Name: Are We Really Friends? | Ep 65 | Bad Friends w/ Erik Griffin
Uploaded: 2021-05-17T16:00:33.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are We Really Friends? | Ep 65 | Bad Friends w/ Erik Griffin' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-05-17. Transcript available.

Are We Really Friends? | Ep 65 | Bad Friends w/ Erik Griffin

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
well you two are something we're bad friends i missed you man did you i think
so whatever
bob no no i i honestly i think so just stop just stop wait wait stop before you
came in here dude
before you came here i was talking to the guys and i got in juliana could rudy
can attest to it
is this true i'm going internal okay you know i'm going internal you seem
different yeah i'm going
internal and what i'm trying to do it took you to 50 to try to be a good person
49 this is cool 49
all right i'm going internal and i'm trying to um not be such a bully not to be
um i joke aggressively
and i'm trying to joke from a place of insecurity but go ahead
i'm gonna let that no you know what i'm gonna let that slide what yeah because
you know my my
my old self would have fought back my old self would have been like i disagree
or whatever
you're right can i take the difference already the last time i came here yeah
the first thing you said
when you came in is you insulted me yeah you insulted me and you were attacking
me yeah this time you
said hey you look good and it was hard for you to say i could tell it was hard
but that was you making
an effort and i appreciate it it's it was so hard yeah i know i could tell it
was like it was like
they asked me to um speak at like the rnc convention right and you gotta be pro-trump
and you gotta say
the speech yeah it's like it just goes against everything that i believe in but
i'll do it if
they paid you you'd do it no they would i wouldn't okay like you know what
maybe you're right
maybe maybe you're right dude no i'm not arguing i'm not arguing maybe you're
right i mean you did
the dictator you know what i mean okay okay you know what i mean you know what
it is i'm just testing
you i want to see if i can make you crack yeah you're not gonna make me crap
today i agree you can
come back i agree with you man are we gonna call this like uh are we gonna call
this like uh you know
toenail clipper brothers so we could very good do you do you feel a sense of
betrayal from steve no
not at all listen yeah not at all i tweeted about them i'm happy i mean i think
they're a good
combination yeah they're both insane you know what i mean no they're not saying
they're both the same
kind of person yeah yeah you know i agree they're um i don't want to say it i'm
gonna say it what you're
not gonna say just say it no i don't want to say it it's a safe space it's my
brother
yeah you've said worse yeah yeah you think because it's your brother that's
they have the
same kind of insecurities yes i agree is what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah
and them together they
can just feed off each other and also they feel comfortable with each other
because yeah i know
you look so good man are they they try i i i'm i'm happy you look good i said i
know i just i don't
believe you so i'm just like whatever i'm trying dude i'm down 40 pounds and
body fat you looks good you
look good thank you okay thank you let's start then ah this is so great you're
not gonna yeah let me
just say something and i want to be i want to be very you're asian bro no i
want to say something
normally i would say you're so asian normally i would say you have a big fat
black head and that
wouldn't fit on it right oh so i like how he said it anyway no i wouldn't i don't
know what i said that
but what i'm saying let me finish right i'm just saying that they made that too
small yeah yeah yeah yeah
hey welcome to bad friends give eric griffin a round of applause he's here
you know what i wanted to do i wanted to come here one time and do like and
call it no friends
are we i mean let's let's and i would be here like no one's there and it's just
me being that's
no one's there be no friends you know like we almost called our podcast riffing
without griffin
which is by the way hilarious i laughed so hard when i saw that if we would
have called it that would
you've been angry well first of all you wouldn't have called it i know because
your ego wouldn't
have allowed to just have griffin in the name without you yeah but it would
have been i think
it would have been hurtful no at the time though at i'm okay my tone my tone i
get at the time though
right you i had promised you because remember you and i went to atc i know
brother we drove to atc
before andrew was even in the mix and we met with al magical can i tell you
something this is the only
reason why i was upset that was it it was because you weren't up front with me
we already went over
this but i'm just saying all these things i keep hearing about this is like i
am not i you guys are
still my friends you think i don't i'm mad at you or something like that no i
don't care um like
i don't really care but my point i know but here's what i want to i want to get
to the point of
uh-huh right um and that's and that was my honest thing um i want to just get
to the point i want to
be my energies i want to get to the point where um i don't think that none of
us are real friends
why would you say that let me just think that's okay let's just let's go down
this path for a second
oh please please because at the here's you know first define how about this
before you're going on
this path yeah define what a friend is to you a friend is what i feel toward
kalilah oh no no no no
no no no no no i'm sorry no no no no aside from the sexual you know i mean
energy and and and and
the stuff right just in terms of like um uh i trust her with my money okay i
trust her with um
if i tell her a secret i i just know that she'll keep it uh-huh i trust her
with just certain things
that i would trust my brother with you know it's just like this deeper okay but
how did you get
understanding because um we just i don't know how we got there we just did time
that's how you got
for over longer i understand that so you're the only person on on the other
side of this that thinks
the way you think no i i because listen to this point of view though real quick
i'm listening now i just
wanted to hear what you thought a friend to us so now i get it so it's like
something so before okay
so you know we live our regular we were born you were born right and i was
hatched is that what you
want me to say or arrived from from you know what i mean there was a beam of
light you know from you
act like you're like a normal korean looking i am very normal what are you
talking about dude if you
didn't know me right and you put my face next to 50 other korean dudes you'd be
like oh yeah no you
look like like remember how the cabbage patch dolls looked remember how like
they had like a really
fat head and like a like the body you look like that it's like a compact
version of it's more of a
garbage pail kid yeah yeah yeah steve looks more like a korean like he whatever
what do i look like
then whatever gene got to you go ahead be mean i'm not being what do i look
like what do i look like
tell me what i look like i'm just saying we both came from the same planet okay
so don't act like
you're all cute all right thank you go ahead all right so um you look like i've
already heard on
like radio shows and whatever because people are sending me clips of you
talking about me for no
reason okay i apologize do you i do okay now go on with my please tell me why
you think we're not
friends no we are friends no no no you just said we weren't you said we're not
really friends did you
say that i'm going internal guys okay can i go internal go ahead right so um i
was thinking about
this it's like you know you're born you know you you're you grew up in you know
a town you did right
yeah okay and and um do you think i was like in a colony or some kind of thing
i don't know where
you're from man i don't know anything about you i'm from la all right so you're
from la yeah the
city yeah thank you so um and then you you know you have your neighborhood
friend you're you you have
to become friends with the people that are in your environment right not
necessarily but that's where
you start back in the day in we'd have no internet or anything so yeah right so
you you go to school
and you see i don't know how many people were in your class but i had like 300
people in my class you
started a neighborhood right your neighborhood first yeah yeah right right like
i had a buddy across the
street marius yeah buddy and you have like oliver that lives you know i mean
two streets right right
exactly frank and then like frank is into like you know i mean he eats tree
bark so you're like i
don't know about frank but oliver seems normal so then you just forced yeah
yeah yeah to be friends
with oliver right because there's no one else there's no one else right you don't
want to walk two or
three blocks your parents wouldn't even let you they wouldn't let you you're
just stuck with like
whoever's living there right and then you go to school i had about 300 people
in my class and then you
have this this is basically you know i mean a pool of people yeah and you go
which one those are your
facebook friends they're right there but because and then when you get older
you move out and the world
opens up right and then the internet obviously and then all of a sudden you
know you have then you
then you follow then you discover the thing that you're going to do for the
rest of your life okay you
know what i mean is stand up okay right for you uh-huh and then all of a sudden
you know you're amongst
a smaller group of people like you're back in school and then you're picking
amongst like
you know if i've met like at the commons how many regulars do you think we have
i don't know
let's say 200 right paid regulars okay you know some of them don't get spots it's
probably a thousand
yeah wow that's actually a good question to think about yeah it's i think there's
a regular at the
comedy store is like you know almost like a u.s president there's not that many
i know but there's
also like what are you googling they're not going to have that listed they're
going to have that
listed man well they might look at that paid regulars comedy store maybe they're
maybe there there's a
list i've never thought to even look at this paid regulars oh there you go oh
there is a list
wow oh my god what a stupid way to do the list yeah yeah yeah this is all the
way down go all the way
down all right so that that looks like about a thousand just count down and
across that looks
about a thousand names could be right yeah but i see like lenny schultz never
seen him yeah yeah
there's a lot of people on there if i'm not on there i'm gonna i just see i see
your name right
there bobby lee jody miller okay okay yeah karen haber bobby yeah but you got
like look at the list
harry basil yeah you know who he is yeah yeah harry yeah i love harry yeah yeah
but harry once
the last i've never seen him he's a club owner now yeah yeah and then you have
melrose larry green
don't know who that is you have kelly rogers have you heard of her the fat
doctor maybe we both
need to go to that guy that was i knew it you see him i was gonna i was gonna
count down i saw that
and i was like let me see how fast he was so quick it was like look out i said
i didn't even
get the finish he was like that's you unbelievable that's what they call you
you don't know that oh
bobby they call you the fat doctor okay okay anyway um all right take that off
please spanky hayes
yeah charlie hill yeah so most of these people we don't even know you know spanking
hayes no
oh i love spanky hayes all right spanky hayes is um a little i'm not being i'm
being real spanky
haze is this little black kid he's my height shaved head fat same body type
right and him and i back in
that we were open micers together and him and i wrote a movie back then it's
called it was called war
babies war babies yeah so basically we're brothers but we like how did you
betray him did you do the
movie instead with like a white guy you know when you laugh you look like 