Name: [CLEAN VERSION!] Open Chucanos & Closed Chichitos | Ep 118 ft. Fahim Anwar | Bad Friends
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[CLEAN VERSION!] Open Chucanos & Closed Chichitos | Ep 118 ft. Fahim Anwar | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an asian dude
you two are
disgusting you two are something we're bad friends can i can let me ask you
something
how does only fans work because i i know what it is i don't know how it works
what happens is you
can put almost anything on there it doesn't have to be nudity anymore it can be
you can be you can
do anything there's people on there that are making like tens of thousands of
dollars a month
and all they're doing is showing feet wow we don't even have to show nudity and
we can still
make a bunch of money can i show the cracks of my feet because i have fungi on
it yes i think that's
a subcategory maybe growth like a i can do a growth thing every day yes you
know what i mean yes update
do you think people like that do you think people would like our only fans yeah
see we see selling
feet pics making 200 a day would make way more than that so in terms of women
what do women show on
only fans some of them show um just sexy lingerie some of them show them
changing into like um
stuff that they bought like sexy stuff some of them are showing their chocha
and their and their
and their totanos and their chochano some of them show their chochano is is it
porn is there sex i
don't know is it yes yes there's full so there's so i can go on only fans and
let's suppose like
you know mrs bring gardner mrs bomb gardner bomb gardner mrs bomb gardner down
the street has an
only fans yeah and you know she makes love to ted bomb goner right and they
make love i can pay for that
and watch them make love yeah i'm gonna at a premium level you can watch you
can watch these
people either some people not everybody has uh sexy stuff on there some people
just do regular
there's like now they wanted to get into gaming they want comics on there only
fans wants can you
set the prices so let's this yeah hypothetically if you and i want to do only
fans right and we
wanted to really do anal intercourse okay if we want to do anal i would never
do this by the way
when you say we do you mean if you wanted to do it you and i did it yeah if we
did it together but
only you wanted to do it and i was just doing it to support you because i'm
your good friend
that would probably be the case that's definitely the case i'd have to convince
you to do it but once
they convince you to do it would you do it yeah but what would we set the price
at
eight million eight or ten bucks maybe like something yeah but what i'm saying
is is that
and then once we did it why can't can somebody screenshot or download the video
and then put
it on youtube so i think they're working on security measures to make it so you
can't steal
that stuff but i think as of right now it's very stealable i think people do
steal stuff and put
it up on the internet but they're working on privacy now look their whole thing
was they were
going to get rid of porn do you not remember this they were they were they were
going to say
they put out there was a thing where they were like we're going to stop doing
porn people freaked
out because so much of their revenue is from porn yeah so they're like sorry
sorry sorry we didn't
mean it we didn't mean it it'd be like playboy being like we're not going to
show boobs anymore
people like that's not that's that's all you are yeah but now people are making
a really good living
and some of them aren't even showing much so you we don't like you don't have
to show
your cotano and your chuchichu yeah you don't have to show your chuchichu if
you don't want
chuchichu but you make more money if you show your chuchichu yeah look at that
black china
earns 20 million a month a month a month bellathorne 11 million a month cardi b
9 million a month
taiga whoa taiga is taiga showing taiga is showing his he's uh he's showing his
paquito
yeah his paquito is live on there i've heard that you can see taiga's paquito
yeah and mia khalifa six million six million a year not a month a year or month
no dude monthly
earning month yeah i know buddy we're in the wrong game dude 100 we gotta show
our open chicanos
open chicano right now we'll do that and a french chuchito yeah and you're
filming it yeah
why me who else is gonna do it these guys are busy working yeah i don't want to
see you guys can
let me tell you something listen you don't have to look right look at the
monitor right
just see if the camera is in the right position and then look away how hard
would it be not to laugh
for her though the whole time the moment the moment she sees the moment she
sees you'll laugh so are
there either of our buttholes right and then the pain the initial entrance yeah
of the pain in my
face you would laugh so hard so fun and we would be laughing because i would do
it's too you're going
it too rough i mean you know me yeah yeah yeah no way but spit in it yeah yeah
no dry as a bone
that's like it took that that link i sent you the video that woman from youtube
yeah i posted this
the other day not that one the other one the other one we'll get to that one
the this one bro
this somehow went viral on the internet yeah again uh this woman there's a show
called uh what's it
called celebrity super spa and these women think they're going in to wax a
woman yeah but you don't
get to see it but this is her reaction when she sees a man's butthole for a man's
butthole for the
first time okay yeah i love this would be rudy if she walked in on you and me
okay here we go
the other side of this door i'm expecting to see a big burly man or handsome
young man
who cares as long as he's a mom yes are they english
hello hi guys
dude stop stop push pause i think she was expecting to see a man and she got a
woman that's a woman's
butthole she's fired no but keep going this is the best part she she's got the
giggles remember
in school when you couldn't stop laughing
fire
i love when you try to hold it together if i was a man laquisha get in here
here you go she tries
give her a second hold it together you got this you've got this come on
you don't show it no they can't show it this but this was years ago i don't
even know what it was it
was on this this reality show obviously yeah from there but that would be you
and you know what the
next one i sent you that this would be the next version of this a tick tock
girl got her vibrator
stuck in her butt look at that look at the x-ray oh wow that's you by the way
do you know how much
stuff i would stick in your butt what do you mean i would not let it i would
put it so far up it
couldn't come back i'm gonna say something right now uh-huh it's not a fucking
warehouse yes down
yes it is that's an amazon my butthole doc is in there is so tight yes dude my
poop looks like
angel hair pasta yeah it's so fucking tight you said it was loose yeah it's
loose okay it's okay stop
angel hair pasta or listen mine's ravioli yeah it's listen all butthole in the
entrance is very
very tight yeah okay when you get deep it becomes there's more space it widens
out it widens out of
it it's like a little vase right so but initially to get it into the doorway
you're not going to be able
to get a bunch of stuff in the doorway unless you open the doorway that's right
right if you do some
carpentry work right right and then there's blood a little massaging yeah there's
oh you think
massaging is the only thing i'm going to massage it right open so it starts
like this and then
no i feel like there's scissors oh i've got it yeah i've got a clip clip clip
and i'm like dude that
hurts yeah well and then my butt looks like joker's mouth why so why yeah yeah
this girl got a vibrator
stuck in her tush what a bummer what a bummer i tell a joke about this on stage
yeah when we were in uh austin like uh someone approached bobby with a x-ray
that looked exactly
like this someone really wait really yeah i don't remember this but what was
the x-ray of again
of a flashlight oh a guy had a flashlight up his ass oh that's right he gave me
the x-ray what was
someone looking for up there oh so why show me well i'm not a doctor but did
you think it was cool to
see it was a cool thing to see yeah obviously but why show me you don't have to
be in the medical
field to appreciate you asked when you i mean she was a girl like working at
the er and bobby asked
oh have you seen any weird stuff so then you asked oh i did ask yeah yeah i did
ask yeah that's an easy
fix jules never put anything in your butthole i won't i know never not even a
penis i won't not even
penis your face looks like i don't want that it's scary but you already have
huh no no that's the face
no don't ever put anything because once you do it once yeah you want to do it
again and again
it never stops yeah you tried huh you tried please come on you see this thing i'm
a fiji man buddy
this goes right up this goes right up there yeah honestly i don't think
anything's been up there no
chance no i can't i'm so scared i'm so scared of putting anything on my side of
my for a joke i put
candy bars you put a candy bar in your butt well are you sure if you put a twix
in my butthole the left
one or the right one what do you mean twix joke you know what i mean that's
very funny did you put two
twix no just one the left one is twix twix is i got unfollows what do you mean
you got unfollowed
wait why why would people unfollow because of that because i have some fans
that follow me because
i'm on certain things that they like me on but then it's like they have christian
you know i mean
foundations you don't think i think this is a very followable followable photo
no i always whenever i
put something provocative on i lose about a thousand fans really yeah what's
wrong with that not a thousand
like maybe two or fifty two fifty people start unfollowing do you have you
actually have a lot
of christian fans i have some yeah like church going well koreans are really
sure i didn't know this
till i did that show beef with them that that so many koreans are like bombarded
by the church oh yeah
yeah i didn't know it's the number one religion in korea christianity can you
sing any christian
song do you remember any songs from when you were a kid yeah well which one is
that uh
uh jesus i love me yes i know for the bible tell me so
that is no i feel like you're doing this
i feel like that's what you're doing the exact same rhythm no i know but you sped
it up no i didn't
you made it racist how do your song do your song jesus love me yes i know for
the bible tell me so
right that and that rhythm is that is right that's right what it is it's and
there's a gong out there
yeah yeah no the amount of koreans in church it was wild we did a scene in a
church yeah and all of
these guys we're talking about the moonies you know about the moonies right i
don't you know about
the moonies i swear to god i don't know what that is look at the fucking guy
sit down i was speaking
a church going weird yeah yeah fucking weird this guy ladies and gentlemen yeah
put on the headphones
ladies and gentlemen i'd like to present to you our our guest of uh guest
segment right now yeah he looks
like if oscar isaac was super sick i'll take it yeah i'll take it oscar you
have give what happened
yeah ladies and gentlemen we'd like to introduce yeah our guest segment uh that
we're bringing in
some of our friends sometimes he's only gonna stay for as long as we can put up
with him yeah he is
one of the funniest most talented dudes i've ever met in my life he's my oldest
friend in comedy
we literally met uh how many years ago now so many 15. wait wait who'd you meet
first me or him
i think i think santino yeah we started open mics together let me ask you this
yeah more who's
helped me more you yeah yeah yeah in what way early on bobby would take me on
the road he was
like the first guy to take me on the road what did he pay you that's not
important no see that is
very important why is that important because my friendship and my love has been
more more than
the money that you've given him it's not about 