Name: Judge Rudy's Court | Ep 44 | Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2020-12-14T17:00:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Judge Rudy's Court | Ep 44 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Judge Rudy's Court | Ep 44 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-14. Transcript available.

Judge Rudy's Court | Ep 44 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots
white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends are we ready to go you guys we are
okay we are
we are we are we are we are ready to go we are ready to go see i was i've been
watching that
show queen's gambit oh and he he looks like both george and him look like
people that should be in
that show george looks like the creepy guy that tries to have sex with her at
the beginning right
right right right right and also um what's his name andreas andreas
andreas looks like a guy that like you know he's at the booth signing people in
and he's questioning
her like you know i mean like is our our girls even allowed to play chess yeah
right yeah and then
he gets his ass kicked he's that he has that kind of like yeah you know i mean
who do you guys think
you are in the show do you think you're somebody else george that's who you are
i'm the suave guy
is there a suave debonair guy no there's not a suave debonair you're not suave
you're not suave at
all george you're greasy dude you're clumsy you're super clumsy you're a used
car salesman you are a
used car salesman that's what you are george a used car salesman but what what
what what dealership
by the way oh not even used shit cars yeah like old like they're not 80 years
from now junkyard
in the future junkyard priuses from now he'll be selling
you're a junkyard car dealer george and and and andres is um andres is uh the
guy who plays fast
chess really well fast chess really well no you're not i i play fast chess you're
the guy in 20 moves
she beat you yeah and then you the next episode you you you're the guy that
says yeah i just decided
to um become an engineer right like you quit because of the heat yeah 100 what
a great show though it's
phenomenal are you finished i'm on episode eight love it yeah i don't know
exactly what happens um
the uh didn't you finish rude yeah i did she did so good it really is a well
done show so wait are
you watching it by yourself or you guys are watching it together with kalilah
okay she's already seen it
yeah so we're just kind of re-watching it but what a good show did you watch it
are you watching it
again no no you're over it once is enough i can't watch a show more i know
people that do that all
the time they're like i'm re-watching the office from the start i'm like well i've
seen i've seen
every disaster movie probably a thousand times like i've seen volcano oh yeah
probably 200 times i've
seen um deep impact a thousand times what about twister that's not i'm not i
don't know it's a good
movie though it's okay really yeah i think the graphics aren't as good yeah
well of the time it
was very pretty good what was that what was the worst what's the worst movie
that you've watched
multiple times and you don't know why the core the core yeah what is that i don't
know what that is
so the core is a and you the core is a disaster movie yeah right and so you
know so in when you when
you think of disaster movies you think what meteor right right let's say
tsunami there's some sort of
tsunami the world ending the world ending right or some sort of thing right so
they're they came out
of they came um they ran out of ideas hollywood so they went what do we do what
do we do and so they
so this one is um the core of the earth it just stopped spinning what yeah like
the world ceases
to spin no just the core you know the molten the metallic you know i mean it's
it just stopped
spinning and then and then gravity dissipates and then the solar winds come and
destroy the earth
so the only way they can so the only way they can save right is to get to the
core of the earth
right and get it to spin again what yeah so they create a ship to go into the
middle and they have
great actors hillary swank what aaron eckhart when did this come out i don't
know 12 years ago
maybe who else um wait wait wait stanley tucci spoiler alert spoiler alert how
do they get it to spin
what was their duh you gotta gotta go to the center of the earth and run as
fast as you can around it
then you release um hussein bolt what is his name saddam hussein bolt no what's
his name hussein
bolt yeah hussein bolt yeah have him run yeah right right no no they put um
michael phelps
mike no they put little nuclear charges and detonate it so it would so it would
create an inertia to keep
yeah to create a inertia right it didn't work it does that what a bad this is
such a bad movie i know
but it worked that's what i love about it fancy you you laughed because you've
seen this movie
i i have yeah and did you like it it's a bad movie but i enjoyed it like would
you watch it again like
but like bobe has seen it more than once yeah i know the director too so it's a
what does he do now industrial film for southwest airlines no he's a he's a
postmates driver
no he's a pretty cool guy what does he do now he does tv shows what kind of
yeah yeah which one
what kind he was doing the board yes oh that's a really good show that's a good
show we take
shut up you fucking shut up george you car sale you yeah if you want a prius a
thousand years
from now then we'll yeah we'll call you we'll give you a ring fucking piece of
shit let's get let's
give a shout out right now to my pup cub i brought cubs cubby to the universe
because why i brought
cubby because i got a facetime call from kalilah and you three nights ago yeah
and the argument that
was going on inside of your house was what go ahead what do you mean you had an
argument that i don't
love my dog no no no that's not what the argument was that's what she said i i
understand that but
see now i have to share my worldview when it comes to white people and their
dogs okay go ahead i don't
want to share that because it's going to cause anger but between who
controversy between me and the
whites the whites don't like you we took a vote the whites i've been down many
white vaginas we like
you okay you can make fun of us go ahead it's not making fun of it's just
something that i you think
whites aren't good with animals no that's not what i'm saying what it's a you
remember the fucking lady
jane whatever when lived in the jungles and lived with the monkeys jane goodall
yeah yeah jane goodall
yeah so i know they love them so what is it yeah but it's like we love them too
much no is okay do you
ever want to see the movie signs with the water what no i'm like chamelon's
movie yeah yeah the water
wasn't it water that killed them oh yeah aliens yeah yeah it was like the worst
you can't just say
water right you can because everyone remembers that was the worst plot they
were like and it and it all
it is is water that hurts them it's like what that's what fucking m night chamelot
came swing away
right the baseball bat thing amazing movie it was so good andres help fancy
help i really like this
movie yeah i think the movie is amazing it was the one of the worst movies he
made because you don't
what no it's not it's yes it's the one it's it's a sleeper it's the what were
you gonna say it's the
one the sixth sense is i think the one no i think that signs is his best movie
and then six cents a
second you're fucking insane it's such a good fucking movie bobby you're doing
this just to argue with
i swear to god i fucking love signs you think that's better than the six cents
100 the only
thing that's the sign that six cents had that was great was the greatest plot
twist 20 colette
you're so annoying you never saw that coming you never saw the plot twist
coming yeah the surprise
but dude that's the whole thing but i didn't but my when my brother and i watch
signs right i'm not
kidding you dude my brother and i held each other's hand yeah right at the end
of the movie and we
started shaking right and we look you know how you you cry in a movie right
sure you can't really
see the tears until you lock eyes and the glare of the fucking screen hits my
fucking tears yeah and i
saw my brother's tears and we looked at each other and we we started shaking
and then we burst into
laughter because it looked ridiculous that we were crying at the same time and
then we my brother and i
remember us walking down the street yeah for like two hours going is that the
best movie we've ever
seen so yeah no way yeah because i'll tell you why i like the movie and this is
okay it's fancy
is six cents better than signs or sign yes thank you i didn't think think so
but can i have my own
opinion no yes you know i'll tell you i'll tell you why i also i like it all
right okay and this is the
thing it like the movie right it's it's like because my brother this is gonna
sound so dumb and i want to
dive into this but i'm going to right please just defend myself right but
because my brother and i
right i don't even speak for my brother i'll speak for myself all right that i
believe in some weird
thing which is a higher power i believe in higher power too because of my but
it's because of my
your 12 steps i know i'm not dumb i know but but what i believe is is that um
this is what i believe
is that i believe that everything happens for a reason there are no coincidences
right and it's like there have been too many things in my own personal life and
i'll give you
an examples right if i can give you real deep examples of why i believe right
that i'm taking
care of you know i mean and i don't believe in jesus i just believe that when i
see a coincidence i
think that it's like something that was meant to be right sure so that's what
the movie is about
yes right so the switch for me of i didn't know that the little cups of water
around the living
room that the little girl leaves around all the time that you know i mean that
that was all meant
to be to kill the aliens right and they the kid had asthma right yeah so that
the poison doesn't go
what what you if you ever seen signs it you could yourself he's right that's
true he's right yeah no
no you're right if you haven't seen signs by now yeah yeah i can jump off a
roof thank you yeah right
so all those little things when it happened at the end yes in retrospect it's
cheesy beyond all right
but at the time right my brother and i went oh that's why the water right and
then now right and
then you know and then the mom being cling to the tree the car hit the mom it
was insane dying right
right and she goes swing away meryl swing right and that's why she said it and
he grabbed the thing
so all that stuff at the time when i was watching it it hit me because it i
related to it it seems like
they just inserted a bunch of stuff that like he you know what it seems like
that that sixth sense was
such a banger was such a banger and they were like dude you got your sophomore
albums gotta be as
good as the freshman one yeah and he just like compiled a bunch of weird dumb
tropes like and
the boy has asthma and the aliens killed him it was like he was just it was the
third movie by the
way whatever it was just bad unbreakable was great unbreakable was good okay
did you like
the village love the village okay loved it we're on the outside most people
hated it fancy b i like it
about that too okay because people hate the village did you see the village no
no she doesn't watch
anything the village people hated but i was like why i think this is great one
thing about signs is
now let's go back to the dog thing okay right yeah is and when i when my
brother and i saw it i remember
thinking to myself yeah that's that's about right why i saw this scene why when
they were all so the
aliens are attacking yeah right and you know now um mel gibson joaquin and the
two kids are in the house
they boarded everything up right and then they go oh we forgot the dog that was
outside by the barn
and then they could hear the aliens killing the dog and in my head is like i
thought that's about right
because in our home right i leave jewels out first before the animals well yeah
but that no see but
that's right you're right that's that's ridiculous people are gonna ge