Name: Another Break Up!? ft. Will Sasso & Chad Kultgen | Ep 127 | Bad Friends
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Another Break Up!? ft. Will Sasso & Chad Kultgen | Ep 127 | Bad Friends

- Hey!
- Who got new merch, Bob?
- Who did, we did.
- Let me see.
- These are my favorite shirts that we've ever sold.
- So here's the deal, we picked a bunch of new,
different merch, but this is Bob's favorite design,
which I love.
I've got a beautiful design on here.
It's of course us as unicorns hugging in the sea.
- Those are mermaids, dude.
- Huh?
I'm a unicorn, bud, I'm a manicorn.
- Okay, I didn't know.
- And Fancy also has one of me and Bobby close talking,
just whispering to each other, real, real close.
Carlos is obviously wearing the same one that I am.
We also have other shirts.
What do we got?
We have a bag?
- We got this in white.
- Close talking.
Christian, close talking.
This is a bag, so if you want to be eco-friendly, huh?
You know what I mean?
You can bring your own bag somewhere.
- Yeah, this is made out of something good.
- And this is the same design that Bob has on in a hoodie.
There's a hoodie.
- Yeah, check it out.
So it's like a Stardew Valley.
- Oh, this is a Stardew Valley shirt.
- Bad Friends shirt.
- Bobby's favorite, a Stardew Valley Bad Friends shirt,
available now as well.
So go get it in the link below, you guys.
Click on the link in the description below
to go buy some of the Bad Friends merch.
- Woo!
- Boo!
- You two are Bad Friends.
- Who are these two idiots?
- Woo!
- A white dude and an Asian dude.
- Woo!
- You two are disgusting.
- Woo!
- You two are something.
- We're Bad Friends.
- Oh, wow!
- Are you rolling already?
- We're over, we already did.
- I guess we're waiting for the Stardew Valley.
- How late?
- It's in 20 minutes now.
- How are you, Will?
Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
- I'm sorry.
How are you?
- Shake his fucking hand.
- I'm sorry.
- It was a fucking parking lot, the goddamn five.
- Is that what happened to you, Chad?
- I'm sorry.
- Where do you live, Chad?
- I live in West Hollywood.
It's about a 45 minute drive.
You know what I do is never leave 15 minutes or less
for anything that I have to be, that's insane.
- Chad and I spoke pretty candidly before the show
about how often that you're late.
- Yeah, that's true.
- And he had some choice words.
- Yeah, I understand.
- And I won't say them on the show.
- It also hurts people.
It hurts people's feelings.
- It's true.
- I know.
- It does.
It's like spitting in somebody's face, I think.
- Yeah.
It used to hurt my feelings.
- I don't know if I'd go that far.
- Now I'm used to it.
We've been in this relationship for so long.
It's just part of it now.
- Well, I don't know if I'd go that far.
- You want to welcome our guests onto the show
and introduce them to the fans that are-
- You know what, those freewheeling shows?
It's just like, we just go, hey man, this is raw.
You know what I mean?
It's whatever happens.
- Oh, you know what, I don't know
what kind of game you're playing right now, but yes.
Yes.
It's a freewheeler.
- Hey, it's really good to be here.
Will Sasso and Chad Coulton from the Dudesy Podcast,
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Hey, I'm sitting across from a couple
really good friends here in the podcast world.
- Yeah, I know.
- There's nothing funnier than being meta
and making fun of a thing you do.
- You guys.
Hey, everybody.
- Yeah.
- Oh, what am I, a podcast guy?
- Yeah.
- Hey, you know what I started doing?
- I like when people, we make fun of podcasts.
It's like, oh, it's so lame.
It's the thing we do.
- Yeah.
- We're on a podcast to talk about-
- Hey, I'm sitting over here, you're sitting over there,
that color, this wall, that color, that wall.
Hey, logo, looks like us, kind of does and kind of does.
Hey, rab, rab, rabble.
You put the chopper thing into the glass.
- Chris Rock.
- Yep.
- He's good.
That is good, Chris Rock.
- I thought it was Denzel at first.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- But that's definitely Chris Rock.
- Let me hear, do another Chris Rock?
- Why does it have to be a black?
Put the drink into the drink and get sleepy.
- Nancy Pelosi.
- Nancy Pelosi.
- Is that Nancy Pelosi?
- I think it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Listen, we have two people here.
One guy I've known since 2000.
So probably 22 years.
- Something like that, yeah man.
- 23 years.
And the other guy I just met, but I've been a far fan.
- You guys have never met?
- A far fan.
- We've never met.
I went up to him, I go, have we met before?
And he goes, no, I know you like squirrels.
- Oh yeah.
They like me is more accurate, I think.
- Why do you think you have a magnet for squirrels?
- I don't know.
One just started coming around my place.
She became like a pet.
She would come in every day.
I'd photograph her compulsively.
And I kind of trained her to be like a little cat.
She would sit on my couch.
I could pet her, watch TV with her.
And then eventually she started having broods of children
in this nest immediately outside my bedroom window.
And I'd wake up every morning, open the fucking windows,
give her some nuts.
She'd come out, stretch her legs,
and leave me to like care for her newborn infants.
And I'd get all these weird pictures and videos and stuff.
- Stepdad chat.
- Basically yeah.
I don't really want to ever have a pet.
I'm not into death, but this pet family.
- Then don't watch Alone, because this season of Alone,
they're just eating squirrels, all of them,
every fucking day. - Oh Jesus Christ.
- And I can't watch this show
because I love squirrels so much.
- Me too.
- I will, thank you for that recommendation.
I will not watch that show.
- Yeah, yeah. - It's such a good show.
- It's such a great show.
- They put these renegade, outdoorsy people
in the middle of fucking nowhere.
- Survival reality. - Almost nothing.
- Reality kind of thing.
- They document it themselves.
- Oh, I see. - They give them film equipment.
It's always in like Northern.
You're from where you are, you're from?
- I'm from Northern, yeah.
- Yeah, Northern Canada, right?
And it's, they get 10 items.
- Yeah. - Right?
And it's whoever's the last man standing.
- Can you survive? - What do you mean?
Last man standing, these people die?
- No. - No, no, they tap out.
They all tap out. - No, there's two ways.
No, there's two ways.
- Medical, they have to medically remove you
or you tap out.
So every week they come by to see how you're doing
and if they think you're gonna die, they remove you.
- They test your vitals and a lot of times they're like,
you're borderline about to die.
And people are like, no, I can do it.
And they're like, you will die tonight
in the middle of the night.
And they fight them all the way
because they win a million dollars if they go to the end.
- Yeah. - Oh, okay.
- There's one girl that had her whole foot was blue and black.
- She literally was like, take it off.
- No, you're gonna lose your foot.
- She was like, take it off.
- From what's it called?
- Frostbite. - Frostbite.
- I call it wet feet.
- Wet feet.
That's the medical term.
- Yeah, the medical term is wet feet.
- Medical term is wet foot.
- Yeah, yeah, but.
- I'll see you here, you got wet foot, boy.
- But they're eating so many cute things.
- Birds, squirrels. - Season nine.
They're eating fucking otters.
- Oh. - Oh, they're so cute.
You don't eat a lot.
- Yeah, I don't know.
- What does an otter even taste like?
It tastes cute.
- Yeah, it probably tastes good.
- Yeah. - Oh, it tastes so adorable.
It'd be a first time taste sensation
and then you wouldn't feel so hot about it.
Yeah, I just kicked otters and squirrels
up against a tree and eat it.
- Yeah, and they just kill.
Yeah, so don't watch it if you love squirrels.
- I won't, I do love squirrels.
They're probably my favorite.
- Do you have kids? - No.
- Wife? - No.
- Okay, let me, in a survivalist situation,
let's suppose, 'cause we believe that global warming's here
and not going away. - I believe it, yes.
I believe it.
We're believers of the global warming's, right?
- That's right.
- Hey, since when are you so afraid of summer, lib?
- Nice one, dude.
- Eat fuck, I love it.
But anyway, and let's suppose-
- Hey, oh, summer's hot.
- Give it up.
- Yeah, whatever.
- Just cut your shorts shorter.
- Oh, I like the duality between you two.
Is that what it is? - Yeah, you know,
it's a real kind of-
- You do the other opposite thing.
You're the right wing guy?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's what I adopted.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's sort of a, yeah, it's a new spin on the-
- Can I ask Chad a question, you fuckface?
- Not as long as I talk this loud,
I'm gonna go for a day and everything.
You gotta ask permission, and I take no one bad friend's guest.
He's a bad guest.
- This is what it's like to do a podcast with him, by the way.
- I'm sorry. - Every fucking time.
- Chad, focus on me, okay.
- See, the thing is, we're both white nationalists,
so that's, we don't have a, there's no duality.
- Well, I applied to the Oath Keepers,
they said no three times.
- Why did they say no?
- I don't know.
- I'm a Sons of Liberty.
- I'm trying to get into Patriot Front right now.
'Cause they just march, and they hang out in vans together.
I like that.
- You love vans.
- They hang out in the fucking U-Haul,
and tell the guy, "It's hot in the U-Haul, we're fine."
- Yeah.
- Joe DeRosa took me to the American Legion Hall
on Hollywood, just north on Highland,
and then he said, "You too can be a member here.
All you have to be is the descendant
of someone that fought."
And I was like, "No, shit, that's all it is."
He's like, "Yeah, they're called the Sons of Liberty."
And immediately I was like, "This is QAnon."
- Sounds bad, yeah, this is QAnon.
- Definitely, you don't want anybody
being able to Google Sons of Liberty in your name
and have anything come on.
- I was in on it until he was like, "No, just Sons of Liberty."
Not that, I was like, "Oh, no, no, the door closed."
I was like, "Never mind, this is..."
- Do you believe the Patriot Front did a march
in the middle of downtown Boston like three weeks ago?
- Really? - What's the Patriot Front?
- They're like a KK white nationalists.
- Okay, we're our own group, first of all.
- We don't, we, we're our own thing.
But yeah, it was two and a half weeks ago we were in Boston.
- Yeah, and they were marching, and it's like,
I'm just saying that if that happens-
- They're a white nationalist neo-fascist hate group.
- Jesus Christ. - And hate is such a strong word.
We don't hate anything.
- We're two in a real box.
- We're Patriots.
- Yeah, and you guys have medical benefits,
don't you guys give out medical benefits?
- We sure do.
We have PPOs.
- If I'm a black trans person, can I get into your group?
- You have to go through the process like everybody else.
- Which is what? - Theory.
- We take you out back and we flog you, and we tell you,
we ask you if Donald Trump is your Lord and Savior,
and you've just gotta answer a few small questions,
and that's it.
- And we pull down your pants and see what's going on,
and do the opposite of that.
We have a doctor in house, and we just go, no, no, no.
- Keep Boston Irish.
- That's the Patriot fan. - Irish in quotes.
- Oh my God. - Is that really,
that was at the march?
- Yeah. - Oh my God, how sad.
- That is rough. - But what I'm saying is that,
if they did that in LA,
do you think that there'd be more chaos?
'Cause no one, nothing happened.
They were just, people just let it happen.
- I bet you this has happened in Los Angeles,
and we never heard about it.
Do you know what I mean?
I think in Hawthorne or something,
this went down and nobody knew.
- The night before the 2016 election,
I was at Hollywood and Highland seeing a movie
with some friends.
We came out onto Hollywood Boulevard there,
and there was a convoy of pickup trucks
full of pro-Trump supporters with banners,
people dressed like the Statue of Liberty,
with their arm around people dressed like Donald Trump and shit,
and I was like, what the fuck is this?
This is in the heart of Los Angeles.
- Wow. - This is happening.
- But Hollywood is 