Name: Open Chucanos & Closed Chichitos & Live Pekitos | Ep 118 ft. Fahim Anwar | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Open Chucanos & Closed Chichitos & Live Pekitos | Ep 118 ft. Fahim Anwar | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-30. Transcript available.

Open Chucanos & Closed Chichitos & Live Pekitos | Ep 118 ft. Fahim Anwar | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an asian dude
you two are
disgusting you two are something we're bad friends can i can let me ask you
something
how does only fans work because i i know what it is but i don't know how it
works what happens is
you can put almost anything on there it doesn't have to be nudity anymore it
can be you can be
you can do anything there's people on there that are making like tens of
thousands of dollars a
month and all they're doing is showing feet wow we don't even have to show nudity
no no butthole
no nothing and we can still make a bunch of money can i show the cracks of my
feet because i have
fungi on it yes i think that's a subcategory maybe growth like a girl i can do
a growth thing every
day yes you know i mean yes update do you think people like that do you think
people would like
our only fans yeah see we see selling feet pics making 200 a day would make way
more than that
so in terms of women what do women show on only fans some of them show um just
sexy lingerie some
of them show them changing into like um stuff that they bought like sexy stuff
some of them are
showing their chocha and their and their and their totanos and their chochano
some of them show
their chochano is is it porn is there sex i don't know is it yes yes there's
full so there's
so i can go on only fans and let's suppose like you know mrs bring gardner mrs
bomb gardner bomb
gardner mrs bomb gardner down the street has an only fans yeah and you know she
makes love to ted bomb
goner right and they make love i can pay for that and watch them make love yeah
i'm gonna at a premium
level you can watch you can watch these people either some people not everybody
has uh sexy stuff
on there some people just do regular there's like now they wanted to get into
gaming they want comics
on there only fans wants can you set the prices so let's this yeah hypothetically
if you and i want
to do only fans right and we wanted to really do anal intercourse okay if we
want to do anal i would
never do this by the way when you say we do you mean if you wanted to do it you
and i did it yeah if
we did it together but only you wanted to do it and i was just doing it to
support you because i'm your
good friend that would probably be the case that's definitely the case i'd have
to convince you to do
it but once i convince you to do it would you do it yeah but we got what would
we set the price at
eight million eight or ten bucks maybe like something yeah but what i'm saying
is is that
and then once we did it why can't can somebody screenshot or download the video
and then put it
on youtube so i think they're working on security measures to make it so you
can't steal that stuff
but i think as of right now it's very stealable i think people do steal stuff
and put it up on the
internet but they're working on privacy now look their whole thing was they
were going to get rid
of porn do you not remember this they were they were they were going to say
they put out there
was a thing where they were like we're going to stop doing porn people freaked
out because so much
of their revenue is from porn yeah so they're like sorry sorry sorry we didn't
mean it we didn't
mean it it'd be like playboy being like we're not going to show boobs anymore
people like that's not
that's that's all you are yeah but now people are making a really good living
and some of
them aren't even showing much so you we don't like you don't have to show your
cotano and your chuchichu
yeah you don't have to show your chuchichu if you don't want chuchichu but you
make more money
if you show your chuchichu right let me ask you something about this is i
always thought that when
you know because penthouse and hustler yeah they show chuchichu yeah they do
right well no
yeah and some of them show open chuchichu i love open chuchichu yeah a little
open chuchichu
when it's closed it's fine right but you know it's like going to a 7-eleven if
it's closed
you're like well i know it's like i know slurberries are in there you know i
mean but i want some i want
some yeah right so yeah they're still fine fine but i would rather have it open
i want it open right
so the chuchichu right you would think that once those magazine came out it
would have closed down
playboy yeah because playboy doesn't show open chuchichu actually playboy only
shows the exterior
of the chuchichu that you can't even chuchichu vagina that's right yeah that's
right that's right that's
right yeah but playboy only shows like the cusp it only shows the ridge the
ridge of the chuchichu yeah
and if any if any if there's any it's like showing the floor design of a 7-eleven
that's right pretty
much that's right you're seeing you're seeing the exterior from the exterior
you get to look at the
interior from the exterior but you don't really see inside inside like what are
they selling in there
and if there's any products hanging out of the chuchichu right like anything
falling out of the door a little
bit right like what they tuck it in they tuck it back in they tuck it right
back in like you mean
an indian man that works there if it's falling out they yeah they suck it back
in yeah so because
they want a clean ridge but hustler and penthouse were like open chuchichu all
the way out the way
you did the sound effects right not a lot of poo comes out of that poo does
come out okay because if
you're if you're cramming and jamming and stuff and sometimes yeah it falls out
yeah look at that
black china earns 20 million a month a month a month a month on fucking only
fella thorn 11 million a
month cardi b 9 million a month tyga whoa tyga is tyga shown tyga is showing
his he's uh he's showing
his paquito yeah his paquito is live on there i've heard that you can see tyga's
paquito yeah and mia
khalifa six million six million a year not a month a year a month no dude
monthly earning month yeah i
know buddy buddy we're in the wrong game dude 100 let's fuck okay we gotta show
our open chuchito
fine yes i do yeah yeah what is the butthole a chicano chicano yeah open chicano
right we'll do
that and a french chuchito yeah and you're filming it yeah why me who else is
gonna do it these guys
are busy working yeah i don't want to see you guys fucking can i let me tell
you something listen
you don't have to look right look at the monitor right you just see if the
camera is in the right
position and then look away how hard would it be not to laugh for her though
the whole time
the moment the moment she sees the moment she sees you'll laugh so are there
either of our buttholes
right and then the pain the initial entrance yeah of the pain in my face you
would laugh so hard so
fun and we would be laughing because i would do it's too you're going in too
rough when you know me
yeah yeah yeah no way no dry as a bone that's like it took that that link i
sent you the video that
woman from youtube yeah i posted this the other day not that one the other one
the other one we'll get
to that one the this one bro this somehow went viral on the internet yeah again
uh this woman there's a
show called uh what's it called celebrity super spa and these women think they're
going in to wax a
woman yeah but you don't get to see it but this is her reaction when she sees a
man's butthole for
a man's butthole for the first time okay yeah i love this would be rudy if she
walked in on you
and me okay here we go the other side of this door i'm expecting to see a big
burly man or handsome
young man who cares as long as he's a man yes are they english
hello hi guys
dude stop stop push pause i think she was expecting to see a man and she got a
woman that's a woman's
butthole she's fired no but keep going this is the best part she she's got the
giggles remember in
school when you couldn't stop laughing fine
i love when you try to hold it together if i was a man look we should get in
here
here you go she tries
give her a second hold it together you got this you've got this come on
you don't show it no they can't show it this but this was years ago i don't
even know what it was
it was on this this reality show obviously yeah from there but that would be
you and you know what
the next one i sent you that this would be the next version of this a tiktok
girl got her vibrator
stuck in her butt look at that look at the x-ray oh wow that's you by the way
do you know how much
stuff i would stick in your butt what do you mean i would not let it i would
put it so far up it
couldn't come back i'm gonna say something right now uh-huh it's not a fucking
warehouse yes down
yes it is that's an amazon my butthole doc is in there is so tight yes dude my
poop looks like
angel hair pasta yeah it's so fucking tight you said it was loose yeah it's
loose okay it's
okay okay stop angel hair pasta all right listen mine's ravioli
yeah yeah it's listen all butthole in the entrance is very very tight yeah okay
when you get deep
it becomes there's more space it widens out it widens out of it it's like a
little vase right so but
initially to get it into the doorway you're not going to be able to get a bunch
of stuff in the
doorway unless you open the doorway that's right right if you do some carpentry
work
right right and then there's blood a little massaging yeah there's oh you think
massaging is the only
thing i'm gonna massage it right open so it starts like this and then no i feel
like there's scissors
oh i've got it yeah click click click and i'm like dude that hurts yeah well
and then my bum looks like the joker's mouth
why so why yeah this girl got a vibrator stuck in her tush what a bummer what a
bummer i tell a joke
about this on stage yeah when we were in uh austin like uh someone approached
bobby with a x-ray
that looked exactly like this someone really wait really yeah i don't remember
this but what was the
x-ray of again of a flashlight oh a guy had a flashlight up his ass oh that's
right he gave me the x-ray
what was someone looking for up there oh so why show me well i'm not a doctor
but did you think it
was cool to see it was a cool thing to see yeah obviously but why show me you
don't have to be in
the medical field to appreciate you asked when you i mean she was a girl like
working at the er
and bobby asked oh have you seen any weird stuff so then you asked oh i did ask
yeah yeah
that's an easy fix jules never put anything in your butthole i won't i know
never not even a
penis i won't even penis your face looks like i don't i don't want that it's
scary but you
you already have huh no no that's the face of someone no don't ever put
anything because once
you do it once yeah you want to do it again and again it never stops yeah you
tried huh you tried
please come on you see this thing i'm a fiji man buddy this goes right up this
goes right up there
yeah honestly i don't think anything's been up there no chance no i can't i'm
so scared i'm so
scared of putting anything on my side of my for a joke i put candy bars you put
a candy bar in
your butt well rsu fear put a twix in my butthole the left one or the right one
what do you mean
twix joke you know what i mean that's very funny did you put two twix no just
one the left one
is twix twix is i got unfollows what do you mean you got unfollowed only fans
wait why why would
people unfollow because of that because i have some fans that follow me because
i'm on certain
things that they like me on but then it's like they have christian you know i
mean foundations you
don't think i think this is a very followable followable photo no i always
whenever i put
something provocative on i lose about a thousand fans really yeah what's wrong
with that not a thousand
like maybe two or fifty two fifty people start unfollowing do you have you
actually have a lot
of christian fans i have some yeah like church going well koreans are really
church i didn't
know this till i did that show beef with them that that so many koreans are
like bombarded by the
church oh yeah yeah i didn't know it's t