Name: Great White Sharks Eat Fat Koreans | Ep 47 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Great White Sharks Eat Fat Koreans | Ep 47 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-01-11. Transcript available.

Great White Sharks Eat Fat Koreans | Ep 47 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
oh you two are something we're bad friends happy 20 have we started yeah we can
no we can start
whenever you want we can um happy 2020 21. 2020 21 21. i've been i honestly
since the new year i've
been a little lost man what do you mean i've just been in a daze bro i just don't
know there's nothing
going on yeah but oh did you think everything was going to change just no i
didn't think it was
nothing's going on everyone's doing that thing where they thought 2021 was
going to like be a
remarkable difference it's the same it's the we're in the we're still in 2020
same yeah yeah we're in
20 20. yeah nothing changed this is uh august of 2020. yeah i thought to
something would change even
within myself you didn't have any any moments of reflection and change well the
one thing that's
changed is that i've been pressing in the button of my you know so when i when
i'm in war zone
no i'm being real i know when i i don't know for some reason i'm pressing in
the button with my thumb
because and when i when i'm trying to shoot i press in with my button and i do
a swing like a punch yeah
so it's like when people are shooting me right instead of shooting i've been
doing a punch right and
so people have been watching me die that way oh because then they kill then
they shoot you and
kill you i'm done yeah so and it looks sometimes it looks like i'm dancing so
my brother goes the
other night he goes why are you dancing bro showing off your moves and i was
dancing like this and then
i died yeah yeah so that that's happened you feel like you're uh you feel like
you lost some of your
skill some good movies i saw the call on netflix you see that korean movie no
oh you'd love it bro
the call yeah and then i saw that movie run on hulu do you see that one no oh
bro the run was so
good what is the run the run is that i forgot the actress's name she's very
good though and it's like
she she has a daughter and his daughter her daughter is um she's in a
wheelchair she's
she's got problems you know what i mean oh no no no don't do that what happened
well i i don't
want to give away don't give it away because they always get so mad when we
give stuff away but what
i realized what i realized is is that the the actress in the wheelchair in the
wheelchair is an
actual handicapped person and that's nice and you know what now they're casting
it that way so it's like
now you know how daniel day lewis was in my left foot and he played the what is
it
you know a pianist what is that no you played the high keyboard no no he played
the um
the twisted guy the pretzel oh i don't know pretzelman pretzelman yeah that was
his character
he played the and now if they're gonna make that movie yeah they have to cast a
real guy
this is the never ending debate why what do you mean what if they can't find
someone good enough
that fit that does the thing if there's three guys and they're just gonna pick
the one the best of
the three people but okay okay so how about this can uh can uh can someone can
someone who's not gay
play a gay role so or never again well i don't think so anymore but then then
can someone who is gay play not
gay oh that's interesting but yeah no right refuse well then if that's i refuse
right right you're
taking roles away from straight white males what yeah powerful sis but also but
also you know what
i mean though yeah but now it's like hey i want to can i audition for that
movie it's chinese
so why can't so then i can't do it see that's but i go look at my eyes yeah you
look chinese
oh come on everyone i talk to when i said when they go to your podcast with
that chinese guy
all right i never correct them i know i go my chinese bud right bob lee but i
can't even get into
ching chong you know what i mean no you could but i think some you've burned a
couple of asian bridges
no no no what are they called over there bridges called something different in
asia um over over
water road bridge bridge bridge bridge yeah i don't know man but it's so it's
so but like um
yes of the lady like that's why like gary oldman can't be in tiptoes
you know tiptoes no what is tiptoes come on man what's tiptoes look up tiptoes
george have you seen this you can't do this role anymore no
okay push pause for a second wait a minute what's that girl's name is that is
that um
the british girl what's her name the british girl who's that actress isn't she
isn't she she looks
like uh i thought it was like gwyneth patro's mom who is that girl she looks i
hate that scene
because it's like who walks into a house full of small people yeah and makes a
face and goes oh yeah
yeah like you and i would pretend like you know inside ourselves like holy yeah
you're crumbling
yeah yeah what are we in the wizard of oz but outside of it outside you'd be
used to be like
everything was normal yeah you have to go into everything that's like uh i you
do that now when
you see someone with a thing and you can't you're not allowed to do anything
about it you don't make a
fucking sitcom face you know what i mean yeah and get angry or like or or disgusted
i want to watch
tiptoes keep going we're like let's push it all right you couldn't prepare us
hey mom by the way you
couldn't prepare us for this by the way we're coming in here there are a bunch
of dwarves in here by the way you
would have to say that if i if you yeah why yeah that's that's it why wouldn't
they she would have
said something they would have already said it yeah yeah hey by the way my
whole family is lps yeah
just fyi there's a bunch of small people that don't make a face but you're not
going to say that right
before you walk in you say that way long time ago in the car ride when you
first said you're getting
the car ride you're coming to meet my parents i'm picking your parents i'm i'm
picking my parents up
okay that's it's kalilah's fucking kalilah's fucking family by the way a bunch
of little filipinos would that'd be
then i would then i would go oh no i would go don't laugh yeah yeah but i would
my parents
but i know so if i picked you up i'd be like you can't we can't go in there no
yeah yeah because
you're gonna laugh why i go they're dwarves and you're gonna be like i'm
comfortable dwarves
they're filipino dwarves and you're gonna go okay i'm gonna lose it
dude that's not that girl who's that girl on the left i don't give a who that
lady is
i know but i'm stuck on her face now i'm stuck on her face tiptoes cast tiptoes
peter dinklage
gary oldman yeah kate beckensdale the british woman that's who i thought that
was that's kate
beckensdale oh you mean i thought to go to the right you were talking about no
oh that girl oh i
like her yeah she's great but i knew like the underworld she's underworld yeah
she's looked like
that since she was that age yeah you've seen what she looks like now underworld
look at this
this is what 2003 yeah yeah can we finish the trailer before you go back please
please let's
finish it sorry i didn't know you want me later okay
okay stop for a second push pause all right she said would it be that big of a
deal what a gamble
you know what i mean because it's like you know matthew mcconnie is like one of
the most handsome
guys yeah so it's like either you know i'm having a baby you know there's midges
in his you know
bloodline bloodline yeah but he's so handsome he could go 50 50. but what you
could get a handsome
midget oh that's true you could get a very handsome midget so there's three
things that could happen
who's the most handsome you can get an ugly midget yeah a handsome midget or
really handsome
regular okay well what if you this would be funny if he got an ugly regular a
full-size hideous
that would be good kate beckensdale and him have like the ugliest man on right
like yeah who's a
regular size guy like steve buscemi that was in a fire yeah we're like the
tooth comes out of the
skin you know yeah yeah like it's got one of these balcony teeth yeah yeah it
could be this
this could be this could have gone the other way is that jeff foxworthy there's
pete yeah
discriminate against us oh there's a there's a little people couple that lives
in my neighborhood
and i see them at the bar i used to see them when we would when life was open
yeah and uh and they
can drink you you think that you're like little person they're you know uh
their livers have to be
also tiny yeah you know no they can drink they can drink drink drink yeah but
where do they put it
all i know i'm just saying though that like they have to be might still have
little livers they
have little livers they might die earlier they do yeah they might die earlier
because of the drinking
yeah oh yeah well rest in peace i don't know if i'll see those guys ever again
does anybody believe matthew mcconaughey look they got one they so their baby
is an lp yeah
wow i know it's incredible the cast like this is stacked it's stacked
why would they do this i don't know why would they do that movie the script can't
be good
no the first thing you read you'd be like it's offensive this is crazy yeah it's
just straight
up offensive but 2003 but that's that's long enough ago where yeah dude it's it's
not it's one
of those situations where his agent gary oldman's agent said listen man you
could win oscar right
he's like really yeah if you can pull this off yeah and then once they attached
him it was over all
you have to do is like yeah forget the script gary oldman's playing the guy
yeah you could get an
oscar out of it and then like everyone was like i'll do it that's why that's
how they have one name
yeah you sync one name yeah and everyone else was like okay yeah it's not like
they got kate
beckinsale first no they got like well i know but who's playing the little one
was dinklage famous by
then not really right no i can't find tiptoes i can find it's like that movie
um
i think what happened is somebody it's one of those situations where you know
how um robert
de nairo apparently i heard that he bought the rights to frankenstein yeah so
no one else would
uh yes yeah i think a lot of big stars they just buy it find like a movie that's
so embarrassing
and they figure out how to how to just get a hold of it yeah yeah like who do
you think bought that
gary he doesn't have the money who doesn't matthew mcconaughey so rich maybe he
could have
bought it and been like you're not gonna show that not when my book's coming
out yeah hey guys uh
talking about little people i think you guys have a call uh with the giant from
uh new year's oh
yeah this is great what you remember remember the guy from with gigantism yeah
from new year's yeah
he we're gonna we're got we're gonna get him on the phone i have so many
questions i have one
i have one okay i'm nervous don't be nervous oh this just disconnected hello
hello hey there hello
i don't know what's up guys bob look at that he's got to be able to see you
right there just
say hi move over so he can see you right there no right there right here look
yeah there you go
there you go what's up what's up dog what's up buddy hey so so say your name
fill in the blanks
give us give us all your story um i'm alex i'm from nashville i'm 29 um i'm
also a giant
quite literally i have gigantism or acromegaly as it's called um and lost about
206 pounds as of
today you know when you said that when you said that blew me away it blew us
away and congratulations
you lost me i'm 200 pounds you lost me you lost a whole knee let me ask you
something um i've never
met a giant before and um i didn't even know where you're coming on today so i'm
just coming up with
these questions but um if i was a giant hunter yeah okay yeah and you were in
the woods and you took a
shit would i be able to identify your shit as you know what i mean yeah as your
specific jake with
gigantic i mean it'd be pretty hard that it's between logs or um bears right oh
right yeah yeah
how tall how tall are you i'm six foot seven six 