what i was thinking about like what
i could have done
better but to me when you do a set yeah yeah when somebody says it was pretty
good you don't feel
good well when someone says it's the set is pretty good when you after you've
just done a live show
that means it's really bad when somebody goes pretty good oh so it so time it's
like wine time
i see yeah it's it's settled a little bit also television is way different than
live so when
somebody goes that tv set was pretty good it's probably pretty good when
somebody says sees you
live and go hey i i if i don't like the band creed why i just don't right yeah
but if i saw the lead
singer walking down i'd be like i love you guys why just because i wanted to
feel good i would ignore
him no i would just keep moving i go i love that all your albums i hate them
but i would say it to
make them feel good if i've seen comics right what if you just don't say
anything at all comics not do
well at all right name right no no stop it all right but one of them name one
or i've seen like
um i don't want to hurt his feelings but do it no i'm not i'm not gonna do it
um i'm gonna give me
the initials let me know let me think of a good one that's that wouldn't be
hurt
or i've seen whitney have an okay set right like not so good yes one time she
had an okay set
not so good afterwards i said oh that was amazing why did you do that just to
make her feel better
chris rock chris rock watched me go up in the or yeah uh do you have your have
you ever been there
when rock is there late like sometimes rock will he stays the hotel next door
and he'll just walk in
late and he'll just watch late sets i saw this car get towed once from the club
yeah he parked right
in front of the club and while he was on stage they towed they towed him oh my
god and then when he got
off all right i'm the one that had to tell him oh no yeah and he did not look
good was this recently
or when you were working way back in the 