Name: Hollywood-ish Bobby w/ Adam Devine | Ep 173 | Bad Friends
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Hollywood-ish Bobby w/ Adam Devine | Ep 173 | Bad Friends

You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting.
You two are something.
We're bad friends.
Hey, Adam Devine is here.
My boy, Adam Devine.
My man.
My man.
So you sent me a poster of a movie Thursday.
Yeah.
But I didn't listen.
I know you didn't even look at it because you're like,
I'm going to walk.
Yeah.
It's an invite to a screening of the movie.
I'm trying to get my friends and people.
I thought you were sending me friends to a successful podcast.
I thought he was sending me shit he's just in.
So I'm like, oh, I'll watch.
You know what I mean?
He wants to be watching me watch that.
And then I look at it.
It was a premiere.
Yeah.
I can't make it.
It's fine.
All right.
Do you even know when the premiere is?
Thursday.
What?
This Thursday?
This Thursday, right?
It's next Thursday.
And it wasn't.
I can go.
Dude.
Okay.
Come.
Here's the funny.
Are you going to go?
Here's the funny.
Dude, you're going to be disappointed because it's not the main premiere.
It's not the main premiere.
That's all right.
It's a screening.
I've been a screening.
So can you go next Thursday?
Yeah.
No.
No, you can't.
Why?
You're on the road with me.
I can't make it.
God damn.
I'm so sorry, dude.
That's fine.
But dude, I want to watch it.
Guy has no idea about his own schedule.
Can I hype up the movie real quick?
Yeah.
Go ahead.
No, and then I'll leave.
Pierce Bronson's in it.
Pierce Bronson's in it.
No, the trailer came out yesterday.
Yeah.
24 million people watched it in 24 hours.
And that was the highest trailer across all platforms.
What?
A million people an hour?
I don't know if it was.
They might have all watched it in the first hour.
I don't know how it was.
Yeah, but let's just say an average.
Yeah, we'll say that is the average.
And it's bigger than murder mystery, bigger than hustle, bigger than our movie
game over,
man.
So I'm the king of the world, baby.
Hey, hey, hey.
Is it a comedy?
Is it a comedy?
Comedy?
Settle down.
Come on back down to Earth, pal.
I'm excited, man.
You know me, Mr. Ego.
You are, dude.
But is it a comedy?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
I have to say you.
You don't let me in the other things yet.
I also have to say you and Tony Cavallaro on that show.
It's just the best.
Have you seen them?
The Righteous Gemstones?
Yeah, but them together, though.
Yeah.
It's comedy gold.
Yeah, it's-
I'm old friends with Tony.
Good dude.
Oh, are you?
Oh, old friends, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Good dude.
But you guys together, oh my God.
Laugh, laughily, laugh, laugh, laugh.
A big swinging dick in Hollywood.
He is a Hollywood guy, isn't he?
Now he is, yeah.
We all are.
I see this new studio.
Not me, dude.
I'm not Hollywood.
Last time I saw this studio, it was in like a little shit heap.
Yeah.
This room was like, this room right here was three times the size of your other
studio.
Yeah, this is.
Yeah, yeah.
So, hey.
Adam, would you say that Andrew is more Hollywood than me?
Be honest.
Successful?
Yeah.
Just in general.
Oh.
We're not talking success?
I don't want you to hurt my feelings.
You might have said yourself up for this.
I don't want to hurt my feelings.
Do you know what I mean?
I think you set yourself up for this.
I think I do too.
No, you know what?
My heart's open.
If that's the case.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, then there you go.
Dude, I just saw you on a plane and a movie, a house party.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
Dude, they had to spend more money on that panda.
Pretty bad.
You mean, oh, the koala.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the koala.
Pretty bad.
Pretty bad.
The movie's not good?
No, man, it's not good.
Well, it's not great, but it's fine for what it is.
I wouldn't even say it's fine for what it is.
I've been in bad movies too, and I don't like to, because everyone goes into a
movie saying
like, this is going to be good.
We're going to make this good.
And then you watch it, and you're like, oh, fuck.
House Party's bad.
I've never been in a bad movie.
Really?
Kicking in old school is good.
Kicking in old school is good.
You know what I mean?
You have to be in the right mood to watch it.
Yeah, you know, you've never been in anything that's bad.
Yeah, tell me.
I think your track record's flawless.
What do you mean?
I think everything you've ever made has been really, really good.
Everything I've seen you with.
I feel like there's an angle.
It seems like you're setting something up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
As an attack.
I think all your stuff is good.
Go for it.
Look at this IMDb, this guy.
Oh, don't be fucking this guy.
Well, first of all, go back to the top real fast.
That photo from 36 years ago is hot.
When I first met Bobby, that's what he looked like.
Yeah.
Wore a lot of blazers.
Was always fingering his asshole from the front.
And the cuff, the cuff and the pants, dude.
Get him too long.
Don't bother him.
Yeah.
Hey, I did that.
Roll him up, dude.
How do I switch that photo?
I hate it.
No, leave it.
I mean, for years I've been trying to switch it.
Who controls that?
You're agent.
Dude, I don't know.
Do they?
I've been wondering that too.
I feel like my IMDb photo is good, but my Wikipedia.
So there's some asshole out there that just keeps changing it to like, it's me
on the Macy's
day.
Look at my fucking face, dude.
You want to change that?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Obviously.
You please do because I don't like it.
Dude, yeah.
Well, they had like a, I had like a really bad photo for a while that was from
Comic-Con
where I'm like dangerously hungover.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just like all the fat-handed and sitting there.
And then that was that for years.
Yeah.
And then they changed it to one that I actually like secretly really liked.
What was it?
I was at the USO tour and I was like, I had a jawline.
For the troops, dude.
Yeah, there's troops around.
So I look like I care about stuff.
Yeah.
You know.
Look up Andrew.
I want to see Andrews.
I'm wearing, I have a scarf.
Fuck me.
Yeah, what is that photo?
What's the Andrews on Wikipedia?
Do you know what yours is?
I have no idea.
No, I don't know.
Oh, that's fine.
That's pretty, that's fine.
So here's what's creepy.
Here's what's creepy.
Do mine, do mine.
Hold on.
Here's what's creepy about this.
This is what I'm, this is what I, I don't know.
I've never done a thing to it.
Yeah.
That's from Neil Brennan's podcast that I did like six months ago.
So someone must be up there.
Someone's up there.
Neil did it.
Neil did it.
Neil fucking Brennan.
He thinks he's the fucking comedy police.
And that's funny because he changed yours.
Yeah.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
It all makes sense now.
Dude, do mine, do mine, do mine, do mine.
Son of a bitch, dude.
Let's see what yours is.
Yours also, another, oh, that's a really good podcast.
That's from Neil.
That's from Neil.
That's not bad.
I swear to God, that's from Neil Brennan's podcast.
I know it is.
So he's fucking doing it.
I'm going to do his podcast in like a week or something.
Hopefully I get a good.
Your picture will change.
Wow.
I think he does that, right?
It's not even in high res.
Why?
They're using like a shitty.
Well, good.
I don't want to be in high res, man.
When it comes to a photo that's just living on the.
The movies can be in high res.
I understand that.
Yeah.
But I'm not good statically.
Adam.
If I'm moving.
You're a high res guy.
You're a high res dude.
I'm not high res.
Is he high res?
No.
Ever since I've known you, you're fucking high res.
You've been high res since we met.
You're 8D, dude.
You're 4K.
You're 4K, dude.
And this is, you need to be in 240.
Yeah.
I want to be 2D.
I'm 720.
You're 240 for sure.
I'm 540.
No, you're not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have to be 540.
240 doesn't even exist.
Okay.
You'll be 540.
I'm 720.
I'm blurry.
That's right.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm 720.
And the only way I know that is from Pornhub where you can adjust.
Yeah.
That's right.
I don't know how to do it to my very nice TV, but yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes when I'm flicking it from my phone to my TV and it fails because
Apple TV won't
work.
When you're flicking it is all I heard.
Well, I'm flicking it.
Don't you flick it to the Apple TV?
And I've written a few complaint letters to Apple saying, you guys got to get
the screen
sharing down.
Like that screen sharing, it fails all the time.
And you know headquarters just goes into a tizzy when they read that email.
They're like, we got to get it down.
Well, what else is it for?
What else would you need to flick from your phone to your TV for?
For porno?
Yeah, if it's not porn, what is it for?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What is it for?
Yeah.
What would it?
Honestly, there's no need.
Are you going to look at Instagram via?
No.
You know.
No, Twitter.
No, there's nothing you'd need to put from your phone on your TV other than
porn.
I'm convinced they made it for porn and they were like, this is going to be a
cool.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I absolutely don't know what you're talking about.
I know you don't.
Phone to TV, what do you explain?
Here, check this out.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Shortly after the war.
Don't do this.
Apple invented technology where you could flip your phone to your television.
You mean mirror?
Yeah, you can screen mirror.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Yeah, screen mirror.
You don't just have a screen mirror, you can also screen share it.
So, either mirrors your entire phone or you can just do just videos.
May I ask a question?
Yeah, go ahead, kiddo.
So, if I'm watching like John Wick 4, by the way.
Yeah.
He dies.
He does die.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he dies.
Okay.
I don't know if it's a spoiler.
It's been out.
No, he doesn't.
No, he doesn't die.
He dies.
Hey.
He doesn't die.
You saw it?
No, I did not see it, but they're like planning a sequel.
Yeah, that's what's great about it.
I don't know how they're going to revive it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what's great about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm curious to see what they're going to come up with.
This is going to make you mad, and I don't know if I told you this.
Go ahead.
I went to go see John Wick 4.
I know you told me.
Yeah.
And I walked out.
You didn't like it.
I walked out.
I think I had a heavy day, and it was like-
And John Wick wasn't-
It just was too-
I was like, yeah, I want to go see John Wick.
I've seen them all, and I went in there, and I saw like 15, 20 minutes, and I
was like,
I don't want to do this.
Sure.
It's exhausting.
John Wick is not-
It's not an easy watch.
It's just exhausting, and I wasn't-
A lot of brain power goes in there.
I couldn't do it, too.
It also doesn't-
Dissecting that story.
I just didn't need like-
I just couldn't do it.
I was like, I got to go.
It was something absurd.
He made like $500,000 a word, because he only says-
Yeah, he says nothing.
He says like 14 words, and the whole goddamn thing is amazing.
It's pretty exhausting to watch it, because you're like,
this, what is this?
Uh, so I was in-
You're like, who's that?
Who's that?
Who's that?
I was in Berlin at Studio Babelsberg, shooting my Pitch Perfect spinoff show, Bumper
in Berlin.
At the same time, they were finishing reshoots for John Wick 4, and my God, we
were like,
the only productions going at that time, how bummed people were when they would
just stumble
onto our set thinking it was John Wick.
It happened all the time.
They're like, oh, it's just Bumper, nothing special.
Yeah, they're like, oh, nothing special.
Can I just say one thing about John Wick?
Is John Wick in there?
Oh, just Bumper?
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Where is he located?
Just Bumper, huh?
The name?
The blind?
Did you see John Wick 4?
I haven't, no.
There's a blind guy in it.
Not that I like, no, no, wait, wait, I love blind people and stuff.
Not that it came out weird.
It came out, yeah, no, I love blind people.
He thinks blind people shouldn't be able to work in Hollywood.
Dude, imagine what, that's what cancels Bob.
No, like Stevie Wonder biopic, yeah, of course, I love the blind, you know what
I mean?
Sure.
You know what I mean?
Whatever, Ray Charles.
Yeah, there's the, you know what I mean?
And they're blind, you know 