Name: The Dark Side Of Bobby Lee | Ep 135 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Dark Side Of Bobby Lee | Ep 135 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-26. Transcript available.

The Dark Side Of Bobby Lee | Ep 135 | Bad Friends

you two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude i'm an asian dude
you two
are disgusting you two are something we're bad friends no i mean they're both
you guys are both
getting kind of famous well let's start to roll are we rolling by the way i got
recognized at the
austin airport are we rolling right now but you're getting kind of famous i
mean not as famous as us
we're like we're like that yeah like in the beat if we were the beatles we
would be john me yeah uh
uh ringo no no no let's ring go oh hey ring yeah the ring that's the juice
right okay i'd be i'd be
lenny john yeah i'd be landing paul for sure yeah for sure i don't have the
doughy eyes well i also
i die at some point earlier than you on accident that's true but who's george
george oh george
kimmel yeah george is joe um carlos is pete best the drummer that without a
doubt without a doubt
and carlos is what and you mean fancy i'm paul what i mean i mean fancy you
think you're paul
i'm paul you really think so so not paul you're so far from paul it's insane
yeah yeah you know who
you are you're one of the recording engineers yeah i guess so you may have you
recorded abbey road
that's i'll give you that doctor you're phil specter okay is phil specter a
part of it no but we'll
say he is no no who no who's the like engineer the composer engineer producer
guy that's super famous
that was a part of the beatles george martin there it is george martin yeah you're
george martin yeah
are you oh is she yoko you're yoko no way no why because yoko is like the one
who broke up the group
no if anything i say you know that's not the real reason the reason why you say
that
is because you don't want to be asian what yeah who does i know but that's the
real reason look
look at my eyes is that the truth look into those asian eyes look at my little
asian eyes is it
because if she was what if yoko was white or mexican or black you'd rather be
yoko but because she's
asian be honest with me look at my eyes she's not racist you're not racist no
she loves asians
you do she works with one at the store real quick name me three asians that you
know go
bobby lee yeah not baby you're asian that's fair oh that's true okay go and go
stevie weavey yes
that's my brother okay and oh you're right that's all i could do
but i to be honest with you yeah isn't that the only two she needs to know that
is true
that's fair that's very fair yeah she's not racist because she wanted to party
maybe five
asians name me name me five asians don't repeat the question young ali wong uh
uh shang wang
um uh you and stevie weeby very good very good and uh and jimmy oh yang very
good and uh steve
burn who's half does that count or no no it doesn't count okay and uh ken jong
that's totally that's
fine and michelle yo you won okay yeah you beat her she not only is she not
racist she wanted to hang
real bad with someone who we chatted up with this weekend we were going to go
to their show
but we couldn't because we were performing who was who did we hit who hit us up
lil pump
lil pump what's a pump lil pump super famous i'm a big fan of big pump oh you
like i i love
only like big i don't like lil pump lil pump was in oh shit lil pump was in
salt lake city when we
were there and legitimately hit us up and was like yo come to my show and i was
like we have two shows
so we couldn't have gone and then we tried to go to the after party but instead
we went to an
after party with the staff at salt lake we got drunk and we talked about
periods for two and a
half hours and also you guys called me yeah so it's a party don't call me from
a
shit party no no some club manager's apartment first of all dude it was a
server's townhouse
oh my bad yeah my bad yeah no i thought it was just a regular house and it was
a very nice townhouse
very nice yeah and and we got that you called me and you were like hey so we're
here i just wanted to
say hi because we and i'm like what's up this is the conversation literally
ring ring i picked it up
we're here no you called me twice i did i ignored the first one you did right i
ignored the first
one that's right ring ring second time right what's up hey we're here where
managers
townhouse cool bye that was it so rude i just wanted to say hi because i missed
you yeah yeah you're
drunk you're drunk you do that when you're drunk was i drunk honestly don't
remember even calling
she was wasted juicy was shit-faced we had a full conversation on the car ride
home i was like
you remember any of that she's like no you don't remember i well and she drove
you called me yeah you did yeah i did let me ask you something oh don't skip
over that
let's talk about that phone call i that was a really nice phone call
um i can't call you no i loved it i got a call from bobby and you want you know
he goes no yeah
he goes easy are you having a good time i said yeah i'm having a great time
santino's on stage
right now can you hear him and you go yeah yeah i don't want to listen to him i
want to talk to you
about something okay i thought that was funny but then what did i say then you
said uh are you're having
a good time i said yeah i'm having the time of my life and you said they go
crazy for you when they
called your name i said yeah they went nuts they went nuts they went insane and
you're like i think
very fast things are going to change for you and and just be ready for a lot of
new opportunities
and i just want you to know who did it for you
which i haven't said once literally i never said that yes you yes you did yes
you did that is
blasphemy no no no no no no no this is the real you bro cordurable is that a
word incorrigible yeah
yeah you're being cordial okay but you're learning new words yeah yeah that's a
good thing you're being
um are new words in video games somehow yeah yeah yeah it um
words on that's what they say i killed you you're incorrigible that's incorrigible
let me ask you
he doesn't know what that means what is that a person that their tendencies not
able to be
corrected improved or reformed that's exactly what it is well that's what i
meant right i never said that
you are incorrigible never said that be a great name for your special that you'll
never put out
i thought it was a great phone call it was really nice she loved it yeah okay
and then i said that no
matter how famous i get you'll always be more famous than me but you'll always
be my baby and then what
i said after that do do you remember what i said after that you said it doesn't
always work out that
way doesn't always work out that way yeah to give you opportunity but i'm
purposely gonna hold myself
back so i'll never get more famous than you because that's how much i respect
you yeah now let's talk
about let me ask you something if you met little pump juicy would you let him
do a little pump what do
you mean like help me she's in a loving relationship right now be honest no i'm
glad we didn't go to the
party though because because then she would have yeah i would have a little
pump no no i'm kidding
would you a little pump no but i'd probably like get really out like doing
drugs we were
going to definitely get up yeah if we went to there if we go to little pumps
thing we're going
to get out we're going to go out out i mean i got drunk at the manager's house
let me ask you something would i be able to get into a little pump or no i don't
think so yeah i can't
i don't he did when he dm me he said um he goes is the noodle with you and i
said no and he goes
he's thank god tg thank god yeah tg no we had a really good time yeah we ate
some really good
dinners we had some fun in salt lake city sold out shows and juicy ripped how
many how many minutes
20 yeah and you ripped yeah yeah she ripped it was really fun yeah it's a lot
easier when the crowd
already likes you you know i was thinking about they did i would say 70 of the
crowd knew who she was
it's interesting comedy is harder when no one knows who the fuck you are of
course it is yeah
i would just remember those days where it's like i had you had to prove it yeah
it takes you
five ten minutes just to yeah like you so it's like i kind of miss don't you
miss that no trust me
no no not at all you know well you don't miss like you know i can't wait i'm
gonna i'm gonna
improve my work i think no see i think i've told we told we had this
conversation i think there is
this weird breaking point where once they do know you then you really do have
to prove yourself
again because it's like they paid really good money to see you do a whole hour
versus when they
didn't know you and you get 10 minutes at a time or 15 to try to earn this love
and content and humor
and respect then now they pay to see you so their expectation is high they want
they you better do
well if you don't do well and they paid all that money to do that thing they're
let down they can't
you can't let them down so to me it's the same as back then it's just now they
they're more apt to
want you to win but if you don't perform yeah you're i know then they're never
coming back to
see you again they're never buying your tickets they check out so it's just as
hard it's just
a different kind of challenge yeah i would see that on a big scale when i would
tour with bigger names
you'd see those big names they would still get a little anxious before shows
because they're like
well the expectations are through the roof you have to deliver you have to i
hate that's that
that's the worst part of headlining i love it i know you do the pressure you
own up to it well
the pressure's great you got to fucking go you got to do it you have to fucking
when i when i would
feature walk in the park oh it's so fun you got no pressure you just get to hit
home runs and then
go home yeah yeah i always want to feature new york was fun new york was so
much fucking my favorite
part was the cellar yeah going to the cellar was amazing because you and i are
back to back right that
was the second time you ever did the cellar second time i've ever done it and i
didn't do that cellar
though i did the original cellar well there's two sellers we did the village
underground yeah
it's like 10 times the size it's not that big but did you i went into the
little cellar the original
one it's so small it's like 50 it's the size of this fucking room here smaller
yeah yeah yeah yeah
i've only seen that one where you go down the stairs and yeah yeah there's a
bigger one that's
like maybe three times its size it's around the corner it's around the block it's
around the corner
yeah and i'm like yeah i'll do the cellar and then as i walked in it felt i
felt nervous
really yeah because it's like i have to i'm from the west coast what's up
representing you didn't
say that no that was inside but you did you did do a little your bobby black
voice i know i know i
know to the piano player to the with the two dudes that are up there he did a
little bobby black
voice he goes what's up dog what's up dog yeah because i because of arty for quam
i know and
arty was hosting yeah and then bobby got a little black voice when bobby does
bobby black what's up
you know what i mean i did that what's up player yeah player and he cut then he
was playing like he
was had his hands on the keys and he looked like he was like he did when i was
like confused not
sure he liked it he didn't like it well because you did that to the coffee guy
we went to get coffee in the
morning young black guy young black guy and i said no and i said can i get just
a a regular iced coffee
said four shots uh four shots over ice playa playa and i was like bobby i and
the guy was laughing
and bobby goes we're connected we're on a level and i was like no no he doesn't
want to hear that
he doesn't want to hear that you're an asshole and then you go what am i
supposed to say oh can
i get four shots dog and i was like don't say that yeah say none of that just
say may i have
four shots of coffee please yeah but you but then finally he laughed he goes no
no it's okay but
insi