Name: Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2021-06-28T16:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-06-28. Transcript available.

Free Britney & Koreans for Life! | Ep 71 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude and an asian dude
you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends uh the patriots playing something
something else yeah
but i didn't know that was your hometown club hometown club the clubs versus
the clubs what
year do you think this jersey's from 1919 1919 yeah yeah bob three 19s that's
actually really
close 1919 no seriously you're like you're a couple years off what is it 1917
1917 that's what i said
yeah you said 1919 and i can't wait for you and your family your family still
in town yeah they're
here oh the joy of it all did you see the minivan i was driving the joy of it
is it pleasure is it
pleasant pleasured is it pleasure is it pleasure to have my parents here for
how long have they been
here for over a week well we drove to northern california went to carmel we
drove we drove all
up there to see the wine country no with my wife family and look at the look at
how delicious this
cabernet tastes it's got a it's a scent of nutmeg and fig yeah yeah yeah and
then we're gonna drive
back and watch the big game at four yeah and then make and make bobo wake up
from the jet lag oh yeah
oh oh you oh you oh you oh you oh you i have to wake up and do stuff because i'm
a 50 year old man
you know a job 50 year old man a job let me see something about a job you're a
five zero when i was
working at a job can i finish my can i finish you got like 20 years left you
should be waking up early
enjoying the day listen when i old fuck jules let this be a lesson to you okay
when you have a job
she's not in the mood today she doesn't want to do any of it jules when you're
you have a job and it
starts at four usually right and you you they switch it around on you you too
will be a little upset
because because yeah but that's not what the job is let her that's not what the
job is jobs change
what times change this is not this different job this is the same job we do
this job at a certain
time right and no matter what happens a game or the family needs to go up north
and go to wine country
we don't switch it around oh we don't switch it around or when you go to hungary
for nine weeks
that's a job yeah if you were working this is the job if you were working at
four i'd be like fuck
yeah do it i am going to work time i am going to work family in a minivan i am
going to work game
yeah no one gives a shit about yeah i do that is my job to care about my team
yeah yeah that's not
your team it's my team is that the chicago yeah are they playing yeah i think
you said it's boston
versus la you don't hear anything i say it's boston versus la chicago cubs
versus dodgers the boston cubs
it's not the boston cubs we have good news here i don't want to hear it it's
not going to spring up
the photo chris de stefano had his baby but look what he brought his child into
the world wearing
a rudy bad friend sweater how awesome is that how many babies does he have that's
his second
biological child he has two girls he has how many kids does he have in the
house well three because
his he's got a boy from his his it's not that big of a deal is it three kids he
has them if it was
his first it would have been like you know this is huge this is huge it is why
this is a big deal
why because the baby well i should have said i shouldn't have said girl the
baby hasn't chosen
it's gender um and we're gonna let the baby decide so right now he's got a
genderless beautiful little
thing oh it's a big deal no no i should i should have texted the baby has a
reveal party let me text
him because i haven't coming up the baby gets to do a general reveal party that's
funny that's funny
i'll be honest with you like why don't you call him call him right now i'll be
honest with you yeah
i for some reason i don't care but i'm gonna call him you don't care that one
of our one of our like
closest friends just had a child and brought a child he's covered his friend
got me called but
you're right no no you're right he brought the friend no you know what you're
right you're actually
i still have a little issue but um i'm gonna you know what you want to see
acting look how handsome
this guy is great yeah i love him you want to see acting yeah i'm gonna see you
care you want to see
acting i want to see right here we go here's some acting excited hi hey i just
want to say man oh god
man i just it brings tears to my eyes that you're the baby is the baby healthy
the baby's healthy and
actually when she was born she looked like a like a small asian man so i asked
jazz a couple of
questions about her interactions with you and she said she's pretty certain you're
not the father yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah because i haven't been in the east coast in a while you
know so um i don't
think it's mine but my point though being is is that you know you having a baby
it's like me having
a baby it's like andrew having it's like a family baby and i just really
appreciate it and i'm
congratulations i mean it's a life-changing experience it is yeah no it is to
have two
little girls now um really just like reconfirms to me that i have gay sperm and
i'm accepting of it
well i think it would mean that you have athletic sperm not gay sperm well i
have at the very least
trans sperm yeah yeah i guess so is the baby genderless right well they
actually asked for the
you know it wasn't like this with delilah six years ago but they asked um on
the birth certificate
it said male female non-binary so we asked her and she kind of just vomited a
little bit so we took that
as not binary yeah yeah yeah yeah okay well good congratulations so we kind of
we're pretty clear
about what it is then we love you chrissy yes all right congratulations it's a
big deal and it's
it's great deal so uh congratulations from me and uh this is bob by the way and
um i love you and i'll
see you on the back side of things all right okay okay okay bye bye love you
okay okay he said trump
2024 is that he said um by the way this jersey is 1917 i just corrected i was
it's a big deal you
know i just uh it's a really big it was a year off it's a really big deal i
just wanted to i just
wanted to celebrate i wanted to celebrate um uh chris stefano's baby more
importantly is britney
spears is what we really want to talk about today big deal going on with britney
spears do you know
i mean it's like asking me if i know is asking me about megan markle and the
prince harry i know
i might i know it all you do well i'm vaguely familiar with it i'm not i don't
know much about
like i follow brit on instagram i follow her too i like her dance yeah i like
her dances i just like
her whole vibe you know she's trying to get out of her conservatorship and and
uh um what's the
guy's name downstairs what's the guy's name downstairs from where right here
what's his name downstairs
andreas the other guy pete pete yeah are you here he is yeah yeah i'm here yeah
i'm here yeah pete compiled some audio for us of b spears give it to us pete
let's hear
three days later after i said no to vegas my therapist sat me down in a room
and said he had a
million phone calls about how i was not cooperating in rehearsals and i haven't
been taking my medication
all of this was a false he uh he immediately the next day put me on lithium out
of nowhere he took
me off my normal meds i'd been on for five years and lithium is a very very
yeah what's with all the
text messages and all that stuff is that whoever recorded it yeah it's whoever
recorded it it's part
of the audio so so her therapist gave her lithium they're trying to try this
poor girl has been under
medication this is like slave though this is scary dude yeah that's scary they
enslaved their own kid
yeah i don't know what's going on in her mind well how could she doesn't know
she's been under the
influence right so i don't know the specific situations yeah that she's
involved i don't know
what happened for her the father to go all right that's enough i mean she
shaved her head with that
one time remember a long time ago yeah and she hit the car with the umbrella
yeah she went a little
crazy look you know what i mean why did she hit the car with the umbrella i don't
know so it's like
she didn't like i don't know what the specifics are yeah that's what i'm saying
i don't know the
details i don't know the details so it's like but i believe that one should be
free in america free
britney and she has you know her own money that she's earned she should have
full access but she
doesn't have access to it she should have access to of course but she does it
that's what's creepy
yeah get her the access to her money and if she is crazy and can't take care of
her i guess she's
gonna die oh man you know what i mean but just let her be free let her be free
this is free
britney let me hear some more of the stuff that she's saying once you see
someone whoever it is
in the conservatorship making money making them money and myself money and
working that whole that
whole statement right there the conservatorship should end there should be no i
shouldn't be
in a conservatorship if i can work and provide money and work for myself and
pay others it's totally
true you know what you know what i hear in that that's really strange you know
how they say when
they like um when somebody like makes it young or they like kind of manipulate
you when you're young
in the business and you kind of like remain a child forever kind of like michael
jackson yeah you
know he would talk with like this little baby yeah it's like she kind of has
that baby voice thing
and it's weird it's she's got that like it's like they trapped her into like i've
heard bring up the
photo of her from hit me one more time when they when they made her like the um
it was like a school
girl outfit remember this hit me baby one more time do you remember this yeah
the music video yeah but
i've like can i just say this but i know fifth year old women in la who talks
like that i know
because something's wrong no that's just the way they talk no something's wrong
do you think she's
hot there bob yeah i never i know was never into her 16. that's 16. so they
made her a sex symbol at
16 and then they trapped her and stole all her money do you think she'd be
stable now in her 30s be
impossible they made they made her a sex symbol for grown men and she was 16
and then they trapped
her and then stole all of her money of course she was going to turn out wonky
how could you fix that
they put pigtails on a 16 year old and made her out to be like a i don't know
mid to like someone in
her mid-20s like they made her a sex icon yeah i feel bad for her dude she's
that's crazy it's not as
if though she's like her dad was like you're gonna do this no matter what she's
like i want to do that
she wanted to be famous young people want to be famous that's why rudy is here
she wants to be
famous yeah but that situation really you don't want to be famous no yeah
yesterday she was like
um tita bambi can i take acting class no yeah and i go one car she goes i would
like to do it's a
method acting class you want to do method acting yeah i go like robert denaro
he's like yeah yeah yeah
look at her now you're acting like that that's actually good like like now that's
good that's very
good acting like that you're like so um i want the most expensive one with a
young hollywood and i go
really she goes and she strictly says i've been working on monologue oh you
have well she's been
working on monologues what monologue you've been working on yeah get her get
her a monologue get her
a monologue in a movie you've been working on monologues yeah she has been yeah
yeah bobby's
forcing me to do it no he's not oh yeah now you think this is the conservatorship
oh my god i see it
this is the conservatorship do the move do the move dance dance yeah you're
gonna do it and you're
taking method and you're taking improv and you're gonna make you're gonna be
the next star so get
her a monologue what's it what do you mean what's 