Name: Rudy Gets Dengue Fever Feat. Erik Griffin | Ep 69 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Rudy Gets Dengue Fever Feat. Erik Griffin | Ep 69 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-14. Transcript available.

Rudy Gets Dengue Fever Feat. Erik Griffin | Ep 69 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends welcome back to bad friends baby are we
rolling
we are rolling huh we're rolling are we rolling rudy jules is here hello hey
everybody i have a
big fat liar yeah bob oh you're the worst let me start this off the way that he
had it on the show
here okay oh yeah welcome back to bad friends just pulled your dick out of here's
the real here's the
real bad friends welcome welcome back to good friends um we're here with rudy jules
is back
in town good friends me and eric griff are back baby wait we're going to be
good friends or we have
to be like best friends some sort of bathroom utensil brothers
how about we be like the toenail clipper cousins brush bros
whatever rudy where were you i can't hear you is her mic not on you went to hawaii
no her mic's not on
how much are you paying this chick hold on one second hold on so what what were
you guys doing
before i got here that this shit isn't ready to go 100 that's exactly correct
what's going on
george was sitting there in the seat but by the way george is back george is
sitting in the seat
doing nothing go ahead and test it out hello now we can hear this is like you
go it's like you go to
you get to the you know you board the plane and then they're like oh you know
what the wings
yeah sums up with the wings so we can't fly yet what were you doing yeah what
the fuck you guys
doing for the past i just i just came back from new york and they um it's so
funny because they they
they were like we have to clean and disinfect the plane we clean and disinfect
the plane before
everybody gets on it right they say that every time the plane parked people got
off within seconds
they boarded that bitch i was like they didn't know did you clean it did you
know there's a dude
like they're good they're good get on no it's like they're not clean they're
not cleaning they're
spraying some sort of like disinfected i've seen it yeah i feel like we're like
corn you know what i
mean because they just come on we're gonna grow grow ears and yeah man i think
that's the thing
and they're really adamant about like the the the filtrate the filtration
system and don't worry
oh yeah like yeah we're basically when you get on a plane you're basically
saying look
i may or may not get covid but i need to get where the fuck i'm going yes that
was the whole point
that's what this is about i know save this dog and pony show for someone there
was a woman who
there was a woman who complained about the middle seats not being open i talked
about this and
i was like you got in the you got in the on the tube with strangers you have
you're done
yeah no rights it's over yeah you can't complain about the middle seats this
was a month ago too
the middle seats are not are supposed to be blocked off she was like ma'am that's
as of the first
there's we're filling in all the seats now yeah she was like that wasn't on the
ticket data and she's
like ma'am you can leave you can get off yeah or you can go to atlanta yeah
what do you want to do
you know this is the same feeling i have about like people don't understand
that you have a social
contract yeah when you get on a plane yeah like so you're getting on the plane
with others
yeah so you don't get to act like this is your private jet bitch this is delta
okay and you got
other people on the plane i can't stand when people act like oh you know it's
like no no man
yeah i even feel the same way about like apartment living like when you're
living in an apartment yeah
you have a contract with these other people who live here there's going to be
noise there's going
to be people are going to be walking around coming and going we're going to be
coming and going yeah
the people that act like oh you're making too much noise hey go buy a go buy
six acres of land
someplace bitch and get out and get out get out when you're living here shut up
yeah shut up yeah i
couldn't agree more music up louder fuck you it's like three o'clock in the
afternoon or whatever it
is excuse me sir the music is loud yeah it's like you you're living with other
people right we're
basically all living in the same house right that's what an apartment is yeah
you know you can't complain
that's the problem you can't want once you live with other people you learn and
if you hate it that
much get out move far away even check this out too you live in a city you live
in one of the most
dense cities yeah what do you want me to do what's gonna happen there's noise
right imagine bill gates
and belinda gates rest in peace they live in like a 300 acre like mansion right
they literally could
live in the same house and never see each other and these motherfuckers still
was like i gotta get
away from you she was like in the other part of the estate there's servants and
there's robots and
you could be in your own area they don't exist she's in this mansion like this
i can't stand
imagine living like you know you're in a two-bedroom apartment in resita she's
she's uh she's putting
out the putting out the woodwork do you know about this she's got her lawyers
she's going in her lawyers
are trying to find they're like and there's photos of him with epstein and like
they're trying to clip
them every angle man how much money of his money does she need well here's the
trick with her she's
giving it all away do you have you seen this i didn't get a piece of it search
how much money
melinda gates has given away both have given away money i know but this is her
goal i think i think
she wants to take all of his shit just to give it away that's that's revenge
like like the oj people
yes bro yes she want to be in front of the courthouse burning his money
look at that uh well where is it it's just melinda gates though if you can see
what she's given she
has this big philanthropic need to give away all of his money and she said
her half that she got from him she's gonna give away like 80 of it she wants
all of it gone check
it out check it out oh right oh you're gonna give away 80 of 50 billion dollars
like go fuck yourself
man like she acts like it's like oh i'm putting myself out and i'm giving away
i'm only gonna have
like three billion left right like fuck off lady fuck off i want to see them
put it all into bitcoin
and then we'll see what happens i want to see the person that has only like ten
thousand dollars and
they go i'm giving all my money away to charity that means something yeah that
does you're right
you're right well what can you even do with all that money what you i mean you
have to give it away
the foundation spent five billion in 2019 on programs in the united states
around the world
excluding management costs from 94 to 18 they've given away 36 billion yeah
that's not what i was
looking for but anyway i do know she gave she's trying to give away all of his
money which i think
is a bad bitch move she's like fuck this dude i'm gonna bury him i'm gonna give
away all this money
my thing is like this what does she think the relationship was gonna be like
first of all he's
crazy nerd so she right right but he's got like all this money like you you
think he was gonna be
regular husband i got 50 billion dollars give me 50 billion dollars me and rachel
gonna have a whole
different relationship i give you 50 billion dollars you go rachel yeah rachel
who's rachel who's rachel
yeah no i'd still be with her but she would be like you know on the other side
of the and then
she'd leave you and take your half yeah that's what happened that's a rudy
where did you come back
from yeah you went to hawaii welcome back rudy hi hi you look tan do you miss
bobby no no no
no way i want to tell you about my bobby called me the other day when i was in
i was in new york i'll
tell you about i want i want to hear i want to hear about um i want to hear
about hawaii um did you
have fun yeah we went diving snorkeling and hiking yeah did you catch any fish
no we didn't you didn't
spear any fish weren't you guys uh wait hold on yeah in las vegas but not in
hawaii oh i thought
you did that in hawaii too hold on a second oh hold on a second can you tell me
about okay that all
that boring shit you just uh tell me the good stuff did you meet any dudes did
you like you know what's
what's happening look at her face look at her face what happened it was it was
like a pool boy that
was flirting with you it's a strict rule that it's a no dude pause and if she
did meet somebody she
knows she can't say it in front of me because papa santino doesn't put up with
that she's not
dating until she's 30. but i met 30 35 you're right what did you wait what'd
you say did you meet
somebody i was in the post office today to mail something you see what you've
done to her i know
she went to hawaii a beautiful setting couldn't meet a dude yeah at the post
office she met a guy
no but there was there was a guy and he was cute and then he asked me if i was
rudy really yeah and
did you what did you say yeah yeah and and then he said i was doing good in the
podcast okay and
i said bye she's a genius cut to them in the back of the room no no no she she
she is she knows she
says yes thank you leave me alone you should have made him pay for your
shipping what were you at the
post office for i was returning my dress from prom oh do we have pictures of
that no come on i have
i have pictures in my instagram of the dress oh you do who'd you go to prom
with myself like a boss
how was prom it was really fun what did you do what happened give me some prom
stories oh rudy
woo rudy looking shop dude look at that you in that dress that's fancy that's
cool it's like tie
yeah was it a theme to prom what was the no there was no theme really didn't we
used to do themes
yeah i feel like that was a thing well your thing was always like casino night
at your high school i'm
sure it was like and yours was in the 40s so that was just real for you old ass
bitch don't talk about
me uh when did you graduate high school again yours was no be for real when did
you graduate high
school prohibition it was like it's always a drunk thing yeah yeah they're like
that's not the
theme i'm like i graduated in 1990 yeah when were you born 2001 jesus christ
you could have two
families by the time she i know yeah i have yeah living in different states
they're like fly back
and forth right you're a traveling salesman yeah smoking on airplanes rudy you
look great that's such
a nice photo and you took yourself right yeah why did you not get asked yes and
i also didn't want
to be with a guy okay we have to go we can't let this go okay did you want to
go with a girl instead
no okay well you just said it like that don't know me like that you went i didn't
want to be with a
guy that sounded very literal it was about a guy you just didn't want to go
with somebody yeah i just
wanted to be with wait wait why why the guy that asked you what why you there's
no eye candy you could
have brought with you why is it going to be awkward because i don't know how to
like interact with them
what do you mean yes you do this is because of you people this is not me she
lives in bobby's house
she don't even know how to deal with because she thinks men are you and bobby
no imagine
no imagine that her example of men is you and bobby we're uncles we're her
uncles okay
she knows that's why she's at the post office like oh hey she was in hawaii and
couldn't find
nothing in the post office she was like maybe she doesn't want to find a dude
right rudy see she's
independent bro she doesn't need that because you've scared her that's right
bringing no boys around
this studio i guess it worked yeah but you know what rudy i think that's cool
that you went alone
that's a smart move eric went alone but that was that was not by choice that
was just because
ain't nobody gonna ask your ass you should okay i'm gonna bring that's not
pictures okay i want
to see it you got to see the da