Name: Harry Styles Drinks Baby Blood | Ep 120 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Harry Styles Drinks Baby Blood | Ep 120 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-13. Transcript available.

Harry Styles Drinks Baby Blood | Ep 120 | Bad Friends

what do we have on june 28th we're doing a live feed we're doing a live show
yeah from moment
house is presenting it we've never done this a live stream show before yep it's
going to last
much longer than a regular show how long we have guests it's about 17 hours
yeah yeah we have guests
we have huge surprises huge surprises yep so sign up and get those tickets for
moment house and the
link is in the description below in the bio momenthouse.com slash bad friends
momenthouse.com
slash bad friends i cannot wait i can't wait you two are bad friends who are
these two idiots
he brought in a bunch of a bunch of kids kids here's the problem right when
they're not laughing or
there's silence it puts extra pressure on big time he's telling them to shut up
or they get kicked out
of class yeah yeah if you don't shut up dude he makes these kids come to this
uh he makes them
come here otherwise they don't get credit do you know that i'm dead serious he
makes the kids come
here or they don't get credit and there's 15 kids out there yeah but they don't
one of them is a fan
of ours you know the guy with the shirt the rest i walked in they were like who
are you are you the
janitor they thought it was a janitor the guy that's what wait you wait you see
what they said
the doc what did they say what is it somebody's going to scream somebody's
drive all my money
somebody's drivers here it was bad really very bad they thought he was a chauffeur
no not the kid
with the bad friend shirt oh who's he he just got free gear from this guy yeah
he's a faker yeah he's
phony yeah yeah who's the make the fan walk in here so i can see him so we can
show him where's
the real there's one real fan oh there's this guy look at the size of this kid
yeah they all look
like this stay right stay right there look at that look at this is all of our
fans really borderline
q anon right are you he could be you think he's like a baby he's a truther
maybe i'll tell you six
three yes six three and you're what 185 no yeah 160 160 dude this guy has the
we gotta you know how
long his penis is he how old is he he's 21 okay you know how long his penis is
do i i got here early
yeah yeah wow so he's the only one of the 15 kids that are sitting out there
yeah i say kids they're
i could rip his ankles apart one kick do you really think this guy would fuck
you up you're nuts
dude do you ever see fuck enter the dragon when bruce lee fought kareem with jool-jabar
yeah it'd be like that you're not at the end i would win no you're not no it'd
be like bobby
lee fighting a young kid you're not like water i'm not like water no you're
like like sand
i'm like sand yeah yeah you know how bruce is like you have to be like water
like i'm like you
have to be like sand you know what you are you're like the stuff they put in
those stress balls
whatever's in there that's what you are yeah that's what's your name ethan ethan
he's a handsome
dude look at him of course he is that's what he feels out our fans oh my god
our fans are
handsome they're very handsome they're always handsome they're all of our fans
are the kid
that um bring the kid with the um bad friend shirt well let's say thank you to
ethan for
being a bad friend so much thanks for being a bad friend bringing the kid with
the bad friend
shirt so we can call him out for being a liar this guy right here poser not a
fan poser yeah
you know who he's a fan of who michael lenochi oh hilarious he doesn't know who
that is
what's your name aj aj he didn't sign up to be made fun of by the way oh i'm so
sorry so say sorry
i'm sorry i tagged you for no reason i apologize yeah yeah are you an american
citizen so am i we
have something in common well what i'm barely yeah yeah i'm gonna get my car
next week where are you
from aj uh massachusetts massachusetts boston uh north boston oh are you a
funny guy because a lot of
people from boston are funny okay that's a no but that was very funny that was
funny yeah the way
he did it was good yeah the response was funny yeah yeah had some good inflection
in it no let me
ask you something who gets more girls you or ethan i have a girlfriend you're
the winner
is she here right now okay take that ethan you in your face you skinny bastard
skinny fucking bitch
yeah eat something yeah you skinny fuck yeah all right aj aj aj you're the man
thank you aj yeah
he brings these look at he brings these kids here can i ask you something yeah
do you make them come
come or do you go hey um do you guys want to come awful way to ask this
question do you make these
kids come it's like isn't there all right there's got to be a million ways to
ask them right do you
make these kids um no don't start with that way that's the wrong way do you oh
how about this i got
it right do you make these young adults come right yeah that's legal do you
make them come i do not
they they do it voluntarily they do it voluntarily yeah yeah let's see if that
holds up in court fancy
yeah yeah so um do you but is it like a credit that they get or is that real
yeah they get a credit
okay so fancy's a teacher hey no i don't don't don't don't man i gotta you
gotta plug me in what's
going on i love you man well why don't you inquire inquire yeah yeah what do
you do fancy
what the fuck why are the kids
i do teach a class uh doc oh you do okay yeah i didn't know that shit what
school
quinnipiac quinnipiac quinnipiac yeah it's a school that this is the irony of
this thing it's
a school that actually is located in massachusetts right in connecticut in
connecticut what's the
fucking and then they come here every summer he's had kids come okay young
adults and then
he does a summer program with them where he forces them to come to things okay
is it a film class
it is what do you teach them it's an entertainment class like a little
introduction to uh film
television pr marketing but did he is let me bring in a random girl just rent
let's get a girl in here
and i want to ask them what their dream is and stuff like that well let pete
pick somebody yeah
pete somebody pick somebody pete look at it he just points yeah yeah you that
one by the way in the
meantime jules hi hi you know we're gonna be in give it up let's give it up for
carlos with the
coffee it's the greatest coffee god oh i wanted some milk jesus christ starbucks
what's your name thank
you hi come on in come on in don't be scared what's your name hi liz what do
you want it to be when
you grow up that's a very good question thank you for asking you're welcome and
i have a very good
question good stall something in tv i don't know like writing producing what
wherever they'll take
me i like i like fake dreams like that because anything that happens you i know
it was me yeah
anything that happens you go i made it you're in yeah yeah liz so what year are
you senior i'm gonna be
a senior okay right and next year will be a senior year yeah so you're not are
you you're not are you
prepared for the real world a little bit like do you have something in mind
that you think you're
gonna get into i don't even know i mean i'm doing an internship now so we'll
see we'll see where that
goes but cool do you think they should be miked or i think they should be miked
if we're gonna ask
some questions doc swing the mic over hold on yeah okay we can't hear her yeah
that's true yeah yeah
poor doc well it doesn't come off yeah yeah just do that you know what this
means to me and that i
don't mind is that how much more editing fancy has to do with it i actually
kind of love it all right
so um where did you grow up new jersey oh okay is it you can get close to that
you can get close to
that mic you can physically you can put your body closer not your head is it
production or is it
writing or production oh production yeah well that's a pretty easy job to get i
think no
it depends on what you want to do yeah i mean like what do you what do you
really tell be honest what
do you want to do and by the way let's say this you could reach high me and
this piece of shit
are stand-up comedians we both we both started at the bottom of our of our
respective fields and i
gotta tell you he'll probably admit this too i was so afraid to admit to people
that i wanted to be
a stand-up comedian for a long time or an actor yeah because i was afraid of
people being like
you're never gonna make it but isn't that true yeah you didn't want you we
always hit it because
you're scared people are gonna make fun of you for it but i gotta tell you do
the tonight show five
years in
jay leno fine where are you now two bad friends
but you know can i say this is real um you should really reach i honestly i i
don't believe that i don't
believe that you mean that i this is what i believe no i was afraid to admit it
i'm saying she
probably has the dream and she doesn't want to admit it to us yeah but
internally we reach for
the stars internally i envision everything the big house right i'm there now
whatever i have now i'm
fine with yeah me too everything that i envisioned you want i want more you
want i know you want you
want so much more yeah yeah i'm fine i've got a half i've got a one bedroom
half bath and i'm
comfortable with that no he lives in a mansion he's a six bed six bath he lives
in a mansion and his
guest house is a four bed four bath so my point is is please dream big what is
okay so give us like
like the ultimate there's no rules it can this the perfect scenario for you
would be what no rules
and don't think it's too out of reach talk show host talk show host see now she
admitted that's
cute that's all she that's great that's all we needed was to proper great well
then here's your
this is great here's liz liz what what's your last name ippolito we got yeah it's
gotta go
no no no liz ippy no your name is just ippy ippy i-p-p-y yeah yeah sure ladies
and gentlemen
ippy ippy the liz ippy the liz ippy the liz and you come out in a lizard suit
yeah it's ippy the liz
do liz do that that'd be great but let me tell you something ip dog ippy is a
dope name uh but
you cannot liz ippolito i mean who's gonna imagine someone in the middle of
america is going what's
on at 5 30 liz it a pull a pull out they're never gonna they're never gonna
remember that
so if i was a top talk show host it'd be nippy the chink
yes i know um gen z people don't like that kind of humor no we don't like you
know what we don't
like it either yeah we don't i don't like it yeah i don't like it either so ippy
liz uh i we wish
you the best of luck because i think you're gonna kill it i think you're gonna
be a talk show host
america watch out for it but if i if she uses that name we get royalty kicks
yeah yeah five percent
don't the liz don't forget yeah it'd be the liz yeah uh and and whomever you
talk you got to bring
us on the show you know at least one on your show i'll have to bring you on
mine god bless i love it
what what what network would you prefer to be on i don't know nbc is pretty
cool nbc nbc is pretty
cool yeah it is great i have a deal there do you yeah it'll fall through liz
thank you so much
liz let's go for liz thank you you're the best ippy's the shit ippy's the shit
we like it we like
ippy we like aj we like ethan yeah and we only got to hear one of the three
which is good
your mic back my friend well hold on let the kid let the boys do it yeah in the
meantime let's talk
to you you little scumbag all right so i have a little um uh jules update if i
may she's in a
committed relationship are you serious you got a motherfucking boyfriend give
her a round of applause
she's got a boyfriend everybody this yeah committed relationship and it's
wonderful i'm so proud of you
who is this guy let's bring up a photo of him no no let's bring up a photo let's
do it first of all
number one hot he has an instagram he posts no photos well okay can we please
see it but we won't
show it to the audience but we'll just show it to us in here he doesn't she
doesn't have i've never seen
him you've seen him yeah but it's always blurry and he's