Name: Unpicked Boogers From The Vault 2022 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Unpicked Boogers From The Vault 2022 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-02. Transcript available.

Unpicked Boogers From The Vault 2022 | Bad Friends

happy new year hey guys hi carlos hi happy new year's fancy happy new year yeah
what a great
2022 insane yeah just oh i'm exhausted what was your favorite uh episode this
season um i liked
halloween a lot i like damer andrew and korea and elvis well i think everybody
knows what my
favorite episode was but uh why don't you guys tell us what your favorite
episode was of the
season because we're uh 2023 today is a special day as you guys know we took a
little bit of a break
but i have rescued from the vault an episode that was discarded early this year
uh i had to do a
little surgery on it but uh you guys will let me know if they if if you find it
funny uh andrew and
bobby don't know that this is gonna be out so hopefully we don't lose our jobs
after this yeah
this was one that i think was said not to be released exactly but we needed an
episode and we
didn't want to have to record on real fast with the guys so get mad that we
messed up so right we're
just gonna put this one out for y'all so hopefully well you guys let us know
what what you think at the
end at the end of the episode what else is happening 2023 is here uh big big
announcements uh next week
we have one of our uh funniest episodes in a long time uh special guest check
it out on on the ninth
and then on the 10th andrew's special is dropping cheeseburger it's really
really funny we're really
excited for him um check it out on netflix it's gonna be awesome and then february
we start our pre pre-tour
pre-tour dates so we're gonna be in vancouver on february 16th at 8 p.m and
then we're going to uh
washington uh so we're gonna be in espocaine and seattle on february 17th and
18th also at 8 p.m
uh this is gonna be exciting first time on the road of 2023 and then what else
is going on carlos when
are when are we officially kicking kicking off the march 2nd uh march 2nd we're
going on the road for
a long time on a bus bobby last night asked me if we're gonna fight the whole
time he keeps bringing
that up i think he wants to fight the whole time of course yeah that's what he
does exactly so we're
going to start in california on march 2nd then we're going to arizona then we're
making the big leap
well first new mexico then indianapolis missouri oklahoma city maybe texas
three cities there i'll
let you guess which ones not austin new orleans alabama weirdly enough north
carolina virginia new
jersey baltimore michigan kentucky tennessee georgia a bunch of cities in florida
and then we're ending it in
april in san diego california where bobby is from whoo so as the dates get a
hundred percent confirmed
you guys can go to where badfriendspod.com exactly and you you can buy tickets
now there for vancouver
and and seattle and spokane and then early you know like i would say like in a
couple weeks we'll
have the dates there for everything else um also this week is the last last
week for for this amazing
christmas merch if you guys missed it go to badfriendsmerch.com yeah you guys
like the pictures
we put on instagram right yeah we had a beautiful model come and make and do
that for us and yeah if
you want to be like bradley go to brad bad friends not brad friendsmerch.com
badfriendsmerch.com right
so like this is the last week for that merch then it's gonna be gone um we're
gonna have a special
merch for the tour too i'm excited to send it soon cool um what else also seven
x we're doing a lot of
like awesome things on seven x this year we're gonna start um the year
launching a new show so stay
tuned uh hopefully soon yeah it's gonna be fun it's gonna be fun our super
successful uh educational
course uh was sold out in in 10 minutes so we're opening five more slots uh for
this january so in
in two weeks january 16 we start so hurry up if you want to be a part of that
we're opening just
five slots and they'll be you know they'll be gone soon and then we're gonna do
more and bigger things
with that uh because we get an overwhelming amount of emails and text messages
and dms every day about
this stuff so we're planning big big big things um so anyway keep to keep tuned
yeah stay tuned stay tuned
thank you um yeah thank you so much for for this amazing journey uh it's been
almost three years
of bad friends uh we could not be more excited to be a part of such a good show
you guys are the
best possible fans thank you for for supporting us and yeah um happy new year
hopefully your new
your solutions to start uh start uh start today yeah happy new year
we're bad friends happy new year
teach me some exercises korean i have a korean i went to korean acting school
yeah yeah
whoo that's it no every movie no no these are just you just have to i'm the
teacher you have to
repeat after me okay yeah no no no that's not it oh very good good
no no no it's more like a chip chip very good just to follow chink
oh that's a part of the acting oh it is yeah yeah oh it is chink
oh oh okay okay clink clink clink clink yeah if you wanted to do it you had to
confuse her you would
have had to be like what chuck chew ca knee chick you just have to throw it in
oh right right if you
threw it in she wouldn't have known oh let's try it again no no why don't we
talk about you having
the worst night of your life last night what happened i got out of a restaurant
what restaurant i went to
village idiot beautiful restaurant you don't know what it is i've never heard
of it i've never heard
of it it's a bar on melrose but are there idiots there yeah i was there what
what street is
the bar melrose uh i've heard of it yeah it's nice but i went there to go get
to go get
something to eat who you're with i need the details solo solo i was by myself
you eat by yourself
i went to do a spot at the well we can get into all these i went to do a spot
at the
comedy store at 8 40. you were supposed to be right after me or right before me
you didn't show up
uh i couldn't they were scrambled eggs they were trying to figure out because
you were two two
people canceled people were mad you and somebody i don't know i wasn't paying
attention but emily
told me they were scrambled and because you guys canceled and people were mad
juicy yeah take
it away people kept coming i was working a lot uh all night like oh i can't
wait to
see bobby i wonder when he's pulling in for real yeah and then you know oh bobby
canceled and then
someone from the main room goes man a lot of people coming in were like i can't
wait to see bobby
i'm in from australia i can't wait to see bobby you want to you want to
apologize to the people that
flew from australia only from the people from australia okay what about the guy
that flew in from florida
no no no no what about the new the new york guy he flew from new york no really
mexico yes canada yes
north mexico or south mexico because south like you know where the resorty like
where we were yeah
those ones i'll apologize every cancun cancun because it's way on the tip yeah
and tulum
taluma cancun i love all those ones well so you apologize no way no way tj what
happened
you keep changing the subject i'll lead him into it he called me i was getting
in my car i was actually
walking to my car and he called or he was like call me and then he was like
look out i can't
i can't i can't act i i i'm the worst actor that's ever lived i can't act that's
what you said isn't
that and you go i don't know what to do and he does his bot when bobby stutters
it's because he's
having a panic attack i don't want to what i want to do and he got nervous and
he said that i couldn't
read the lines i couldn't read any of the lines okay let's let's show the clip
let's see what it looks
like this is a clip from this is ester's movie no no you can't show when i'm
fucking up yeah we can
how's bobby been a little grumpy who is that girl that called you a little grumpy
she's a um
she works on the movie doesn't know the job titles of anyone it's bobby lee so
um is she an ad
yeah you don't know she's props no no she's wardrobe wardrobe they're also
wardrobe wardrobe
so unique director she's the director bobby's doing ester's movie which i
couldn't be a part of
because i'm filming the third season of davy but bobby since you brought that
up they did offer you a
part and let's just move on you don't know you don't remember anything from my
phone call
name the first thing that we talked about when we got on the phone you said
hello
you got me god damn yeah you said hello you're good yeah and that's how you
open hands up i'm
i'm done anyway anywho do i look more loose by the way i got a massage an hour
ago no and can i tell you
how bad it was it was so bad it was so bad you seem stiff yeah yeah you gotta
get that yeah yeah
i want me to go to harder i was like i was like loosen up just a little bit
yeah she was digging
her fucking she must have had schwarzenegger forearms digging into my fucking
neckline
that when i've lifted my head up from the oval pillow i literally heard yeah
she pushed so hard
i'm worse off now in tokyo i had a lady walked on my back see i like that no
but then i had to be
like a balance like i had to do a balancing thing oh your body yourself yes i'm
like it was it was like
american ninja that the competition core workout anyway have you ever had a
little japanese girl walk on
your back not walk but i had this thai massage where she was like punching me
and it and she like
she pulled me up that was jujitsu class that wasn't a massage she was like
crawling on the table and she
and she did she just like slapped like punched my back and then she goes you're
done and then i was
like what the fuck just yeah she thought it was mortal kombat finish her you're
done all right so
can i just go back to this thing yeah let's go back all right so i'm going to
tell you what happened
first of all you're right number one when i'm in a that state of mind i don't
know who else to call
right and you're one of the first guys i called and not knowing that you were
going to expose me
on this show yeah you did no i didn't okay that was a personal call would i
expose you if it was
something serious that was serious last night no it wasn't bobby oh my god we
asked carlos we were
laughing who the person that taped that we were laughing our carlos you and i
were laughing on the phone
were we not when we were laughing on the phone no we weren't when you were rereading
hello yeah
after hello i remember now well we were rereading lines and we were laughing
because it was funny okay
so i'm going to tell you what happened yeah okay so um they so i'm a pharmacist
in this movie okay
and you know in my mind i'm like the first three pages of the script
is me and esther's character talking right right so i i just go oh friday is my
first pharmacist day
obviously they're shooting that scene right i mean in my mind if it's the first
scene in the movie
right you think you think everything first location it's just in my mind i just
made the assumption
you did you read the day out of days do you know what a day out of days i know
what a day out of the day
what is it what did you not read the day out of days he doesn't know what it is
i don't know what
it was a day over the day there's a sheet called day out of days d-o-o-d a dude
sheet you have a dude
okay an ad will send you a dude sheet literally breaking down what you're
shooting that day
because i have a different system i don't do that let me let me guess what don't
read the script
don't know don't know anything about what's going on that day show up a little
bit late from when
they told you to get there really and then and then you're poking the and then
and then yeah
call santino when you freak out because everything didn't go the way that you
thought do you want me
to continue or no did that happen or not no okay go on because you don't know
my system listen to
the system and then if i can make a judge can't wait to hear it oh you're so
fucking oh fuck you
so the system is this all right yeah when i do any project i go just send me
all of it
not the script not