Name: Bobby Goes Fishing | Ep 162 | Bad Friends
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Goes Fishing | Ep 162 | Bad Friends' from Bad Friends on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-17. Transcript available.

Bobby Goes Fishing | Ep 162 | Bad Friends

hey bad friends you guys we're bad fans live it's the best live show you'll
ever see in your life
in your life and this week we're gonna be where juicy where are we this week
louisville kentucky
louisville kentucky with a horse he's done racing the booze is made down in
bourbon county and then
we go to atlanta georgia baby atlanta yeah two shows in atlanta by the first
show's gone get the
second show where do we go after atlanta jess graceland soundstage graceland
soundstage where's
that at memphis, tennessee baby norfolk virginia guys norfolk virginia we're
going to be coming to you
guys and then we're going to do a little run in north carolina durham come on
out and see us and
charlotte before we head to texas in may those are the dates come out and see
us go to badfriendspod.com
badfriendspod.com you two are bad friends who are these two idiots
i've never seen avatar why i don't know well you're not a sci-fi guy i'm not a
sci-fi guy is
probably the best way to describe it i've never been a sci-fi guy i'll never be
a sci-fi guy but
your heart's closed that's what no no no i just i have no interest in that that
category of film
oh i like it all you're allowed to i i'm i'm allowed to say no do you like
classical music
i do like would you listen to it all day all night i do do you like uh do you
like spoken word poetry
no it sucks yeah i hate it yeah yeah people go there people go like in new york
i love new york and i
love you know people yeah i do both things yeah totally but then you know they
have those jams
they're a coffee shop you know i mean beatniks you know i mean with their with
their fingers and
stuff right oh yeah yeah i mean and um candles why are there candles in case
the power goes out oh
but it's like you know back in the day like with um uh ginsburg and back in the
60s the beatnik
scene right i am you will you are make me right life given yeah yeah yeah and
the white man
wants you to think yeah yeah i am yeah let's stand i want to boo amen amen amen
thank you so that's
what i'm saying i met him once avid sci-fi films are uh spoken word poetry to
me i'm at allen ginsburg
you met ginsburg yeah where at um dh wells bookstore in la jolla i thought you
were gonna say dhl i was
shipping something and he wrote and so i had the he wrote a book called the howl
or the howling what
is that called that's carlos by the way you look he looks exactly like ginsburg
they have the same
hair but you know what he wrote in my book what you watch too much tv allen ginsburg
he's probably
right yeah but i don't know how he knew that he could look at you oh really you
got a tv body
oh yeah like a turnip right yeah yeah you're more like a squash like a squash
summer squash because
they're yellow but i remember being offended like reading and going what the
how do you know
fuck you bitch but he's right though he's totally right yeah yeah and last
thing i want to say about
that is i chased lou reed down the street i love lou reed when i was uh 16
years old well what do you
mean you try to fight lou reed no i i was obsessed with lou reed and so me and
my friend jensen went
to his he had a poetry reading well you know with his lyrics from his songs
yeah and there was not a
lot of people there maybe 60 people and and then he went out the back i mean
just let's run i had my
velvet underground shirt let's go around right we saw him in the alleyway and
we started running toward
him he got in his car and he drove away he's like that and he and when he left
he went lou reed
yeah i've never chased a celebrity you haven't no i've never chased anybody one
my dad i've told
this on this podcast before but the first celebrity i actually saw well the
first celebrity i ever saw
was with my mom in an ice cream store in chicago i saw that we saw the mother
from um uh let me guess
yeah let me guess wait what's wrong with me let me guess oh yeah malcolm in the
middle what no the
mother and malcolm in the middle no i was a child when this happened this was
all right how about this
many years ago oh how about this bonanza is there a mother in there no i don't
listen to show there's
got to be a mom in bonanza no oh how about this the one with the guy that went
to exactly no no listen
can i just explain you guessed it yeah the one with the guy that went to the
thing no no what's
the one where um little house in the prairie how old do you think i am you said
you were young yeah
but that wasn't on when i was a kid little house from prairie dude you're
thinking about you oh oh i'm
40 you're 50. i used to love that show it was the it was the mom it was kevin
arnold's mom it was uh
oh my god what's wrong with me why can't i think of the name of the show dude
that's her right there
yeah that's her from wonder years what's her name uh she was so sweet and so
nice and she signed a
napkin she's allie mills huh allie mills that's right she signed a napkin for
me at the ice cream
store she was the first and then the second one we saw tom sellick in the
airport in chicago at
o'hare by the baggage and my dad goes tom sellick no i swear to god was it
embarrassing yeah so i was
i was like bright orange like hotter than i ever have been just like illuminating
orange and he
looked over and kind of gave like a what my dad was like hey really it was so
weird my dad was like
why did you just yell at tom sellick my dad's never heard a song before what he
doesn't know what music
is he never heard me what do you mean he doesn't know what it is there's music
when you're like in a
i know but that's how anti like anything he is like he does he doesn't he
wouldn't know what
mozart was he wouldn't know what like bruce springsteen was if you played him a
song it all
sounds the same to me just noise was he not allowed to listen to music as a kid
he's just not a music
listener or a movie watcher or anything what did he do for fun when he was a
lot work that was fun no
earn money in fact he was so cheap we me and my brother went to his he owned a
clothing store called
fashion gal oh yeah we know we know and um he we went to his and he and i go
where are the employees
that i know i do everything everything i do right and i looked me and my
brother looked below the cash
register there's a gigantic jar of pee what because he has no employees right
so he just pees
hear me in the gigantic jar right welcome welcome and they're like pu what
smells in here is that where
pu came from probably p you yeah but yeah my dad doesn't know anything and when
he was dying right
this is a really heartfelt story give it all right so my when my dad was dying
my brother had um
air pods or whatever and he stuck in his ear right first he plays tribe called
quest
i mean that's a good way to start and my dad was started shaking right then i
go no no no so i
changed it to um eric clapton uh you know uh uh if you saw tears in heaven
tears in heaven tears in
heaven i swear to god he had one tear oh my god he heard a song for the first
time wow that he died yeah
yeah his last words on his deathbed he was just like can i kick it
yeah can you imagine if you're holding his hand and you're like yes you can
he's like can i kick it or like a week yes you can or a week later we come back
home and he's like
dressed like tupac like he's totally in it you know yeah yeah yeah biggie why
are you kidding where's
mr costa juicy how much fun did you have in vancouver canada oh it was amazing
i can't believe it she
cried 2700 seats juicy came out hot as a pistol didn't miss a beat crushed
crushed so excited that
was the beginning of the tour bro it's it's all uh it's all smooth sailing from
here kiddo we had a
really nice moment bobby and i yeah really nice yeah she goes because you know
i mean i've had a
really bad couple weeks and like you know that that showed happened at the
right time it was awesome
it was awesome that's what andrew's been saying i knew i said it i said this is
exactly what we need
to start the tour in vancouver with a big huge audience of people in canada
that were like so
excited so excited it was so and we were leaving i go let's go we gotta get a
concert or whatever and
she goes um no i want to go back on the stage again so i went with her i made
him come with me
oh and she goes look and you know this beautiful theater such a pretty
beautiful like stained glass
on the ceiling oh my god and she and she i could see her tear up right and i
went you know what you
just taught me a lesson this is it this is it this is it there's nothing else
living it right now right
now you really taught me a lesson i was so glad because i didn't tell you at
the time but i think it was
because i was pretty drunk
because i didn't drink during the show but then after yeah we kicked it in the
green room yeah some
guests came back yeah i drank one and a half ipas that'll do it back on the
stage and i was like
so it wasn't a real emotion no it's real but it was fueled but you but you were
like are you getting
emotional and then i was like yeah and then you started wait wait wait stop you
weren't emotional
then you were faking it well i didn't want to tell you i think a lot of it was
because of the alcohol
yeah but it was still real spiritual but i had a spiritual profound moment you
were
fucking drunk yeah but wait a minute wait a minute people take ayahuasca to see
god so they're
intoxicated with something when they see something else so i believe chemicals
can sometimes open your
brain to the spiritual world so this was her just realizing look at how
beautiful this is oh you don't
need chemicals you're above it you've you've transcended chemicals let me tell
you i wish i had chemicals
the last two or three weeks yeah well now you don't but now you don't need them
because who on my
face in a hotel room you know like in mexico how could i forget anyway that was
a great experience
you know i'm so glad you know i mean that you know we get to live through
youtube because it's like
here's the deal when you're you know when you've been in show business so gross
even saying that
but in this business as long as i have yeah i remember those first moments huge
the first time
you did tv as a stand-up the first time you did a theater all that stuff and i
remember it being so
powerful and like you know visceral and it was just such an experience and as
you get older you just
kind of like we're always telling you like you know the first time you play the
belly room in the
comedy store is exciting yeah but after the ten thousand thousand ten thousandth
you'll get through
it ten thousandth time it just becomes like a thing that you just do right yeah
it's like you you should
take every moment and just go you know what this is this is great this is well
we talked about this
before the show what's in front of you see what's in front of you stop looking
this way and that way
and backwards what's right here in front of you right now yeah it's like that's
the way to like
live through life it's you know what it's almost like shoveling snow for people
that grew up in
places with snow when you go outside you see the driveway and you're like fuck
it's forever but if
you just look at the little chunk every time that you're getting a little chunk
of snow every time
you start to just forget that there's all that space and at some point then you
turn around and
you're like oh i'm almost done because instead of overwhelming yourself with
look at all the
shit that i have to do you're like well let me just take it one little chunk at
a time you just hire
somebody to do that we didn't grow up with the san diego money dude we didn't
grow up in all
about powe we weren't billionaires we did that for our snow in san diego you
didn't get any snow i know
and you know we paid too much for the guy
we paid him a hundred dollars and i'm like dad i don't you know there's no snow
so it wouldn't be
mr lee i will do your driveway but it's it's no snow for me to get you want me
to scrape snow for the
driveway yeah it's winter ok