Name: Fancy is Back! | Ep 76 | Bad Friends
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy is Back! | Ep 76 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fancy is Back! | Ep 76 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-08-02. Transcript available.

Fancy is Back! | Ep 76 | Bad Friends

so hey guys we have some new merch new merch this merch is very special yeah it's
special to us and
it's gonna help somebody that we love so much and she's gonna she created a
little written a
little monologue a little monologue for to pitch it go ahead so go ahead please
no no no what the
please buy the merch so i can pay for college and i can go to parties look sad
look sad
say please buy i if you don't buy i don't have party and fun if you don't buy
then i can't go to parties
and i can't learn anything okay show the shorts show the shirt and show the
shorts rudy yeah go to go
to badfriendsmerch.com and buy that stuff for rudy jewels so she can um go to
parties and have fun
also uh i'm on tour andresantino.com i'm going everywhere everywhere andresantino.com
come see
these two idiots i was in a good mood coming here no i'm being real i was in a
really good mood coming
here where i was singing songs be free together every day be free together all
right and i was
singing these songs i was making up yeah and i come in here and as soon as you
opened your mouth
it was like i like how higher up you are in the chair now yeah you did this no
i didn't do it i
didn't do it pete did it because he said i'm just bobby's getting longer he's
getting wider this way
and shorter this way i think the more your belly grow yeah the lower you go to
the earth baby
let's do some of these comedy pete pete what the fuck man come on dude the
thing fell off the wall
again oh shit sorry sorry sorry sorry dude i asked him to screw oh my god where's
the remote
i thought the screws would work that we had i'm sorry no they did i said give
me give me one eighth
of an inch and then what did you get me i got the quarter inch yeah you got a
quarter inch dude it's not
even that hard to do pete no offense but but now now we have to be at home depot
in the middle of our
shoot i'll be better is that fancy no way no way fancy fancy get over here what
are you doing
oh hey guys what are you doing here fans well you guys fired me from the show
and i i fell on hard
times but i'm i'm working do you guys need any no we don't even yes we need
help at the show
get in the car get back to the show get in the car i don't get in the car say
goodbye to your friends
and get in i will do if you want my friend okay we can get him instead you want
me to get him
okay so i get in get in say goodbye hasta la wego
fans welcome back fancy but i have no are you excited fancy is back
fancy fancy i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with you what i didn't even
know he was gone
you didn't even miss him a little bit i'm gonna tell you the truth right now i
didn't even know he
gone fancy i missed you so very much rudy did you miss the fans yeah i miss you
andres thank you guys
yeah i honestly you know i didn't know you were gone so i didn't miss you but
by seeing you now um
it's good to see you again well you definitely missed fans well when's the last
time i saw him
because all we had when we had pete and bryce which is like but i understand
that but it's um when i
was did fancy leave after i got back from hungary yeah so i got back from hungary
then he left he was
gone i think i think and then for a couple of weeks you were gone and where'd
you go where'd you go
bud i went to spain to see my family oh for because you hadn't seen them in a
long time in two years
yeah yeah yeah and what is uh papa andreas look like now he looks good he looks
good now how come you
how come how come you don't look good fancy
yo it would i think it's so you always skip the generation oh it does is that
what it is yeah it's
always like really handsome right and then just ugly ugly yeah and then it goes
back to handsome he's a
cutie patootie i missed him so very much and also i want to make it aware rudy's
wearing her rudy
university shirt rudy show the shirt for the fans there it is uh these rudy
university shirts are
available now and rudy is going to get this money for college and what do we
say the money from the
shirts is going for college no coca-cola no coca-cola in the mouth in the in
the nose and the coca-cola
no no no it's none of the funky stuff if we find out that they're using the
money for something
else you're done for pal we'll sue you and then also no also you can't take the
money and go on
vacation with diego now what all right is this is this like popping off you
have a real relationship
now with diego no i don't have any i'll tell you what happened though yeah so
we're at the beach
right and diego's there selling coconut water no no diego was there with his
family selling coconut
water yeah yeah and some sort of weird mushroom that he collected you know what
i mean and then um
so he was there and these are chanterelle no he was actually like a cute very
handsome how tall
young tall guy five nine five ten um okay just like kind of got keanu reevesy
hair oh good nice hair
yeah yeah yeah and he just kind of comes up and he goes hey dude yeah it's not
my fault that you're
famous he comes to me that's what he said yeah yeah that's a good line that's a
great line man it's
not my fault you're famous i gotta get a photo dog this guy's great great right
i love this i got half
hard yeah right so you know i'm looking at him and and we take the photo and um
young cute and he just
kind of walks away smooth and goes he he he does a he goes jives into the ocean
he does he does his
you know the butterfly oh he can swim yeah there's butterfly does he swim right
is that something he
does i don't know you saw the back muscles it's shimmering in the ocean right
are you sure you're
not in different no no and like you know how like the the the bathing suit gets
wet so you can see
the ass cheeks better so he's doing strokes and the ass cheeks will come out
someone how old is this
boy legal definitely legal right ass cheeks would stick out of the water right
and i would like all right
and at one point i didn't know where he went so i kind of just walked around
the beach to locate him
again yeah there he is now he's on his back and you know his not that i was
looking
but his little peepee was sticking out of the ocean out of the ocean right and
it was kind of like a
buoy his way to me it was like a buoy so i could follow the boys bobbing you
bob through the water
almost like a like a shark like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun
anyway um then we're
what's a crispy what is that noise what's crunching fancy your mic is chewing
or are you um oh yeah turn your mic
off fucking piece of shit dude you're in the middle of a thing because he gets
fired and he thinks
now he thinks he's safe you're not safe you're not safe you're not safe dude
what are you chewing what
are you eating into the microphone you cannot fire me again um oh my favorite
candy what is it
it's called congitas it's amazing give it to me give it to us so you can't have
it anymore i want some i
feel like a teacher bring it into the office right now or you're going or you're
going home pal
is it really your favorite candy is this real what is it give it to rudy what
is it called
do you see it let me see it might be the most racist thing i've ever seen oh my
god
oh my god so the audience can see it at home oh oh my god it's the most racist
fancy i mean yeah fancy yeah congitos means what like let me just say something
this do you want to
guess but can i also say this right it's like when they just when they were
designing the m&ms right
the little m&ms yeah and they went to the brown m&m some guy said just don't
put red lips on it
you know what i mean and congitos was like fuck it you have to put red lips on
it yeah
big red luscious lips on this couldn't be more racist it's the most racist
thing i've ever seen
it's so funny bring up an image of congitos so people can see what yeah what is
it it's chocolate
what again it's chocolate yeah it's peanuts oh it's just peanuts yeah oh my god
oh my god this
this is right oh my god oh my god oh my god congitos oh my god congitos
the delicious racist street oh my god oh my god holy shit would you like
chocolate cover racism
congitos i know i can't that is insane but can i be honest with you yeah these
are so good so
it's worth it sometimes it's just like it's just sometimes it's it's worth it
that's how confident
they are yeah right we're gonna put this racist thing but they'll still buy it
you know why it's so
delicious they're confident they're so good they can be racist yeah yeah fancy
did you honestly like
bring those in and make the noise so you could do that bit no such a good actor
now
such a bad actor that is so funny though by the way because it but but i'm just
saying this is the way
it worked that worked to me now thinking back it was perfect so he's in spain
yeah you know he's at
like a store he sees congitos see it how do you say 11. 11. he's at the 7 11
there and he looks at
the thing i think this will be good for bad friends oh this is a good beat yeah
so he brings it back
right he eats it live in front of his lives he makes makes the rapper loud
turns up his mic the
eats like that he does yeah yeah yeah so i get out of how it works but you know
what it worked for
the program so thank you fans one two three thank you fans thank you fans rudy
i watched did you post
on your story in hawaii of you swimming with sharks yeah did you why didn't you
keep that video up
i oh i just posted it on my story not mine so cool did you swim with sharks i
did it the last time i
didn't do it this time oh it looked so cool it was scary do you still have it
on your phone the video
i think send it to pete and because we can show it the the time before that i
did it i was with
kalilah and her sister and there was one point where me and quinda kalilah's
sister was clinging
onto the boat like scared of sharks yeah because it's like they have all these
rules right like you
know i mean don't what were the rules don't lock out do you lock eyes with it
or no you have to lock you
lock eyes with it so it knows that you're not as afraid right then you have to
be above it
right is that one of them swim above you can't flounder flander what was it flounder
what don't
flounder no don't don't be a cool little cute fish in the sea let's go don't
don't move your limbs
erratically yeah but what is that word flandering floundering floundering don't
flounder whatever that
whatever that is don't do that don't flounder but it's like but let me say
something
it's like that in the human world as well you look people in the eye no you do
all those things you
stay above them above them and you don't flounder right but and then the human
beings that you live
amongst right they they act accordingly right but you always have crazy ones
yeah right yeah you always
have the domers you have the guy that showed up virginia ted you know the you
know the couple
on the edge a couple of loose sharks out right so when you're out there and
they tell you the rules
that says that necessarily doesn't mean that you can't get eaten right there
can be rogue there can
be rogue right so me and quinda were out there and one shark was looking up at
us and he goes nah oh he was
over it yeah i was doing all the things like this you know what i mean right i
just locked eyes on and
i could see him go no you know how they say that people because they they a lot
of times surfers get
bit they say because it looks like a fish because the surfboard is is bowed
like this yeah yeah and
then your arms are out so it looks like the limbs of a turtle or a fish for you
they look up it looks
like a perfect little dumpling just floating a beautiful little like a piece of
bow you know a piece
of dim sum just a beautiful piece of of fried pork and veggies you could have
said something like um a seal
like a pudgy seal i had to make it an asian thing i know but you do look like a
seal thank you no but
in a good way yeah yeah anyway i probably don't look like the humans like a
regular yeah like you
know