Name: Bobby is MIA feat. Annie Lederman, Trevor Wallace & His Korean Replacement | Ep 139 | Bad Friends
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Bobby is MIA feat. Annie Lederman, Trevor Wallace & His Korean Replacement | Ep 139 | Bad Friends

Hey, bad friends. I am going to be in Boston for New Year's Eve and New Year's
Eve, Eve,
the 30th and the 31st. You got to come see your boy, andrewsantino.com for
tickets. Boston,
come out, see me, celebrate with me. Let's have a good time, andrewsantino.com
for those tickets.
You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
You two are something. We're bad friends.
Welcome back to Bad Friends. Let me tell you something. It's a new show.
It's different today. Bobby's gone because we fired him.
Fired.
And we're looking to fill his spot. So we've got some people that are going to
come in and fill a spot.
Right now, Trev Wallace, T-Dub, is in the house, in the hot seat, and also,
directly across from him, is my main man, Rex Dizzy. This motherfucker is the
best.
And right next to him is, um... Damn, I always forget your name.
You gave it to me.
Juicy! Juicy's in the motherfucking house.
Um, how fun is this, guys? We're filling in Bobby's seat because we don't need
him anymore.
Where is he?
I'm a chubby Korean, so fuck it.
Yeah, you fill the mold.
Let's get weird.
In fact, let's really get... Let's get right into it.
So, Wreck and I worked together on an A24 show called Beef that will come out.
When is that going to come out? I have no idea.
Next year.
Sometime next year.
Yeah.
Is this the show that was written for Bobby?
It was.
Oh.
Damn.
I think we found the answer right here.
The host is across from me.
So, Bobby's mad at...
Bobby doesn't hate you, but he's not happy that you got the role that he wanted.
Because it was supposed to be maybe me and Bobby at one point, and then it
became me and Wreck.
You know, I approached him about it.
What did you say?
I saw the podcast, and then the next day I was eating at some Korean restaurant,
and I was like, yo, I heard you was talking shit.
But respectfully, because I know he... He probably kicked my ass, though.
No, he can't.
He has Ajaxi strength.
That's like...
He's 75 years old.
He is an old, tiny Korean man.
I get some little old Korean men have good strength.
Yeah, they don't work out, but they're very powerful.
I think it's because of the mandatory military service or something.
He has that.
Yeah, he does.
And like hidden Korean rage.
I don't have that much rage.
I kind of want to see you guys fight now.
Can we set up a fight between Wreck and Bobby and see who wins?
Yeah, we'll get on it.
Okay, you want to...
No, don't.
Can you bare knuckle him?
I absolutely don't want to fight him.
So honest, you're like, I don't want to.
Yeah.
So, Wreck filled the shoes that Bobby couldn't, and man, oh man, did you kill
it on the show.
So, it's so good.
I don't know if the show is good, but you did good.
You did.
You killed it.
I did very, very good.
And that was humble.
I'm very humble about it.
No, I had a super fun time.
I hope the show is good.
Fucking who knows.
You know what I mean?
You do stuff and you never...
I had a guy, I just said at the coffee shop, this guy was like, oh, I saw the
trailer that
you did for that Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart thing.
And look, I had a great time.
It's not doing well.
Do you feel that's a personal thing on you at all or no?
It was all me.
Okay, that's what I was saying.
Kevin the whole time was like, come on, man.
This is on you.
This film is about you.
It's your film.
Right.
And I was like, okay.
And it's...
I don't...
What's funny about Netflix is you can't bomb, really.
It just goes away.
That one bomb.
Fancy.
Fancy.
Did it bomb?
When the producers are saying it bombed, it really bombed.
No, we talked about it on the show before.
I think on Rotten Tomatoes.
I think on Rotten Tomatoes, we showed it.
What is it now?
Six.
Yeah, but you're not doing that to be like, this is where I get my acting wings.
You're like, motherfucking Kevin Hart.
You get a couple stills with him and you're good.
Then you're good.
I had to pay for him, though.
All the pictures I had to post, he made me pay.
And you also did it just to make friends with Kevin.
That was his only reason why I did it.
He got a six on the tomato meter.
Shout out.
That's pretty good.
It's not bad.
Yeah, it's pretty level.
How many reviews, though?
855,000, it says.
Something like that.
Interesting.
There's a couple of critics.
64.
64.
That's not enough.
I think you need to hit 100 before you get a real rate.
Right.
But anyway, yeah, dude, I don't know.
And I'm also in.
I will know if a box office.
That top, that bottom, right.
Maybe Kevin Hart's worst movie yet.
Yeah, and that's from Nick at the Daily Beast.
You know, he's a top critic.
Did you know that?
And every day he's just a beast.
The Daily Beast.
Any bottom critics?
You're not going to show any bottom critics on there?
That's what I'm saying.
Russell Simmons.
Look at Russell Simmons.
Russell Simmons is on there.
Russ Simmons.
I used to work for him.
Where's he at?
Oh, there it is.
Did you work for Russell Simmons?
I used to work for Russell Simmons, yeah.
Go on.
And then he was the man.
He would just bring hot women into the office and then go to his office where
they would
probably do Hollywood stuff.
And then he would just walk out and then she would leave.
And he'd be like, put this girl in a sketch because it was a comedy and music
vertical at
the time.
What is Hollywood stuff that they would do behind closed doors?
I think a lot of rock, paper, scissors, naked, sexually.
I don't know.
I don't know, but he would just bring lovely women in, probably have a nice
general pitch
meeting as Hollywood is.
You're like, here's my script.
And he's like, here's my cock.
And, you know.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I mean, maybe.
I don't know.
Is that what goes on in Hollywood?
Why am I not getting more roles?
That's why me time didn't do well.
He didn't show your cock.
I didn't show my cock.
No, I don't know.
I think he would, he would just oftentimes, he always had like an entourage.
He would just, his Instagram was always like yoga post, like very zen.
And then he'd walk in and be like just yelling and then just have like hot
women and just
call me.
He'd be like white bitch.
He would say that to me.
You were the white bitch?
He would say white bitch.
You're Russell Simmons's white bitch.
I was.
Yeah.
I worked for him for like three years.
He never once knew my name.
I used to like post on his Instagram.
Like I was his guy.
Like when you put out a special, you should call it white bitch.
White bitch.
Trevor Wallace white bitch.
Damn.
And if you do put out a special, uh, we're, we've all been waiting by the way,
because
Trevor Wallace, according to Bobby Lee is the best comedian that's out right
now.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's not here.
I mean, I used to get up.
What's the laughter for, huh?
What am I?
Top 23?
I can see how uncomfortable you're getting.
Oh, of course.
I mean, because this is the same chair that Bobby was appraising me on.
He was.
Yeah.
And you were like, I mean, I guess.
No, I wasn't.
Show the footage.
Show man on Santino.
Roll the clip.
You said, you said, he said, how good is Trevor Wallace?
I go, he's great.
And then he wanted me to like go down this road with him and being like, oh,
Trevor.
Oh my God.
And I was annoyed with him trying to like pull me down this weird road.
I was like, what?
He's great.
I said, he's great.
And he's like, no, no, no.
He's better than great.
I was like, okay, man.
Well, now you're, what do you think about me?
I hate you.
That's what I was thinking.
I love, I absolutely love you, dude.
I think you're, I think you're a great comic.
And also a really cutie patootie.
When we did that show together, man, I watched you on stage.
Boy, oh boy, do you got a nice, you got a nice structure.
Like in the face or the ass?
Just your bod is cool.
Oh, nice.
What angle?
Just your bod is cool.
I was behind you on the, and I saw you sideways too a lot.
Oh, at Austin.
When we did, oh yeah, I did the bad friend show.
We did the show together.
Yeah.
I was supposed to be like brought out on stage.
And then you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not how it works over here.
Too much pale pigment on one screen.
Well, we're mixing it up today because we've got, you know, we have two whites
in the lead
chair, but it is nice, but I need, we needed a little bit of a little bit of
Asian
spice, a little bit of fish sauce.
I'm glad I could do that for you.
Rek, you do.
Rek, did you, did you have any time to speak to Juicy?
Did you guys get to meet?
Like after watching this podcast every week, I feel like I know her.
You don't watch it every week, do you?
I do.
God bless.
I love this podcast, man.
You're incredible.
So I saw her and I, first thing I said, it was not nice to meet you, but I love
you.
And then it just came out and it took me a back and I was like, wait, I love it.
I mean, nice to meet you.
Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah.
How did you respond?
I don't, I don't love you though.
I mean, I like you.
Oh damn, playing hard to get.
She said, who did you?
I didn't get great.
I said, who dis?
Oh.
No, I did not.
To his face.
Did you?
No, I said, I love you too.
Okay, nice.
So we love each other.
Yeah.
I'm all about the love.
You are all about the love.
Yeah.
That's what I do before I go on stage.
People ask what I think about.
I just think about love and try to expand it.
Are you being serious?
Dead serious.
I like this.
Wow.
We need more love.
Do you like say something in your head?
Sometimes I think about someone like my mom or someone like that's easy for me
to like
feel like love.
And then I just like expand that.
I like that.
I think about.
But I should think about my jokes probably.
No, no, no.
No, that comes next.
That's not that big.
I think about Kanye West right before I go on.
Because a lot of his rhetoric lately, you know, it's really inspiring.
He's inspiring this guy.
He's a loopy, sad boy, man.
And somebody, then I just saw an article that said he was ranting about Pete
Davidson's
10 inch penis.
I saw that.
No, his cock.
Oh, the penis or the rant?
Yeah, the 10 incher.
I've known Pete for a long time.
And when I met him, he was only eight inches.
So it's cool to see that you grow with time.
As a person.
And in your penis.
Allegedly screamed about Pete Davidson's 10 inch penis during a fight with Charlemagne.
Charlemagne will do that, man.
He's so good at pulling people into this world of getting really mad and stuff.
He's so fucking good at like making people get annoyed and pissed off and then.
Then blowing up on his show.
He also baits people to say fucked up shit.
Do they have footage of that, though?
The cock?
No.
I don't know.
If I had a 10 inch cock.
I mean, I'd be running.
I'm doing the same thing.
Run around town trying to date everybody.
Yeah, 100 percent.
But unfortunately, I don't.
How many inches is your cock, Trev?
Probably six and a quarter.
Six and a quarter is honest and real.
And I know that's actually the number.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You measured it, huh?
Oh, yeah, recently.
But you know what's a trip?
One time I measured it with a straight rule, like a hard rule, a wooden ruler.
And then I did it with a tape measure.
And I was longer on the tape measure.
On tape measure.
So what's up, dude?
Is that skewed?
You got the curves in there.
You go all the way around the block.
I had to use a protractor to get some of my cock there.
If I had a penis, I'd measure it all the time.
Nah, because once you get it, you got it.
I'd be like those kids with the height charts.
You'd be checking it out.
Each day, you mark it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it really depends on the season.
Summer's probably better than most, but winter.
It is true.
Summer, you do have a nicer cock in the summer.
Humidity.
Feels comfortable.
The winter always makes me get a small penis.
Oh, yeah.
It's like you took Adderall.
It's just not good for you.
It just doesn't work.
Does your penis shrink up in the winter?
It's pretty much the same.
Always.
Same size always.
Yeah.
Never changes.
Consistency.
Yeah.
Summer penis is a thing, by the way.
Look at t