Name: Bruce Wang & Wolverasian ft. Josh Peck | Ep 158 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bruce Wang & Wolverasian ft. Josh Peck | Ep 158 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-20. Transcript available.

Bruce Wang & Wolverasian ft. Josh Peck | Ep 158 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends fans i'm still down on the night and i can't wait to get back
to the us of a to go
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those tickets to see me and bob and the crew do stand up do stuff from the show
do all sorts of
fan interactions have the best time of your life i love you very much thank you
for being a bad friend
you two are bad friends who are these two idiots a white dude and an asian dude
you two are
disgusting well you two are something we're bad friends i i feel like i'm a
happy joe happy joe lucky
i'm a happy lucky joe happy joe how do you say it happy go lucky happy go lucky
i don't know we're
joking yeah yeah you know these american like sayings and lingos i don't know
much about them
you know what i mean capisce i know that's not that's italian oh right right
yeah capisce what
does that mean no idea oh is it a food no capisce like understood oh i feel
like i've had capisce on
bread before no yeah yeah oh that's compressing my bad anyway let's start we're
bad friends i tell you
something yeah i'm done i know you already told us i'll tell you why these
women they be a cray cray
yeah cray cray did okay i set up dates they cancel oh right wow they say oh i
want to date somebody
younger who um they flaky let's hang out and then you text them three or four
times no response wow women
be crazy cray cray okay let's introduce the people in the room let's start let's
start there okay
josh peck i'm telling you man i love you man you're a good guy i love you you're
a good guy
and um i really honestly like you know dude i'll be honest with you dude you
could be one of the best
guys thank you it's in your eyes it crinkles wow you know i've said this before
when you see this
the crow's feet is because they're smiling do you know that they smile a lot am
i a good white
oh you said that was like so good i know you baby you're a good white thank you
you're one of the best
whites um they should bring rickshaws back but that's just my own opinion they
still have them in
some places really where i don't think they i've never haven't seen a rickshaw
in years
well is a rickshaw different than a tuk-tuk yeah a rickshaw is um that's not a
rickshaw that's a
rickshaw oh like a human power human is the guy right so imagine having a rickshaw
but having uber
yeah oh that'd be so cool you'd be in such good shape right but also you call
your uber three hours
later he's still not there he's just coming up yeah yeah yeah you think greta
thunberg wants
human-powered rickshaws that's her name i think her i i don't know her name but
i'm sure it's not
thunberg i'm pretty sure it is it's i think greta thornburg thunberg i think it's
thunberg but then
i think the proper like proper proper yes you would know thank you that's right
my bad i apologize good
white the guy that you're very good you think he's a good one yeah yeah yeah so
kind same same to you
but back when they had rickshaws let me ask you um were there no horsies around
must have been
right right like who was the first guy to do that like should i get on your
back your mate no let me
come up with something yeah you know what i mean i'll just push it and then a
year later it's like look
at yeah you know what i mean is i don't know where was the where was it mostly
asia right you don't
see rickshaws in africa right detroit it'd be so fast in africa
you mean the best like carl lewis just you know what i mean
what you can't that's funny right having a rickshaw right in ireland you go in
circles they're so drunk
right right you would never get to wherever you're going right rickshaws in uh
that's it
that's all you got yeah that's all i got i feel like they still have them in
like the renaissance
festival no i'm pretty sure if you go to the renaissance festival that it's a
carriage
no they would have a carriage i think some people do it what just so white
people did do rickshaws
back in the day well the renaissance festival isn't entirely based on fact i
don't think so i think
some of it's fake who goes to renaissance yeah i love the renaissance what do
you love about it
well my dad and my step mom got married there so i i grew up there stop what
stop stop i never told
you that i just doesn't make it any sense so your your mom and your stepdad no
my my dad and my your
dad and your stepmom got married at a renaissance festival yeah did they dress
up as well oh yeah
we all did like a maiden and your dad's like i'm legolas pretty much yeah yeah
wow call me fryer talk
wow he really did have long hair at the time um and um why they they love uh
medieval times we'd go to
the renaissance festival every year we had friends they had friends who worked
at a shop there so we'd even
go there off season and see the fair like when people just live there people
live there yeah
when people live at a renaissance fair yeah some of those shops are just like
houses are you
kidding me no so they live like the people did in the medieval times uh more or
less i mean so there's
no flushing toilet and i think they have plumbing well that's cheating yeah if
you're gonna go go all
the way yeah you eat their food yeah right turkey legs what big turkey legs
turkey legs yeah yeah yeah or
starve at times how do you guys not like the renfei it's so fun oh let me guess
um because asians
weren't around then it's it's it's one of those things where it's like if i was
there i'd be like
yeah i don't belong here jews too jews too we don't belong we don't belong
there either i never
thought of it like that i'm sorry i've been very ignorant
yeah i mean but you guys can go now but it's so weird that i'm a grown-up yeah
me too
i won't even go to burning man will you do you go burning man yeah no i've had
so many people invite
me yeah what's wrong with them what are they searching for and you're sober
right you're yeah
and you know i know some sober people that go there too i hear that too yeah i
think with
i really don't know because there's the things that i don't like about it is
sand
you know what i mean i don't like sand you like sand no one likes sand no
matter what you like sand
i grew up in the desert i grew up in arizona in a in a wig one yeah yeah you
were in a prefab
house with the spanish right yeah we have sand in la as well yeah but i like
like a fun thing to
do on a saturday was go walk around the desert yeah okay where the scorpions
here's another thing
i don't like fire dancing it's so dumb no look at me you know i mean you know i'm
jump roping but
these are this is on fire yeah and then they do these moves and everyone goes
oh yeah
do you like it be honest have you seen a fire dance before i don't like any of
i have two kids
i drive it i drive the lower end tesla right oh you do yeah i'm very economical
but you could get
a higher end i did and then elon raised the prices and i couldn't justify it in
my mind but you could
still do it sure oh so you don't so if you and i were like hey let's let's go
to dinner it's my birthday
and i go i want to go to this restaurant are you going to be like no oh yeah no
i'm going to spend
on that because i'm a big a i'm a big boy a i'm a sober king so food is my
final frontier right yeah
yeah yeah i'm just not going to spend money to go to 10 days in nevada with
someone named you know sage
yeah that's a guy named sage yeah a dude named sage telling me about like how
the banking system's
failing that might be true but like you know what i mean yeah i don't want to
have these conversations
yeah and also it's like i don't want i have money yeah they trade like here's a
snickers bar for a
fucking you know i mean massage yeah or tissue paper yeah it's like i could go
to vons bitch
yeah right and i have money i could go to four seasons what's better four
seasons or the desert
it's four seasons yeah but these people like sage and conspiracy theorists and
all these people like
here's the problem if they're right let's just end things you know because like
i don't want to
believe that a guy named sage knows what's really up my thoughts exactly let's
end it all let's end it
all dude yeah because i did i want to say this man i dated a girl right who
believes that
we're hollywood is this big cabal of pedophiles oh right and they drink they
drink baby's blood
right yeah yeah and i looked at adrenochrome adrenochrome yeah right and then
her argument was
this well sandra bullock ate baby cannibalism i go how she bought a cream a
face cream and they use
baby um circumcised the tip yeah foreskin what's it called foreskin they call
it foreskin yeah i call it
the tip okay yeah i mean when i say tip do you understand what i'm saying right
but i i use the
property okay foreskin all right to each his own but all right foreskin so they
take the foreskin
of a baby right and i don't know how they remove that but i'm sure it's quick
the scalpel
really you can just tear it off i have two kids that had to do it oh you did it
no no i didn't do it
but i was in the room outside oh that'd be cool if you did it i'd be nervous
but in a jewish ceremony
it's the rabbi doing it i thought that i thought in jew let me ask you about
judaism please i'm here
let me ask you something i thought the judaisms don't do it they leave the skin
on no we created it
yeah what do you mean they're they're all doing it yeah yeah so you do cut it
off oh yeah yeah oh you
guys created it yeah all right so i because all right i thought that was a judaism
that they don't
you haven't seen students list let's just stop stop stop literally i i this is
the first time i want to
say this okay not one word did i understand not one word did i understand and i
think your problem
is this okay you see a window of opportunity to talk but you just because you
think it's me and i'm
going to cut you off so you do it as quick as you can and it comes out weird so
let me tell you
something bud all right how about this dude give me a symbol right when you're
going to say something
right and i'll give you 10 seconds i'll give you 10 seconds dude and you say it
slow so i'll give
you that moment again okay he needs a verbal crossing
yeah so um i think i got what you're saying have i ever seen schindler's list
yes yes i did great
movie you're right but what's the point they're naked and that's how they
discover who is a jew and
who's not ah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a rough time it was a rough time i'm so
sorry thanks yeah i
don't think you had anything to do with it though your people we didn't know
but um because you know we
had rickshaws and to get over there it's a long way and stuff yeah um but we
know we've been oppressed
as well koreans but um what you guys suffered anyway really sad time but my so
let's so anyway
sandra bullock got a cream with the circumcised with the foreskin foreskin i
wasn't gonna say it
with the foreskin with the tip right and shoot and then this girl that was
dating goes but that's
cannibalism because it's like there she's absorbing it through her face that's
consuming
and i go i don't know if that's quite the same thing as cannibalism but you
know what do you think
where were they getting the foreskin from like koreans they are i think well
the korean foreskins
not getting like fucking you know i mean ethiopian foreskins no they're making
a company that's making
face cream uses foreskins in their fucking there's no way you're thinking maybe
like stem cells or
something no that's what she said well that girl is wild look it up that girl
is insane there's no way
why why i tried the foreskin facial treatment okay 