Name: Soy Boys, Cuck & High-T | Ep 121 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Soy Boys, Cuck & High-T | Ep 121 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-20. Transcript available.

Soy Boys, Cuck & High-T | Ep 121 | Bad Friends

bonjour no we're in camarillo we're in camarillo at eric griffin's wedding look
at how gorgeous
this is it's so beautiful beautiful yeah this is the same fence they used in
the show oz this is
the fence actually at the border this is the border fence yeah dude trump won
funnier joke
funnier joke hey come see us live on the internet momenthouse.com bad friends
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bad friends june 28th sign up now say goodbye bob bye you two are bad friends
who are these two idiots
white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting you two are something we're
bad friends first of all
most importantly yeah rudy's in the philippines doc is not here andres is
filling in which is great we
have the real bean the real top top real real mccoy the real mccoy the real
taco stand what does mccoy
mean huh when they say the real mccoy what does it mean they're talking about
steve mccoy love him
yeah you do you know steve mccoy yeah one of the fastest shooters in the west
in the west
i have no idea what it means jimmy the kid oh jimmy the kid yeah it was jimmy
the kid and tanti bob
the builder jimmy the kid yeah what is mccoy it's from the hatfields and mccoy's
i know who that is
do you know the happens and mccoy's a fueling a feuding family in the south
have you heard of these
people oh no they were racist oh they were yeah they were fighting over my kind
of people who owned
the most black people is what they were fighting over really yeah if i was a
slave owner i would
probably only just if i was i would never do it because it's not um it goes
against my ethics but
here's the problem i'd have only three reason that's my lucky number yeah
because they would be all
in-house but what color would they be asian right but not but not korean
japanese no a couple of
the chinese slaves yeah yeah they work hard the problem is with that word
people have a
connotation that think it's automatically going to be about black people you
want asian slaves and
they're not going to do whatever they did i saw in the the roots well you're
you're not going to beat
your asian slaves no i'm not going to do any of that you're not going to
physically harm your asian
slaves i'm going to taunt them with what which is threats but i would never you
know do the dishes
or else you're going to be out there with andrew slaves that's right yeah
because you're out your
friends are out there yeah yeah yeah yeah you know who my slaves are what hot
white guys
really hot can i change no i want to change no you already picked you can't go
back dude dude
could i have all right no hot white girls no you can't that's just copying me
hot asian girls
fine i can have hot asian girls slaves outside yeah yeah they're the outside
they live outside no
i want no bras oh boobs out but no t-shirts oh because you know what i love i
want them to be
working and doing the cotton and stuff do they do is this i don't know i don't
know what they do but
for me it would be rice yeah because i don't eat cotton yeah i don't need it i
don't need i don't
no need for cotton yeah right but so rice but i like it when like when you know
like in music videos
when when the shirt they're not wearing bras and the shirt gets wet all right
and you see the boobs
yeah so they'll be doing the i don't know how you make rice with pans sure you
do yeah yeah why not
there's no doubt that you don't know yeah so they pan with the rock you know
the pan the rice right
yeah and they're just all good their juggies are you know oh they have the fuck
the
fucking little nippy nippy nippy nippy yeah the the chunky nipples yeah i want
my hike my hot white
slaves my hot white men slaves are going to be harvesting uh soy tofu obviously
because that's
what they eat and i make them i make them oh yeah i'll go i see what they're i
see what you're saying
there was hollywood slave yeah exactly oh i didn't i because i when you said
hot white guys
i didn't think gay but i guess they are i didn't think gay oh they're not they
can be whatever they
want to be that's true in our day and age anyone can be whatever they want to
be we let our slaves be
whatever they want to be yeah yeah my asian slave the one women out there if
they want to rub their
little tacos oh they can rub tacos a little korean fire little kimchi tacos
they need a fire you're
gonna make them fire well they have to rub the i don't know what however they
make the fire but
they're sleeping outside i know how i've organized my hot male white male
slaves oh they they all sleep
in one sleeping bag all of them oh yeah and i can i do that with mine no you
can't keep copying me
you know what and i and i zip them in every single night oh and i kiss them as
i go to bed yeah
peas in a pod peas in a pod yeah that's a really cool one yeah my little soy
boys that's what i call
them soy boys so boy and i ring a bell and you know what i'm wearing nothing
but a gun holster yeah
okay i'll i'll oh that's good yeah i'm just wearing a gun holster there's no
gun in it though
there it's just it's a squirt it's a squirt gun yeah okay could i have a squirt
and i spray them
when the story boys yeah you can i'm gonna tell you what my situation is all
right so i'm gonna
have a bunk bed uh-huh and the girls gonna sleep inside they're gonna sleep
inside now i've figured
out that they're gonna sleep outside okay but what i'm gonna do is in the
mattresses i'm gonna cut
out holes for their bums oh right so i'm on the bottom bank they're on the bunk
and then the top
bunk they can poop on you that's true but it doesn't matter that's worth it for
the squirt guns oh i
thought you wanted them to poop on you i thought that was the whole point of it
maybe maybe yeah yeah but
i'll you know i'll play a little game that night if i could squirt in the butthole
the hole itself
and then and the whole night that'd be cool right yeah yeah yeah oh look at
that soy boy is what i
call my boys soy boy is a pejorative term that's sometimes used online
communities describe men
lacking masculine not my boys my soy boys are flipping this terminology i'm
gonna have buff hot white soy
boys they wouldn't be soy boys then what do you mean read me the definition of
soy boy again i'm
sorry go back i'm sorry go back it's a give me the definition read it out
because i can't read it
soy boy yeah read it is a pejorative term sometimes used in online communities
to describe men lacking
masculine characteristics the term bears many similarities and has been
compared to the slang
terms cuck and low t by the way that's those guys cuck and low t why am i a cuck
no no no no
no no pete's pete's cuck oh you're low t yeah that makes sense yeah yeah
actually you're high t yeah
is low testosterone correct thank you if you have a high t that's when you
start losing a lot of hair
so that's why he's more manly than all of us in this room that's amazing if you
have high t so low t
actually that's your rap names now is low t and cuck low t and cuck and right
over here is soy boy for
sure soy boy low t and cuck can i tell you something that put it on a shirt can
i tell you
something that happened to me recently that's a miracle yeah so um you know
when i was doing my
relapse and the drinking you know the drugs i was doing remember yeah i was
there i was a part of you
were part of it right but i don't know if i told you this but when i was jerking
off frequently i would
jerk off uh-huh and nothing would come out the dust not even dust no it's no it's
not it's not a can
you imagine it's not a western oh oh he's not like a minor you know he's whoa
it would go
yeah and nothing would come out a bubble maybe yeah yeah and lately dude bro
you've been shooting bro i
could make a fucking i could make butter i could make i could no i could
literally make churn some
shit did you have retrograde ejaculation that occurs when semen enters the
bladder instead of
emerging through the penis during orgasm you still reach sexual climax you
might ejaculate very little
or no semen that's you you had retrograde ejaculation i don't know if that you
know when
you know when like a hippie chick is like mercury's in retrograde you had retrograde
ejaculation yeah my
dick was in retrograde your dick was in retrograde yeah and now it's not now
you're it's not now you're
in full moon but it's like so much now what are you doing with it i don't know
man i've been saving
it i have been saving it i know you have yeah but then it dries quick yeah it's
supposed to
really quick let me ask you something when it dries quick right um does the
sperm they're dead no
oh so they're just oh you know what they're like freeze tag oh they're doing
improv yeah they're
doing improv and then when they get tagged into a scene oh they're doing improv
yeah i thought it
was more like you know um prehistoric like insects uh-huh like could i revive
them later a hundred
percent all right come back to life i just need the technology that jerossi
park has 15 to 30 minutes
outside your body sperm can live 15 to 30 minutes that's insane have you ever
heard these stories of
like um look this up there was a chick that like saved a condom from a guy yeah
and then impregnated
herself with it afterwards like he threw it in the trash can he thought nothing
of it she went and
grabbed it impregnated herself in the bathroom and it worked it so basically a
woman who impregnated
itself with stolen semen from billionaire wins child support oh my god this
woman's a genius by the way so
basically sperm is like princess leah in that one star wars movie go on
remember she floated out of the
gravity right and for like 30 minutes it came back that's right that's what
sperm's like exactly what
sperm is princess leah is sperm and vice versa by the way that was what the
whole film was about i didn't
know the that was the metaphor you know he's like you're you are my you are my
father yeah that's where
you're my daddy started that's where daddy started as like a sex term yeah star
wars that's look there
he is sperm sperm in film frozen sperm in film welcome back to sperm in film
yeah sperm in film
i've never seen um you've never seen a cum shot in a real movie have you
have you i don't think i could no wait no is that against adam driver did it
adam driver did
in the tv show girls yeah like on season two he actually ejaculated yeah they
show the ejaculate as
well show me wow yeah yeah well i want to see i know i know a movie there's
something about mary
mary but it was in the hair but staven admitted that was all fake it wasn't
real this is this
supposed to be real you're carlos you're saying you're saying this is real it's
not his real cum
of course that's that's called porn oh no adam driver's comments what about
what about that what
about what about um what about the movie that shia laboeuf did where they had
to have like real
sex with other actors do you know what i'm talking about no there was this like
experimental filmmaker
do you know what i'm talking about and he yeah they did a couple of those
movies called dogma uh
uh and it was they had real movies in the 95 95 96 where they have real sex the
idiots like last
from three year movies yeah it's the same directors called nymphomania yes yes
yes lars uh last from
trier yes oh i love lars von trier and they had real sex on camera yeah what
was that lars von trier
movie where it was um what was it called bjork was in it dancing in the dark in
the dark dancing
did you see that no oh my god anything you gotta watch that movie did you see
that movie guys dancing
in the dark that movie made me cry so hard anyway that by the way bruce springsteen
comes up obviously
look at bjork what a cool specimen dancer in the dark dancer in the dark yeah
that was a really
good movie but but that was a large von trier right yeah remember how mad
people got at bjork
like she's al