Name: Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends
Uploaded: 2022-12-26T17:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Happy Holidays Hiatus | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-26. Transcript available.

We're bad friends.
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
Well, let's do, let's do, you say jingle, I say bells.
Well, let's harmonize.
Ready? One, two, three.
Jingle bell.
One, two, three.
Jingle bell.
Well, I'm trying to go as high as you are.
No, we're harmonizing, so you have to go to the skip.
First of all, to harmonize, I need to match where you are.
So you were going jingle bells.
Jingle bells.
No, you go down.
Jingle bells.
No, the way where you originally, oh, fine, do it, if you want to go, if you
want to go deep.
What are you, a voice coach? Who the fuck are you?
No, no, no. Bury one in. I didn't know you were going to bury one in.
Ready? One, two, three.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
The haze are throwing me off.
You're improvising, I don't like it.
You don't want the improvisation?
No.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Happy Kwanzaa.
Happy Festivus.
Happy.
Happy.
Happy.
Do Satan worshipers have a thing or no?
You better believe it.
Happy Satan Day.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, because they think Satan was the one that killed Jesus.
But if Jesus was born on the 25th.
If.
If.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa, my bad.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Presumably.
He was.
He was.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I wasn't there.
How would I know?
I wasn't at the manger.
In a way, we were all there.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Let's see the birth certificate.
Let's see.
Show.
Right.
Just like Obama.
Let's see the birth certificate.
Yeah.
Prove you're an American citizen.
I saw the slab when I was in Jerusalem.
You did?
The slab?
With the.
There was.
I don't know what.
What he laid his body down.
Jesus.
A slab, I guess.
The slab?
Well, I don't know what they call it.
It's a concrete thing.
Slab.
Oh, it's slab.
Yeah, a concrete slab is a slab.
I don't know what else it is.
It's like a steakhouse.
But did I tell you what happened?
I was there with.
Jesus was medium rare.
I was there with.
I was there with Steve burning.
Oh, yeah.
No, you did tell me this.
I'll tell you the story.
Yeah.
Not that sad.
He cried.
It was the funniest day of my life.
Well, let's tell the audience.
Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays.
Happy holidays.
I saw Jesus slab.
We don't have an episode this week.
We don't.
Because we're taking the week off for you to enjoy yourself.
But what we want you to do is go get tickets to see us.
All right.
We're starting the Bad Friends Tour.
The dates are coming very soon.
But to start the Bad Friends Tour, a little mini kickoff in February.
We're doing Just for Laughs Vancouver.
We will be there the 16th.
Okay.
February 16th.
The 17th will be in Spokane, Washington.
The 18th will be in Seattle.
You can get tickets in the description below or at badfriendspod.com.
And also, New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve Eve.
Come see me, andrewsantino.com at the Wilbur Theater in Boston.
Boston, Massachusetts.
Did you just play that last year?
I played every year.
I'm playing.
I play cities every year.
I'm going back.
So you say.
Say go see him.
Go see him at the Wilbur Theater again.
The 30th and the 31st.
The 30th or the 31st.
The yearly thing that he does.
Most people play it every year or so.
Okay.
I play it one time.
Andrewsantino.com.
I play things one time.
Andrewsantino.com.
Go, go.
Go.