Name: Squid Game Fight ft Steebee Weebee & Doc | Ep 85 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Squid Game Fight ft Steebee Weebee & Doc | Ep 85 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-04. Transcript available.

Squid Game Fight ft Steebee Weebee & Doc | Ep 85 | Bad Friends

hi i'm rudy and welcome to bad friends and our guests for today are koya steve
and doc good job good job i like that nice and formal she's very good did you
feel her peace okay
that's it back to them you two are bad friends who are these two idiots
white dude and asian dude you two are disgusting oh you two are something we're
bad friends
i don't want to he's a man no you're a man you both breathe you know what i
mean he's a half a man
he's a full man that's a full man that's absolutely not that's a full man yeah
you never understand it respect him if where are you from doc chicago detroit
detroit you don't even
know hold up yeah respect the city of detroit okay you know how sometimes you
know how people are born
with an underdeveloped siamese twin i think about what you're about to say no
no no no i want you
to think about it steve let me just say what my point is go ahead you know some
people some people
are born with an under underdeveloped siamese twin right so it's like they're
not really alive but like
there's a face on their side or whatever or there's half a brother sticking out
of their body and
stuff that's shaquille o'neal's underdeveloped is that what i am yeah yeah yeah
okay i don't like
dude if you want to kill o'neal's body you'd be a skin tag so you're saying
what's that movie total
recall were the thing that's why that's what it is what's his name again qui-gon
she never she doesn't
know what that is quai hey what was the little no don't what was the man
attached to the in total
recall is that what you're saying doc is yeah
this works when we talk one at a time all right so let people let people let
people save their mind right
and then we can't talk over each other okay i i thought you were gonna set an
agenda of what the
show was gonna be about and yeah yeah we're gonna talk about yeah you see we
could tell you here's
here's the deal bud all right andrew's not here right we can talk about
whatever we want and we
generally talk about what me and andrew want to talk about and i felt like it
wasn't fair to you right
so we can talk about whatever you want to talk about and we will try to you
mean
add information to your topics no no no no steve stop stop stop
hawaii hawaii hawaii what the she was just there i know but that's something to
talk about
that's a talking point we've talked about hawaii before something just random
squid game
that's the last thing i want to talk about that's the freaking last thing i
want to talk about
do you see what they do i don't even know what that is you don't have netflix i
got it yeah yeah
i'm getting dms every day every second of the day yeah have you seen squid game
who have you
just random people yeah have you seen squid game yeah i don't oh so this has
nothing to do with like
spongebob or anything no no no yeah yeah yeah yeah squid squid game is spongebob
the movie
it's a feature yeah yeah yeah are you with me no because they play this little
game in the water
why would any other it's spongebob okay you know who's also in it dora dora
yeah the sport
yeah man okay all day every day right the little mermaid right and they played
the squid game in the
water describe the premise what everyone's what what's the premise well dora
why should we me and doc
watch it go ahead why should me and doc watch it watch what it's on you i want
you to i'll tell
you why i want you to pitch why squid game is such a fantastic series i'll tell
you why go ahead we
want to know so dora dora right the explorer right she she has that thing where
she forgets things right
that's dora right yeah i don't know yeah so ellen degenerate's voice is dora
right right so dora
right is like in the water yeah and yeah and dora's like you know been dory dory
dory is the one that
forgets things it's not dora oh it's dory the explorer no what's dora wait wait
wait you guys are doing
doing all right that's what the movie finding name of dory ellen degenerate she's
not an explorer
right dora the explorer is the one that goes in the woods right with the
backpack yeah that's the one
that's one jive that's the one this is a horrible this is a horrible pitch all
right
so far me and doc ain't watching it all right wait convince us all right i'm
gonna do it right now
right go ahead so dory's in the water right she's confused she doesn't know
where she is right and
she sees spongy right you know what you're doing right now what you're doing
right now are you
talking about like a cartoon what are you even talking about this is a cartoon
it's a korean series
start it with that it's a korean series let's go back to the real oh my god
learn how to talk about it
learn how to speak about so so much lack of professionalism you're a comedian
you're supposed to be vocal
what describe the premise all right steve you have to relax okay all right i am
relaxed i know but i
love doc love you too i love doc i'm on doc's team i love doc all right see
that harmony right
there i don't want to give away i don't want to give away the whole plot i mean
the whole show but
i'll give you the premise of it okay okay go ahead there's this korean man
right he's got a daughter
right he's kind of downtrodden i think he lives with his mother right and um in
the beginning of the
show are you listening yes i am i don't want to i don't want to talk over you i'm
listening i know but
you make these faces like you're like hurry up or whatever okay all right that's
better all right
he's so this korean dude he lives with his mom he's kind of like in his early
40s right he has a
daughter but obviously he had a separation from his wife she's seeing some
other guy and they have they
have the daughter right and he's kind of like um you know he's like us he wakes
up at three in the
afternoon he steals money from his mom's you know i mean i don't steal money
purse or whatever to to get like
atm right and then um he also he also um owes loan sharks a bunch of money so
he wins some money at the
horse races he steals money from his mom wins money at the horse races and then
he he's cashing in
he leaves and then these loan sharks come in and they right okay these loan
sharks come in and they go um
where's our money he's like i had it right but what happened was another girl
pickpocketed the money
that he had right so instead of doing that they punch him i think they put him
on the ground and
then they go give me your he's bleeding his nose is bleeding so they give me
your thumbprint so they
have a piece of paper we don't know what the piece of paper is he he signs a
piece of paper in this and
he basically is it's a contract he has no he has he's not privy to okay so what
ends up happening
is is that um oh yeah so he's at a subway right and a man in a suit next oh my
bad i'm sorry bro my
bad all right you know what my bad bro bro bro bro you were going in i want to
say that
i want to say this i want to say that i'm not finishing it i'm not finishing it
because that
was rude right i didn't do that you're gonna laugh on my expense dude you're
gonna laugh at my expense
and that was rude that was that was being real hey if it's funny it's funny if
it's funny it's funny
i didn't know what a boy was that funny that was very funny all right the
timing stop stop stop stop
okay i'll watch it tonight
i don't want you to watch it i don't want you to watch it i don't want you to
i'm not done with the pitch okay i don't want to hear anymore i don't want to
hear anymore
i'm watching it tonight because people are listening i'm convinced i'm
convinced all right
you did a good job we're not done sorry people great job we're not done no i
want to watch it
no i'm telling you because you're being such a asshole on me telling me explain
it to you
all right so i'm going to finish my pitch go ahead i'm only going to do the
first episode go ahead okay
so he's at a subway it's late at night a man sits next to him in a suit right
and he goes you know
i mean let's play a game or whatever so they play this game at the end of the
day he gives him a card
and the card has a number and he goes if you want to make a lot of money right
listen to me yeah if you
fall asleep again i swear to god i'm all right if you fall asleep again i am
with you bro all right
cards and oh yeah dude just breathe you could do it oh yeah they should do a
matrix for little people
and have brad williams play neo he could play morpheus
dude i need to he could play little barbie no no no no no i need to get hit
after no no no i'm gonna
hit you in the arm and the red pill and the yellow pill no no stop sit down and
the red pill and the
yellow pill are really small are really small like the little piece they look
like little rices take
that back no take that back i won't and then you know how they dodge bullets so
the bullets are like
so um is that funny can we end the uh squid game i'm convinced you don't have
to explain i just want
to get to the end of the episode all right all right jesus so basically say if
you call this number
you make a lot of money so he and he goes he doesn't know what to do so he
calls this number
a van shows up at midnight right yeah he goes into a van there's other people
in the van that are like
passed out and then he goes why are they sleeping keek passes out and then the
next thing you know
he's pretty much in he wakes up in a futuristic auditorium almost with beds and
they're all wearing
outfits and they have to play these games i've seen it before what's it called
uh the running
man with uh arnold source it's been done no no you've never seen it you know
what you've
been there done that been there done that we've seen it right doc hey yeah i
guess so the running
man they just stole the running man premise if denzel washington listen to me
let me finish let me
finish this if denzel washington i am thinking about it really think about it
if denzel washington
right had a little lego action figure
make fun of me now all right all right so anyway um that's what we're listening
to the squid game okay
and i've been telling you to watch it and you won't watch it i'm gonna watch it
tonight i'm convinced i'm
gonna watch it tonight you cried in my house the other day yeah i did you want
to talk about it no
because he he showed me this really touching a hulu um a thing on this magician
he does a one-man
show in and it's really it's really good man in and of itself yeah really good
and my brother my
brother cried like this you started my brother i did it broke me down yeah it
did i didn't expect to
really he went no no no no no no no no no i'm serious cut that let's just edit
that out and let's talk
about my trip to austin we're gonna edit that out let's just okay we talk about
the one man show
though go ahead all right you did cry though you did too yeah i know we were
both crying we're both
crying you know why i'm seeing this no no this guy this guy's magical man
because he does he did he
did this interactive magic it's not like any other magic show you've seen yeah
and you two guys he
incorporates the audience within the show that's it right there yeah this guy's
magical man yeah yeah and he
did something and you know what you said to me when in tears think about don't
really think about what
i am going because this is this is what you want like this with your arms
around yourself let me just
finish right and you go right and you go and steve this is what you want you
went magic is real
that's what you said to me magic is real and i i was like what a cry baby
that's fine you know why i like it was interactive he included the whole
audience he did something with
each audience member that was touching yeah yeah and it was unexplainable so
yeah but so y'all cry
it was really touching man i mean it takes a lot for me it takes a lot for me
to cry you don't cry
dog i cry but when did you cry when did you cry
give me a second man i'm feeling it right here i feel like you're about to cry
now man i'm coming
yeah yeah yeah yeah when's the last of you cried uh
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