Name: Bedroom Music & RIP Watermelon King | Ep 142 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bedroom Music & RIP Watermelon King | Ep 142 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-14. Transcript available.

Bedroom Music & RIP Watermelon King | Ep 142 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends i'm gonna be in boston boston new year's eve and new year's eve
eve the 30th
and the 31st i'm doing a couple of shows so come out and see me on new year's
eve or new year's
eve eve depending on what you're up to boston come see me andrewsantino.com for
those tickets
andrewsantino.com for those tickets you two are bad friends who are these two
idiots
here's the problem i have with trans people oh i the problem i have is they
think they're
something they're not what are they really good you're you can't be a man and a
woman you've got
a pick that's so good and if you're born a man then you're a man bro even if
you cut off your
winky dink call lauren call lauren michaels you're fucking in now oh santino i
heard what you did
i heard what you did on bad friends yeah pretty good you want to come by the
show there's a lot
of protests going on because dave chappelle is coming back you know that
tomorrow night he's hosting
he's hosting snl and some of the writers are boycotting who is jordan peterson
i can't be there i won't stand for it i won't stand for dave chappelle is it chappelle
and his
black uh uh uh uh uh yeah chappelle is hosting snl and a few of the writers are
not like who i don't
know who the fuck it is the fucking news said it look it up i don't know if it's
real all those fancy
white writers do who is it i know a lot of the non-whites do it doesn't she
right there jenny
seinfeld jerry's daughter yeah it's jenny seinfeld oh by the way what r.i.p
to watermelon man oh man gallagher gallagher died dude look at that some snl
writers reportedly
boycotting dave chappelle's return as host they just can't take his rhetoric um
they're comedy
writers dude get fucking gallagher died i know let's go to that gallagher let's
go to watermelon
man he died he somebody told me he bequeathed his career to his brother yeah
which is so cute
because didn't they not like each other you didn't like each other because they
were competing over the
exact same act well all the headlines say comedian gallagher best known for
smashing watermelons
imagine imagine if that was your fucking legacy like jack hurwitz comedian died
best known for his thick
eyebrows you don't think they're gonna do that to you what are they gonna say
bobby lee comedian dies
best known for his uh-oh hot god you don't think they're gonna put that gif up
when you die that's
true or they'll go andrew santino comedian best known for his jordan peterson
impression that's not
funny it's not a funny comparison didn't work bobby lee comedian dies best
known for his bobby was
molested by a recorded boy that's your bit yeah yeah the guy dies you know what's
so funny and i had
heard that when they were kids they growing up they both were carrying
groceries in and his brother
dropped a watermelon first there's no way it is and he was the one that was
everybody laughed in the
family yeah and then gallagher decided to start smashing watermelons because he
thought the bit
was funny stole it from his brother wrong gallagher but yes liam and noel does
that always by the way
liam and noel gallagher how come they never smashed a watermelon in tribute to
gallagher and i would
dude have you met him noel gallagher the watermelon guy no i never had a chance
i i i would be way more
sad if he was a nice guy why you want him to be a dick no i've every time i've
i've tried to like
approach him uh he just he was super standoffish well you know what i mean well
because why well because
why why you know well he's he's gotta be raising you think so that's true he
sees a little you know
what walking out right he doesn't want a noodle in his presence like if he
would have thrown rice
at the crowd that would be then maybe i would yeah just chucking rice at the
first four rows would be
asian we went to the gallagher show it was great my wife went blind she got hit
in the eye with so
much rice no i don't know why he was weird to you maybe it's because he was no
he was just known to
be standoffish what if he was intimidated by you me no no what i was a kid then
doesn't matter you were
a comedian yeah comedians are weird about other comedians you think so i think
his generation though they
think they're just i don't know holier than thou maybe maybe by the way you
know who says hi to
you that i sat with who's might be the nicest dude on planet earth fluffy oh he's
the best he by the
way he's the best nicest guy in the world it's it's like where is it what what
is the thing that's
negative about the guy nothing it's annoying absolutely nothing he's got no
flaws he's like
the sweetest nice you can poke him the belly doesn't nothing happen you're not
canceling i
did he hit me in the face oh yeah he went and he hit me as hard as he could
yeah no he was incredible
dude he's such a good dude such a funny nice guy but he asked me he said tell
bobby i said hi i said
of course and he goes uh tell bobby uh why wouldn't he ever put me on tiger
belly that's
fucking crazy that's what he said that verbatim there's no way he said that you
want me to call
him right now no yeah because i'll prove to you that he did i'm just threatened
he said i was
intimidated why would bobby put me on tiger that's what he said there's just
certain people i get
intimidated i don't want a rejection from him like sebastian i asked a thousand
times he says no a
thousand times that i don't want to do the podcast yeah he doesn't dude what is
it with you with the
what do you want to do six in a row today you want me to come down to your
house wow get in your
garage what are you going to give me bobby bubbly water you think i want to get
dehydrated in the
middle of the day in the hills i'm good okay so that's my sebastian wow who
else can i do that's
yeah um anyway what did felipe is that felipe oh that's why okay there it is
what did gabriel say
gabriel well now he's definitely not gonna go on your show you called him felipe
where did you sit
next to him in here he came on whiskey ginger he did yeah today no this past
week oh wow and he
was so sweet and was like tell bobby i love him i love you know and he was
complimenting the show and
then he was like you know ask bobby why he's never had me on tiger belly and i
was like oh my god it's
so it felt so good to me to know that like it's another uncomfortable position
for you to be in i love
that that makes me happy why because now it's just it's good i know i got that
thing on you a little bit
i worked with a guy last night that loves you he lives in your neighborhood
well well he's a great actor
let me guess go ahead comedic actor yeah emmy nominated emmy nominated yeah
stone street no
i love this game so fun it's a good game well my neighborhood is big dude van
nuys is huge
he sees you walking around oh yeah you mentioned golf i'll give you some other
hints balding
second hint we want more i got it i need it you need more yeah he was a part of
a sketch group
part of a sketch group
i got it who is it it's walsh yeah yeah maddie i
fucking love him love that guy he's so funny man talented he's great yeah chicago
loves chicago bears
had a great podcast yeah matt walsh uh probably unequo i mean emmy nominated
you could he wasn't
one i thought he won he hasn't won what yeah he's so fucking good on veep you
guys know who that is
don't you matt walsh is one of the funniest one of the funniest quickest dudes
i think i've he's the
ever uh ever seen live i mean truly is and like you know when we throw around
the term genius in our
business i do think he's a comedic genius i really mean it no he is a genius
and he um
it's interesting what we talked about we talked about like you know he did esther's
movie yes
man i should have done this movie everybody's in it getting me i've been
shooting everyone's
in it i've been shooting dave yeah i've been shooting what do you want me to do
blah blah blah blah hello fx yeah can i take off to do esther's movie
huh what do you mean
600 bucks max
so you'll take away my okay okay okay all right goodbye what would i what am i
supposed to do well
they got someone better matt walsh that's true that's actually true that he
wasn't your part
i was gonna say if it was that's actually true no but we did talk about like i
don't because i kept
going like everyone that's matt walsh and go he's a legend he's one of the best
elites right and he
didn't feel that comfortable with me doing that well yeah that's uncomfortable
for you to yeah but you
said it out loud to humans oh yeah well don't do that oh no i would like go
into other rooms and go
matt walsh emmy's here yeah that's stupid yeah and then but we talked about
like he has the same
thing that i have is like you know we're uncomfortable with praise then why
were you
praising him i didn't know that until after i did it you figured it out i
figured it after i did it
like for five hours right you know are you uncomfortable with praise yeah oh my
god it's
disgusting but what is it about comedians that are very uncomfortable about it
because i think our
whole career uh i think so often at the beginning was so much punching in the
face of negativity and
then when you get a little bit of love you almost don't believe it when you're
young i think when
someone's like that was amazing and you're in your mind you're like nah
probably wasn't you don't is
it because but is it because i mean comedians specifically the reasons why we
do it in the
first place is it goes against praise almost there's like there's a masochistic
is that the right word
there is masochism involved yeah but i think the tendency is like we all want
you know people are like
oh they're attention seekers i think most of us just really think we have funny
stuff to say so we want
to say funny but when we get rewarded for it um uh verbally from people you're
i don't know you're
skeptical of their of their affirmation you think it might be false or you
think it might be like
i don't know i i wish i i don't that's actually really smart i don't know what
the philosophy is
behind that yeah because you know we know actors like tom cruise actors want to
be come down with
praise i know they'll walk into a crowd inside autograph they love it yeah you
know that they
love it you're the one of the best actors i've ever seen you think oh yeah oh
yeah thank you they
love it yeah but like comics don't do that it's weird we're ashamed of our i
think we're ashamed
and you know what it is i think the older generations of comics always instilled
in us
you should be a little ashamed of your uh praise and success because when you
get too um big-headed
and on and you lose self-awareness i think you lose comedy a part of comedy is
being super self-aware
and super humbled by society that's that probably creates the best comedy of
all time it is interesting
because you know the comics that you know there's comics that are older that
still do the clubs yeah and
then you have some that became super famous in the andes and then they just
they disappeared
right and they come in and do like guest spots or whatever right yeah and there's
no connection
with the audience oh it's almost if they're like aloof of what's really going
on because they're not
right so i think the key i've always looked at with that like there's some sort
of disconnection there
yeah so i think for the rest of my life i'm just gonna always just do clubs and
be with people
well no but just be you can do theaters too but just be you forever yeah why
would you i mean you
don't have to change you're you're perfect just the way you are i love you just
the way you are
do you know who that is yeah who i love you just the way you are just the way
you are
that's not the way that's not how the song goes yeah it is yeah it absolutely
is look at pete's
fucking face look at all happy i just made him let me sing it i love you just
the way you are
that voice let me do it all can i get a solo i don't know
you were doing something way up i love you just the way you are pretty good
go