Name: Bobby and Andrew Take Down Wall Street | Ep 50 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby and Andrew Take Down Wall Street | Ep 50 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-02-01. Transcript available.

Bobby and Andrew Take Down Wall Street | Ep 50 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends you know me koreans
came up to me and
said what dude bad friends are bobby lee is like my idol man i'm a leader trust
me i know she doesn't
respect me right right disgusting what i wanted to retell you right now is i'm
a leader of group
recognize all right recognize all right and if there was a war god bless it be
not happen god
bless not happen right god bless it be not happen right you would be in big
trouble all right time
i'm gonna tell you another thing young lady tell her you're this is you're not
gonna believe this
this is against you you're not gonna believe this you're gonna believe so we
get in the car right
to drive here today and she goes get the bobby i go what she goes if and they're
not wearing a mask
right i'm gonna say something i was wearing a mask i understand that i
understand that and look you
were because right i don't right yeah yeah yeah she got i go what are you gonna
do she got i i've had
enough so i have enough you have enough i have enough i had enough you have it
up to here i didn't say
that i'm gonna confront he goes i'm gonna confront him you're gonna confront me
you're gonna confront
andrew she could yeah he better be wearing a mask while i come around you know
what oh yeah do it
now i didn't say that yeah you did yeah you did i didn't why don't you confront
me right now do the
confront come on come front me right now yeah yeah i didn't say that okay so if
you wasn't wearing
a mask right you weren't gonna say anything because you promised the lady no i
would wait for you to
say it what you coward coward oh yeah coward coward yeah i wouldn't wait for
you to say it yeah and
that's why the japanese took over their island right i wait i wait for the u.s
to help us
you're weak you couldn't even confront me right now it's unbelievable what she
says around the house
you know what i mean like i'm gonna get here i'm gonna say something what yeah
yeah and it's and it's like
what yeah it's a lot no yeah dude i'm so mad at you yeah i know i know and you
know what yeah yeah
to think that i brought you a gift today oh my god to think i brought you a
gift oh another knife
look at this yeah yeah look at the size of this nice one yeah you want to play
with it is it real
yeah it's real will i cut myself yeah oh my god it's sharp it's real yeah dude
this is a knife knife
yeah yeah let's see no i don't want to well this is a nice table yeah here you
go rudy and you know
what but you know what can i tell you something yeah you don't get to keep it i
didn't say no you
know what yeah you know what bob yeah i'm not gonna give that to her she doesn't
get that knife you know
what rudy she doesn't get anything from now on here yeah yeah this one you get
that one what is that
it's another knife okay get her that one you get a little baby knife baby knife
you can have both i love
you here here take both yeah take both you freak yeah psycho but she says all
this stuff and it's
like you know i go one day why don't you just say something i love you and she's
like and she's always
like i will one day i confront them so you're finally going to confront me rudy
did you get any amc
stock or gamestop stock no do you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah did you
no but uh how much how
many she didn't buy like five grand she want five grand worth worth yeah no of
i don't know what yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah she put in five thousand dollars but there's weeks ago but
stocks are only worth
a couple hundred now right a piece yeah yeah what is it at right now what's gamestop
at right now
well this morning was at 325. wow yeah i think it's so cool what they're doing
i am but bury them
yeah all these hedge fund people have been making so much money and they don't
do anything i'm on their
side why what you're on the suit i like richies i like the rich but but you
like don't don't you
like rich people that get rich from doing something cool or talented these
people didn't do anything i
know i just feel like they they they know these loopholes and little things
that they do right to
make themselves money but that's not cool no and and what's up about it is and
then you know the common
man like us right we find out about it right yeah and then they try to us they
did they did they are
fucking us i know they're stopping every you know george bought a lot what did
he buy he bought you
bought gamestop and amc i'm getting amc this afternoon i bought gamestop there
oh are you gonna
buy any i'm thinking about it but then i'm like i i feel like i'm i feel like i'm
behind this is you
know what this looks like you and me go to the casino if you and me went to the
casino in vegas
yeah we'd lose a hundred grand well i've done it that's what i'm saying i don't
win at those
things i don't i'm a loser gambling doesn't work for us no i could get like um
like blackjack right
i could get two two kings yeah king king king king and still lose ace king yeah
yeah he wins every
time every time every single time yeah now i can't i gambling is for me
gambling is um i'll do it for
fun yeah but i'm not i don't think about i'm gonna win money yeah that's gay
they're full-time gambling
andreas no for you right yeah i i always have a inside information actually do
you guys want to
know how much uh you can you guess how much on the ground works that people don't
know about that you
andrew and i can buy in this is going to be a new segment called andres is on
the ground yeah yeah
andres on the ground finance advice finance advice already that's a yeah i'm
not convinced i'm not
i just saw a matador in my head pull a finance advice andres finance advice
yeah yeah do you need
advice but instead of a matador it's like a little bulldog by the way what an
appropriate metaphor for
the bull for wall street running past a little a little meme of of andres the
bull of wall street
running through a red and him going andres or sunday finance advice what is it
what is it what's your
advice bobby would you buy a chipotle stock or would you go with something like
moderna oh he's saying
what's more popular oh if we were gambling right now okay i see what he said
modern modern modern
or chipotle modern is a medical yeah they're pharmaceutical the one who's
coming out with the
vaccine yeah they're making oh yeah um i would go with chipotle i think i'd
also go with chipotle
because i feel like moderna goes up and down all the time chipotle is probably
on a steady rise yeah
how much do you think it's worth i would say chipotle stock is worth three or
four hundred dollars
three hundred and sixty dollars and what about moderna modern is up in the
thousands i bet
probably like twelve to fifteen hundred well no that laugh though he's so condescending
it's so
condescending and so gross could you imagine doing that to a client what a
piece of i come into his
office and he's like you're here for finance advice yeah plus he has the
internet in front of him yeah i
know yeah he's looking at it at the internet going and me and my husband me and
my husband bobby we
walk into your office and and i say you know we've never done this before and
bob's interested and
getting in the market right that's why you guys are here thank you for coming
well thank you for having
us but we were just curious we're looking to spend a little bit of money and we
think maybe in chipotle is
that how much is chipotle we're thinking chipotle because we love the
restaurant we go there every
friday it's the best after my after work right after he gets off work and what
i get is i get a burrito
yeah a burrito yeah a little burrito and i get a burrito bowl because i'm
watching my cows exactly
and i you know for me you know i like the cows at friday night's my uh my uh
cal night that's when he
let's lose yeah so how much is chipotle stock 1200 oh holy shit wow a little
bit of rich for our blood
how much is moderna moderna 173 dollars whoa maybe we should buy moderna yeah
yeah yeah but what are
1200 for chipotle yeah you know my girlfriend in high school but her wait her
this is crazy my
girlfriend in high school when mcdonald's used to own chipotle her family
someone in her family
worked at chipotle and they had the unlimited card do you ever seen the
platinum card or whatever
george pull up the card it's like the unlimited burrito card back when mcdonald's
used to own them
they'd they'd give you these cards these lifetime burrito cards as many as you
want for the rest of
your life a lifetime burrito card and we would go and friends could use it
unlimited no there was no limit
count yeah that's it yeah a lifetime of burritos yeah i don't eat there did you
hear the spain did
you hear the spain he goes wow i know i know do you eat there no no no no i don't
eat there in high
school i ate it all the time yeah because how you you eat there don't you chipotle
i tried it twice
you don't like it i like it what what's your favorite mexican food restaurant
restaurant
terry's uh terry's yeah you go to terry's i mean i like it yeah it's good i
love it i go to i go to
um this place called el micho khan oh i love it and micho khan so good and she
goes like this she
goes whenever she sees me she goes hey i go hi and she goes do you want the
same thing oh i love
when they do that i know i love because when we go to terry's they all love me
okay they yell from the
back hey it's the best and they always give me extra guacamole oh dude i get
extra everything
you see could they use like a little ice cream scooper yeah right so i get two
scoops yeah it's
the best yeah and that's so nice they don't give her extra they don't nothing
because you don't
deserve it yeah yeah no and you laugh but you don't deserve it you laugh and
you don't deserve it but
you know what also i love is any mexican place that has the carrot thing the
pickled carrot oh my god i
love those are the best everyone should have that why don't more restaurants do
that well because i think
they take time to pick they do they that's that's homemade mexican yeah that's
real mexican if you don't have a
salsa bar i'm not going in not going yeah i'm not going i love like the
different kinds oh you gotta
have the green one salsa you gotta have the green one and then you have the
chunko chunk chunko the
chunko sauce yeah yeah yeah because they get you and then you gotta have the
brown which is usually a
chipotle ish or or a um the bright red a bright red is what i like is that what
i like yeah yeah it's like
something out of satan's you know what i mean yeah it gets you moving it really
does yeah i like the i
like a bar yeah i need i need a salsa and condiments bar i don't like salad
bars though well they're
disgusting yeah it's like you know um do people not know how to use sunflower
seeds it's like somebody
takes the sunflower just goes right you just scoop it i'm gonna put it on
myself no i'm gonna put it
everywhere fuck it right and then it's like um listen all right name it one
thing russian dressing
thousand island pick pick one pick because i don't want to get confused here
baby yeah yeah pick one yeah
and by the way yeah didn't we off the russians years ago yeah okay i don't want
it fuck russians
yeah fuck the russians man we're calling it thousand thousand island from now
on because thousand
island sounds cool it's a thousand island but it is they are different they're
very different yeah
they're very different they have different ingredients what's the difference
what's the difference
russian dressing uh thousand island i think has um uh uh not is it relish that's
it this is like
something green in it what is the difference one of them has well don't say
that you know and
no there is a difference and then go into an explanation where you don't taste
different i
don't know what it is there is a difference in terms of ingredient no i think
the ingredients are
almost the exact same there's one thi