Name: Bonus Episode: Drop Out of College feat Lil Esther | Bad Friends
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Bonus Episode: Drop Out of College feat Lil Esther | Bad Friends

hey hey oh my god it's a bonus episode this is our first bonus first bonus
episode yo andrew
yeah do you play um games on your phone i do that's i don't i only play games
on my phone
and what's your favorite game on the phone oh candy ground you know what that's
all they need
that's all you need is candy crush on you i don't know where you go the app
should be just the you
know the app store should just be the candy crush app store you open games it
just goes to candy
crush yeah that makes sense hey everybody how about a shout out for this bonus
friday episode
sponsored by candy crush we don't do bonus we don't episodes and only it's only
a special
engagements like this we do it this is special and very candy crush is making
it we all know and
absolutely love candy crush the candy crush all-stars tournament is live now
and still in the qualifying
round it's early andrew all you do is classify as the top player in your leaderboard
to move forward
and compete against everyone in america everybody and bobby and i are athletes
we're champions we're
both very good bobby's better than me but that's fine we've been playing and if
you think you can
beat us i dare you to try you can hit the link in the description to join in on
the action everyone
can play and anyone can win divine you two are bad friends who are these two
idiots
a white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting
oh you two or something we're bad friends let me just ask my fucking questions
can i just ask my
fucking questions just calm everyone calm down all right let me just ask my
questions stop looking at me
like are we rolling where are they let me just ask my questions so um how did
this come about do you
want to talk into the microphone we're not starting this well this is not
podcast yes we are what how
did this come what's your do you want to introduce the team first of all i mean
they look like the von
trap family this is this is the this is the sound of music yeah yeah yeah
do a deer a female deer ray a bunch of me a name i call myself esther
a long long way to run yeah yeah showing off showing off you had to be on key
ladies and gentlemen
esther pavitsky is in the house give it up for esther pavitsky family no let me
acknowledge
fucking esther don't roll me esther thank you so much for coming to the show
thank you so much
for having me i was told to just show up and be quiet correct but bring the mic
to your face that's
what we do we always yell at her about mike to the face okay yeah so you're
auditioning to take over
rudy's spot esther of course is one third of the i guess you're not really one
third you're like
because you're not a full size you're a fun size so you're like one bro bro i
swear to god she's not
a dwarf or anything like that yes she is oh you are no legally no no legally no
but yeah but rumor
wise but from afar if you were hanging out with brad williams from afar they'd
be look at those two
would that happen do you think esther is one third of the great trash tuesday
podcast with kalilah
coon and uh and annie letterman and thank you thank you for coming is that
illegal little person is
that how they say it she's not she's as tall as you by the way don't and i'm
not defending my size
i'm a little guy you're a little tiny guy and i have a fucked up body and
speaking of
fucked up bodies what we have the candy crush team here
so the candy crush crew is here they're not they're pure they're pure people
and you're and
that's my little sis do you know that's my sister for real is that really your
sister yes why what
do you mean why but first of all your sister i know there's like one more
attractive no i know but
can you take your mask down so i can look at your face that's my that is your
sister it is
you work for candy crush no i'm the intern she's interning she's interning yeah
is she staying at
you with you yes what do you think no i'm she's staying at a hotel yeah she's
staying at my house
oh this congratulations thank you and that's what your sister looks like she's
very attractive
that's enough i didn't i wasn't that wasn't hitting on her that sounded like
you just called the intern
attractive yeah oh yeah problematic is that problematic yes i like it esther's
our hr
what's your sister's name guess what does she look like livia huh livia livia's
not that not that bad
lydia oh lydia livia or lydia well you tell me you're guessing not me alice
okay alice yeah yeah lydia
and what's i want it to be montgomery and montgomery i've never met a woman
tell him your name
montgomery santino that's that's that's the name well we have different last
names but yeah
all we have different all because because let me guess well i hope you know
after all these years i do
i actually do yeah you had the same but she's like prince or whatever they want
to change their name
do like a symbol so she changed it to something else that's a symbol of
something that's right
so what's the symbol this show them your symbol
oh that's the symbol that's it so her name is montgomery no her name yeah her
name is lakina but we
she goes by lock lakina by lock but she goes by loc let's go back to the candy
crush yeah sure
that's candy crush we did the no i want to ask some questions before we even
begin okay
so you're the president you created candy crush he's one of the developers you
developed it how many
developers were there like around 15. oh so it's not 15. that's big it's big
that's great yeah you're
one of 15 and do you get a piece of the pie yeah you get a piece of the candy
crush pie so you have
some because candy crush is killing it a lot of money so you got you're a rich
guy now you're doing well
yeah right he's killing you don't ever have to work again can you tell yeah no
yeah i know i know
no because i can because the shirt is a polo and it doesn't look like a vintage
it looks brand new
so that's some money you mean those slides are something i would wear so you
know that's dope
the shorts i don't know the legs are millions those are brand new those legs
are those are new legs
lieutenant dan the next evolution of white legs what do you think a cherry
shirt what do you think she does
she is uh pr tell them what you do yeah you are right are you pr she does
public relations you do
public relations she does i don't even know what that does i know you don't
thank you but why don't
you guess they deal with like social media also um creating like contacting
like um newspapers and
ad agencies and this and that to promote their let's go to esther to figure it
out yeah well it's
interesting that your first go-to for marketing is newspapers i said social
media first no you did
say newspapers but yeah marketing social media yeah look what why is newspapers
such a bad guess i think
it would be a bad place to advertise candy crush there's still there's someone
through a lot of
newspapers if i'm at the la weekly and the last thing was like a bunch of like
candies being crushed
together last time you read in la weekly 15 years ago yeah the are you talking
about okay um well they
would but did they contact like they love like ellen yes they'll contact she
could contact ellen you
can cut have you contacted ellen yeah yeah but you have in your life yeah there
we go bingo there you go
let's can we go around yeah please stand up please no that don't don't boss her
around physically that's
i just can't see her she's right there she's seven feet away from us yeah yeah
take your mask down
please no no all right so you can't tell people what to do so thank you for
standing and i got a whole
thing um you work us also a part of the group you're a part of the group what
do you think she does
is there offices there what is there a physical office they work from a van
right bought a candy crush van yeah yes there are offices but all these people
work in different
locations even more interesting oh wow yeah you're europe esther what do you
think you're europe
what do you think she does for the company i can't like imagine other positions
there besides
marketing what is there like office supply organization no no no that's rude
that's so
funny no i wasn't even looking you do pencils you do pens you do paper you do
staples no you i think
you do you're like a associate producer where you who an ap like an ap where
you're you deal with money
you know what i mean the flip what she she isn't she's in the finance
department am i right so you're
pretty close okay that's really good you're like so far you're like three for
three and then the last
girl on the or also or sorry go ahead sorry or or they don't even work for
candy crush and these this
is your your this is your sister's friends ah and they're in town and they're
just here oh it gets
spicy yeah yeah so that could be also is that another option that's an option
yeah yeah yeah what do you
think it well what do you think this last um if she worked for candy crush
looking at her eyes
uh-huh uh you're not gonna believe it when i tell you okay i'm gonna say janitorial
i mean right on the money i'm kidding um no she is the poop cleaner no no
your social media
yeah yeah you kind of just social media on the game they like have animated
people
she's one of the main models that they animated them off of really yeah she's
the one wow she was
the first one these two went to school together which ones this gentleman who
the developer because
i want to see everyone's name just from so i can memorize it go ahead let's see
if you can try
montgomery we did got that montgomery symbol you matthew vera like wang yeah do
word association
oh yeah mcconaughey mcconaughey vera wang okay victoria the backum the queen
backum the queen for me
backum victoria vectum victoria vectum perfect what's vectum victoria vectum
who's back back what'd you say
victoria vectum is that david beckum's wife spice up your life i love it yeah
she's one of my favorite
in the last in the last human yes sophie sophie sophie's choice sophie's choice
yeah yeah so at the
end of the podcast we're gonna go back and see if you remember their name i
know it now all right
so let's talk about the rules of what we talk about so obviously we all know
how candy crush is played
you played candy crush before yeah
yeah yeah all right can i tell you can i tell you what's really going on yeah
tell me because i know
you want to know i do so that that girl right there is not my sister okay none
of these people work for
candy crush whatsoever okay yeah these are andreas's students yeah for what the
film school kid or the
the the the whatever it is yeah i believe that yeah that was the point of it
yeah what school do you
guys go to quinnipiac quinnipiac quinnipiac where's quinnipiac at quinnipiac is
where
connecticut what are you doing here
they're just having a good time you're having a good you're some sort of intern
yeah they're interns yeah they're interns for for andreas no we all have
different internships for
different companies andreas is is uh he runs the program what andreas is a
teacher how is he a
teacher he's not even an american he can't even speak english he's insane they
hired a non-english
speaking guy did he even go to college no why him i don't know yeah yeah i
think we think spanish
people are are astute and and is it the fancy the fancy accent yeah no do you
like him yeah
you like andreas yeah yeah okay did he tell you did you guys know that we call
him fancy b
yeah some of you do you know why we call him fancy b why do you guys not know
no i guess you'll never
know so fancy what would the b stand for well he's spanish or or mexican i'm
going to give you a hint
no because i already know what it is this is a game so what do you think it
might be
beats me yeah fancy beats me beats me fancy beats me what are you trying to say
what are you saying
close your hand if you need help
mr how have you been good how about you
what's wrong with you it's a little this is are you high right now she's
uncomfortable
high she doesn't know this is we