Name: Spider Person & The Marvel DC Crossover | Ep 119 ft. Yannis Pappas | Bad Friends
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Spider Person & The Marvel DC Crossover | Ep 119 ft. Yannis Pappas | Bad Friends

You guys, Bad Friends is finally going to do the best live stream that's ever
been done.
You think that Trash Tuesday had a good one?
You think that fucking Bert Chrysler had a good one?
You think that Segura and the House House?
Stinks!
They stink, man!
We're doing a live stream show.
When is it, Bobby?
When is it?
It's going to be Tuesday, June 28th at 6 p.m. PST.
Tuesday, June 28th, 6 p.m. Pacific time.
Get your tickets at momenthouse.com slash badfriends.
There is an early Bert special for the first 48 hours, so get your tickets
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We have so many surprises.
We can't say what they are, but we have a bunch of stuff planned, and someone's
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What up, bad friends?
I'm at this shithole Hawaii, but I'll be in New Jersey this weekend and Niagara
Falls, andrewsantino.com, andrewsantino.com.
Be a bad friend.
Come see your boy.
Jersey, Niagara, New York.
Let's go.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
We're a white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
We're bad friends.
Rudy Jules.
Hi, you two, Andrew.
What's it like to eat with this guy?
What does it feel like to watch him eat food?
All you hear is like a pig trying to eat.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
You had food on your face when I came in.
It was like in your mustache.
Never leave you.
You know, Yana, it's so funny that I felt like I'd bend over backwards for you
for this, and then you attacked me.
I know.
I attacked you.
By bending over backwards, you mean having me come here at midnight.
I really appreciate the accommodation.
You're like, you available at 11?
11.30, 11.45.
How about three in the morning?
You know what this coward did?
He called me and literally go, or I called him, because Fancy was like, Andrew,
he can't do the podcast at the time, but he's going to be at midnight.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Are we going to have to reschedule this thing?
And this guy, literally, I call him and I go, what's the deal?
And he goes, I still do it at midnight.
But will you call Giannis?
And I go, you call Giannis?
You're the one changing the time.
You call him.
Okay.
But Carlos and Andreas, remember when we talked about the LAX?
Yeah, this is the guy.
That's the guy at LAX.
What do you, oh my God, did he kill himself?
No, he was sleeping.
And that was right when we were landing.
And it shut down.
That's you.
Yeah.
Wait, did he jump?
No, he didn't jump.
He was just sleeping.
Either do it or don't do it.
Come on, dude.
No, I like that.
That's emo.
You shouldn't have to.
He's emoing it out.
He wants the attention.
Help, help, help.
He's listening to Dashboard Confessional.
You shouldn't have to donate police resources to that.
Just go like, all right, do it or not.
Yeah.
You haven't done anything.
It's like when Chris Hansen comes over,
it's like, you arrested me.
I haven't done anything.
All right.
What's all the fucking?
Well, let me ask you something about Chris Hansen.
How much do you like pizza with young people?
The way he broaches the questions are always so funny.
And he catches, it's like, why?
I've seen a few where the guys don't even lie.
Yeah.
Where he's like, you know why I'm here.
And he's like, I sure do.
You guys got me.
But is there a chance that one guy, it's just, it's just.
Just wants to eat pizza?
No, he really wanted to be their friend.
He was like, you know, no, I saw her online.
And she was lost.
And I just wanted to be her friend.
That's why I came over.
There's got to be one guy.
They always try that.
And then he pulls out the transcript.
And you see their face change.
The text messages are insane.
They're like, oh, I didn't know you had that.
Because it says here,
I want to fuck your kitty cat, young pussy.
Is that you?
Yeah.
Are you, yeah.
Are you Hulk dude 27?
Yeah, that's me.
Did you ever see that, there was an old, like, synagogue, orthodox Jewish man?
Careful.
Yeah.
Why?
I can't say that.
Oh, boy, you're stepping on something nice.
And he sees the camera comes out.
And you could see his whole life flash before his eyes.
He's like, no, please don't.
Oh, yes.
Please don't.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I have a business.
And I, you know what I mean?
People at church, please.
You know what I mean?
It was so.
You watch them, you watch them crumble.
It is, it's fun to watch people crumble.
Do you know what we're talking about?
On live television.
No.
It was a show called.
To Catch a Predator.
To Catch a Predator.
Yeah.
And they would set up these sting operations where they would get fine pedos.
And this is the guy, he's like, hi, I'm Chris Hansen.
And he kind of talked very slow.
You know what's so funny?
I never understood the title to Catch a Predator.
Just what about Catching Predators?
Catching a Predator.
Yeah.
It was so formal.
It's like an answer in jeopardy.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of, like, these shows now that are on YouTube that are, like,
imitation shows.
The guy, the group, the guy, the renegade group?
Yeah.
There's a bunch of them.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, tell me.
Tell me about renegades.
There's, like, a group of renegade guys that do this.
Well, there's a nonprofit that they run that does this independently without
the help of the police.
And what they do is then they compile all this information.
They bus them locally somewhere.
And then they try to get the police to go there.
I don't know what the name would be of this.
There's a few of them.
One of them, my old producer, when I first started doing Long Days, he was a
cameraman for it.
And it's this guy in Jersey.
And he catches these guys.
And none of them speak English.
They're, like, Mexican guys that live in Jersey.
Whoa, whoa.
Of Aldi.
Of Aldi, Texas.
Come on.
Of Aldi.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Easy, dude.
And he makes them call their wives and tell them.
Oh, that's good.
It's fun to watch.
That's wild.
But you know what?
They're in Spanish, so you don't know what they're saying.
They could be, I'm going to the store.
I'll be home in 15 minutes.
I have a question.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's terrible to do.
To fuck kids?
Yeah.
It's bad.
Yeah, it's fucking terrible, right?
Can I just say that out loud?
Yeah.
It's fucking terrible, right?
Yeah.
But it's like, you know.
But it's like?
Is there a but it's like?
There should be no but after that statement.
I know.
There's no qualifiers.
I know, but.
What?
I'm just saying, if I had a daughter, right?
I don't think that she would be coerced into a situation like that.
She'd be smart.
Well, that's our time.
Thank you guys so much for coming.
I like how you.
Yeah, I fell over.
You, you.
You think you're the pinnacle of like well-to-do knowledge, street knowledge,
that it would transfer
to your youth and they would never put themselves in a harmful situation.
Oh, no.
Bro, and that's offensive what you're just saying.
Yeah.
What you're saying to me.
Is you're an idiot.
No, that's very offensive what you're saying.
It's a fact.
I'll tell you what the offense is.
Go ahead.
The offense is that you think that I'm going to bring any of my garbage into
parenting?
Yes.
No, I'm changing my shit, bro.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'm waking up at eight.
Fuck you.
I'm going to get the formula AD.
There's one reason you're waking up at eight.
Isn't the formula that you got to feed them?
I think if you had a baby, your baby would think like breakfast was at 4 p.m.
Her friends would be like, I'm having breakfast.
They're like, what?
Are you eating at night?
Yeah.
It's my daddy's nighttime.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We play, you know what?
Instead of playing Stardew Valley, we do a co-op farm.
That's cute.
That's cute, right?
Do a little Sim City together.
We do a Sim City co-op farm, right?
But I'm not going to bring any of my garbage into the fucking parenting.
Ironically, we have a child of yours here in the studio right now.
What's it like?
What's it like being raised by Bobby?
I met him four times.
It's another thing is you'd have to be present to raise a kid.
You're on the road all the time.
Yeah, we don't really talk.
I don't talk to Titu Bobby.
Yeah.
In the house, he just goes to his-
It's so fucked up.
Don't cut her off.
Bullshit.
What the fuck are you doing?
He just goes downstairs-
You don't want to eat, huh?
And play for tall hours and we don't talk.
It's all right.
We don't-
The bed, Tempur-Pedic.
Who bought it?
Papa.
All right?
You have enough-
What?
You used to call it Appa?
Papa.
Oh, Papa.
Yeah, Appa's dad, too.
Appa, Appa.
Is Appa-
Korean for daddy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Appa.
Be honest with me.
Not daddy.
Who's the one that doesn't talk?
You.
Oh, so you're-
She's like, you don't talk unless it's monetized.
So you're the one-
So what you're saying to me-
Okay, you know what?
I'm glad you said that.
Because tomorrow, we're going to have a talk fest.
A talk fest?
Yeah, you and I are going to sit across from the kitchen table and we're going
to do a four-hour session.
Boy, are you going to regret that whole fucking thing you just said.
You're not going to do that.
Oh, I am going to do that.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, really?
You know, your attitude is fucking-
Okay.
Side note, a couple of great things I want to talk to you about.
Cried in the movie theater.
Not kidding, for a full 10 minutes.
With what movie?
Because it's the greatest film that should win multiple Oscars.
And it's in theaters right now.
Dr. Strange.
Everything.
Everywhere.
All at once.
All at once.
I heard it's great.
Is unequivocally-
Have you seen?
No.
My dog.
I'm not kidding when I say this.
It's the greatest movie I've seen in years.
Creative, beautiful.
It's a fucking spectacle.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You didn't tell me it was an Asian movie.
Can I tell you something?
Michelle Yao, she happens to be Asian.
Jamie Lee Curtis is in it as well.
Oh, okay.
Then I'll watch.
No, no, no.
It's a mixed thing.
No, no, no.
It's mostly Asians.
Yeah.
Is it in Asian language?
No, no.
Hey, fuck face.
I'm just saying.
Michelle Yao speaks English.
Okay.
Okay.
No, no, no.
But yeah, the first half is in Chinese.
So you got to read subtitles?
You got to read subtitles.
All right.
And all this, it's in Chinese in the first, and all the subtitles say like,
obey China,
obey China, like over and over and over.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Right, right.
But I'll say, but what I do want to say about this movie genuinely from bottom
of my heart,
she is so fucking talented to a level that is, it will break your soul.
I tried, my parents, our parents are in a different generation.
I was trying to explain this because look, what you're seeing there is in
another dimension.
There's a lot of metaphysical transformation in this that deals with the real
world and
also this dimension, interdimensional world of like who you are in other lifetimes,
but
it's representing the problems that they're dealing with in our current life.
And the, the, the, the whimsy again in films, you're like, this is what weirdo
movies used
to be like, where they did crazy shit.
And you were like, oh, sounds like some art house shit to me.
I want to see some fucking explosions.
You're going to see this.
You and I do.
You and I do.
You and I do.
We're kind of guys on.
Is Schwarzenegger in it?
You guys, you guys are definitely both predators.
That's for sure.
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen.
Yeah.
Can I talk to you for a second?
So they stole it from the multiverse thing that the Marvel was doing.
Okay.
Let me ask you that.
I'm out here trying to support Asians on AAPI Month.
Is Spider-Man in it?
Isn't it Asian Month?
Isn't this is AAPI Month?
Or it's AP Plus?
Or it's C++?
Whichever math that they do.
No, it is Asian Month.
Asian American Pacific Islander, May 1st to May 31st.
It is the fucking month of your people.
And here you are fucking me off on an all Asian casted film.
Fuck you.
You fucking shit Korean.
You're a shit Korean.
Self-hating Korean.
You really are.
Piece of shit.
I really want to watch it.
Yeah.
You should.
Because you know what?
Let me sa