Name: The Korean Takeover w/ Steebee, Dumbfoundead, & Peter Kim | Ep 154 | Bad Friends
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The Korean Takeover w/ Steebee, Dumbfoundead, & Peter Kim | Ep 154 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends fans or should i say good day mate i'm down in australia and we
wanted to
apologize to you guys for the date changes that happened on the bad friends
tour vancouver spokane
seattle uh portland we had to shift a bunch of stuff around so i'm so sorry if
that affected you
guys you should be getting your money back if you want a full refund or you can
come to the
rescheduled dates um we're sorry we had to do this because bobby is traveling
and shooting i'm
traveling and shooting a movie in australia for two months so we're so sorry
sometimes things pop
up and we have to change the schedule we truly do apologize and all the bad
friends dates are going
to be released very very soon we're so excited we're trying to come to as many
cities as possible
but again we apologize if the inconvenience uh set you guys back at all you
should be getting full
refunds of those tickets um or you just can reschedule with us and use that for
the new dates
that we've posted uh so sorry about that but we hope to see you guys out there
from the bottom of
our hearts we want to thank you for being a bad friend you two are bad friends
who are these two
idiots
white dude and an asian dude you two are disgusting
you two are something we're bad friends
listen welcome to another episode of bad friends right the all korean episode
yep and i've been thinking i've been thinking about this idea since andrew left
right i go what
am i gonna do right and i decided to get my three favorite koreans in a room
where are they
that's funny you happen to be one of them oh what yeah i don't believe that we're
your favorite
koreans there's no way you know what i'm with you on that one okay i don't i
okay look okay
there's a lot of other ones i almost i almost could guarantee we could find
clips of you with korean
guests being like you know what all serious being completely serious you're my
favorite korean
two other koreans you're not you're not the fanciest one i like they're fancier
koreans
there's that give us two examples aquafina oh she fancy ronnie chang he's not korean
whatever he's not even korean
aquafina's not korean too
this is my korean episode what am i fighting for
aquafina right half korean half korean still count
i'll count it yeah yeah what's the other half
steven yun chinese or steven yun
david show etc etc
i can see that but in terms of what
in a situation where there's no show business
and there was an apocalyptic moment
where i'm like i gotta find the people i trust
right and i can survive with where i can feel more comfortable where i can like
you know be the boss
you know what i mean a place where i could be of the boss
right it would be this three
you needed three koreans less uh successful than you
no no you guys are successful
i think that's what it feels like
he feels like the boss korean in this scenario
in any other scenario you're not the boss korean
you needed three korean subs of hollywood
we're the underlings
okay what scenario am i not the boss
and you're able to hurt my feelings
i'm ready for it
i i don't think you feel like you're the superior korean
in a room full of hollywood koreans
wow
wow
wait this room or any any given room
no no no i'm not saying this room i'm talking about
in this room you are the hollywood elite rooms
with koreans in it
with like koreans in it
ddk is there
john cho is there
because he's always spoken about his stories like that
i was in this audition room and it was this guy and that guy
i'm not gonna get the part
that's what i heard a lot these stories
yeah he's so vulnerable right now man
i love it you guys are doing a fantastic job
how are you going man i love this
this is great
i love it dude stay on him dude you're doing great
this is terrible dude
i don't know if this chemistry of four koreans in a room for podcasting works
it doesn't work
it's working right now
is it working
oh it's working now
it's working
oh it's working
no we're talking over each other
not in a good way
no
yeah but it's working
it is working
whoever wants to talk can go like this
no there's no rule
and let me say something to you man
right you can't come in here with agendas skits
like is this is this scissor brothers
oh do you want to eat you want to eat hot peppers
and staple guns or nutsaxe to a wall
all right no this isn't scissor brothers all right
i'm not saying yeah yeah we speak the truth here
are you saying scissor bros ain't the truth
yeah i am saying that
we're nothing but the truth brother
we're nothing but the truth
he turns into a fucking w
holy moly guacamole
he did come with ideas in bits though
he did come with bits
yeah i don't like it
you said this is the korean episode right
yeah
okay so can we do my segment here
no no no
i swear to god we'll do it
i want to do a segment
we will do a segment
but we do segments toward the end of it
this is perfect for now
all right all right
this is perfect now
let me introduce the podcast
welcome
right and then i will introduce
and then here's what we'll do
you have faith in me
dumbfounded
right you're gonna make some sort of introduction of his
a song
yeah
make a musical thing with your
not lyrics
all right
all right so
but i'm gonna
harmony harmony
yeah he's got to sing this guy
oh i could
i'll take the fifth if you want
yeah yeah
you'll take what do you mean the lyrics
oh you mean the harmony
yeah yeah just do a harmony
right so i'm gonna i'm gonna introduce right and then i'm gonna go where am i
and then i'm gonna go now it's time for and then yeah yeah yeah
so we have some lyrics
so we have some lyrics with we have some korean lyrics like chingus which means
friends you know like that would be nice that would be cool i like that would
be cool now we're getting there
yeah we like that maybe some yeah okay boji boji that's just pussy yeah it's
vagina vagina what's
a jut jut that's tits okay yeah let's do all of it that's what they call it
yeah that's the first
time i've ever known that wow look at this korean episode bad friends i'm
learning yeah
that's like come here eat my balls pretty good right yeah yeah right yeah come
over here titties
that's weird but okay oh that's right yeah yeah what's um not that i would ever
say it what's a
bitch that does work that works that works but then it would get cancelled in korea
i'd be banned from
twitter no they would feel bad for you they're like who is this stupid kid or
you think the girls would
mock me if i said that if you said it in that accent yeah yeah it sounds really
weird oh so i have to
do more of a korean accent yeah yeah all right so you i'll you say it and then
maybe i'll do it after
go ahead right now oh no no we're doing the song you're not doing no we're
doing it we're gonna
i haven't even introduced the podcast we haven't even started wow minutes ago i
have my own way of
intro right go i just want to learn this real quick okay but this is a part of
my segment that you're
already doing you're ruining my thing he's taking his co-host role very serious
yeah yeah all right
i totally take i also didn't want you in this seat what do you mean i don't
care i thought this was
peter i don't care but you're taking my idea okay you're literally taking my
idea i already planned
this thing and you're taking that's how podcasts work okay you gotta be on your
toes okay all right
all right that's what you don't plan things okay anything can happen okay okay
so you want to save this
into your segment well it's so similar so if you could do something else how
about this this is a
better idea and this is going to exercise you right come up with a different
segment right now while
and that will test your craft absolutely no because it's my ocd thing if it
doesn't do it we're gonna
die something well let's just do this first and then we'll do the segment we'll
figure it out okay so go
ahead okay say it the way you're gonna say it i'll say it i'll say it to you as
if i was saying it to
you bobby and then i'm gonna say it to some random girl okay okay go ahead bobby
yeah don't put bobby in
all the brain power right now yeah yeah yeah my brain is yeah so go ahead okay
yeah that's good i know that one yeah yeah okay pretty good yeah welcome to
another episode of bad
friends the korean episode um we've got dumbfounded peter kim my brother stevie
weeby in the house
andrew's in australia shooting another hollywood movie with his hollywood
friends john cena and zach our
friend and um the guy that wrote the movie brian jarvis i saved his life 20
years ago and he can't
even give me a line but anyway um welcome to not one line but anyway welcome to
another korean
right we're all koreans in the room and uh we have a very special thing coming
up right now um
we have a segment right that um my little brother stevie weeby created and here's
the segment no good but
first no he's doing the song oh
welcome to hungry time segment this segment we are going to have the better
speaking korean
people peter and jonathan talk to me and my brother bobby and we're going to
try to guess what they're
saying in korean wait could i why are you doing it open so racist yeah yeah i
didn't like it it was so
racist what do you mean could i say something yeah yeah i i hate that you
created this segment and you
had to say it's a segment while explaining the segment let me redo it let me
redo it i'll give you
another shot but you get one more about it i think we should just jump into the
song you know just go
okay okay okay yeah we're doing korea time where are the better speaking korean
people are going to say
phrases in korean and we're going to try to guess what they're saying you're
very good okay
why don't you feel like andrew never andrew never left
stop it it's too much yeah i love it i love it okay so this game sucks
i mean the premise of it sucks so bad but you know what i mean it's a great
idea it's a terrible
segment peter's better no peter liked the idea right peter i loved i don't know
what it is but i
really don't know either i love it i love the energy he came in with so much
energy you stop me outside
the bathroom let's go you set up the rules yeah let's try it is there you got
to do stuff that
you probably don't think we'll know like vocabulary and we're going to try to
guess is there a buzzer
um yeah so if you where do you have buzzers here guys
is there an ending to the snap doesn't really exit out yeah we end it now okay
cool let's end it
now okay so okay so there's i guess the best out of three um so i get a turn or
so i get a turn
no we're not a turn we buzz oh we buzz what do you think the buzzers are for oh
that's right so
so um you guys could go take turns right and then we'll do what maybe five uh
sentences wait what
what are we we're saying a sentence or saying one word one word one word oh one
word yeah what does
where this word mean no no not just one word it has to be in the context of a
sentence like what
you guys did before right let's just keep it at word i think it'd be easy you
think you could get a
whole sentence one word yeah yeah like a whole sentence no one word no i don't
think you'll even
get a word let's we can't even get a word dude that's why this is a wash no no
no you have to do it in a
sentence you know what i mean there's no adaptability with this guy okay there's
no bending there's
nothing it's his way or the highway i'm gonna start he's always been like this
this kid has always
been like all right no buzzers no buzzers no buzzers so here's what we'll do we'll
just do that
okay all right here we go there's a sentence ready oh exactly exactly same time
do it again no different
okay all right go ahead go complex okay um
oh i think you might have gone a little fast when when are you going to school
okay
give me a chance i got it i got it god damn i wish you had some buzzers guys
okay why would we have
buzzers i don't know just for future reference okay hold on hold on yeah me too
me hold on hold up
all right you guys ready okay here we go
you have no lips
did you kn