Name: Bobby vs. Steve Hawking | Ep 128 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby vs. Steve Hawking | Ep 128 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-08. Transcript available.

Bobby vs. Steve Hawking | Ep 128 | Bad Friends

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i just shot i just shot this big goon in the face well shot we're playing rage
shadow legends
everyone knows i'm going into my battle right now and i'm going i'm doing the
campaign this is
actually very cool and then i did that there's four of us together marching
through this game
the graphics are actually really good they're really good the graphics oh i
just killed there's
a big dragon this dragon looks a lot like me yeah this year raid celebrates its
third year anniversary
these are my top three champions coronar cleopatrax by stophus i love that he
has a high accuracy aura
for all allies and these are our top three places to play i play in the shower
you play in the shower
yeah yeah yeah i play it while i'm bungee jumping i play it i play it when i'm
in bed that's the most
time i play video games on my phone is when i'm in the bed or when i'm in the
backyard yeah sometimes
i just sit outside by myself basically you can play it anywhere it's fun
anywhere yeah anytime you can
do it on mobile or pc yep it's for both it's a great game the graphics are
insane they're console
level graphics and this month raid's got a non-stop schedule of uh special
events and activities
including forge past season three with some amazing rewards uh on offer
including a limited edition
artifact set limited edition if that's not enough raid's bringing out some new
champions along with
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only
you two are bad friends do you do you feel better when you get like a white limo
driver or a white
driver you do you like that more yeah but i don't like it because whenever if
they know who i am it's
okay yeah but sometimes when not every time if i get a white driver and they
see it's me they get bummed
right away why because i look like i don't have money that's true last night
you did espy's after
party yeah i don't by the way did you watch espy's steph did stand up uh sarah
tiana wrote some of his
stuff uh chris spencer uh who else he crushed actually he's a really nice guy
no but he actually
did really well at the espy's like he roasted a little bit it was kind of fun
man yeah because
even when i mean uh collide did his game show you know his wife at a game show
he was very funny and
loose dope dude he's a good dude what he's very charismatic yeah he's extreme
that's not your guy
though like spud webb that's your guy this guy he walked in this morning he
walked in and was like
he's like man tino did you see what happened with the pentagon and i was like
of course not oh my god
and he's like man they released a whole new subcategory tell him what it is oh
so you know how
they get that the uap task force so now they open up an office for anomalous
vehicles that's going from
space into the water so they try to monitor everything oh they go to water now
they've been in water
see that's what i'm talking about they never even mentioned they've been in
water they've been in water
yeah the movie's called the abyss i saw it yeah it was good yeah do you like
that movie
that was a great good movie you guys are perfect preliminary assessment unidentified
aerial
phenomena is this it this is what the new thing is oh my god no no no don't go
to the docks it's too
much no just type in you know he does this late at night he's on these docks
late at night it's
docking the dock what a sad world just type in ufo and then type and then click
on news type in ufo news
i can imagine doc with his alien pajamas right late at night pino experience
mission to transmedia
reading this stuff it's so sad it's so sad the visual yeah after only eight
months of existence
the pentagon's office tasked with investigating and tracking ufos or unidentified
aerial phenomena
will look beyond the stars for objects of interest on wednesday the pentagon
announced that it renamed
and expanded the authority of the government's chief ufo office that someone
just got a promotion
formerly known as the airborne object identification and management group or a
o i m g
the office will now be known as the all domain anomaly resolution office or a
ro arrow
i gotta be honest with you all jokes aside right now yeah all jokes aside yeah
this this is going on
so under the radar that a piece of me knows they have so much information sure
honestly like this is
how is this not the front page news that like they've slid this under biden has
covet do you know
what i mean yeah like biden has covered like big deal everyone has covered
right now literally everybody
how come we don't hear about this but also you're scared are you scared but
doctor you got to do it
the way they're doing it because it scares everybody it should scare everyone i
didn't know what a
galaxy was i've been good because since i met you i've been like googling
things and trying to learn
about it there's 300 billion planets in our galaxy wait wait there's 300
billion planets in our galaxy
alone yeah i think 200 billion yeah 200 billion yeah you're off 500 billion
that's i i don't know but
check this out right and then there are 300 million planets that could be like
earth in that 200
billion right so and then that's just our galaxy there's other galaxies so in
my head i'm like
theoretically right you're right i mean it the odds there's got to be other
life intelligent life on
other planets right right we can't be the only we can't be the only because we're
not that good look
at us in this room yeah can you imagine but that's why they haven't been there
they were so dumb you
know you know how like the last time we was talking about this and y'all name
some some of those
groups of different species y'all name yeah let's think about this white the
tall white okay yeah what
else name another one the gray people yeah okay uh blue man group okay man you're
on some
bullshit that's the michael stipe from rm 100 100 michael stipe you think that
you don't think that
guy's a yeah verne troiro was definitely right r.i.p r.i.p definitely was so
let's just say this
let's say let's pretend right now that those are all real they are yeah they
are real so what that means
they're all coming here and they're able to get to us but we're not able to get
to them it means we're
in the middle of something that's why we don't know what understand what's
going on well yeah we don't
i don't think we're the end of it in the middle of i think we're just in the
middle of something and
we're starting to find out yeah but the theory that they're having a war if you
look online there's
like a war between five different alien races right possibly who's yeah what
who's winning you would
think that you would walk outside and see a shrapnel of a something something
but they
like well there's no sign of look at the distance we are from different solar
systems what the
fuck are you talking about see but you're saying that they're here yeah yeah
there's been coming
here and they are here they're here now they're here where are they where are
they underwater are
the underwater underwater they don't want to stay on the surface yeah yeah what
are they in the bases
or whatever they got there with the government if no no i'm saying are there
any of them walking free
well amongst us according to the government it's possible what right so
according to the documents
or like unaccountable pregnancies that would be they're walking the monsters
this depends on how
many women or how many people didn't have that if it's if that's true you know
you understand what
i'm saying so you're saying women are getting pregnant by aliens you want to
call them aliens whatever you
want to call them yeah well okay what what do you want me to call them yeah
well because they they
could still be human beings like you know what your problem is you think that
we probably are the only
human beings hey type in 1977 shire youtube on youtube so theoretically god
look at me theoretically
i could be an alien that's possible hey doc that would explain hey doc that
would explain a lot
yeah my gray dick that my gray dick that would explain my great day right there
right there the top one
yeah okay okay okay 1954 here we go before women could standard cheers had a
whole crop of flying saucers
spots in the sky lights in the sky strange things but the strangest of all was
seen one day over this
cottage mr mrs rustenberg were living there quietly out in the country and well
pause it well i believe just
nothing that's going to come out of this yeah this woman escaped eastern european
the block came to
fucking wherever she what is this isn't is england now yeah she made it out
alive but dude 1954 look
at what she's wearing that shirt by the way she's barely she's 28 years old
yeah she's in really bad
condition yeah no let's hear what she says let me ask you something i could
tell you you would
fuck her before you'd fuck me of course i would give it to her in a heartbeat
and just without the accent though if she wasn't british i swear she uh before
this guy of course
you're dumb you're dumb oh why would you wait you would fuck her before you
fuck andrew anybody
me dude look at me i'm taking that pussy that pussy you know gross all right
let me see what she has to
tell me what you saw well it was one ordinary day i was waiting for my husband
to come home from work
and my two sons went to cipher to school and i was getting changed and i heard
this terrific noise it was
just like a giant cauldron of water being poured onto a a fire a sort of noise
you know and the first
reaction was oh the children i thought maybe a plane was crashing or something
like that
and i uh slipped my jumper on and went outside to find my two sons lying flat
on the ground in a garden
in front of the house shouting mommy mommy there's a flying saucer well
naturally i just said come on
don't be stupid come in the house but felt sort of a strange sensation uh went
on my way up the side
of the house to where we had a pump where we used to get all our water from and
um automatically looked
up to see this all i can describe this huge mexican hut it was stationary this
thing and it was bright
the best yeah and the clouds parted yeah and all i heard was
yeah yeah yeah what the are you talking about it was mex mexican aliens yeah
yeah bro that's the
alien she's talking about she's talking about immigrants yeah i'm not saying
that she's real
but she's not at brexit okay so you watch this late at night no uh yes three in
the morning
in your alien pajamas this is porn you're peeing on the wire you're watching
this at three in t